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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
I try to push organic fresh produce, DIRECT FROM THE FARM but hamtaki. We sell by the kilo by the way. Lakini hamtaki.
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Naswa
4 years
@reservoird0gs @njokingumi And she repeatedly stated "I was fifteen" like trying to see if it will hit home for Kimmel but... Sucks!
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Guys I actually do deliver☺ My first Twitter customer, very special💚💚💚💚💚
@abuyamasta
Masta
4 months
Now nitakula managu, sukuma, na kitunguu fresh from the farm. Thank you @_naswa_ for delivering.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Good morning from this side, just about ready for consumption(: Stay safe✌🏾
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 years
Justice for Yassin Moyo. Justice for Khamis Juma. Justice for Calvince Omondi. Justice for John Muliro. Justice for Peter Gacheru. Justice for Eric Ngethe. Justice for Idris Mukolwe. Justice for Ramadhan Juma. Justice for Ibrahim Onyango. #JusticeForSamuelMaina #JusticeForVaite
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 years
@IzzyboiATL @lizahltndgls @QuezRene Hetero men only understand consent when they encounter gay men. Suddenly, they know boundaries..
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@_naswa_
Naswa
3 months
I am super grateful for the support💚
@ombachi13
dennis ombachi OLY
3 months
Made a mistake and ordered Kunde from your TL farmer with supermarket prices in mind and what was delivered was 20kgs fresh from the farm and they are looking lush 👌 Thanks for delivering @_naswa_ way cheaper and better produce but with this quantities guess it’s time for
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@_naswa_
Naswa
3 months
Good morning from this side as I head out for deliveries. Lovely week to everyone💚💚💚💚
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
For those wondering, actually our biggest struggle is water since we've not been able to dig a borehole. We have a well which isn't sufficient. Sipandi kwa sewage. And in two weeks. You're welcome to come to the farm see for yourself💚💚💚💚
@AlexanderKimug3
Alexander Kimuge
4 months
@muli_brian_ Hyo leaves ya managu mko sure haitoki mahali sewage inapita,,,managu leaves should be small size🤣🤣
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
For all those who've called for bookings and enquiries, thank you. I currently only have terere, managu and scallions/spring onions left. And for the samosa lovers, I have leeks💚
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@_naswa_
Naswa
3 months
Today I did my first in person delivery to Twitter clientele. It was wonderful to meet the people who'll eat our veggies. Thank you for supporting💚💚💚
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@_naswa_
Naswa
8 months
@Sophistofu3k @keescrawford It's just save the babies now, 'cause these grown negros are doomed.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Cabbages. Coriander. Kanzera. Kunde.
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Naswa
3 months
Yani I have a client in the US buying their family in Kenya veggies from me. Hivi tutasema tumekuwa multinational?👀 #WatijaOrganics
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@_naswa_
Naswa
3 months
What he said, buy organic fresh produce from me☺
@ombachi13
dennis ombachi OLY
3 months
Liver Wet-Fry, Kunde(cowpeas leaves) & Ugali. Every region has its mother sauce, in 🇰🇪 tomato onion sauce is our mother sauce & by cooking this beforehand enabled me to cut on my cooking time, a technique restaurants use by having all sauces ready for efficiency. I have other
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
By the way, I'm not desperate or anything. Buy from me or don't. If your aim is to quote me to your audiences of 30k people to ridicule cause I'm pushing for small scale farmers to get market, I'll block you. I'm not interested.
@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
I try to push organic fresh produce, DIRECT FROM THE FARM but hamtaki. We sell by the kilo by the way. Lakini hamtaki.
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Naswa
4 months
Congratulations mama for getting. You need a cookie?
@LindaShepuu
Shepuu👅
4 months
I get why no one wants to engage you.
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Naswa
4 months
I did it! Went alone. Made a friend. Had great conversations. #EndFemicideKE #TotalShutDownKE
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Naswa
4 months
I actually give them to either my neighbors and community at large when they are still fresh or I feed my pigs and chicken when they start to rot. Like I said, Win Win.
@ngughii
felloh
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I wish i was that lady. ningeewaambia, "Mŵaga ĝucigora guciheè ñĝombe"🤣
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Spinach. Sukuma matumbo. Terere. Onions. We're located in Kiambu. You can come to the farm, or get your fresh produce delivered at a fee.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Hii bitterness mliniwekea na babako ama?😭 Na nani alisema siuzi? You think I'd be running a successful organic farm if I don't sell? Jidinye nani. Keep crying. USINUNUE!
@OushDala
MAK
4 months
She is bitter...she accepts she deletes tweets coz hazikupata traction... She is bitter supermarkets are making sells yet have inferior produce... It is all about bitterness. Hajui supermarkets don't give ppl attitude online.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
3 months
Watu wa saga. It's your week. DM for orders💚💚💚
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
The nonsense on here. Your friends try to dog pile on and bully me, I respond. Now I'm an irrational person mad about lettuce😂😂😂 Don't even have the balls to @ me. Mjidishi.
@DushiNjenga
Tata wa Makodofia
4 months
That babe seriously can’t be that mad about lettuce 🥲🥲🥲
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Jidinye nani. I didn't ask anyone to buy anything. Mimi si mama ya mtu hapa. Nimesema wewe na your twitter demigods MSINUNUE. Don't buy. Spread the fucken word. Umbwa!
@OushDala
MAK
4 months
Exactly his point, Alex markets KOT 5 aside without bullying people, why is that women and you bullying/guilt tripping people? Kama uko na shida na Alex sema tu, this is free market, acheni kuona nikama ppl here owe you something.
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Naswa
4 months
@Ednah___ Nimekuwa mkali wapi? I just honestly said that people refuse to engage us. I have made it clear I sell retail and wholesale. Many times. I keep deleting my posts cause they don't get engagements. I gave up on here. Today's post was just one of my MANY.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Eggs - 450ksh per tray Kienyeji eggs - 700ksh per tray
@jerrydan406
Textbook
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@_naswa_ Una supply eggs pia?
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Support small farmers. Buy directly from us. Lakini hamtaki.
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Naswa
4 months
Make that your post when you establish your farm. As for me and my organic produce, we will not bow down to twitter bullies. I said what I said. Don't buy.
@Derrican
Derrican
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Hi X is a farm located in Kiambu. We sell organic fresh produce directly from our farm; Lettuce, Cabbages,Coriander,dania etc Our Farm produce is of the highest quality where every harvest has a story to tell. To make orders you can visit the farm or call us on 07.. (Pics)
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Naswa
4 months
Those who like pishori rice by the way, my mother, Wambui is reminding me yeye hupanda na anauza pia💀 •Pure Mwea Pishori(white) - 250ksh per kg •Mwea Pishori(brown) - 300ksh per kg.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
5 years
@jaymyer_s @thereddempress_ @iBellaNIEMA Yes bruv😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The lies in the second half😂😂😂
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Nigga I do sell through multiple platforms. I'm not pressed about anything. You clearly are. I'm not here to cater to your fragile egos. Buy. Don't buy. Just leave me alone. I'm not here for bullshite engagements.
@SirAlexas
Aleckie Ronald
4 months
You obviously do give a fuck about them not buying so stop being pressed by people buying stuff from supermarket, si uende ukauzie wale ununua from other platforms 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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Naswa
3 months
Good morning from this side. Have a good day(:
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Naswa
4 months
What is you people's issue with my tweets? Nowhere did I ask anyone to buy from me actually. Cause y'all don't. So please leave me the fuck alone. Don't buy✌🏾
@SirAlexas
Aleckie Ronald
4 months
Jameni kwani ni lazima, i thought it’s one’s choice to decide where to buy their stuff.
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Naswa
4 months
What attitude? For responding to people who don't buy from me and wanna ridicule me for engagements and their gangs of bullies? Please. I'm already establishing myself bila ukejeli wao. Wanikome na wasinunue. Na yeyote atakaye ona hataki kununua kwangu wakulima wadogo tupo wengi.
@ThisIsBett
Enock Bett
4 months
It's not good, though, for a small business, I.e. her attitude. As much as this platform is toxic, it holds enormous potential, especially since she's trying to penetrate the e-commerce market by fighting the established brokers. Otherwise, it's another mama mboga with no kibanda
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Only my close friends who happen to be on here have ever bought from me. Lakini some randos, cause they have big followings wanna act like they're doing me a favor. Like I said, when we are unfortunate to not sell, huwa na gawa kwa raia and we move on. We survive and thrive.
@B3laze
Blaze Officiel
4 months
Kukua a small business hapa twitter ni risky
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@_naswa_
Naswa
3 years
@MSalimu @Jadwong @Hakingowi Lol. Do people especially East African men understand that this is misogyny and institutionalised misogyny at that? Because if not, we have a problem.
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Naswa
4 months
I am good. I currently am actually out of lettuce, spinach, kale, coriander and tomatoes. Those who patronize my business do, and properly without trying to tone police me.
@ewkworld
EWK WORLD
4 months
@_naswa_ @DushiNjenga All in all you have failed to maximise potential sales. Terribly.
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Naswa
4 months
I didn't say I lack sales. I said people from here(this platform) don't buy. And continue to complain about mediocre produce. I sell just fine. Like I said, I'm not desperate for any of you to buy from me. Don't.
@SirAlexas
Aleckie Ronald
4 months
If this is the attitude, I totally understand why you are whining about lack of sales, do better, shallom ❤️
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@_naswa_
Naswa
3 years
Missing girls. Eight missing girls. #ShaniceNdungeMuoka
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 years
@JulbeDaniel @samoanboygio92 When it's your friend it's different. Friendships are very strong relationships and bonds.
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Naswa
1 year
I am just here to remind y'all that on Friday, not even one teargas canister was launched at the anti-lgbtqia+ protests. They were allowed to spew their venom, threats of decapitation in peace, VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Those from the CBD and need veggies DM me so we can plan advanced orders. It will be easier to drop off multiple orders.
@_ClassicBooks_
Classic Books 🇰🇪
4 months
@_naswa_ Do yo deliver in CBD? I need some.
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Naswa
4 months
@Edgar_Amutavi Currently available for Saturday CBD drop off. Managu - 80ksh per kg Terere - 70ksh per kg Kansera - 70ksh per kg Spring onions - 100ksh per kg Leek - 120ksh per kg Spinach available in a week. Kunde/Sagaa/Lettuce available in two weeks.
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Naswa
4 months
I think I'll need to figure out better packaging now. Mimi huwekea watu kwa crate then narudishiwa.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
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This Hanifa thing teaching us what @miss_mumbz1 been saying the past couple of days. Even the political class know our so called democratic duty ends at the polls, then they're left to run unchecked. That's why they're so mad that you could dare try ask them questions.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Mumeskia? Ndio hio leek.
@nickmuthumbi
Nick Muthumbi
4 months
Samosa aside, have you tried using leek to make dry fry pork? Utapenda!
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
To everyone supporting us. We're so grateful. My heart is so full💚💚💚💚
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@_naswa_
Naswa
3 months
Fuerte and hass dropping in a couple weeks👀
@demi_farm
Demi Farms
3 months
Know your avocados
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Delivering to retailers. We sell in wholesale and retail. I'll keep updating on what is available for those interested.
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Naswa
4 years
Hahaha
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Naswa
2 years
Kenyan comedians🤝🏾 misogyny, rape culture, homophobia, anti-blackness, fatphobia and overall weirdness. I don't get how they are funny. At all.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
3 months
I'm looking for someone who deals with spices. I have rosemary and thyme. Export quality. Kindly reach out through my DM💚
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Naswa
2 months
"Born tao" folk love to romanticize rural life as "simple". In other words, they don't think niggas is struggling huko. After all, chakula inamea kila mahali💀💀
@ombachi13
dennis ombachi OLY
2 months
@Mollage_ Hio maisha hua simple until uishi ushago, huko sirudi 😂😂
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 years
Why are men so bothered by women’s sex lives?😂😂😂 I mean, what’s it to you how many people I fuck or have fucked? Y’all guys need to get better things to talk about😏
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@_naswa_
Naswa
1 year
Manzi wa Nairobi🤌🏾
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Naswa
4 months
@reyson172 I do sell to Regen and Tawi. My goal is to retail. Cause I'm looking to feed the community affordably. Remove the middle men.
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Naswa
4 years
@Simukai5 @Forever_FiFi And criticized in kind when need be.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Buy from small scale local farmers. Support.
@MathekaPablo
Matheka pablo
4 months
@KareyyTess Got the lettuce in my small farm in ithanga, feel free to reach me on 0710937837
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Naswa
3 months
You're on Thika Road and need veggies. Kindly DM so we can coordinate deliveries during the week.
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Naswa
3 years
Someone tweeted here and said men approach feminism with violence and anger because they cannot see a world where they relinquish the power the patriarchy has bestowed them because they think we want to top them.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 years
My Mum only soaks them in hot water. For like 15 minutes. Why would you boil them, isn't that cooking already? Anyway, omena=💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
@OsamaOtero
Sir-Rap-alot
4 years
Btw wjy do we boil omena before we cook? Mimi najua huwa tunaboil ndio ikuwe soft na kukill potential pathogens.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 years
@qronjay @suckaworld That pornhub comment section a mess today, hahaha.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
3 months
I wanna help advocate and highlight the plight and challenges that local small scale farmers have to go through. Including laws/bills being proposed that are detrimental to traditional and organic food production methods employed by many small scale farmers. Nitaanza tu.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
3 months
For organic farming, we use holistic methods of pest and disease control. The onion is a pest deterrent.
@IvanovicAlex
Shekhe 🇰🇪🇿🇦
4 months
Any theory behind the way you've planted the reed onion n the spinach in between?
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Naswa
5 years
@PetiteDami I don't think dates should be attended by friends. Unless it's a three way, I don't see why I need my friend there. Hangouts are different, you can bring a friend, he can too. But dates are meant for two people or more depending on what you're into.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
1 year
Cishet people are weird. Y'all don't view relationships outside the people you are fucking as people you should care for? Even the "care" afforded to those you are fucking is questionable. It's tiring.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
5 years
@ItsLynnie Rapist apologist all over the comments. Men: I'd never pay for sex...(buys her a couple drinks) Same men: I used 7K, she must have sex with me or I rape her or she pays me back. Same men: I'm against rape but my money has to come back one way or another including forcing her.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Please sitaki kuku uzia. Don't buy✌🏾
@Thee_mavERIC
Wachira.
4 months
Huyo mumama anataka kutuuzia kabeji akitutandika
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Naswa
5 years
@Tim_okito @okayplayer "I'm sorry if I offended you by singing along to the Fugees...."
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 years
@luwoppp Netflix has a documentary called "Babies" very educational. Y'all should watch it. There's a great episode on 'baby speech development'.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
2 years
Just because the ruling class are on opposite sides doesn’t mean either side is a good choice for the people. Let’s not ignore what they do to us as a collective. And if the handshake, especially in our context doesn’t teach especially our generation that, we are doomed.
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Naswa
4 years
@nanaoseiike @Chef_Max7 Self-defense: the use of reasonable force to protect oneself or members of the family from bodily harm from the attack of an aggressor, if the defender has reason to believe he/she/they is/are in danger.
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Naswa
4 months
Next batch of spinach and kansera will be available in minimum 7, maximum 10 days. So, looking forward to that.
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Naswa
5 years
@DoreenGLM People who are faithful will always be regardless of what your relationship status is. If he/she is going to cheat nothing, not even God can stop them.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 years
@iGitz__ I'm just happy the blue ball(marble) came first!!
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
I think words on that side of twitter have no meanings lol. Where in "I try to push for straight from the farm fresh produce" is the pressure for y'all to buy from me😭 Again, DON'T BUY.
@SirAlexas
Aleckie Ronald
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“I am not pressed” 😂😂😂
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Naswa
2 months
This woman said, "I am a nigga through penetration"💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Naswa
5 years
@SylviaWanjira_ @leeeyo_ Over the weekend I met this girl, as we are having drinks, making conversation I'm looking through my IG. I have a very heterosexual guy friend who's always using this Snapchat filters. I decided to show it to her and her reaction instantly made me know we can't be friends.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
10 months
Can we learn to blur protesters faces in these images?
@OrindeHillary
Hillary Orinde
10 months
A collection of some of the @AFPphoto pictures from Today's Maandamano in Nairobi 🇰🇪 #MaandamanoWednesdayToFriday
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Naswa
4 years
@ulomareen The boy who sat next to me in my primary 6&7 was a stammerer. You wouldn't believe that his folks thought he was pretending because "he was not disciplined". They asked the teachers to cane the stammering out of him.
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Naswa
4 years
@ImNoRoleModel @wolleey Nothings changed really, apart from Kobe and his daughter dying.
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Naswa
4 months
Ati I apologize😂😂😂😂 Please kaambie group chat NIMESEMA WASINUNUE. Ata I have deleted my contacts and location. I am uninterested. Afadhali nitupe mboga, MJIDINYE🖕🏿
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Naswa
5 years
@RoberttaBobbie Love yourself. Prioritize yourself. Everyone says this but you don't really understand how true it is till you lose yourself in someone in an unhealthy way. And that great chemistry and even great sex doesn't always mean you'll be great partners in a relationship:)
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 years
@YaaAsantewaaBa I remember in a school assembly boys in my class being chastised because "how can you let a girl, a girl beat you in matters intelligence", they were talking about me. We were in primary school, so I immediately became a threat. Things haven't changed much.
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Naswa
4 years
@ulomareen He said no so many times.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
3 months
Oh I've been so preoccupied I completely forgot. @flavytech made me an E-commerce site(will finish setting it up🙈). I'm so grateful and it was for free😭 Give her ALL YOUR MONEY.
@ShishNickie
Miss Mwangi🦋
3 months
Reminder: @flavytech offers software solutions based on the client's needs. F1- F2- @_naswa_ You can sign up on or contact us for a custom E-commerce site Call/text 0715768008/0758525564 info @vendyt .com
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@_naswa_
Naswa
2 years
@Mwirigi I want girth and length please🫶🏾
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Naswa
4 years
This week alone, dark skinned BW(this distinction is important, colorism is a factor in these misogynoiristic violence; dark skinned BW have been telling us for DECADES but we refuse to give a fuck because we are oppressors) have been raped, murdered, beaten up, thrown in a -
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Naswa
2 months
My cousin is being vindicated. After facing so much resistance, losing support in the academia world in her early 20s. Facing threats to her life, sa threats. Now here we are. Only Binyavanga believed and stood up for her. This man has been vile.
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@_naswa_
Naswa
4 months
Small scale farmers wanting to do away with middle men doesn't mean prices will go lower than market. It just means money comes to them directly. If especially you're buying in retail, you can't expect the same price as a wholesale buyer.
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Naswa
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Naswa
4 months
@KareyyTess Karibu, for now wamenunua zote, but next batch, DM me your number I'll keep you informed on availability💚
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Naswa
5 years
@daynightlights @_tyffin_ @JackiieSmacks Like she still is referring to him as step dad.
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Naswa
2 months
This was not the only woman he was violent towards. I remember how they gaslit and threatened us with sa on facebook for supporting someone who spoke out about their experience with him.
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Mukoma Wa Ngugi
2 months
My father @NgugiWaThiongo_ physically abused my late mother – he would beat her up. Some of my earliest memories are me going to visit her at my grandmother’s where she would seek refuge. But with that said it is the silencing of who she was that gets me. Ok- I have said it.
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Naswa
4 years
@my_name_is_case @Nthabi_M_M @Tlwano_ @palesamoithuti You can laugh and learn about your roots while the caterers work, I'm just saying.
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4 years
@nnekawith2ns @pickuphoop Uhm...it's a kiss on the cheek, people do that for pictures, a lot.
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