Travis @TravisLaPew Twitter profile

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@DesJarlaisTN04 You forgot this one.

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@JustAFamilyMan_ @ReallyRemona I can fit their whole punk azz country inside my state with plenty of room left over for 30% of Europe.

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@mocutobi @peter You are SO CLOSE to figuring this out 🤣🤣

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My #FBR party! Follow me, I’m a Trump hater and I follow back. #FBR 1. Retweet 2. Like 3. Follow 4. I will follow back #TheResistance #Resist #FollowBackResistance

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@SJSchauer @ReallyRemona I’ll raise you a roadside bathroom in Mexico with no door or curtain

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@HurricaaneSZN @NotUncleJu 😂

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@BeltonDelToro @TheSource Nope. The white delegation has declined any & all trade offers*. We are currently trying to figure out how to get rid of Diamond & Silk, Candace Owens & Dan Bongino 🤷‍♂️ * the white delegation is willing to mortgage our souls to get rid of Trump

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@DrEricDing Hydro testing a pressure vessel at work. Want to guess why we don’t build them from carbon fiber? Because insurance companies wouldn’t touch it with a 100 ft pole. Carbon fiber isn’t meant to hold or withstand pressure. The Navy builds subs from steel 🤷‍♂️

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@joncoopertweets WHEN YOU MARRY FOR MONEY, EXPECT TO EARN EVERY PENNY ~ old Russian proverb

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@secupp @MeghanMcCain @Mediaite If Meghan McCain wasn’t born into wealth & privilege, she would be waiting tables at Waffle House.

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@jiggyjayy2 @ReallyRemona I woulda kept that money. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

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@HardBristle @ReallyRemona

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@HawaiiDelilah @aaronjcarpenter Aaron Carpenter & his research

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@tjiacono @Reese10Angel Clark don’t have a natty. LSU does though

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@ToddHagopian Let me help, you seem to struggle with numbers.

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@prettybaddie27 @compact_m1ni Sounds like a recipe to kill mosquitoes.

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@NYDailyNews

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You still using Venmo? 😂🖕

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Our new ad is launching. Pls donate @ to help us run it a bunch!

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@ClayTravis Aggie fans: Alabama mouth with a Vanderbilt trophy case

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@Oluwakneeyi_ @ItsMisola @KevOnStage A wise person woulda got TF out of the rain, cuz

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@BruceFeldmanCFB Texas A&M’s last national title is closer to the Buchanan presidency than the Biden presidency. James Buchanan died before college football was invented.

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@GrizzysHoodNews @kingnquality

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@callmehuie @ReallyRemona John Stockton white bread azz trying to guard White Chocolate 😂😂 Williams & Randy Moss played on the same HS team together. Two GOATS

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@LachellStephens @TiiiKati When you wanna eat your seafood but the train wreck is inside the restaurant & gyrating on your table

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@TheRickWilson the only thing missing was Trump holding up a newspaper as proof of life.

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@nobodyssaint @JustAFamilyMan_ Evil inbred MF’ers on that sorry azz island

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@FPWellman @JRMajewski Photoshopped. You can see a border around the letters

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@inkedskindawg @Moon_Beam_s @SusanToups1 @StormyDaniels So are you too stupid to fathom that Trump cheated on his wife?

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@AngryBlackLady In college, I overhead a prof call my best friend the “N” word. I found out what truck he drove, went to Auto Zone & bought a tire jack kit. Lowered his spare tire & stuffed a roadkill hog around the rim & winched it back up under the truck. I’m a petty MF’er

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@kloveaggs Texas A&M’s last national title is closer to the Buchanan presidency than the Biden presidency. James Buchanan died before college football was invented.

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@KellyannePolls did he grope you? Good thing you are seated behind him

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@RRFlores84 @Booker4KY He used his faith as an example of how it’s a personal choice & belief. If you don’t like abortions, then don’t get one. But you can’t use the govt to force your personal beliefs on others who believe differently than you.

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@SSewell5 @mySA “Why did such an experienced person die”? Because the snake didn’t read his resume’ before biting him & snakes don’t care how much experience you have.

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@prettyHANSOM @ReallyRemona @HovsMyUncleTho @Hunitproof She thought she done went to the Upper Room. “Can you swim”? 😂 Can you stand up? How you gonna show up to the Pearly Gates & your azz drowned in 3’6” of water?

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@AirBusCa @GeoffIvison @NewellLab @TSA @RVBlueHeron How many elephant attacks has TSA prevented in airports? HUH?!?! TSA: best preventers of elephant attacks in airports since 2001 🙄

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@bames_barden @Reese10Angel Your daughters are soft snowflakes. Raise them tougher

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@barry @ElizabethKing Trump promised to run the country like he ran his business. It ended with Rudy Giuliani & Trump’s “legal team” out in the alley behind Four Seasons Total Landscaping next to a porn dildo shop & across the street from a crematorium.

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@akafacehots Ashli Babbitt got to tour the Capitol and meet Reagan the same day. Figured conservatives would like that combo 😆😆😆

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@ltgrusselhonore @exxonmobil @TogBR You are 100% correct. Exxon keeps them in line by saying “we may be forced to move if you can’t keep giving us these tax breaks”. That’s a LIE. They can’t “move” a refinery, it would cost $100 Billion in losses or more. Call Exxon’s bluff. Tax them then dare them to relocate

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@crypto Damn, they stole y’all money and the bridge. Welp, better luck “investing” next time. “Travis, you just don’t understand crypto”. Yeah, apparently y’all don’t either. My money is safe in my safe. @ReallyRemona

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@goldietaylor They really having the KKK rally on Lake Lanier today? Oh, them spirits going to have a good time today. Thoughts & prayers.

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@ClintStoerner Aggie fans: Alabama mouth with a Vanderbilt trophy case

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@StephenAtHome If Trump had class he'd be thanking Obama for a unifying speech, instead of denying rumor he got peed on by Russian hooker

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@TizzyEnt I’ll pass it around. I live 6 miles from Kemah

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NRA supporters have posted videos of them blowing up Yeti coolers & crushing YETI cups after cutting ties to the NRA. So I spent $280 buying @YETICoolers gear for the whole family.

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@AWellBeeingLife @CerromeZONE Its weird how educated financially independent women figured out they don’t need these broke d!ck MF’ers laying around their house all day doing nothing. Dudes are MAD because they have no leverage 😂.

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@wusss_good @thebrianrashad @BubbaCharles101 Yeah but she kept pulling the trigger at least 5 times though 😂

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@AnthonyBass52 If you can’t be bothered to clean up after your kids, stop having kids.

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@theblockspot Which one of these awards did he win at Ohio St?

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@ChrisCJackson @realDonaldTrump

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@Strandjunker @growe26991 Martha Stewart didn’t go to prison for insider trading, she went to jail for lying to the FBI. The investigation into the GA Senators was stopped before the FBI interviewed them. I hope to see the 2 GA senators in prison soon. Along with Trumps entire family.

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@espn @GamecockFB Tennessee defense.

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@extremely_lexx @poisynivyxxx @JtoTheMUAH_ @jiggyjayy2 Tell them you’re white on the application. Treat whiteness the same way being black was treated. Tell them you are 1/4 white. They had no problem telling folks who were 1/4 black forced them to be labeled as such. Turn the game around on them 😋.

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@MilkMuva @ReallyRemona Imagine being so racist that band aid colors upset you 😆

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@TheLastTexican @AngryTexian You used more filters for that photo than Kim Kardashian 🤣🤣

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@HoarseWisperer @RedHenLex It takes a special kind of delusional motherfucker to lock babies & kids in cages and still think YOU’RE the victim because your dinner out was interrupted.

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@SincerelyKweenK @ReallyRemona I hope the city of Rochester NY goes broke by paying this man. Every single time I tell ppl that racism is 10X worse in the north than the south, I’m told I’m wrong. Nope, I’ve lived & worked up there enough to know

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@williamlegate @DamonMPA Get y’all egg timers ready

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@drowsygeek I have a very good friend from childhood (woman) whose husband got mad & jealous once she started making more money than him. She divorced his azz & got remarried to a good dude. She was talking about it to me & asked me what I would do…😑

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@ElieNYC @JonahDispatch “Oh so now it’s illegal to go on lavish unreported vacations at a men’s-only retreat with my Hitler-loving billionaire sugar daddy? So much for the tolerant left.”

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@AKBrews “Historically there’s no precedent” Congrats, you’re the precedent 🤣🤣

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@RexChapman I’m 49. I’d give 10 years of my life to fight Hannity.

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@mark_clinton @johnmccarthy @francis19841086 @elizabethforma @realDonaldTrump @SenWarren Illegal immigrants have contributed a net of $63 Billion in the last 10 years.

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@SarahPalinUSA @sarahpalin97 FUN FACT: As of today, Mary Peltola (D - Alaska) has beaten Sarah Palin TWICE this year. I can see her defeat from my house.😆😆😆

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@Kanae_Patricia Jesus wept & now we know why. These pics were taken in AN ACTUAL SUGAR CANE FIELD. That dude thinks he caught himself a trophy too. 😂

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@Kris_Sacrebleu @cj_spinks Hot Tub Crime Machine

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@LSUBarstool

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@niki_dyer @realDonaldTrump Or on top of you, grunting & sweating? 😭

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@MikeHorner2 @GreggJarrett They did

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@barstoolsports

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when pay appalachian state $1,000,000 to beat you

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@Montel_Williams @foxandfriends I thought it was Festivus & this was the presidential airing of grievances. Turns out it was Trump calling into his favorite show, Fox & Fools

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@DrJasonJohnson @BariAWilliams

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@ColMorrisDavis @FLOTUS The best surrogate for Hillary by far. What a lovely person, we will miss her.

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@Popehat @ChrisCJackson

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@KRMD3 @GeraldoRivera Now do this guy

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@ananavarro

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@RobAnderson2018 This is why we need a real representative, not someone who is only interested in making appearances in Lake Charles when Dear Leader Trump is in town.

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@SarahPalinUSA FUN FACT: As of today, Mary Peltola (D - Alaska) has beaten Sarah Palin TWICE this year. I can see her defeat from my house.

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@SarahLSmith677 @realDonaldTrump Today marks the 200th day of defeating ISIS in 30 days.

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@JRehling @RWBillAlexander @NateSilver538 a gifted neurosurgeon who thinks he knows something about housing 😂

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@RawStory He’s done…when Trump has finally been proven to be useless to them.

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@JoshuaPHilll @ReallyRemona When you tried fentanyl 3 days ago but got selected for a random drug test tomorrow

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@axios @ReallyRemona And they are already celebrating. In the “I WISH A MOTHERFUCKER WOULD” category, I will be voting early Oct 13th at the Dickinson TX community center on Hwy 3.

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@QuickestTempa This is Pooty Tang English.

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@aravosis @davidfrum If you were president and knew you were going to jail soon, you would play golf every weekend too. I would

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@ericafsmith @tonyposnanski @CawthornforNC 🚩 I’m confused AF myself. I mean, there may be a reason his wife wanted a divorce after a year 🤷‍♂️.

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@AndreaDMorgan Did someone say Lake Lanier & Trump boat parade?

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@charaaeco @10TV He WAS an intruder in her home. She didn’t “think” a damn thing. It literally happened.

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@davenewworld_2 @lu_nonni This kind of stuff never happens to me. I’ve been waiting patiently for 18 months for these anti vaxx, anti mask morons to act a fool where I am. I’m dying to tune a fool up

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@bgmacneill @SteveSchmidtSES @ProjectLincoln @realDonaldTrump I’m 48 years old. I reserved my tickets last week 😂😂😂 Trump was trolled by everyone, not just kids.

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@LAPDHQ @BENBALLER 3/3/2020 4:20 pm @ YO MOMMA’S HOUSE, lapd.

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@KaitMarieox Her country ass finally came to a city with more than 100K people & she can’t deal with it. Take your corn-pone country ass back home. Don’t bother coming to Houston.

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@SO_livendirect Let’s say you get off work at midnight. You tell your friend “pick me up closest to midnight as you can” Do you want to be picked up at 12:03 am (3 mins past midnight) or you want to be picked up at 11:55 am (12 hrs 5 mins) after you get off work?

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@PrisonPlanet