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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ

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๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง British Dad ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช German Mum ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ Born Singapore ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Fiancรฉe/ex-wife/kids Finnish. Lived here 29 years ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPEGlobal #NAFO #FBPPR #FBR #Donation ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege
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PPE stands for Priti Patel's Eyebrows.
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Benefits culture
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Johnny Vegas #quote
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So the International Space Station (ISS) that is orbiting 300 miles above the earth can see the 17 mile queue at Dover due to Brexit but the BBC can't!!
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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5 billionaires owning 80% of the UK press is not a โ€œfree pressโ€
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Biden has described Johnson as "a physical & emotional clone of Donald Trump."
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BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani has been permanently banned from Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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Oh yes we are @RishiSunak
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Who agrees, the Delta Variant is the #JohnsonVariant ? โœ‹๐Ÿฝ
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One of the pallbearers for the funeral of the Conservative Party @Conservatives Like and Retweet in touch agree
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Stop buying The Sun
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Turkish Proverb
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When Johnson finally leaves No 10 we all need to clap.
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God will protect you
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The problem with the UK
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10 Symptoms of Woke Mind Virus
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Turkish Proverb
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If a guy has a private 757, and you're sending him money for his legal fees, you're more stupid than I thought.
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Farage is a Russian asset. Like and Retweet if you agree.
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The #Brexit Iceberg
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Should the UK have a #RejoinEU referendum? Just Reply YES OR NO in the comments. Like and Retweet for a wider audience
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I'm back. Operation was successful ๐Ÿ˜
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Clean up after your dog
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Stop saying Boris is trying his best
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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I hate when Brits that have emigrated to another country to live call themselves ex-pats. They are immigrants. I moved to Finland in 1995 so I am an immigrant.
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60 today ๐Ÿฅณ
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So you're against immigration
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Should the UK rejoin the EU? I won't delete the tweet no matter what way the poll goes.
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. @BorisJohnson is the worst Prime Minister in my lifetime and I am 57 years old. He makes Margaret Thatcher look like a Saint in comparison. Like and Retweet if you agree. #LiarJohnson #LiarPM #ToryLiar #ToryLiars #ToriesLie #ToriesTellLies #ToryLies #SydesJokes
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. @JimDOfficial ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jim Davidson got a heady 15 likes on his tweet plugging his shows. Can this bus stop get more ?
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Dear White People
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Remember it didn't start with gas chambers
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Stay Woke
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@dave43law
dave lawrence ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ 
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Time for a very simple message that even Tories can understand WE STAND WITH CAROL (share everywhere) #ToriesOut429 #SunakOut319 #GeneralElectionNow #Sunackered
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Today starts the campaign to #rejoin the #EU . Who's with me? #RejoinEU
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Harry Truman #quotes
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Clean up after your dog
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Should the U.K. leave the European Convention on Human Rights?
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Let's be jolly British about this #EUforever
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Let's get @carolvorders to 1M+ followers. Please Like and Retweet.
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The Conservative Party
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Anne Frank
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I wonder when refugee boats will start leaving the UK for asylum in the EU?
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Hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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I don't block people because I'm afraid of them. I block people for the same reason I flush a toilet.
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
3 years
Then he sent me ยฃ56m to control โ€ฆ. wait for it โ€ฆโ€ฆ.. his borderโ€ฆโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Britain has won nothing and has lost a continent. - Ursula von der Leyen #Brexit
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Tory Tubbies
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich. - Anonymous #quote
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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83% want a second #Brexit referendum ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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#Brexit is like watching your library being burned down by people who can't read.
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Wake up call
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Stay Woke
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Tory MPs Aren't Working
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
2 years
This is going to lose me followers but that is the whole point. If you are a socialist and anti-Starmer then you are pro-Tory and not someone I want as a follower or to follower. Unfollow me and let me know and I will unfollow you.
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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A country that forces human-beings to beg for food in order to avoid taxing the wealthy is morally bankrupt and has no future.
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
3 years
I got called today about the job I had 2nd interview for on Tuesday. They asked me to send them 2 references so it's looking good.
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
2 years
BBC news pointed out that Russians in the UK protesting the invasion of Ukraine could be arrested in Russia, but didnโ€™t point out that when the Police & Crimes Bill passes in the UK anyone โ€˜noisilyโ€™ protesting anything could also be arrested.
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The rich and powerful piss on us and the media tell us it's raining
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
9 months
@Hugorelly
Hugh Terry ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ #BoycottIsrael
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Please RT if like me you are proud to be....
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
3 years
I live in Finland and just visited Estonia and I can report that the shelves are full in the supermarkets. Empty shelves in the UK is due to brexit. The pandemic has nothing to do with it. #BrexitShambles #ToryLiars
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3 years
. @BBCLauraK says in interview with @Keir_Starmer "but people don't trust you do they?". Well I have news for you love no one trusts you. #BBCNews #KeirStarmer @BBCNews
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3 years
I will never come together with Brexiters. I am a Rejoiner and will work for that until my dieing breadth.
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Know your parasites #GTTO
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Boris Johnson took money from Russia to leave the EU while Vladimir Zelensky is fighting Russia to be able to join the EU!! Like and Retweet if you agree.
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
2 years
The โ€œeconomic costโ€ of Brexit, ยฃ130 billion, now exceeds what weโ€™ve paid into the EU over 47 years.
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
3 years
Getting ready to leave for the hospital to have Pacemaker fitted.
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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Brexiter: A person who bricked up their windows to stop others seeing in, who now complains they are unable to see out.
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
8 months
This hasn't aged well @carrielbjohnson
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Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
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