I try to trend towards less wrong. Despise political duopolies. Want a clean future. Friend of
@DelValTesla
. Blocked by Jim Chanos, Gordon Johnson, etc.
Put down a deposit for a
@tesla
solar system today.
This would be my third Tesla solar system in 7 years if we go through.
Not sure the economics work, but willing to go through the process and see. Anyone interested?
Morning all, reason
#42069
I love our
@tesla
vehicles. With a few kWh they warm up, without poisoning my neighbors air.
Had the extreme displeasure of smelling this 20th century vehicle vomiting carbon monoxide and other harmful contaminants in my face this morning.
My kids
Want to jack that higher even faster? Provide a leaderboard and list those (who opt in) in rank order based on miles logged on FSD.
Gamify this, prevent accidents in the meantime, and suck in that sweet, sweet data.
I swear Id go drive just to jump a mile or two over the
I now get to tell the “cops got called on me for having a kid in my
@tesla
”, but for my dad.
These nice officers were called because my dad was letting my nephew sleep in his model 3, and was watching him via dog mode.
He’s showing them the cabin camera right here, they said
After watching
@JasonCammisa
review of the
@tesla
Cybertruck, I made the mistake of watching the full podcast about it. It turns out Im not getting back to bed, Im frickin pumped.
The most in depth talk and nerding out about the amazing stuff in this truck has me so excited all
So, disclaimer, I was never a yoke hater, and in fact wanted to try it.
Now, having a longer drive under my belt now, I can say I am yoke club, for life.
The new
@tesla
model S already felt like a spaceship, and now it feels like a fighter jet. Slaying left lane campers all
3 yrs ago today I drove down to Richmond, VA to surprise my dad to pick up his model 3 with my sister and nephew.
Then wife replaced her ICE with a model 3, my mom replaced her ICE with a model X, and my sister is saving for her model Y.
The family is electric! Thanks
@tesla
!
Shoutout to
@tesla
mobile service out of Devon, PA. Tim replaced wife’s model 3 charge port door in no time flat yesterday. Right in my driveway, and arrived in an S, not a gas van. Chatted for a bit and was on his way, never thought I’d be so excited for car service before.
Ok. So
@tesla
FSD V12.3 still is not perfect. But I haven't grinned this much with it ever.
Even my wife (who is generally never comfortable enough to use FSD on her own) said "Ok, now this is impressive, I'm legit impressed".
That's high praise folks.
There's a wonky
@tesla
we got to experience a live backup event with our
#powerwall
today! Some storms rolled through and we noticed a flicker in one of the lights. TV, speakers, lights all stayed on. I only realized we didn't have power because I pulled up the app. Super cool!
#energystorage
@KettlebellLife
Epic. To be fair I can't currently name three regions of Ukraine either, but I'm not voting to send my own money there to be burned for no reason and with no accountability.
Just took my sister to test drive a Y. She was VERY easily dissuaded from the
@Toyota
4Runner she was thinking of and her next car is a black/black AWD
@tesla
Model Y.
I'm a proud brother right now. 😁😁
@elonmusk
@WhatsupFranks
I'm probably in the minority, but I cancelled my DIS+ sub.
I was thinking of it anyway, but their anti-speech stance pushed me over. To each their own. 🤷🏼♂️
Hi
@tesla
friends, meet Wyatt. Wyatt will never drive a gas car, or be transported by his parents in one. Wyatt has his own kids model S waiting for him. Wyatt will inherit an earth in better shape than it is now if we all do our part. Be good to each other, do it for Wyatt.
CEO Mary Barra said GM is delaying the launch of the Equinox, Silverado RST, and GMC Sierra Denali EVs last month. Barra said GM is “taking immediate steps to enhance the profitability of our EV portfolio.” This includes “moderating the pace of our EV acceleration in 2024 and
Hey
@Tesla
these stats should REALLY be available to every Tesla driver. Even if you don't have Tesla insurance.
Goes back to my previous gamification idea. If you want to increase miles in autopilot to gain data let people see this and compete against themselves.
@SawyerMerritt
Consumer reports, irrelevant since most of their clients are dying off and the newer generations understand it’s just one big ad machine.
Get bent
@ConsumerReports
we know your game.
This weekend I went to a family wedding in Boulder, CO. The
@Hilton
hotel we stayed at had
@Tesla
destination chargers free of use as previously announced.
I have switched to
@hilton
from
@Marriott
for the foreseeable future.
Didn’t need to use it thanks to
@vivivandeerlin
WAPO reporter doubles down: You didn’t say that you condemn white supremacy though.
She immediately regrets it.
@VivekGRamaswamy
isn’t going to play the game.
One of the key differences in driving dynamic between the new Model S and my former Perf Y is how the acceleration feels.
The Y felt like it was pulling itself forward. The S feels like you are being pushed. Not sure if I’m describing that right but that’s how it feels.
@JohnnaCrider1
@elonmusk
Also, unlike GM, Tesla has earned the government taxpayers money by paying their loan back with interest.
GM never paid their most recent loan back, AND produces pollution mobiles that nobody wants.
@CollinRugg
@RNCResearch
I don't understand why you have to explain wanting to own the best version of something.
The anchor is probably rocking an iPhone, why don't you ask her why she's not using a union made phone?
I guess I didn't make it "X official", brought home a
@tesla
LR Blue 2023 S w/ 19" wheels, black interior, FSD transfer from wife's 2018 AWD 3. Born Sept 1st, '23 in Fremont.
Happy to be back in an S.
Welcome "Odin", father of "Thor" the perf Y wife now has.
My
@tesla
model S was the victim of an attempted deering this morning.
Had just left the grocery store and it was still dark ~0615hrs. I saw a slight flash out of the corner of my right eye and hit the brakes right as the collision alert started blaring.
It doesn't look as
Reuters published an article that leads with a wildly misleading headline and is riddled with incomplete and demonstrably incorrect information.
This latest piece vaguely and nonsensically suggests there are thousands upon thousands of disgruntled Tesla customers. It’s
@SawyerMerritt
I love how the head of what is essentially a criminal organization is just out there flaunting it.
Game on Sean, you'll lose.
Nobody is going to take a slight increase in hourly pay vs becoming a millionaire.
@WholeMarsBlog
This is total bs. Sergey and I are friends and were at a party together last night!
I’ve only seen Nicole twice in three years, both times with many other people around. Nothing romantic.
So I’m wondering, when the computer started to be a thing, did typewriter fans run around calling computer enthusiasts gay and tell them they were cucks for liking the new thing?
Curious if that’s just specific to the oil industry.
Turns out a lot of folks who love gasoline
@SawyerMerritt
Whatever happens next, it should NOT be slowing down on EVs. They are the future and the slow will perish.
But take heart legacy folks, with your 100+ years of producing a different technology I'm sure you'll leapfrog into 1st place the second you try. Eh
@GM
?
@SawyerMerritt
This is how the US government works. Overspend on the initial project, then drip feed those same folks forever.
Now we as taxpayers are subsidizing crappy companies, again.
I’d like to sincerely and not sarcastically thank the
@NHTSAgov
folks for spending taxpayer money to snail mail me this notice for something that happened on the past.
If I hadn’t received this I might have gone back in time and crashed my
@tesla
because I didn’t hear a chime.
It's a sad day, my first
@Tesla
Thor has been removed from my account to transfer to it's new owner.
Goodbye, Thor, you rocked my world and changed my life forever. Many happy miles to you in your new home.
Now, the replacement, a blue Perf Y should be here in 4-8 weeks!
@Teslaconomics
Kids go through shoes so fast, nobody smart would spend any significant money on them.
We get shoes used for our boy wherever we can. If they're still useable when he outgrows them we pass them on.
@flcnhvy
@elonmusk
It's why we need ranked choice voting, so many problems would be solved almost immediately.
It's also why we won't get it, the "two parties" are happy to just trade power.
@thirdrowtesla
@elonmusk
From me to every single person working at Tesla... From the model 3 line, to the twitter sitter. From the janitorial staff, to the design studio lead architects. For those straight out of school, to those with multiple degrees under their belts. Thanks for moving us forward.
I’ve been driving an EV since 2016 and we became a two EV household in 2018.
We’re not going back to ICE just like we’re not going back to horses.
We wake up to fully fueled cars each morning, warm/cool them up remotely, and they’re great for long trips.
This is the future.
For the last five years, an electric vehicle has been my only car. I’ve never had any issues with range and charging, have driven all across the country (130,000+ miles), and have never run out of charge.
They don’t want you to know an EV is better for almost everyone today.
@squawksquare
@tallpaulcdn
All you day traders and short term folks whine more than my son when he can't find his favorite toy.
You'll be appreciating this extended chance in a few years, if you haven't moved on to something else by then.
@JuddLegum
@Tesla
@elonmusk
Uh, we already approved it 2018. You don't retroactively take someone's pay. What if the DNC decided to take back your faithful lackey pay for the past 6 years?
Heya
@DisneyPlus
I’m pulling my albeit very tiny chunk of your ad spend and putting it into
@x
premium+.
Maybe if your C suite grows a spine I’ll come back, but the same recycled Star Wars shows over and over are already a stretch at 140/year.
Anyone else? THIS is the way.