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@Xenius101

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I try to trend towards less wrong. Despise political duopolies. Want a clean future. Friend of @DelValTesla . Blocked by Jim Chanos, Gordon Johnson, etc.

Williamsburg, VA
Joined June 2011
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Put down a deposit for a @tesla solar system today. This would be my third Tesla solar system in 7 years if we go through. Not sure the economics work, but willing to go through the process and see. Anyone interested?
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My parents picked up their "unicorn" yesterday. A silver six seat w/ console X100D. They're now a 2 @Tesla family. Went from 2 ICE to 2 Tesla in 9 months. #icefree #tesla @TeslaMdAtlantic @elonmusk @NuovaRealta @ValueAnalyst1 @AlterViggo @bonnienorman @lexiheft @MuskManiac
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@sakitechonline @elonmusk @Snowden How are the twitter files not also exposing massive surveillance? Don’t let your grooming blind you.
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Morning all, reason #42069 I love our @tesla vehicles. With a few kWh they warm up, without poisoning my neighbors air. Had the extreme displeasure of smelling this 20th century vehicle vomiting carbon monoxide and other harmful contaminants in my face this morning. My kids
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I love that @spacex has now done 105 times what nobody else has done once.
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Falcon 9’s first stage has landed
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@elonmusk "bike crash" I guess "some degenerates in a stolen car ran him down in cold blood" was just a little too long.
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My wife's @tesla model 3 thinks this @Ford is trash. 🤣😁
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@wilhitjb @TradrFloridaFIL @elonmusk @rarelyserious @Tesla Think they already dubbed that feature "Mad Max Mode".
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Want to jack that higher even faster? Provide a leaderboard and list those (who opt in) in rank order based on miles logged on FSD. Gamify this, prevent accidents in the meantime, and suck in that sweet, sweet data. I swear Id go drive just to jump a mile or two over the
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Hit >1 billion miles driven on FSD
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I now get to tell the “cops got called on me for having a kid in my @tesla ”, but for my dad. These nice officers were called because my dad was letting my nephew sleep in his model 3, and was watching him via dog mode. He’s showing them the cabin camera right here, they said
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Poor @elonmusk you see what they're doing to you on reddit? Can't unsee.
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After watching @JasonCammisa review of the @tesla Cybertruck, I made the mistake of watching the full podcast about it. It turns out Im not getting back to bed, Im frickin pumped. The most in depth talk and nerding out about the amazing stuff in this truck has me so excited all
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Hard to watch something like this and not feel at least a glimmer of hope/excitement for the future. Nicely done @spacex .
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Still one of the most epic Falcon 9 booster landings
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So, disclaimer, I was never a yoke hater, and in fact wanted to try it. Now, having a longer drive under my belt now, I can say I am yoke club, for life. The new @tesla model S already felt like a spaceship, and now it feels like a fighter jet. Slaying left lane campers all
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3 yrs ago today I drove down to Richmond, VA to surprise my dad to pick up his model 3 with my sister and nephew. Then wife replaced her ICE with a model 3, my mom replaced her ICE with a model X, and my sister is saving for her model Y. The family is electric! Thanks @tesla !
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Shoutout to @tesla mobile service out of Devon, PA. Tim replaced wife’s model 3 charge port door in no time flat yesterday. Right in my driveway, and arrived in an S, not a gas van. Chatted for a bit and was on his way, never thought I’d be so excited for car service before.
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Ok. So @tesla FSD V12.3 still is not perfect. But I haven't grinned this much with it ever. Even my wife (who is generally never comfortable enough to use FSD on her own) said "Ok, now this is impressive, I'm legit impressed". That's high praise folks. There's a wonky
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@LauraFlowD @EverythingOOC Latinx isn’t a real word I thought? Or rather not something those who speak it would ever say.
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@tesla we got to experience a live backup event with our #powerwall today! Some storms rolled through and we noticed a flicker in one of the lights. TV, speakers, lights all stayed on. I only realized we didn't have power because I pulled up the app. Super cool! #energystorage
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@KettlebellLife Epic. To be fair I can't currently name three regions of Ukraine either, but I'm not voting to send my own money there to be burned for no reason and with no accountability.
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Just took my sister to test drive a Y. She was VERY easily dissuaded from the @Toyota 4Runner she was thinking of and her next car is a black/black AWD @tesla Model Y. I'm a proud brother right now. 😁😁
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@JohnFetterman Doesn't make him wrong, John.
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@Esqueer_ @elonmusk I want you to live a happy and healthy life and maybe get therapy to deal with your anger.
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Delivery day! Sadly I only got the one I ordered instead of five times as many. 😁 @tesla Devon was great. Time to get the car seat and @Tesmanian_com mats put in! Cc: @gordonh107 @DelValTesla @vivivandeerlin @christe25545867
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@elonmusk @WhatsupFranks I'm probably in the minority, but I cancelled my DIS+ sub. I was thinking of it anyway, but their anti-speech stance pushed me over. To each their own. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@GerberKawasaki @elonmusk Ross you get fed by the algo what you look for. Maybe stop being so hateful?
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@writelikederp @SpookyCandle @videojame_ @Veeren_Jubbal I feel like you could helicopter dickily down the stairs.
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The face you make when somebody has a potty mouth on a @tesla earnings call. Great cast @TeslaPodcast , and excellent episode yesterday.
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First time I’ve flown a flag at my own house. Showing love for both @tesla and @SpaceX
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@StormyDaniels Stormy, I've never actually seen your work (sorry!). But your tweets are bangin'!
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Hi @tesla friends, meet Wyatt. Wyatt will never drive a gas car, or be transported by his parents in one. Wyatt has his own kids model S waiting for him. Wyatt will inherit an earth in better shape than it is now if we all do our part. Be good to each other, do it for Wyatt.
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CEO Mary Barra said GM is delaying the launch of the Equinox, Silverado RST, and GMC Sierra Denali EVs last month. Barra said GM is “taking immediate steps to enhance the profitability of our EV portfolio.” This includes “moderating the pace of our EV acceleration in 2024 and
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GM will not be advertising EVs during the 2024 Super Bowl.
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Hey @Tesla these stats should REALLY be available to every Tesla driver. Even if you don't have Tesla insurance. Goes back to my previous gamification idea. If you want to increase miles in autopilot to gain data let people see this and compete against themselves.
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I don’t drive anymore. $TSLA
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@WholeMarsBlog What about that Chinese guy?
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@bekahowell The best posts are the one where you can’t tell if the poster is serious or not.
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My boy got started quite early. He’s @tesla fam. I can’t seem to find my version of this at a gas station…
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@SawyerMerritt Consumer reports, irrelevant since most of their clients are dying off and the newer generations understand it’s just one big ad machine. Get bent @ConsumerReports we know your game.
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Hey @elonmusk and @Tesla if you guys need a kid model for the Cyberquad jacket, you know where to find me.
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@RMcElhenney Being able to use yourself in a well known response gif is boss.
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This weekend I went to a family wedding in Boulder, CO. The @Hilton hotel we stayed at had @Tesla destination chargers free of use as previously announced. I have switched to @hilton from @Marriott for the foreseeable future. Didn’t need to use it thanks to @vivivandeerlin
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@RepBrianKing @paulkrugman Don't forget to wash it down with 12 diet cokes!
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@wsbmod Anyone still using @RobinhoodApp at this point deserves whatever happens.
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@MKBHD Web devs, if you do this, I HATE YOU.
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I'm politically independent, but I downright respect this guy. It helps that the RNC hates him.
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WAPO reporter doubles down: You didn’t say that you condemn white supremacy though. She immediately regrets it. @VivekGRamaswamy isn’t going to play the game.
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One of the key differences in driving dynamic between the new Model S and my former Perf Y is how the acceleration feels. The Y felt like it was pulling itself forward. The S feels like you are being pushed. Not sure if I’m describing that right but that’s how it feels.
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This little girl going to work for @SpaceX one day. She’s already got the controlled diaper explosions down.
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@JohnnaCrider1 @elonmusk Also, unlike GM, Tesla has earned the government taxpayers money by paying their loan back with interest. GM never paid their most recent loan back, AND produces pollution mobiles that nobody wants.
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@CollinRugg @RNCResearch I don't understand why you have to explain wanting to own the best version of something. The anchor is probably rocking an iPhone, why don't you ask her why she's not using a union made phone?
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I guess I didn't make it "X official", brought home a @tesla LR Blue 2023 S w/ 19" wheels, black interior, FSD transfer from wife's 2018 AWD 3. Born Sept 1st, '23 in Fremont. Happy to be back in an S. Welcome "Odin", father of "Thor" the perf Y wife now has.
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My @tesla model S was the victim of an attempted deering this morning. Had just left the grocery store and it was still dark ~0615hrs. I saw a slight flash out of the corner of my right eye and hit the brakes right as the collision alert started blaring. It doesn't look as
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How to write a takedown of MSM lies, brought to you by @tesla . @Reuters would be ashamed if they were a journalists outfit.
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Reuters published an article that leads with a wildly misleading headline and is riddled with incomplete and demonstrably incorrect information. This latest piece vaguely and nonsensically suggests there are thousands upon thousands of disgruntled Tesla customers. It’s
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Hey uh, @POTUS what kinds of cars are those?
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These Commander cars are headed around the DMV today Be on the lookout 👀
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Progress so far on solar roof. Crew got rained out yesterday. Completion estimate Tuesday maybe, Wednesday probably. @tesla @WholeMarsBlog
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Solar Roof project from @Tesla starts in t-3 days. The human waste and construction waste containers have arrived. Cc: @DelValTesla
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@Mike_Ronesia Thanks for keeping it real and understanding technology, Mike!
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@LauraFlowD @EverythingOOC People like to create solutions in search of a problem is why, I think. 😂
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@SawyerMerritt I love how the head of what is essentially a criminal organization is just out there flaunting it. Game on Sean, you'll lose. Nobody is going to take a slight increase in hourly pay vs becoming a millionaire.
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@WholeMarsBlog This is total bs. Sergey and I are friends and were at a party together last night! I’ve only seen Nicole twice in three years, both times with many other people around. Nothing romantic.
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@J_Probstfield @SawyerMerritt This assumes Mississippi isn’t already in the dark ages. 😂
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So I’m wondering, when the computer started to be a thing, did typewriter fans run around calling computer enthusiasts gay and tell them they were cucks for liking the new thing? Curious if that’s just specific to the oil industry. Turns out a lot of folks who love gasoline
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@xDaily What position? I want these hacks to say exactly what position that Elon has, that they disagree with.
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Ok @tesla fam. Do I make the boy wait or give this to him now? #myfirstmodelY
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@Tesla Coming out swinging. I like it. Don’t play soft with those who play dirty.
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@com_fianso @PaulEremenko Dangerous as opposed to what, highly flammable jet fuel?
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@Timcast Hard disagree. See more stuff now than before.
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@keith_dorschner @LaurenWitzkeDE My dad has always been and will always be “Dad” to me.
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@elonmusk When will I be able to invest in X?
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@SawyerMerritt Whatever happens next, it should NOT be slowing down on EVs. They are the future and the slow will perish. But take heart legacy folks, with your 100+ years of producing a different technology I'm sure you'll leapfrog into 1st place the second you try. Eh @GM ?
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@SawyerMerritt This is how the US government works. Overspend on the initial project, then drip feed those same folks forever. Now we as taxpayers are subsidizing crappy companies, again.
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@DeItaone I too would like to service my debt with worthless paper.
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@POTUS It has been for me since 2016, thanks to @tesla , the ACTUAL American leader in EVs.
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Ordered wife's 3 from the back of Dad's 3. 2 days after they ordered Mom's X. Have converted 2 families to 2 Tesla households. @rrosenbl @GerberKawasaki @Tesla @teslaevangelist @elonmusk @mcjamez @lexiheft @ElectricJen
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@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Oh Union Joe, so disappointing. But sadly not surprising.
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@elonmusk @heydave7 @WholeMarsBlog Actually @TeslaPodcast noted this almost immediately. Nice call, Rob!
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I’d like to sincerely and not sarcastically thank the @NHTSAgov folks for spending taxpayer money to snail mail me this notice for something that happened on the past. If I hadn’t received this I might have gone back in time and crashed my @tesla because I didn’t hear a chime.
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@johncu71 @ParikPatelCFA @elonmusk Because he’s not buying Jpegs on the internet?
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It's a sad day, my first @Tesla Thor has been removed from my account to transfer to it's new owner. Goodbye, Thor, you rocked my world and changed my life forever. Many happy miles to you in your new home. Now, the replacement, a blue Perf Y should be here in 4-8 weeks!
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Took delivery of our Tesla Model 3 Friday. Wife loves it. We are now a 2 ev family, finally! @Tesla solar install set for Jan 11. Time to drive on our own power. @vivivandeerlin @TeslaMdAtlantic @ValueAnalyst1 @bonnienorman @kimpaquette @NuovaRealta @ElectricJen @lexiheft
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@Teslaconomics Kids go through shoes so fast, nobody smart would spend any significant money on them. We get shoes used for our boy wherever we can. If they're still useable when he outgrows them we pass them on.
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@flcnhvy @elonmusk It's why we need ranked choice voting, so many problems would be solved almost immediately. It's also why we won't get it, the "two parties" are happy to just trade power.
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@thirdrowtesla @elonmusk From me to every single person working at Tesla... From the model 3 line, to the twitter sitter. From the janitorial staff, to the design studio lead architects. For those straight out of school, to those with multiple degrees under their belts. Thanks for moving us forward.
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I try to follow @tesla people who are smarter than me. And sometimes I make exceptions. @28delayslater
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@unusual_whales He’s like the Jim Cramer of tech predictions.
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@elonmusk @ScottAdamsSays It's not X. It's you. They don't like you because you're what they're not.
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@jimfarley98 Meanwhile a Ford won’t even drive with someone in the driver seat.
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@WholeMarsBlog Covid is such a danger to our society that we cannot leave it to citizens to choose the vaccine. We must force it. Same vibes.
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@IAmGlennonX Market Makers probably decided they’d flushed enough weak hands and it’s time to make money going the other way.
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@SteveSchmidtSES @elonmusk It’s a meme. If you were clutching those pearls any harder they’d be diamonds.
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@thehill Graham's temperament is of someone who has dirt being held against him.
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I can't believe I just bought 500 dollars worth of tequila.
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Bingo! My turn! FSD v12.3 here I come on hw4.
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Another wave of @Tesla Full Self-Driving (Beta) V12.3 just went out additional vehicles! 🎉
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I’ve been driving an EV since 2016 and we became a two EV household in 2018. We’re not going back to ICE just like we’re not going back to horses. We wake up to fully fueled cars each morning, warm/cool them up remotely, and they’re great for long trips. This is the future.
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For the last five years, an electric vehicle has been my only car. I’ve never had any issues with range and charging, have driven all across the country (130,000+ miles), and have never run out of charge. They don’t want you to know an EV is better for almost everyone today.
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@squawksquare @tallpaulcdn All you day traders and short term folks whine more than my son when he can't find his favorite toy. You'll be appreciating this extended chance in a few years, if you haven't moved on to something else by then.
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@FoxNews @realbobmassi @POTUS @foxandfriends He doesn't respect the office, why should anyone else?
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@keithboykin Never before has ignorance been so celebrated.
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@Skate_a_book @SawyerMerritt What adult thinks the @UAW is actually looking out for workers?
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@jakeshieldsajj @J_Michels1 No wonder she's friends with the most famous American Indian Senator, @ewarren
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@JuddLegum @Tesla @elonmusk Uh, we already approved it 2018. You don't retroactively take someone's pay. What if the DNC decided to take back your faithful lackey pay for the past 6 years?
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Tesla safety is why my son rides in a model Y or model 3. I trust them with our lives.
🆕 | The 2021-22 #Tesla Model Y earns a TOP SAFETY PICK+ from IIHS. Full safety ratings:
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Heya @DisneyPlus I’m pulling my albeit very tiny chunk of your ad spend and putting it into @x premium+. Maybe if your C suite grows a spine I’ll come back, but the same recycled Star Wars shows over and over are already a stretch at 140/year. Anyone else? THIS is the way.
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