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Nick Muthumbi

1 month

Website design and development services for all organisations, businesses and proffesions. Case in point, this portfolio DJ website we built for @djwarship . 1/5

Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

1 month

What are you selling today?

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 months

Huwezi pika mziki but unaweza kula ngoma

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5 months

Lakini mbona wanaume mnunue sound system ya 40k na kwako unapika na sufuria mbili. Shuwally.

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Nick Muthumbi

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4 years

Normalize going to people's houses with packages, no matter how small.

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4 years

Here's 500GB worth of information for anyone seeking to learn programming. It's got pretty much anything you need to get started and hit pro levels real fast. May the gods of code be with you. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the content in the folder(s)

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

I got tired of being nice. The returns are somewhere between nothing to disrespect.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

At which point in life did you realize you're all by yourself?

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Nick Muthumbi

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4 years

While you pray for a partner, pray for a smart one. Humans out here are daft AF!

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Huyo dame unaweza mpeleka bedsitter akuulize "Gosh! Where's the rest of the house?

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

2 months

I have this really bad habit of switching on the TV and ignoring it immediately after as I use my phone. And if it goes off I switch it on again

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

The older you get, the more you realise home is a person.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Pengine hii pombe ni keki. Wacha niikate.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

2 years

Let's do a #Thread of old school vernacular comedians. I'll go first. Y'all remember Dj Nakumatt? I wonder where he went!

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Anyway mkiomba mpate spouses wazuri msisahau kuomba uoe/uoelewe into a great family. Inlaws can mess things up real fast.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

How it started vs how its going.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Avoid people who think you have money.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

6 months

Town unaonanga type yako every 30seconds alafu unakumbuka ata jana na juzi uliona wengine.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

Sweat pants zilifuliwa zote. Leo ni kama nalala na suti kama mwenda zake

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Mkianza kushikilia mitungi ya gas 13kg mtushow.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Ain't no way I'm chatting with Vybz Kartel.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

2 months

Ukikataa kukaa kama mashida zako watu huassume life is constantly rosy for you. Whole time deep down unadedi.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

Airbag inadeploy unapigwa cactus

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Brother can sing.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Thessalonians.

Msupa M.

@Mollage_

4 years

Nani sasa ataenda salon 😒😒😒😒

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

Niliambiwa, "You are so used to being alone you don't know what to do with company..."

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Mum amebakisha kiasi aanze kuniita bazu. Ama kiongos.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Nobody: Kalenjins to fresh milk:

Mathogothanio

@chapo_ndengu

5 years

I wanna spoil this one so bad

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

Wamama wamenitenda hii Kanairo qbut mwenye alinitoka curtain holder takes the trophy!

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Mwanaume ukijipanga fiti huwa unapull hoes mpaka in your sleep. Jijenge kwanza bro. Hawa watu watakufuata

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

9 months

Kuna Tiktok niliona madam fulani akisema the worst part about being unemployed and broke is the way people treat you like you’re stupid and lazy.

Timoshenko

@Kianangih

9 months

Ukiwa unemployed people around you think uko lazy and comfortable with your situation na whole time umerusha cv ka mia saba asubuhi,umeenda mpaka mjengo. Smh

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Pesa imeingia kama imetoka but my bills are paid, shopping done and I am debt free. For that I am grateful.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

2 years

Bro,WHAT!?

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

You can see Mt. Kenya from your house but can't see the BS you have to keep up with from people around you. Earth is healing. You are not.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

Quote this with pic(s) of your current work from home setup. I'll go first.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Stopping mid stroke to marvel at her because you really can't believe its happening.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 months

Switch off that PC beloved. You’ve done enough for the day. Happy new month

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Baba, ukiona mtu amefika hapo life imemshaft proper. The least you could do is let them be.

BOYOT 👴

@Kevlan_

5 years

Mnalianga tu kwa mat unprovoked

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

This video makes me so happy 😂😂

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

2 years

Naona huyo ameamua kuharibu. Kaende sana

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Hii ni ile feeling ya kupiga lap kwa daro time ya prep ukipiga mamraiya opondo, alafu kugeuka unapata depa ako idhaa yako tiambo

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Hustle itajipa soon. Usigive up.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

Let no one lie to you a degree is useless. Chukua ikae kwa nyumba. If you can, get another. Then get extra skills while at it. Two bad bitches can coexist

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

6 months

Mtu anakumark alafu anajiposition place anajua utampata. Uko hapo unafikiria wewe ndio umekatiana kumbe wewe ndio mboga

Andeka

@Primeandeka

6 months

Kumbe madem pia hukua na hit list😅

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

Affirming her when drilling her.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Giving her clitoral and nipple orgasms before penetration.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

I, in all honesty, cannot keep up with small talk for the life of me. It's totally okay. We don't have to keep in touch.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

The worst tragedy that will ever befall anyone is ending up with the wrong life partner. You'd rather be alone.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Shooting your shot is easy. Maintaining the energy is a whole different story.

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4 years

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

Please retweet widely. Her employer might be on your TL

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

I am starting to think we (men) often speak from a point of privilege. Some of these things we shall never experience first-hand in our entire existence simply because we were born male. Just because it hasn't happened to you or anyone you know doesn't make it non-existent.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 months

Huu mwaka najituma kuliko drunk texts

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Hii post ya @Kanivo_Kenya imenikumbusha venye dame fulani huku alimiss out on job ya gava ju hashikangi simu za new number. Mna kiburi ingine ya utoto sana. Haha.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

Wamama tafuteni pesa muache kuitwa wakora ju ya 170 bob

LEGIT DAILY

@NewtonOmache

3 years

Alice amenipeleka shopping ndio aweke chocolate kwa shopping list yangu. Wanawake ni wakora sana…. Lakini bado nampenda 🤣❤️

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3 years

NHIF is really necessary man! It has saved me a huge financial burden. Chukueni hiyo kitu wadau.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Shopping ya 4k unaweka back pocket kama umesonga. Ni kunoma.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Invest in yourselves Gs. Nobody gives a fuck about you.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Ulikuwa unadhani ni short form ya ""Young Man"?

Zuri Digital Kenya

@ZuriDigitalKE

5 years

Kumbe Young Ma is female? Kutoka Bomet yenyewe ni shida 🤦‍♂️

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Nick Muthumbi

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3 years

I don't care how long your money is but if you are rude to waiters, guards and other service providers we can't hang. Go be an asshole elsewhere. Preferably far away from me.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Fuck being a first born! Unapewa responsibilities like a man with a family.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

2 years

Living alone is accepting and acknowledging that once you get home you have approximately 5 minutes to cook and clean else it’ll have to wait till the next day.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Kupigwa risasi kwa mgongo. Why?

Eng’ina the Soya Babe

@Moraah__

5 years

Wadau back shot ni nini?

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Kuku dance, kuku dance, kuku dance... Everyone kukudance... Sliide, sliide... Sliiide sliiide ...

CRYPTO DEALER

@Crypto_dealer1

4 years

Bomboclaat???

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

I am told you have a face only a mother can love.

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@Asamoh_

4 years

I am told you take soup via your nose

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

"Aki woishe babes! It's that bad? Have you tried talking to someone? Aki sasa utado? But si babe you're a strong person? Mimi najua tu you will be okay. Alafu, tunaenda out lini? Mimi nimeboeka."

Blaze Officiel

@B3laze

4 years

I dont tell my women my problems ju all ill get is woishes and you will be okay while maybe all i need is solid cash

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Bedsitter niggas staring at their kitchen corner at 3am after watching that house tour

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@snearkerstudio

4 years

Bomboclaat

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

1 year

I can’t wait for the madness the audio to this video will cause on Tiktok 😂😂😂

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Bro work on yourself. These women will find you. Best believe.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

@magdalenemutuku @OsamaOtero @Kanivo_Kenya Right? Send an email too with the businessproposal. Sindio? Mnataka mlambwe mpaka kwa biz? Moreso on social media? Tragic! This Luthuli M-Pesa agent attitude doesn't work on here . Ati informal greetings. Haha. Unataka akusalimie aje? " I beseech thee mi lady.." ?

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@nickmuthumbi

5 years

The smell of white onions, capsicum, garlic, dhania stems and ginger frying.

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@HolyDevool

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Bomboclaat

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

2 years

@jvnglboy Nipe number ya kuku hukuuzia niipromote pia

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Hiyo ni shida yao sasa.

𝕭𝖊𝖓 𝕯𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗

@menteh_

5 years

Wazungu wakiwin shit ya uzito mnaonanga wakiitisha holiday?

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

2 years

Uko stuck up na maneno from over 5 years ago. How miserable can one be

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

2 years

Tupo site!

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

See how this chap has grown in under 6 months! From 'kibanda' to a whole joint with proper capacity. I love to see it!

BIGFISH🐠

@osumo_brad

4 years

oyaa si mkuje kibanda mkule fish ama mnipe order.0715148388. Retweet lovers of fish might be on your tl.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

New buttomobile who dis!

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Hii mkifungia nyama tunakosana.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

I have watched this video countless times, focusing on the woman all through. See the look in her eyes? That's what fear looks like physically. No blinking, no eyeball movement. Just fixated wide open eyes. She's scared, not for her life, but that of her baby. The man? A hero.

The Standard Digital

@StandardKenya

3 years

HAPPENING NOW: Curfew enforcement exercise by the police leaves motorists stranded along Thika Road. Some essential services providers such as ambulances having a hard time maneuvering through the snarl up. Video by Gloria Milimo, The Standard.

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Nick Muthumbi

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4 years

Madame hukuwa 'busy' mpaka time utamshikanisha na ukuta proper and all of a sudden schedule yake ni very flexible. haha.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

Mmelala ama mnataka kudiscuss how mothers mentally and emotionally scar their daughters for life?

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

If she doesn't leave, she's sticking around to show you pepper. Remember you can never outfuck a woman.

Franje

@oaksupreme

4 years

Btw fact is no woman will leave you for cheating.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

This lady took me all the way back. Na ifikie @sautisol .

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Mamode wa chem walikuwa wanasalimiana hivi wakiingia double lesson wanajiona world class comedians.

_________Nka 🐣

@nkatha_maureen

4 years

Good morning this Afternoon

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

Yaani mtoto wa watu alikaa tu chini akashangaa alikosea nani to deserve all this spite yet all he did was live the moment ikabidi atry kuwaeleza why exactly he's where he's at in life.... Do you know how dehumanising that is? Having to tell internet strangers that shoes are ...

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

I fail to understand how I work nearly 16 hours a day, black out from exhaustion and still wake up broke. I mean, what in the adulting is this slavery?

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

When house hunting, which factors do you consider?

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

2 years

Daqchild …. Crowd mover ajab! Brother does a really good job

ellykenyo

@K3NYUO

2 years

Huyu DJ huitwa nani alikua jana Shincity Eldoret

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Pal tukianza kuongelea Glen Rock na pinhole cameras tutakuita. Sit this one out.

Sir-Rap-alot

@OsamaOtero

5 years

12GB RAM ya nini sasa kwa simu smh

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 months

Same. Hot Grabba 3 intro ilikuwa anthem hii pande. Just pull up to me bumper, pull up to me bumper I is, i’m welding Me nice, me nice DJ Lyta Me hupenda kugonga, kuroga, kuhit na kucheka Ha Ha Haa haa Every man haffi come around Yesss yesss

Yυɠα Kԋαɳ

@ItsDenzo

3 months

Hot grabba 4 nilikua nimeshika adi dj effects, gaddemnit,,, inafika mahali unajua hapo ni glass zinavunjwa, kwa siren unaanza kuwika before ifike 😂

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

I take professional disrespect very seriously. If your money comes with disrespect, keep it.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Send this to her, "Hey, bet you ain't got work tomorrow, no? Wanna grab a meal at mine in 30? Throw in a drink and (if time allows) a movie. I'll hail you a cab." PS: if you're trying to dong her, make that clear too. Be intentional, assertive but most importantly, subtly gentle

BOYOT 👴

@Kevlan_

5 years

I wanna see OOMF so bad 😭

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

1 year

I raise you

Post Carlone

@carltonkitheka1

1 year

Nothing will ever come close

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Nick Muthumbi and my heart beats for impeccable UI/UX expressed via the dope websites I create. is my little neat virtual office; & this is a #Thread with previews to some of my projects.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

5 years

Dame yako alienda kufix cocoa na buttered toast akafwatwa mpaka kitchen. Sai kanahemeshwa kwa counter kakiita side ninja daddy. Alafu baadae kapewe weed na hiyo cocoa kamepika, by the time kanarudi kwako system imejaa mihadarati kama mover wa Escobar. Strong brathe.

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 months

Lovely lovely day!

Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 months

Let’s mnado nini niwacopy?

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

2 months

You’ve done enough for the month. Switch that PC off. Throats are officially open. Mko?

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

4 years

Ulikuja kudinywa ama kutumia towel?

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Nick Muthumbi

@nickmuthumbi

3 years

27 will be here in less than 2 hours and all I have to show for it is dancing LED lights, bad jokes,high metabolic rate, being severely underweight, ADHD, bad eating habits (if any at all), emotional detachment and absolute inability to read the room. I'll drink to all that.

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