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Tom Cullen

@YesTom

10 months

As Bob Mortimer is trending it’s time for me to share his magnum opus. ‘Slender People’

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11 months

Couldn’t visit my grandad in hospital before he died, I said my last words to him over the phone. Fuck these cunts.

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

11 months

🚨 | BREAKING: A first ever video of partygate has been leaked showing the Tories drinking, dancing and LAUGHING at breaking covid rules “Are you filming this? As long as we’re not steaming that we’re like, bending the rules ahahah”

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1 year

Happy Valentines to the greatest rush hour crush of all time.

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1 year

@Wilsonfooty

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7 years

Forget all other videos on the internet. This one has it all.

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2 months

London NO GO ZONES: Waterloo BrewDog M&M World 'West London'

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1 year

@NoContextBrits one battery from every remote control in the house.

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4 years

Peaceful protesting from the fash here. Make no mistake, the ‘patriots’ on the streets of central London today are here to fight. They’re angry confused racists with a 6 pack of fosters and mob mentality. Show yourselves for who you are.

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1 year

National Service, but it's for people who went to private school being forced to work in retail in satellite towns for 2 years.

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7 years

Girl goes on date, throws poo out of window, then tries to retrieve poo from window, gets stuck. Incredible scenes.

Replacement window , organized by Liam Smith

**UPDATE** Wow. We've raised over 10 times the orginial campaign ammount. That is truly amazing. Thank … Liam Smith needs your support for Replacement window

www.gofundme.com

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1 year

@MrsMThatcher

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5 years

Great to see another local non league club starting out in the area. Look forward to following their progress.

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10 months

Say what you want about Just Stop Oil but you can't deny they're fantastic at getting tickets to big sporting events.

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1 year

This feels like 'Not A Scab' Deadline day.

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4 years

RIP Canavans 😭

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1 year

One of my favourite things to do is find the best scran memes under @FootyScran posts. Here are some of my favourites.

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10 months

It's really that simple.

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9 months

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8 years

@standardnews seizing? Christ.

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1 year

Sage words from one of the greats. Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think. RIP, Terry Hall.

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1 year

@canarynorwich @LeeAndersonMP_ Yeah you got a time machine boss?

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3 years

Find a club who’s values you support, and don’t just pay them lip service. If that club happens to be smaller, down the road, cheaper, and with pitch side beer? Well all the better. Come join us. #DHFC 💖💙 #europeansuperleague

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1 year

As a 33 year old man, I can tell you with some confidence that the prospect of going back on dating apps is fucking terrifying.

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2 years

@yogaha2 @RMTunion Think the idea is to level up, not level down, Sharan.

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@hewantswealth man who thinks islands float gives life advice.

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7 years

Been restricted on twitter again for calling bullshit on this statement. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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7 years

@KelSuzanne @jjauthor @PrisonPlanet if you're this stupid, please don't come.

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6 years

Fresh cut, Fresh start! @ianajordan The journey home begins today! #DHFC 💖💙

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1 year

Finally a map that reflects my geographic position on where ‘The North’ starts.

Craig Stoddart

@CraigStoddart_

1 year

National League 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝, 2023-24.

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3 years

@LozzaFox A taxi driver told me that these days, if you say you're English, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

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2 years

@MissAHaddow My pal was once getting intimate with a French woman, having trouble making an entrance he asked ‘oh eh Le vag?’ We’re the worst.

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2 years

Tweets from Henry the 8th

Nooruddean

@BeardedGenius

2 years

Pope doing my head in

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7 years

@GoldingBF @OwenJones84 step away from the meme generator.

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3 years

He deleted his account before I could reply. Call out racism where ever you find it. #DHFC 💖💙

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1 year

Lovely stuff from The Rabble at Champion Hill today. Inspired by the mighty @townultras #DHFC 💖💙

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1 year

@OKWildlifeDept @hardcastIe This is exactly the kind of thing a bearded guy in an orange hat would tweet.

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1 year

Got to love it with dealers do more for workers than the Tories.

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1 year

Teachers and NHS discount 👨🏽‍🏫👩🏽‍⚕️

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4 years

@Coldwar_Steve Best one yet. We got her.

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7 years

Adding the Fawlty Towers theme tune to #fergusbeeley 's road rage rant is *kisses fingers like Italian chef*

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6 years

Only one speaker down, rest of the PA working perfectly. #DHFC 💖💙

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11 months

Big week coming up for folks who's entire personality is going to Glastonbury.

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3 years

Fixed it. #DHFC 💖💙

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2 years

Personal News Klaxon: I have expressed my intention to the #DHFC 💖💙 board to stand down as a Director of the club. It's been almost 6 years with 4 as a Director being involved with The Hamlet and I feel like it's in a place I can leave it better than I found it. 1/2

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4 months

National League South 22/23 Season

No Context Brits

@NoContextBrits

4 months

When you walk into the wrong room.

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2 years

If your family makes you dress up for Christmas dinner you’re a Tory.

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1 year

@KyleForgeard yeah you could predict if you were human trafficking that you might one day get arrested for human trafficking. Genius tbh.

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@BBCWorld

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1 year

I’m fine honestly I haven’t been watching this on repeat

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5 years

Pitch starting to look like we’d never left. Great work for @ianajordan and team. #DHFC 💖💙

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8 years

@camillalong Are you the new Katie Hopkins?

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6 years

@ActivateBritain I agree, having and joining a strong union does get you better working conditions. Thanks for pointing that out.

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1 year

Yeah Russell Brand has turned into a right wing, cash for gold anti vax ‘globalist’ conspiracy theorist, but the Ponderland Cockney Christmas Special is still incredible.

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1 year

@DeeneyMeabh @RMTunion I left my new laptop in a bag on a train at Paddington. Got to Baker Street before I realised. Between the TFL staff at BS (who phoned their colleagues at Paddington) and the FGW staff they found my bag before the train went out west again! Wouldn’t happen with a chat bot.

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8 months

Thank fuck the *checks notes* q-anon January 6th ‘Shaman’ is sticking up for Russell Brand, even though he doesn’t know what the allegations are yet. Magic.

Jake Angeli-Chansley

@AmericaShaman

8 months

NOW the Less Than 1%ers are ATTACKING Russell Brand! LET'S SUPPORT RUSSELL BRAND NOW MORE THAN EVER! #IStandWithRussellBrand #RussellBrandIsaGoodMan I SUPPORT RUSSELL BRAND 100% RUSSELL BRAND IS OVER THE TARGET! THE LESS THAN 1%ers KNOW HE'S RIGHT & THEY ARE TERRIFIED OF HIM!

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6 years

Morning. #DHFC 💖💙

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11 months

IRONS

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5 years

So tired of away fans moaning that #DHFC 💖💙 is full of ‘prams and dogs and women’ like that’s a BAD thing? This is what a community football club looks like.

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1 year

As a man in my mid(ish) 30’s I can confirm that getting the front top seat on the bus is still the greatest. Second only to driving the DLR.

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1 year

There is no greater sight that this shelf in a corner shop.

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1 year

Nothing says ‘we’re not nazis’ like national censorship.

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5 years

Absolute Madness. Pinching myself. #DHFC 💖💙

Dulwich Hamlet FC

@DulwichHamletFC

5 years

FA CUP FIRST ROUND: Dulwich Hamlet will be televised! Our FA Cup game against @officialcufc will be broadcast live on BBC Two on Friday 8th November, kick off 7.55pm. Full details: #DHFC 💖💙

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7 years

Reminder for when the world goes full distopian, toilet roll takes down drones.

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2 years

I am at the national league gala and I can confirm it’s still like a weird fever dream.

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1 year

Excellent news that the Judicial Review into the planning application for @DulwichHamletFC ’s new ground has reportedly been thrown out as utter bollocks. We’ll all sink one down the old ‘watering hole’ tonight for big Phil. #DHFC 💖💙

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#DHFC RELEGATION - A 🧵 In 2018 we pulled off a frankly miraculous promotion to the highest level the club had ever played at, all whilst being months away from extinction and in exile. After 125 years in the Isthmian, we were up. Yesterday, 5 years later, we’re back. (1)

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5 years

Love these updated banners from @bulbenergy 😍💖💙

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1 year

#Eurovision2023 #EUROVISION

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1 year

Hello, Hi. Chris Moyles has never been good, funny or educated about music. Thanks, Tom

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4 years

See you again one day Mish. #OneMishiMorath #DHFC 💖💙

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4 years

In tears. #DHFC 💖💙

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1 year

@parkins_stuart @The_TUC You are so fucking smart man. Wow.

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3 years

If you're annoyed that people want to do things today they've not been able to do for months, you might be a bit of a cunt.

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6 years

Met the boy @jeremycorbyn , got cross party support, with the threat of the (Tory 👀) Government stepping in to sort it out. @helenhayes_ has been an absolute #DHFC 💖💙 hero. Today will go down as a victory and a crucial day in the survival and history of @DulwichHamletFC

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7 years

@NME Glass Houses, guys.

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2 years

Although I predicted 10 sell outs this season, this is still absolutely incredible. 4th sold out game of the season. So many people make it happen, and we do it so the club can finally thrive and survive for generations to come. Wish Mishi could see this! #DHFC 💖💙

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6 years

I cannot express how thankful I am to everyone involved in making this happen. If you need me, I'll be at @edtse22 . #DHFC 💖💙

Dulwich Hamlet FC

@DulwichHamletFC

6 years

STATEMENT: Dulwich Hamlet Football Club and Dulwich Hamlet Supporters’ Trust announce the club’s return to Champion Hill Read More Here:

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4 years

@LindaSk49118554 Reminder that this isn’t Facebook, and crackpot bullshit doesn’t fly here Linda.

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3 years

Knocking around with the big lad earlier, delivering some season tickets. The buzz for this weekend is real! #DHFC 💖💙

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4 years

To say I’m excited about tomorrow is an understatement. More than anything I’m so proud of the club, and everyone that’s working so hard to make this game so special. Forward The Hamlet! #DHFC 💖💙

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2 years

Really looking forward to people seeing this. Peter is a genuine guy who really wants to help and it’s been a pleasure getting to know him over the last few months. Much more to come from us! #DHFC 💖💙

Peter Crouch

@petercrouch

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It’s been a journey !! Peter Crouch: Save Our Beautiful Game! Stream from 28 December on @discoveryplusUK . ➡️ #ad

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Yesterday I lost one of my heroes. My grandad passed away at the age of 92. As cockney as they come, a docker, entertainer, darts champion and fucking legend. A surrogate dad to me. If you’re having a drink tonight, raise a glass to Jim Slough.

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I can't beleive we've done this. #DHFC 💖💙

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7 years

@TheHornseyRoad @KelSuzanne @jjauthor @PrisonPlanet but not ignorant bigots.

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7 years

@MickKenny5 @OwenJones84 ok, what do you look like? A massive floating egg? Should be easy to find.

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2 years

Said goodbye to my grandad today. His thoughts on death as said at the funeral: ‘Well it can’t be that bad, no one comes back.’ Rest peacefully Jimmy.

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1 year

Lovely moment when we played the @Athletic_en @AthleticClub anthem in the @DulwichHamletFC club house for our visitors tonight. When are we going to Bilbao? 👀 @nonleaguedayuk @TerraceEdition #DHFC 💖💙

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6 years

I'm covered in beer, my trousers are ripped. We're in the final on Monday. FORWARD THE HAMLET. #DHFC 💖💙

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2 years

A #DHFC 💖💙 ticket story in 3 parts. Don’t buy tickets off random accounts, and never pay more than face value if you do.

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3 years

I currently can't put into words how heartbroken I am by the loss of my friend Duncan Chapman. He helped me through some of the darkest times over the last few years and helped save the club. We'll all be at The Gowlett this evening raising a Harveys for the big man. RIP, DC.

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3 years

You do absolutely love to see it.

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3 years

No amount of influencers will ever make me want to go to fucking Dubai.

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1 year

@samwrite @LeeAndersonMP_ That's what her family paid a term for her schooling mate, don't think she needs it.

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6 years

Touched to be awarded with club person of the year today. A total surprise. Couldn’t be prouder to work for the survival and prosperity of @DulwichHamletFC . I love you all. Forward The Hamlet: #DHFC 💖💙

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4 years

Absolutely packed in at the club, hearing some incredible stories about @DulwichMishi . Beautiful. #DHFC 💖💙

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1 year

@BBCBreaking Hahahahahhahahahhahahshahahahahaha, and may I also say, ahahahahahhahahahahhahsah

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4 years

My mental health has been absolutely battered in the last 6 weeks or so. Just wanted to get that out there incase anyone else thought they were on their own. Tough time for all of us. Always here to chat if you need some support. Look after eachother! 💖

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6 months sober. Main observation, it doesn’t fix you, but it allows you to deal with what needs to be fixed. Strong recommend. Mind how you go, be lucky. Tata.

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3 years

The Astoria was the best venue in London. Don’t @ me.

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6 years

Stripping it right back this morning. Surprisingly alive underfoot. @ianajordan #DHFC 💖💙

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