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Business page is
@BeautyAlleyUK
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO TikTok comments are the worstttttttt because tell me why someone asked a cross eyed babe if her tears come out in zigzag when she cries 😩😩😩😩😩😂😂😂
Lmao my mum is literally unhinged 😂😂😂
My brother turns 16 today and he begged my mum to not post his age on her WhatsApp status. This woman posted “hurray! David is the square root of 256 today”
I am screaming 😂😂😂😂
Afolake you’ll carry your baby this year. Speaking Deuteronomy 28:11-14 into your life this year. Writing your name in my prayer list and keeping Faith for you. ❤️
I remember the time I was as having an argument with my ex and I called his full name. This man stopped me mid sentence to say “nope. My name is babe. I don’t care how deep this argument is, but my name is babe. Carry on with what you were saying”.
I was weak 😂😂😂
Kim Oprah and her ex Omashola in the house
Mercy and her Ex Ike in the house
Angel and her ex Cross in the house.
Tolanibaj and her ex Prince in the house
Big brother, I wasn’t familiar with your game.
Chimamanda basically said take accountability for your actions and behavioral traits with your full chest. Don’t blame your attitude on feminism, and you people want to fight?. Whatever.
Check the crowwe app’s terms and conditions. It’s the SAME thing as Spotify. They didn’t even bother editing. Like If you click on the hyperlink it redirects you to Spotify. Isn’t that intellectual property theft 💀
What sort of pangolo app is that?.
Mohbad’s spirit is really strong because even me that had no knowledge of what happened prior to his death, I’ve been unable to stop thinking about him. I prayed about it today during service that his spirit must get justice.
The problem I have with you people on Twitter is how perfect and self righteous you people are. When they bully your child, you can actually go and hug the bully and give them blue boat milk.
FYI:
Packing gel = Ponytail.
Pick and drop = Goddess braids.
Indomie/telephone wire = boho braids.
Bob Marley = box braids.
1 million braids = micro braids.
Ghana weaving = stitch braids.
All back = cornrows.
Left side:What most of us in Nigeria grew up with. Americans PLEASE.
You guys please help me retweet. My cousin is missing. His parents said he’s been behaving strange and then this happened. Please any information will be much appreciated thank youuu.
Someone I know that earns £135k a year still loves her iPhone 5s and doesn’t want to upgrade, but Damilola from Ijebu-Ode says if you’re still using an iPhone 6, you’re poor.
Oh well, Shepeteri Twitter gon Shepet innit.
Finally moved into my own flat y’all, and when I tell you my kitchen is big and beautiful!!!! I love cooking so much and this is definitely a plus for me.
“Clear” but multichoice clear you commot from house because of bad behavior. You’re forgetting you can never be invited for any multichoice gatherings of big brother housemates. Google your name. Natacha Akide. Disqualified BBNaija hassmet, Pepper Dem season. 🥰
Y’all are so dumb honestly. This is why other countries don’t respect Nigerians. A simple google search on the MIT site and archives would’ve saved this fake email propaganda. Look at the profile of Gbadegbo Patrick Rhodes-Vivour and the papers he wrote. Silly fool.
I will never ever mock anybody’s prayer points or act self righteous towards them because me too I’m desperate for certain things and I’m holding God by his white garment until he fulfills them. Leave people alone. Focus on your life. Stop nitpicking peoples choices.
It’s crazy how they called ilebaye into the diary room yesterday and kept her there. Meanwhile for Erica and beauty, they kept asking big brother to open the door for them and biggie no gree. 💀
The way I hate this method of dispersing information. If you’re not gonna tell people the correct thing to do, then keep quiet. Nobody forced you to talk. What the heck is “we will meet in front”?.
All these passive aggressive condescending clauses people use are so unnecessary.
Lmao imagine dating a man and he posts a picture and they’re asking him if his single. And his response is “🌚🌚💀”.
If I don’t send you back into the streets that day, my name is not Ruby. You must go there.
It’s time for prayers for singles. Praying for all my fellow single people. To those desiring romantic love and marriage, may the Almighty grant your prayers. You’ll find love that is so pure and kind to you, the kind of love Christ preached about. Congratulations in advance. ❤️
An elite in Abuja made this cake for Erica to be given to her upon arrival today, and this is so beautiful.
@yasmama07
thank you so much for this beautiful cake. If you’re in Abuja and you need a cake plug, please patronize her. ❤️
#ClassyErica
Told my mum I wanted to move back to naij for a bit because I hate England. Tell me why this woman shouted “my enemies ohh! Edo people! Your father’s people have finally gotten you!”.
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Beauty got disqualified for less oh. Multichoice I’m looking at you people. Ilebaye pulled hair, pushed and strangled someone too.
#BBNaijaAllStars
@BBNaija
@DStvNg
Mercy had a dream that it was Uriel and Tolanibaj. She even told ike. Uriel left, tbaj was bottom 3. This babe shouldn’t be talking about her dreams anymore abeg.
Imagine dating a man this dense and ignorant.
People learn so many things on YouTube from education to life to beauty to food and nutrition. But you want to tweet ignorant things. Unfollow me back.
Lol so ilebaye went and told ike that mercy was blushing when telling him to move his plate. Then she went and told mercy that ike was blushing when mercy told him to move his plate. This game ilebaye wants to play. She doesn’t know mercy and Ike are criminals 😂
#BBNaijaAllStars
My baby surprised me and asked, and I said the best YES I’ve ever said in my life! Funny how it’s coming on April fools day, but in this case, man proposed, God reenacts.
Lmao not kidd behaving like he’s inside Erica’s bottle. He can’t take his eyes off her even when having conversations with other people. Well I’m glad he knows what kind of babe she is. An entire babe.
Y’all using free VPN to tweet, please be very careful. Don’t log into any of your online banking platforms whilst using the VPN because your details could be at risk and your banking platform could get hacked. They will clear your money. Be very careful.
Big brother and mercy are killing me here. I’m sure biggie is laughing 😂
Biggie: Mercy, your glow is so blinding that nobody can turn off your light.
Mercy: biggie, thank you oh but na lie. You dun off am because you collect my branded designers 😂😂😂😂
#BBNaijaAllStars
You guys please help me retweet. My cousin is missing. His parents said he’s been behaving strange and then this happened. Please any information will be much appreciated thank youuu.
Disqualified FC needs to rest. I could’ve should’ve would’ve but you didn’t win the show in your time did you?. Tacha never even topped mercy when they were both up. Please stop hating from outside of the club.
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My dad’s driver has been missing since Sunday last week. They’ve been looking for him all week. My dad and his colleague went to look for him today and they found his dead body in the bush. Apparently there was an armed robbery on his way back from owerri and he was killed. Mahn.