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2023 Edition of the 10 Commandments 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Woke Jesus

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10 Commandments (2023 Edition) 1. Thou shall have no other gods before Me. Especially orang faced, narcissistic, self-righteous, self-serving, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, lying, cheating Rapists. (1/10)

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@smalls2672 I’m over 2000 years old and saw no ageism in your message. You’re just spitting facts as usual

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@LePapillonBlu2 If ever there was a case for “post-birth” abortions…I think we found it. I’ll see myself out

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@smalls2672 Sadly, it’s the people that don’t even believe in Me at all that I am most proud of right now. The unbelievers carry out my teachings substantially more than the “Christians”. And it’s not even close

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@PopularLiberal @REDGRRRL1 Do I need to vote at all to send my conservative uncle to a reeducation camp? Asking for everyone

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@theliamnissan I will take My Stand with you, Prince Labia

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@reedgalen @PrincessBravato @LaCivitaC @GettyImages I made a thing

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@RpsAgainstTrump This is why you can’t break a cult. Instead of seeing reality for what it is, you change it to what you want it to be 😔

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@ReallyAmerican1 @mmpadellan The only way to ever make America great again is to get rid of MAGA

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@kyledcheney Perhaps if his daughter becomes a teacher he can pick her up from school in 33 years 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@kylegriffin1 @MSNBC The entire far right is one big circle jerk 🤣🤣🙏🏻💯

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@WajahatAli @AntiToxicPeople Don’t forget that he killed a lot of his voters and got a bunch locked up too 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Guys, give Fani Willis a break, there’s only so many vile, reprehensible, traitorous fake ass Christians one person can deal with at a time. Trust Me, I would know

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@Acyn @PrincessBravato

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10 Commandments (2023 Edition) 1. Thou shall have no other gods before Me. Especially orang faced, narcissistic, self-righteous, self-serving, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, lying, cheating Rapists. (1/10)

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@FLWillRegret22 @PrincessBravato Has anyone considered sending Mom’s For Liberty a couple cases of those jack rabbit vibrator thingys? Couldn’t hurt 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@MSNBC @FlashFella

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@MeidasTouch Can confirm, union workers are in fact NOT going to Hell, carry on everyone

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@DecodingFoxNews I’m 2,000 years old, give or take

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@JoJoFromJerz He probably doesn’t even know her 🤣

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@MacFarlaneNews

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@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski Can confirm, it was not a guy that guitars for Me. She met him on tinder. Carry on

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@MeidasTouch

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@kyledcheney Can confirm, he has not prayed for a single person except himself

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@MeidasTouch Please go, stay forever. Take Donald with you

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@MeidasTouch The race to be the most disgusting person on earth is truly amazing here in the US

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@MacFarlaneNews FFS My sentencing didn’t even take this long

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@NoLieWithBTC Can confirm, the entire fringe right is one big circle jerk 💯🙌🏼🤣

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If I can have everyone’s attention for just a minute…. If you’re a Pastor, Priest, Youth Minister, elder, or just a member of a Church that claims to follow Me and be Christian….. STOP MOLESTING CHILDREN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST that goes for everyone else too

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@MeidasTouch @cat71322 Can confirm, union auto workers are NOT going to hell. Trump on the other hand…

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@AmyLynnStL White Jesus is an ass hole. Doesn’t even get invited to family reunions anymore

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@NoLieWithBTC You’re welcome everyone

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@mmpadellan The best part of today will be when Trump is rage tweeting from his toilet tonight that the Fulton County scales are rigged

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@MeidasTouch

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@smalls2672 To be fair, she did graduate 18th in her class… Out of 19 students… Ahead of only some girl named Lauren Boebert? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@LePapillonBlu2 Plus an eternity in Hell 🤣🤣

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@AmyLynnStL Just so everyone knows, when dude says Gaetz “crushed ED pills and chased it with energy drinks so he could go all night”, he still only lasted 74 seconds and fell right asleep.

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Hey guys, trying to figure out what to wear when tough guy Enrique Tarrio stands before Me for judgment one day. How’s this? Do I look as bad ass as that bitch?

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@JoJoFromJerz @TheGoodLiars Per sources, this guy will be exposed as a child molester within the year. They’re so easy to spot, not just because I’m Jesus

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@Len_Future @tkaz9999 @THMathews @TomMcDermott72 @VivianLeal123 @VYundina @Victoriaivey68 @Windyla6 @WitchinurDream @UOFSciFi @WOLFKrisB @zeta8338 @ZenIsSimplyLife @1loudcanadian @34jhay34 @678600James Thanks for the add! Following all I wasn’t yet!

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💯💯👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼❤️❤️❤️

CALL TO ACTIVISM

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If that makes you happy… …watch the moment Taylor Swift DEFIANTLY tells her team that she’s speaking out against Donald Trump no matter the consequences:

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Guys, there’s NO rapture coming today. But if there was, I’d be taking the children, woman, LBGTQ, the men that fight for these people, and Taylor Swift. The rest can rot in Hell

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@theliamnissan Damn it Liam, starting trouble this early on a Sunday…haven’t even had my coffee and cigarette yet

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@theliamnissan Dude, you’re missing the best lyrics out there….it’ll come to you (would she go down on you in a theatre)

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@REDGRRRL1 @DebLabadee916 @PopularLiberal Some people have changed the parental settings on their parents cable that blocks Fox News, maybe try that 🤣

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My uncle passed away last week (I’m not actually Jesus). He meant the world to me. Truth is, I lost him to MAGA long ago. It hurts. I’m so fucking mad at so many people and things. He was an incredible person, and was there for me when nobody else was. Fuck you Trump & Fox

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@AnnieForTruth Imagine though if voting rights were based on maturity instead of age. That’s the easiest way to get rid of the GOP once and for all 🤷🏻‍♂️

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In a world of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s, Be a John Fetterman

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Not all Hero’s wear capes

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Donald Trump got flipped off at the Iowa-Iowa State game after getting booed — and he wasn’t the only Republican presidential candidate to get the middle finger from the crowd.

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@piper4missouri I wouldn’t take My kids to 95% of these Churches 🤷🏻‍♂️🙌🏼

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@RonFilipkowski Is there an ineffective client argument?

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@TamarHallerman @AntiToxicPeople Ok MAGA, time to return all your bottles, your hero needs you!!

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@electroboyusa @CynthiaHarless1 @not_florida @thedailybeast Nice to see Elon enter the crowded race for most despicable human on the planet. A lot of stiff competition though

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@mmpadellan I used to be against abortion, and then these 6 came along. Change my mind #ProChoice

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@jasonllevin @Len_Future Can confirm, absolutely nobody has prayed for TFG

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@JoJoFromJerz I would just be Jesus instead of Woke Jesus if not for Trump 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@MayoIsSpicyy He is also in hot water with Me

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I used to be anti-abortion, until these 6 dip shits came along. God if there was ever a time for something to be aborted…

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In related news, Satan is stepping down as CEO of Hell. Rupert Murdoch is expected to take his place. Satan will stay on in an honorary roll.

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@Rubicon1313 @marktsneed @hedahunter @lf092313 @CokoGay @jbm32753 @gDad @jrocinha99 @SydesJokes @SmackeyCracks @wiredowl @BlueStormComin1 @Yodamonkey2 @LocolopezNYC @1_Term_Trump @10AnneStewart10 @RandyRye @AnibaldiBob @yankeenick @bab_102 @eldamon @antypynky55 Thanks Rubi! Will follow all I’m not follow 🙌🏼

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Funny how MAGA is up in arms over Trans People, but have no issue watching Marge transition into Mickey Rourke

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@IvanasStairCam @RonFilipkowski @MollyJongFast A real modern day “Christian”

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@FLWillRegret22 Wives that need to get laid. Goodnight everyone 🙏🏻

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@KaivanShroff @JustWhatNowWhy You’re welcome everyone

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@atrupar Look at Fox News using big words all their viewers had to look up

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@OurShallowState @AntiToxicPeople To be fair, I don’t even trust 42% of the Religious leaders

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@Out5p0ken @michelle_spenc @atrupar Christianity typically doesn’t include public handjobs either 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@MeidasTouch I would never burn books. I’d probably burn Sarah though without losing much sleep

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@smalls2672

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So just for fun we keep a list up here in Heaven of the 20 dumbest mother fuckers of all time. Amazingly, they’re all walking the planet today. What a time to be alive!!

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@MichaelRapaport Looks like an Evangelical Pastor right before the collection plate is passed for the 4th time

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@BlueStormComin1 @UpstateNYGuy1 @Sconn_7 @gphizzell1 @Herbwells7 @pipafrausto @JistArgo @JodiePP1948 @SL2414 @calmb4storm0 @Mike_Tweets_Too @POLILLITAM @deebeeny @goRubenRuben @Sue15098418 @CaroLicar2 @kinley_brenda @WonderWoman1701 Just followed all 💙💙💪🏻🙌🏼

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5. Honor thy father and mother. Change their parental settings on the cable box blocking Fox News, Newsmax, OAN, etc…. (5/10)

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@JoJoFromJerz How Jesus feels about Trump…

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@Trump_History45 The diaper helps while riding a bike

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I gave everyone free will. Funny how most of you use that free will to deny others of their free will…all in My Name. GTFOH 🙌🏼🌈

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@Logically_JC No other country would want them

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@MeidasTouch I can’t believe I created these monsters. So sorry everyone 😔

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@antifaoperative If I can have everyone’s attention for just a minute…. If you’re a Pastor, Priest, Youth Minister, elder, or just a member of a Church that claims to follow Me and be Christian….. STOP MOLESTING CHILDREN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST that goes for everyone else too

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@meiselasb @MeidasTouch MAGA and Evangelicals really believe this is who I sent as a Savior 🤣🤣

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For those wondering, Franklin Graham is a bigger piece of shit than his father was. It’s close though

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@MeidasTouch Can confirm, he will break every condition by midnight tonight

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Good friend of mine asked Me what GOP stood for? I didn’t know so I just guessed… Group Of Pedophiles Is that right?

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@AnthonyMKreis @AntiToxicPeople Can confirm; he will not be coming to Me

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And just like that, Trump falls even more behind in the polls as his followers continue to be incarcerated…🙌🏼 Follow Me for the most accurate Polls out there 🙏🏻

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@AMHotFlash @Alexarenee1 @Len_Future @gspinell @Rubicon1313 @Texy_Liz @Roseymelhill @AussieDebPeace @kodiak149 @Samiknowsbest1 @LaurelBlu2 @LiamLong85 @michelle_spenc @Wipapa5 @srh_medco @ltwlauren @Eathhbound420 @SARA2001NOOR @crzyfkinworld @RobertKort1 @Mary1Kathy @TonyHQ1985 @SDDNP Thanks everyone. I’ll be addressing the whole Country soon. Lots to say. Stand by (you don’t have to stand back)

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Until further notice, all Angels are forbidden from traveling to Florida 🙄

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@Len_Future @nicbasarab @tkaz9999 @THMathews @TomMcDermott72 @VivianLeal123 @Windyla6 @WitchinurDream @UOFSciFi @zeta8338 @1loudcanadian @34jhay34 I was woke way before it was cool 😎

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@meidasjordy @MeidasTouch She might preach but I assure you she never prays

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@smalls2672 🔥This is a MUST READ. 🔥 Unless, you know, you don’t like facts getting in the way of your cult thinking

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@tigerdevonshire @smalls2672 Yes, of course, but I don’t like to be mistaken for MAGA Jesus 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@RonFilipkowski Tennessee & Gomorrah 😔

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@smalls2672 I could use more Preachers like you, My son

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@NateGearySports Power Play has been better since Dorsey was fired. I’ll hang up and listen

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@Logically_JC Funny enough, being a real Christian is exactly what Johns list says. But obviously that isn’t what Ben is hoping for 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@MeidasTouch Can confirm, I did no such thing 🙄

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@CalltoActivism The only way to make America great again is to get rid of MAGA

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@namwella1961 @IvanasStairCam Sadly, it’s the people that don’t even believe in Me at all that I am most proud of right now. The unbelievers carry out my teachings substantially more than the “Christians”. And it’s not even close

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6. Thou shall not murder. ITS THE FUCKING GUNS. (6/10)

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