Lord Masulani Zulu @Masulani_ Twitter profile

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Lord Masulani Zulu

@Masulani_

5 years

Patience even tastes poison to see if it’s enough to kill a person. You’re not going to disrespect her like this Zozo.

OVO ZO 📍

@musondazozo

5 years

Battle for the throne! Who wins? Rt for Patience Fave for Cersei

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6 years

It’s embarrassing telling people “Stay away from my partner” because most of the times it’s your partner that can’t say away from them. 🙃🙃🙂🙂

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@Masulani_

5 years

Nigga I’ve 5 elephants, three leopards, 2 lions and 67 goats in the same yard. And you think I’m interested in checking what Kanye West is doing??? I’m busy with my farm.

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4 years

Finally made it to ka billboard. Told them I looked fresh on this photo so I can't take #TECNO for an answer so "Please kindly add it" And here we are. Hope this will ignite a Spark with my crush. Coincidentally this phone is a Spark 5😂😂 #SPARK5 #GiveMe5

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6 years

Dad died when I was 4 and I was the youngest, Family of 5 the eldest was just in grade 12. But through this machine she single handedly took all of the 5 from primary to college.Can't wait to be able to give her the best life she deserves. GOD WAS REALLY GOOD TO US.

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4 years

One of my biggest achievements was when @Chefy187 gave me a shout out in the opening song Betrayal in his album Amnesia. When he said shout out to Tonny Breezy “Nabambi Nabambi” I was part of a that nabambi nabambi group.

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@Masulani_

4 years

The ka lighting was not perfect but kwenze ka zuba.

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@Masulani_

5 years

😊

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@Masulani_

6 years

The DM that changed my life. I was just here for laughs and boom I got a new job last year using this same app.

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@Masulani_

3 years

On this day a king was born!! Manje help me feel like a king by sending iliyonse che on 0976450382. Sinizadya the good words you people will say. 😩😩😩Bonse bama K1 to iliyonse. Thank you and since I'm a year older I'll stop being childish manje manje.

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@Masulani_

3 years

But if God got us then we gon' be alright.

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3 years

Bro Zambian Man U fans celebrating Patson Daka's goal passionately while wearing United Jerseys made me happy.

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@Masulani_

4 years

#dontrushchallenge

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3 years

How many events are coming up?? Because hmm I've enough drip mwe🤣🤣

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5 years

#21stCenturyGarden #LusakaJuly2019 Styled by @The_Every_Mvn And The Dappergent PC: @Manass3hx

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2 years

@MarvelStudios Me after realizing the song being played is produced by my cousin from aunties side on my grandmothers side.

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2 years

Olympia mosquitoes after you spray Target "John ulikuti?? Kuli Shisha kuno"

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@Masulani_

6 years

That lady in Acrimony was given $10 million and a house and she still couldn’t forgive/get over the guy. Should an Ex who wronged me give me 1gb data I’ll forgive her,get over her and even help her look for a good guy.😂😂

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@Masulani_

2 years

Chapter 35 Today

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3 years

Homeboy recited his babes number without even looking at his phone. So I commended him for the commitment of even knowing her number. His response?? “Mwati pali na nkani ya love apa?? Muntu daily a funa mobile money ungaleko eswata number olo iwe???”😭😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

😁

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@Masulani_

4 years

She’s small Kim you’re supposed to say “My ka girl....” if she was dumbo yes chi would be okay.

Kim Kardashian

@KimKardashian

4 years

My Chi girl loves doggies!!!

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4 years

Lusaka people go to Chaminuka and pay for Cheetah Walks when they can actually do it for free by moving around with their partner on foot.

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@Masulani_

3 years

Mwepu is called Computer and now he's in the EPL. He's really a Bright Ohn.

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@Masulani_

4 years

Bang Bang.

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@Masulani_

4 years

Met a couple yesterday and they told how they met on a meme I had made in 2017 on Facebook and will be getting married in July. Ungapeze che ndiwe Moses who led people to the promised land and never reached himself.

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@Masulani_

6 months

Ine when I give a conductor a K100 I remove my headsets,reduce the volume to zero and put my phone on airplane mode till I get my change.

Malume - The Bachelor

@FxMalume

6 months

I can also be careless with money. I withdrew K750 on Sunday and forgot about it. All this time it’s been in my shorts and I’ve only discovered now 🩳😂

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@Masulani_

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🥺

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@Masulani_

4 years

Chef 187 must be a good listener. I’m looking forward to telling him a story. I mean he’s always saying “Shimika tumfwe”

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@Masulani_

4 years

Dripson Zulu PC: @tonytheegoon

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@Masulani_

4 years

ATM’s can be dramatic. Busy “brrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrr brrrrr” Nipaseni che ka K100 kanga niyende please.

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@Masulani_

4 years

Beginning of End of the the decade. decade.

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@Masulani_

5 years

Be a better guy guy 🎵🎵

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@Masulani_

4 years

I’ve just lost a loved one to Covid please stay safe guys. 😔😔

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@Masulani_

4 years

Seeing your woman crush posting that she’s done with her degree and also realizing her lobola price has probably doubled.

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@Masulani_

6 years

Guys I met Salma 😭😭😭😭

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@Masulani_

5 years

Finally used the airplane mode for the right reason #MosiDOT19 😅

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@Masulani_

6 months

Me after the ka full payment:

Brighton Knox Mwanza

@brighton_zm

6 months

You sell out your friend for k2,000 then what ?

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@Masulani_

6 years

Was getting mom from the station Elo I was just hoping she says “Can’t you buy hungry lion?I’m hungry” so that I can also revenge and say “Kuli nsima kunyumba tizadya tikafika”😂😂

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@Masulani_

3 years

I knew vama love you can die. My friend who’s an atheist was quiet for 15 minutes and he just said “Nina Lakwa chani Mulungu wanga.

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@Masulani_

4 years

Imagine next month someone delivers magazines at Wills House and they say “ We’ve brought you the August issue”

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@Masulani_

3 years

#DONDA album cover art isn't blank, that's black excellence.

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@Masulani_

5 years

For the past 4 months my colleague has been driving me to and from work. On Saturday his car developed a problem and now I’m back to using a bus. If I’m to be honest I can’t judge those girls who say “I can’t date a guy who doesn’t drive” 😂😂😂😂😂Life ya motoka iwama😂

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Lord Masulani Zulu

@Masulani_

4 years

This year try to progress. If you’ve an arrear try to clear it. If there’s a course you want to study but your G12 results are not cooperating, enroll for GCE. Whatever it is,at least just try to be on a different level than you were last year. Improve any aspect of your life.

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@Masulani_

4 years

Made a bald decision.

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@Masulani_

6 years

Nyanja: “Bwela Ray” English: “Ray,Come” Bemba:

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@Masulani_

4 years

“Ehh your beard doesn’t connect” “You’re bricks” Me:

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@Masulani_

5 years

Got an invite for the #LusakaJuly2019 as a “Celebrity Guest”. All I am saying is apa if you want to argue naine we can’t do it muma replies you’ve to send me an email and I’ll reply within 2-3 business days. Manje futi problem is Kuja people over bath the pressure😩😩😂😂😂

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@Masulani_

4 years

Simple life Lessons.

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@Masulani_

3 years

My Barber always makes sure.

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@Masulani_

2 months

When you’re ku sleepover and realize you didn’t leave vima dish mwe ima donya mvula.

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@Masulani_

4 years

Be nice to people you don’t know on social media. Not because you might miss out on opportunities but because it’s what a decent human should be like.

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@Masulani_

4 years

Obvious ma Inswa are really coming out finding no power and they’re wondering “Mwati ni season yanga???”😂😂😂😂

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@Masulani_

3 years

This baby looks like those uncle's that give you a K500 for transport just because you went to greet them home.

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@Masulani_

4 years

Not participating in PS5 topic because you and your person mukali mu vutana naya transport>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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@Masulani_

28 days

“You don’t have to shout, we can talk properly” Her:

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@Masulani_

3 years

I've hit 45K follwers🙏🙏🙏

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@Masulani_

4 years

So if they pay him back azaba seer Olo nima 1?

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@Masulani_

3 years

Okay Loko ndiwe!!

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@Masulani_

4 years

Okay but mula popoka bana ChiChi✊🏾

Kim Kardashian

@KimKardashian

4 years

Early Morning selfie ✨

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@Masulani_

4 years

I never understand people who have an issue with a lot of people being sad because a famous person died.

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@Masulani_

4 years

I’ve hit 30K followers on my Twitter. Monga ba Mayor baka tema mwala, It is okay if I call it a Mile Stone?

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@Masulani_

3 years

Pompi is engaged. Hmmm let me also tap into that blessing.

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@Masulani_

6 years

Do you ever feel like helping out people financially but your pockets don’t really want to cooperate??😩😩

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@Masulani_

4 years

Ine I’ve failed to understand 😂😂😂😂

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@Masulani_

4 years

HH took time to talk to me here. Me? Masulani??I should be double texting Someone’s daughter?? Saht burah.

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@Masulani_

4 years

Sub Zulu

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@Masulani_

5 years

Some of you girls here seem like cool people who you can actually be friends with. Manje the way Twitter is set up you send ka DM next thing you just see ka tweet njebele “Someone come get Mr. Bean from my DM’s. You think this is channel 122”

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@Masulani_

3 years

Kapenta is very expensive for the slander it receives.

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@Masulani_

2 years

Ironically met Zuba busiku🥺

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@Masulani_

5 years

Honestly can’t wait to have talent like that Mercy pencil lady. Maybe I can finally draw my crush’s attention 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂

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@Masulani_

4 years

ZP after mobilising and ready na riot gear kanshi ma youth bayenda kuma mpiri.

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@Masulani_

2 years

Nobody: Literally nobody: My dad on this day in 1997

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@Masulani_

4 years

Dumbo nation

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@Masulani_

4 years

You start dating someone sensible and all of the sudden the person that you liked in 1250 B.C. When you were crossing the Red Sea with other Israelites tells you they liked how you ate Manna.

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@Masulani_

5 years

#makeupchallenge 😂😂😂😂 @KenErics

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@Masulani_

4 years

If you’ve an Ex named Mwila olo Musonda and they’ve been quiet can you ask them XYZ?

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@Masulani_

4 months

Hmmm this type if she’s becomes your babe. It’s to be telling homeboys all the time “Let’s just go say Hi to Madam first then we proceed” just so they know you bagged her for real 🤧

Nalukui mishengo

@MishengoNalukui

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Pure and soft🤍

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@Masulani_

5 years

When Roy wood Jr said “ Eating healthy is so expensive I wonder why rappers don’t sing about it”😂😂😂

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@Masulani_

4 years

Zambians on judgment day.

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@Masulani_

5 years

This ka shirt is for ma luck I met Salma the last time I wore it now I’ve met @Chefy187

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@Masulani_

4 years

This Mumba Yachi issue has given us more reasons to legally buy and stream Zed Music.

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@Masulani_

4 years

When you go ku malilo prepared na salt na Tomato sauce only for you to find kuli Nsima ya Sawa.

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@Masulani_

5 years

Dating people that read a lot is fun till they reply to your "Good morning" with "I somewhat feel indisposed. Last night I mentioned it and you seemed insouciant. I find that to be execrable. Do you have to be importuned into acting right??" Now I have to google those words.

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@Masulani_

5 years

So some of you even lose sleep because of what your friends think about how your partner looks like?? Fam me if I like Respusha then Respusha it is❤️❤️❤️❤️will I cuddle with your opinion??😂😂

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@Masulani_

3 years

When I cook I make sure.

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@Masulani_

3 years

People :”Don’t buy a car before you buy a plot” *Me going to see the prices of Ma plot kuma 10 miles*

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@Masulani_

3 years

Unlike my bank balance God's grace will never be insufficient.

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@Masulani_

9 months

Muntu you make jokes bonse kanshi ali serious na life

Joey_Jay

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Bachelor’s Degree in Architecture

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@Masulani_

5 years

When you go back to CBU and forget what course you were even doing because kwapita ka time.

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@Masulani_

4 months

"How did you know I'm from Congo?"

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@Masulani_

2 years

Happy to be alive.

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@Masulani_

4 years

Dating a girl with a car is for pressure. You can’t even lie about your where abouts “Hello Babe, where are you ??” Ine: “Kapiri......” Her: “Okay nabwela just passed the toll gate....”

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@Masulani_

2 years

Guys😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Masulani_

5 years

“Boi kaoneka ka computer”

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@Masulani_

4 years

This karma doesn't work. My friends girl cheated on him more than 3 times and now she's married and driving a Discovery 4. Eve nabu good boyfriend tachoko siyana pa lima tower because ba conductor benze ba sala na K3 yake.

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@Masulani_

4 years

Hmmm some people zoona kuma 7 with this coldness you’re already wearing ka “Ćòlõgñë Dè Łá Ćhíbë” 😩😩😩😩

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@Masulani_

6 years

This is what my mom gave me to say bye after visiting her . She’s a farmer 😀😀

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@Masulani_

2 years

I know my CV says " I am willing to go an extra mile to get the job done" but hmm I can't stay after 18. Not because I don't want but ma bus yavuta kwatu muma chungulo😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Masulani_

4 years

I really wanted to do the “When God was creating chakuti chakuti “ Challenge manje manzi kuyenda yenda kwatu. If I use yali muma container nishi mambale sitiza suka.

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