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@_foncey
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9 days
I open the month of May with the blood of Jesus Christ, the son of God. I shall cry no tears again. It will be all joy. God will go ahead of me to make my path straight. I walk with direction. I am helped of God. Amen.
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@_foncey
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Idara was my roomie in Uniuyo, hall 1 hostel, she was in 200 level at the time. She wasn’t exactly friendly, so now I’m wondering how her attitude towards her customers are that only 3 out of 17 women are “godsend”. Are you cheerful to these women and they don’t reciprocate?
@BustyDara
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I do a road side PoS business. I encounter at least 17 ladies daily, outta 17, 3 are God’s sent, while 14 maintain a pact with the de*vil. They’re always in an attempt to make me a child. Once a lady approaches me I can predict almost immediately how it’d end.1) Context👇
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@_foncey
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I was to meet my colleague at Balogun market. This particular woman kept following me and asking if I wanted jewelries, in the most annoying way. She stepped on my slippers and cut it. Didn’t apologize, instead called aboki to come and carry it.
@_foncey
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1 month
I cried in the market today.
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@_foncey
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@Enioluwa_ Eni please rest. You’re older than me and even I remember when it was 100 naira.
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@_foncey
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@MaverickThamani You’re a kind human. I pray posterity pays it forward for you and yours❤️
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@_foncey
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6 months
@Enioluwa_ Your secondary school is part of this nation’s problem. They made things harder before it was actually harder.
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@_foncey
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6 months
@ani_danielson I dislike when women make it a point to make other women look bad. I know this particular babe, she always kept to herself and if I’m to describe her, “friendly” is not the word.
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@_foncey
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@KawuGarba At least the child will be spared growing up with the trauma of one arm because of a dysfunctional father.
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@_foncey
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A kind man that saw me walking around with one slippers on while crying left his stall to look for people that hawk slippers for me. My friend bought a pair for me and we left. The aboki was still not found. I’m physically and mentally tired.
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@_foncey
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6 months
@Q_endy I interact with customers everyday on a face to face basis and one thing I know is it’s not your business how your customer’s face looks. Smile and say “good afternoon sir you’re welcome, what do you need?”
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@_foncey
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2 years
Cow girl👢, but not in reverse😂
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@_foncey
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1 month
I stood for 30 minutes, I didn’t see the aboki. He left with my slippers. Still couldn’t locate my friend. When I finally found her, I told her everything and cried. We were just starting and I was already angry and frustrated.
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@_foncey
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6 months
@Lekcone Possibly. But you won’t see me coming online to say “more men need to be birthed” implying that women are too rude and saucy to the point that we need more men? Read her thread again.
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@_foncey
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4 years
A week since I took the oath and I still haven't found an adjective yet to describe this feeling. ...B.pharm and mPSN got added to my achievementsand a thousand more to come💪💪💪
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@_foncey
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@JoshTheFiend @Adeborois @David_Rotimi @omololadaudu @Depraiz @ladyJajita @prettyope84 I've looked at this picture several times and just kept smiling. This is how Christianity should be, not just preaching but encouraging and helping each other stay in the faith. I want a happy Christian marriage too😭
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1 month
Deeper Life is such a part of me that I can’t even shake it off even if I wanted to. Good friday, retreat, camp ground, children’s church, The Passion of Christ. Retreat was such a part of my life every single year for 24 years. Now look at me, preparing for work instead😭😫.
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1 month
A Yoruba woman selling nearby that saw it happen started looking for the woman, asked people to call her and she was shouting at the woman (in Yoruba so couldn’t hear a thing). I just stood with one slippers on crying and I was really too tired to say anything.
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@_foncey
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2 months
@Tumi_Roch Why are calling someone you’re dating “bitch”?
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@_foncey
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6 months
@JB_Shares Talmabout “more men need to be birthed” Did she even read that her thread?
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@_foncey
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2 months
@_ThembekileT What she means is, it’s already existent but a good, masculine man enhances your femininity because he will make you feel safe and catered for. Y’all dragging her in the quotes not fair now.
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@_foncey
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4 months
@TheOliviaMead @MrMekzy_ She was under Debbie’s post being happy for her. I’m sure she go Dey reason her life😭
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@_foncey
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2 months
@lara_peperenpe You’ll soon flog us oo😂. Me, I dunno please😩
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@_foncey
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2 years
A woman kept and preserved by God! And again, my balloons are here😍🤗🤗🤗
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@_foncey
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6 months
@KollinsKendi @Enioluwa_ You should be too.
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@_foncey
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2 years
@TheMayowaa @scmill3r @_tejs @MaataVermillion Honestly With a couple of IF functions here and there😂
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@_foncey
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26 days
33. Learning to do things like the cool kids these days.
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@Iameniolamyde
DemiLade
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20yrs - 45yrs old , bless us with your picture/video. Let’s see you and appreciate God’s creatures.
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@_foncey
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2 months
Even though I had mentally left an almost 5-year relationship, I had to spiritually pray myself out of it too. My entire life changed.
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2 months
Best decision you made in 2023?
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@_foncey
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6 months
@Eitan_Feivel @ani_danielson How do you have good customer relation without being friendly?
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@_foncey
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@the_beardedsina @HeemOnWheels Please laugh. Stop keeping a straight face😂
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@_foncey
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I want to take pictures like this someday, on my way to work, in front of a high rise building, outside this country. Run it, baba God. Amennn😩
@IzunnaDike
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First day 👨🏾‍💼💼
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@_foncey
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@wickedsous @Ore_akiinde Men that don’t even moisturize their face and palms are the ones having an opinion? People that stand on the roadside and yank their organ out to the public? Be serious please.
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@MrMekzy_ My brother use to wake up in the night and eat bread from the fridge. My parents would wake up and there’s no bread for breakfast😩😭. But we’d see a piece of it on the floor😭.
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@Ayan_Eledumare What’s he whispering to her? “The fire of the Lord is upon your heart?”
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@jiggyjiggaa Retweeting to help you find your soulmate
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@_foncey
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@wilsonakubobi @meziemjanet Do you prefer them cos of their gender or their writing style? Because typically a reader cares more about the story and the writing than the genitals of the author🤷🏽‍♀️.
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@_foncey
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@haminat_ola When I screamed at her she laughed. No remorse, no repentance. Then just continued speaking to other before finally calling aboki. I was so pissed I didn’t see where to beat her.
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@_foncey
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10 months
My unpopular opinion is that community pharmacists are more clinical than clinical Pharmacists.
@Ejeomahz
The Virtual Assistant & Lifestyle Pharmacist
10 months
All. Pharmacists. Are. Clinical.
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@_foncey
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2 years
I want to talk about these things men do for women just to feed their ego,lmao! Last night, I was talking to this man and he told me a senior colleague of his rented out an entire stadium to propose to his babe. I laughed because I know this pattern too well.
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@_foncey
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@iamTONITONES @inDrive I have stopped using @inDrive They really do not care. Women should not use that app again o, except you have a gun sha.
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@_foncey
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@docneto When you read the book on her life, you’ll understand why no body wants to die again. Her daughter wrote a book, y’all should go read it and see😭😭😭. @Chidiogotweets , is the daughter that wrote the book.
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@_foncey
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4 years
Hey guys! It's my first birthday on Twitter💝 Show some love💪😊
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@_foncey
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@Dammy_Adika No one has randomly given me anything before out of no where but one girl gets treated that way and then it is female privilege. It’s literally 1 out of 100 or maybe 200 girls.
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@_foncey
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@GeauxGabrielle I’ve experienced this erratic driving before because I got a man angry. Never again.
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@_foncey
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@thisibi Something that is a sin. She’s even on Twitter making noise. Disciplinary committee straightttttttttttt😭😭😭
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@_foncey
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10 months
@Sifon_Bassey Akwa Ibom men that live outside Akwa Ibom or were brought up outside Akwa Ibom are top tier mbok😂
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@_foncey
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@Mrpossidez Oh well. He may not read all of this. The words are alien to him. Ooops! By “alien” Paul please I mean “strange” o or maybe unfamiliar is you like🤷🏽‍♀️.
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@nnaezema
Son of Teacher
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A picture of you sitting down
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@_foncey
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10 months
First picture with Murphy. He says hello too.
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@_foncey
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@sultberry @wittygem1 @Ocho_blast @MTNNG @AirtelNigeria @gtbank @Sterling_Bankng @ZenithBank @UBAGroup @myaccessbank @_AfricanUnion @fidelitybankplc Dear @Google during the Black Lives Matter Protests, you changed your avatar to support the movement. It is only fair that you change your avatar to #EndSarsProtests in solidarity for the Nigerian Youths. Our lives matter too. Keep RTing this!
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@_foncey
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2 years
Today I’m a Pharmacist but deep inside, I can’t wait to have a full time Writing Career with data analysis on the side. Happy World Pharmacist day to the MVPs!!!
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8 months
If I do say so myself.
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@AndyjnrUmaru
AndyJnr ° Umaru 
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Do you look Good In Corporate Dress ?.... Quote with pic, lets have it🌚 🤵🏻‍♀🤵🏽‍♂🤍
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@CP_Ogamba The point is, she’s not complaining o. She absolutely loves it. You people need to read more books. I can’t with y’all 😩
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@_foncey
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@adedoyeean This singular act does not mean they would not communicate and eventually settle the fight. He’s pointing out that even when I’m mad at you, I recognize I’m still responsible for you and I will see to my duties. But you know that already, Boss.
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@Uyoyoghene_ My sister’s cramps are worse than mine and she’s the baby of the house. My dad is always tending to her if she needs anything. You can see the worry on his face. All of us will not sleep till she’s fine o.
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@_foncey
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@siainstyle Omg! This is really cute, I didn’t even know this was possible. Each day you guys raise the bar in relationships and I really love to see it.
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@Oscar_Orkuma @lolaloveandart @tosinolaseinde A woman that carried her child for 9 months did a poor job at explaining her child’s symptoms? No one should marry a man that thinks like this.
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@_foncey
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Ommorrrrr! First Owambe for the year Updating my media😎
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I like my Twitter mutuals. Pharmacists. Data Analysts. Writers. Believers. Loveee it for me. My timeline is pure bliss.😍😍👌🏼
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@Nekie_neka @WildChefHuman He should do a memorial service instead.
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@UgwunnaEjikem The moment you wake up and realise it's not always about sex you'd be thrilled UG
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@_simi_sola_ @idara_peniel You’re a wise one, Simmmsss😇
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@umar_ayotunde Have we finished our gist that you're here already?😔
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@HRH_onyx I like the babe eh. What is money? Money that you can have today and loose tomorrow? Lol!
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@JemimaOsunde Very annoying and bitter person. Her and her friends alike.
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@_foncey
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You guysss, I really want to attend Korty’s talk show. I need to just sit and hear people talk😭😭😭
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@SamuelOtigba I went home this year since I hadn’t seen my parents in 2 years. The first Sunday outfit, I woke up to get dressed and my dad had already ironed my dress for me🥹♥️.
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@_foncey
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4 years
At the site! That urgent 2k won't make itself
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@_foncey
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1 year
@RyanOniFOTO But 90k per look? Y’all are moving like it’s okay and it’s small money. I blame the person sha, na greed. Or maybe do just one look. Or find someone more decent.
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@_foncey
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Twinsss???🤭🤭
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@callizda
LILITH • 🖤 🇯🇲
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37 solar returns 🎄🎂
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@_foncey
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Going to see my man’s mum physically for the first time since he proposed and I think I might pass out. I’ve been talking to her on video call all these while, isn’t it enough 😭 I’ve been telling this man today, tomorrow for months now and it’s like I won’t escape today Omg🥹
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@Natachyy @dancing_doctorr I’ve sat down in church before at a miracle crusade and saw the lady in front whose left leg was shorter than the right have equal legs. It literally grew out to the same length in front of me!
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@_foncey
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Had a veryyyy long conversation with my friend last night and all this gist on the timeline made realize I actually like my parents. I like them as human beings. I like them as friends. They did so well. They shielded us from so much🥹. I hope I turn out a great parent too.
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@_foncey
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@flowzki Somebody that they are using her uterus up and down 🌚
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@adewunmioyin Main character nonsense. Because people see inspo everywhere and recreate without even knowing the person. Like, what’s the problem? Happy birthday babes, this birthday is about you, gorgeous, gorgeous gwurllllll😍🥳🥳🥳. Peridot!
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@_foncey
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@DibiaErnesto As though “mother-in-law” in itself means a bad thing.
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I’m just getting started.
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Me too. It started yesterday. Today, brace yourselves.
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@_foncey
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When you wake up with a new status, Adiaha Prof! I think I need to practice how to walk like a daughter of a Professor of Geophysics! God is goooooooodddddddd!❤️
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@_foncey
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@ozzyetomi Honestly, abortion should be legal in Nigeria. Too many quacks and complications and unplanned children could be avoided.
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@wilsonakubobi @meziemjanet “Women do not generally make good authors” In all your years of reading I would think you’d be smart enough to not make a statement this serious off the top of your head without facts. Cancelled!
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Studied a strange language from cradle only to be told by the original owners to soft pedal and stick to boring ones. Where is the “supposed” beauty in language then?
@paulg
Paul Graham
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@elnathan_john Using more complicated words than you need isn't using a language better. Rather the opposite.
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The last community Pharmacist I worked with in Uyo taught me soo much and I'm only now realizing how much I Iearnt. Last week, I sent her a "thank you" message and I could tell she was so happy. She even called me the following day. Send a "thank you" to your mentor today!!!
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@_foncey
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Remember when I was casually ranting and frustrated when I had a tableau problem or my pivot charts were messing up my head or my excel functions were not “v-looking up”. Anyways I’m done with the first phase on my path to sleeping, working and playing with data. Cheers!!🥂🥂🥂
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@Doughnotman @UgwunnaEjikem Honestly. I’m a woman and I’ve been impressed countless times😂
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@Oscar_Orkuma @lolaloveandart @tosinolaseinde Jokes on the innocent woman you’ve deceived.
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4 years
A random reminder that you don't need all that salt in your food.
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2 years
@ezeala_linda @folasade_daini Yoruba people do these a lot especially if you’ve touched or assessed their ware. They are not the most market friendly people and they have no understanding of market haggling or bargains.
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@annieIELTStutor Always carrying a long face, brooo you’re a business woman, act accordingly 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@vincentdesmond_ Your call is not entering to distract so the person can ask “who’s calling you?”
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Something has always bothered me, being a Christian in the north is hard. What bothers me more is new pastors and new churches planting more “branches” in UK, Canada, USA. Every two weeks there has revivals and programs there. Meanwhile look at the church in the north!
@RealDonaldDoo
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It’s on another level on that side. May God help them.
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These women want children. Yet, you deny them maternity leave and promotions, make childcare expensive, widen pay gap between genders, absolve men of fatherly duties and responsibilities. Women are single-parenting in marriage while risking their jobs and identity.
@jeanmackenzie
Jean Mackenzie
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Why are South Koreans not having babies? It has the lowest birth rate in the world and keeps plummeting. Today it hit 0.72. I’ve travelled the country talking to women about this life-changing decision. This is what they told me 👇
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@seyiash Somebody that was in a relationship and in fact knew when the man went to meet her parents 😩
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@utyliciouss You remember her right?
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Ignorance is really bliss cos since I’ve known the things I do know now, my life is not as simple as it use to be. Lol
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@_foncey
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This whole conversation makes me remember when CNA said trans-women are only trans-women and that’s all they’ll ever be. Not women. How men want to be women so bad is what would never make sense to me. To see women advocating for the nonsense makes it worse.
@kehinde_bb
Kéhìndé
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Need women to understand that the rigidity that some of you place around womanhood is to your detriment. If you are bald, you’re called a man. If you aren’t shapely, you’re a man. If you grow hair in unconventional places, you’re a man You’re woman because you insist you are
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@_foncey
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4 months
The WORD.
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@Simifoodies
Sisi Olounje
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What are we eating this morning 🌚
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Not a church picture, but still😌
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@OlawumiPK
POK
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If you're a deeper lifer, qoute this with your Sunday fine pictures. Let's show people what the church looks like
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@_foncey
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Or maybe women just want to have sex for themselves. You're dragging us back to the idea that sex was built for men to enjoy and for women to give.
@CO_Chiamaka
Calypso🌊
2 years
Men are the ones benefiting from hoe phase and I’ll keep on iterating that it’s not for everyone.
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@_foncey
Chokolâite🍫
2 years
@rubylaren No picture, so this didn’t happen.
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@_foncey
Chokolâite🍫
1 year
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@_foncey
Chokolâite🍫
10 months
@skinnyniggr Main character syndrome is worrying Nigerians. Everyone wants to drag “I knew already” so we’d applaud and talk about them? Lmaoooooo!
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