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@Tlwano_

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@Tlwano_
Sarabi 🦁
4 years
I truly hope no one on earth is expecting such from me.
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
AmaXhosa won with their attires this year 🔥
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Sarabi 🦁
2 years
uMa nge weekend emcibini ka Mngani wakhe :
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Sarabi 🦁
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@Tlats_OVO Oh, but she is? She will likely in future be those sisters trying to help girls like the teen her to escape such situations bc she would by then understand the repercussions that come with it, but they probably won’t listen and call her “granny” like we see here on the TL.
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Sarabi 🦁
21 days
Unemployed cousins are having a terrible week 😭😭😭
@prudence_tsh
Prudence
21 days
Not my grandmother asking us to donate because my 28 years old unemployed cousin just gave birth to twins. She is now a single mother of 6. 😭😭 Mo tseyeleng kuku guys it's costing us! 😭😭😭
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
Abelungu basamile,ba happy and their empires are still growing ngenyembezi zethu.
@sipho_sphola06
The boy of your dreams 🧚🏾‍♂️
3 years
Anything built on someone’s pain will not last
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Sarabi 🦁
6 months
@Tokyo_Trev They think it disappears in the sky. Izoshaya yena lo ekhanda iphele yonke le party.
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
Ezinye izinto you only understand when it happens to you. You will go around judging people for their decisions till it’s your turn. Kuyoksiza ukuthi uthule uyeke ukuwahlulela abantu just because it doesn’t make sense to you or not how you would have done things.
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@Tlwano_
Sarabi 🦁
5 years
She’s going to forget she gave you all that guap and accuse everyone in the house of stealing from her 😭😭 you better return it and keep just R100
@10GEE_Khumi
Thenjiwe Khumalo
5 years
My granny gave me this and said I should buy myself coldrink when heading back to JHB. I was so overwhelmed, mind you, she's a pensioner. Even at our big age, they still wanna take care of us.
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
Last night my fiancé poured himself a glass of Juice and drank half and gave me the other half and said “sesiya share(ra)” 😭 It’s sweet bc he really loves juice and I don’t like it much Kodwa he still gave me la juice yakhe 😭❤️🥺 It sounds crazy but it’s sweet Ok 🤣❤️
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Sarabi 🦁
4 years
Life Hospital. Vele uphume nalo ngathi uyolibeka e dispatch
@HlebbyKe
Oceana
4 years
Where can I find this?
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Sarabi 🦁
5 years
And after blocking them, stop talking about them, stalking them, subbing them. Phuma Kubo.
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@Tlwano_
Sarabi 🦁
3 years
Girl 🤭 Saaaaaaame 💍🥰
@tiaonamariiie
tee-on-uh
5 years
Went to the top of the mountain as a girlfriend, came back down as a fiancé 🥰
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Sarabi 🦁
7 years
My crush says he would never fall for a lady that has a child 😭😭 now I have to throw my son away 💔💔😭
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Sarabi 🦁
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@Tlats_OVO Your groomer will make the situation seem acceptable in your eyes, it will look right and consensual. There will come a time when she realizes that she was just a child that didn’t know better. An adult took advantage of her innocence and financial circumstance.
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Sarabi 🦁
6 years
Wow Lona 😱 maternity leave Ko Germany is 2years, full pay 😱😱😱
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Sarabi 🦁
2 years
31 on 31 👸🏾🎉
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Sarabi 🦁
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@Tokyo_Trev Using wrong entrances, not knowing where a certain office/boardroom is or how to use their microwave, kitchen/canteen rules 🤣 Awkward greetings and fake smiles, everyone coming to introduce themselves and sitting without a laptop while everyone works 😭
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Sarabi 🦁
5 years
Yesterday was this angels birthday 💔😔 she’s still missing. Bathong busang ngwano wa batho 💔😭 #BringBackAmahle
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Sarabi 🦁
6 years
Watseba someone once posted here hore for dark armpits you can use toothpaste mixed with Vaseline every night 💀 I tried it twice and it works 💀💀💀💀 Bathong! I don’t remember their handle but wow 🤣
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@Tlwano_
Sarabi 🦁
2 years
@NjayamJnr Kthiwa akasenaso isthende 😩
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@Tlwano_
Sarabi 🦁
3 years
Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies 🙏🏾
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Sarabi 🦁
4 years
We bought a brand new house and new furniture to match it 😍 I am so happy.
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@Tlwano_
Sarabi 🦁
3 years
Nami ngkhona if ehluleka 🥺
@SkhuRadebe
A M A N A 🇿🇦
3 years
God got me🙏🏿
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
Itiye livele libemnandi when you’re drinking it from kwakho Estezi kwi cup ele Le Creuset elithengwe indoda yakho ngesandla esine ring ya se Browns Jewellers 😅
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
@mmothoagae_ Same 🥺 especially when I am nervous or under pressure. I immediately clutter everything I had in order 💔
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Sarabi 🦁
2 years
Umuntu ophilela abantu hlezi a ne stress sokuthi bazothini with every decision they take.
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Sarabi 🦁
6 months
@Mahoota11 Lmfaoooo I mean? It’s right there 😭😭😭
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Sarabi 🦁
3 months
@kuanele_ And it’s truly a big deal for him especially as an upcoming in the same industry. They are just being silly and a bunch of losers.
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Sarabi 🦁
2 years
@Rochelle__Meyer @uLuyanda_Gama Mazulu alapisa gore 😭🤣😹
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
@terencematera Yes we did.
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Sarabi 🦁
5 years
Stew sa ma zambane, plus potato salad, plus rice shuuu... O’ starch master
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Sarabi 🦁
5 years
Ausi P_Something might not get a chance to do this in July 😭
@BhekiSosibo1
Bheki Sosibo
5 years
Dlala Makoti 😍😍👌👌❤️❤️
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Sarabi 🦁
2 years
@uMambulazi I’m a C and shem I give boobs zero 😣 angiwafuni.
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Sarabi 🦁
5 years
New job.. who dis??? ❤️❤️❤️
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Sarabi 🦁
7 years
God
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
Mam’ Dlakadla 🤌🏾
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Sarabi 🦁
5 years
Niyathakatha nina
@Intemnandi
Yam Yami 🐞
5 years
Remember when I said Nisazohlukana? Aphi amanga ami? 😂😂😂
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Sarabi 🦁
5 years
Men are so sickening and annoying. Imagine minding your own business and men keep running behind you to take videos of your behind 😖
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Sarabi 🦁
6 months
Some of you don’t know how to be empathetic and we all go through a stage in life you feel like you’re not reaching any millstones or achieving your goals. It happens. Be kind in your words bandla, seniphawulela phezulu to invalidate her feelings and efforts. Kahleni bo.
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Sarabi 🦁
4 years
Surviving Sithelo.
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Sarabi 🦁
2 years
@Smaangele sounds like ubhuti wami onesandla naye 😭😭😭 ubevuka ngo 05:00 to walk me to the taxis ukuthi ngingabanjwa inkunzi, but wouldn’t hesitate to steal from others 😭😭💔
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Sarabi 🦁
4 years
Bathong guys please be kind to one another :( Yoh. There’s no need to be mean for clout.
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Sarabi 🦁
2 years
@_lxsxdx_ @Mo_Odi_ Parading? Nah Shuthi awukalahlekelwa umndeni at the hands of another.
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Sarabi 🦁
4 years
Always speak positive things about your life. The tongue truly is a powerful weapon. Make sure you manifest all the good things and put in the work ❤️
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
“Have a nice life nefebe zakho. Don’t ever call me again”
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Milani
3 years
I don’t know what was going on here 😔
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Sarabi 🦁
2 years
@BoipeloxM Eya Bathong 😹 enotshwana le go bula mafestere for fresh air Ntse ke kgomaretse heater 😭
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Sarabi 🦁
5 years
@iKingVele_Le Yeap 💔 Domestic violence is a terrible, evil thing. My mom survived after my dad stabbed her countless times and locked her in the house to die in her pool of blood. Praise God she survived and walked out that marriage alive.
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Sarabi 🦁
6 years
Lmfaoooo that’s your name in English 💀
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Sarabi 🦁
8 years
Happy 6 months to Thando 🎈🎉 Big eyes like his mama 😂🚼
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Sarabi 🦁
4 years
Actually, What is your brand on Twitter? 💀 and what do you think people here think your brand is?
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
Khona lomoya onivuka when you see others be happy and you want to be iMain character ye negativity. Eei nikhona Shame.
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Sarabi 🦁
6 months
Oh, she looks familiar 😂❤️
@CiscoNetAcad
Networking Academy
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Like many others, Kutlwano was forced to leave education to work and care for her family. Until she found a new beginning in IT: #WomenRockIT #ThisIsNetAcad
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
I know he’s not talking about me. Y’all be safe thou 🙏🏾
@ewnupdates
Eyewitness News
3 years
Ramaphosa: Most South Africans still have confidence in the ANC, Parliament
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Sarabi 🦁
5 years
My son broke my boyfriends PlayStation 🥺🥺🥺😫 We are going through a lot, as a family 💔
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
Indoda yami ithumele zonke inkomo ekhaya ✨❤️🤌🏾 Wothi Mam’ Mngomezulu 🐂🐂🐂🐄🐄
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Sarabi 🦁
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Oh, laba? All they care about is alcohol, Hubbly and partying. That’s as far as their brains can think. Nothing on people losing jobs, their homes, going hungry, dying and leaving children behind, being destitute etc. because they think it could never all happen to them.
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Lu knows
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Lockdown is a life setback, why are y'all excited??
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Sarabi 🦁
4 years
@Yster3751 Im not the target market. Sorry.
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Sarabi 🦁
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@Mahoota11 Even friendships! They will just ruin a good thing by confessing feelings or being sexual for no reason at all. Keep it cute and platonic pls.
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Sarabi 🦁
7 years
Parents Twitter !!!!!!! Huggies are going for R179 at Makro = buy 1 get 1 free (all sizes)
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Sarabi 🦁
5 years
How long a person chooses to love you will never be up to you. You can be thee greatest partner and do everything right, but if they woke up tomorrow and decided you are not what they want anymore, don’t fight it. Accept that and move on.
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Sarabi 🦁
2 years
Anyway, you can’t “shame” people on the choices that they made for themselves just because it’s uncomfortable for you or it’s something you wouldn’t do. It’s really not their business that you don’t like how they do things. Sorry.
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
I forgot to take other photos, but yah 🤩 getting better by the day at this lunchbox thing.
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Sarabi 🦁
8 months
@lwazilwapheshey Konke nezingane 😭
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Sarabi 🦁
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@Rochelle__Meyer Onale criminal record, Meiskat? 😂😭😭
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Sarabi 🦁
4 years
My partner has worked twice as hard this year to make my life as comfortable as he possibly can. I’m deffs the Queen of this castle 👑 Everything we put on paper!
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Sarabi 🦁
4 years
@miss_neoentle Even with kids Bathong 💔 stop calling them crackheads, mahlanya, doti, lento, inja, etc 💔💔
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Sarabi 🦁
6 years
“The test results are back, baby.. we are pregnant” Him: oh yeah?! 😊
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Sarabi 🦁
2 years
@Palesa_Dwaba Bankga Le di pilisi 🫣
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Sarabi 🦁
6 years
@Nigga_TalkSlick @SuperficialTech Just 10K??? 😂 when they already know you could be well on your way to losing 10Mill? Nah B 😂 they will want more too.
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Sarabi 🦁
4 years
Wrong. I am a Network and Systems Engineer, prior to that I have changed jobs 3 times and titles 4 times since I’ve met him. Graduated as Valedictorian that has travelled internationally on merit and now 2x property owner. I am more than just baby Mama number 10, sweedy.
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
I really hope when you decide to buy your first car, you find someone who will properly explain what you’re getting yourself into. Every detail. Especially if it’s via a loan. Don’t rush, hey. Do your research and calculations first with the right people.
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
Sharing this again bc I see you guys are paying R70/R100 for these templates and they are free on the Net.
@Tlwano_
Sarabi 🦁
4 years
The best CV template site with different industry related templates you can choose from and very easy to use.
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Sarabi 🦁
7 years
RT for awareness
@Siya_Maloka_
Coach Siya Maloka
7 years
If you had to Personalize it for me what will you call it?
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Sarabi 🦁
6 years
Fuck them kids.
@_Tetelo22
Baby ♥️
6 years
How do you not care about your own child???
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Sarabi 🦁
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Sarabi 🦁
6 years
@BiKeR626 She has that “waze wangi’phoxa, mtwanami” look 😩
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Sarabi 🦁
7 years
@Akinkuadedare19 At least you get it 😂😂😂 these people are crazy as hell for even thinking I’d do that for real
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Sarabi 🦁
7 years
He had fun, that's all that matters to me ❤️
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Sarabi 🦁
6 months
@Tokyo_Trev @sirboring_26 Angfuni nokuhleka Ngoba it’s a very sensitive topic, but this dude? 😭😭😭
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
This is so dangerous how you just posted the photos and names of the people who witnessed this 😭😭😟 Yoh ha.a
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Sarabi 🦁
2 years
#31On31 🎉👑
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
Rich people of Twitter will say this is not expensive mara Nanny ya R4000 is expensive lol.
@RedumetseM
Redumetse_Moalosi 
3 years
Daylight robbery, 😭😭R41 600 hee?
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Sarabi 🦁
6 years
🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
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Sarabi 🦁
4 years
Muhle umuzi wami ❤️ I love everything about it.
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Sarabi 🦁
2 years
When you fall pregnant out of wedlock you have to stand in front of the whole church to apologize for having sex before marriage and further getting pregnant out of wedlock. Those services were the worst and humiliating for women bc men hardly confessed to that “sin”.
@CarlosHappyNPO
Carlos A. Rodríguez
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Worst church service ever attended … go:
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Sarabi 🦁
2 years
The UKZN graduation ceremony have me so emotional Yoh bonke nje. Congratulations and I’m happy everyone was celebrated and also celebrated that moment how they wanted ❤️🤌🏾
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Sarabi 🦁
3 years
Bathong lona. I’m getting married 🙊
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Sarabi 🦁
2 years
@uMambulazi Ha.a Pearl takes the cup. She faked a whole career + buying a Merc 😣
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Sarabi 🦁
5 years
@Wesley__pipes23 @BoiketloZA @iKingVele_Le @WayneH__ And that very same traditional healer also had to attend school “ukuthwasa” so he can be “qualified” enough to deal with people and their problems.
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