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@ToweliefromTFH
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1 year
@meetBLK I’m still paying child support from last time I messed with the black singles community.
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@MarkDuaneMorton Imagine being a rock star that follows the liberal narrative and virtue signals 😂🤣😂🤣
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@GreenDay You guys have sucked since Dookie
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@sabreaxe Nah, she’s been in the public eye since she was a teen. Not a man. At all.
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@DMschools Why is there a child predator teaching in your schools?
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6 months
@Ihartitz Michigan cheating literally stole 2 Heismans from this man.
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@ComicDaveSmith Ok. But Hamas literally started it, right?
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1 year
@RealBrysonGray These replies are gold.
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1 year
@TRHLofficial My daughter is 10, gets straight A’s, speaks a good amount of Spanish, plays soccer, and swims. Oh, she also orders Wagyu filets medium rare, so has eaten better than almost all adults. Absolutely beautiful too🥰❤️
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@therealerbhb @MetalBlakedowns I thought the lyrics insulting their fans who wanted them to be heavier, while giving them exactly what they wanted in the same song, was SO cool. I kinda loved that lol
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@BigDickBarclay Was that just superglued?!😂🤣
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@DMschools Why is there a child predator teaching in your schools?
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@RealBrysonGray Really?! Damn 😢. Heart breaking
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@DMschools Why is there a child predator teaching in your schools?
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@ToweliefromTFH
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@SallyMayweather It’s true. I’m in a union, and it’s frustrating the politics they push for. I’m all for unions, but they should have no problem competing in the free market That being said, I think most labor unions now a days do compete, and it’s the teachers and UAW that are the problems.
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@OllieGrunt @hodgetwins @thenorthface Lol🤣😂🤣😂. Aren’t the republicans the ones that make money and do take care of their kids, though?
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@RealBrysonGray We’ll need 2 more months to make sure that men can’t actually get pregnant now.
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1 year
@AdamCrigler The funny thing is that it’s more likely that she’s gonna die😂🤣😂🤣
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@ichbinmandryka @MF77881 @Project_Veritas Still parroting the horse paste narrative, huh?🤣
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@sanjurofilm @CassandraRules She’s literally in her 20s🤣
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4 months
@OhMyEmz That’ll happen when you count non metal bands in the category of most streamed metal albums.
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@SallyMayweather Bro, Epstein list stuff, and vax injury news is making me VERY nervous for what 363 more days is about to bring….
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@Rothmus True in spirit. But Megadeth is just sooo bad.
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@RealPizzaPepe This is a personal thing. No need to share😂🤣
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@GOTDAYUMMM1 @LateKickJosh Wait, there’s people that think Arkansas is something other than a baseball school?
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@indo_harsh @ClownWorld_ It’s a show of selfishness. Who knows how many medical emergencies they’re holding up, jobs they’re getting people fired from, flights missed, court dates missed… it’s disgusting. And it’s more disgusting that half our population thinks they’re good people🤣
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@WhitlockJason They should have won by 2 touchdowns
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@trashmanrising It’s way less shady than y’all think. Gas lines have positive pressure, so the flame won’t get sucked in. When they light, they just light a small fkame, and you blow it out!
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1 year
@its_the_Dr It looks excessive, but I honestly don’t care.
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@TomMarazzo @FiveTimesAugust Being an obnoxious low IQ authoritarian does not equate to effort.
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@leilaclaire Gross, you work at that school where they specialize children and sit back and let it happen? You should be ashamed.
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@MiaMia87217278 @AngelaBelcamino We wouldn’t sleep with you, most of us are happily married, have kids, and a lot of money🤣
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@realDailyWire What’s the point of being married if you’re not having kids?🤣
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@VoiceBox02 @cnviolations Does trans panic refer to transies claiming they’re in some sort of genocide?😂🤣
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@catturd2 My immune system
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@ashmashypotato @jonesville I 100% agree. Not a single one is actually a man.
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@Edwin07011 And then he yelled: this is MAGA country 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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@u_of_m_coverage @MrOH1O @LegereMusic You realize Michigan isn’t, though, right? 😂🤣😂🤣
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@ryanmcdonaldusa @Timcast @michaelmalice Michael malice is Jewish dumbass😂🤣
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@urbien18 @zeydcarey @InternetH0F Based on her statement and intelligence level, she’s probably just a weirdo leftist 😂🤣
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@elonmusk @farzyness Can’t talk about fake native Americans like that, bro.
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@jae_davisss @NFL_DovKleiman Ya, but a perfectly placed check down. Put it right in his hands
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@TheEbonyMaw He def is. It was confirmed for me with that video with his wife.
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@BigDickBarclay Hey, when that drip leg fills up in 500 years, that’ll come in handy.
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@PTRUMPFORTX2020 I hope it’s not fully shut down before I get my refund😂🤣
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@TRHLofficial Unless it’s gender related, then i think it should be celebrated with parades.
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@AbeFroman Really? Cancer, poverty, war…. And you go with a guy that the news told you to hate?😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣.
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@davileeslab @Gabriel22466468 @DC_Draino Attempting a coup😂🤣😂🤣. Y’all provide more entertainment than the flat earthers on here.
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@CarlenciaLafaye @astoldbyogo “Pointing at someone and get them prosecuted”….. she almost literally murdered her😂🤣😂🤣. You are retarded😂😂🤣😂🤣
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@internetraj Watching Michigan fans melt down has been so much fun😂🤣😂🤣
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@manager013013 @ophello @williamlegate @elonmusk You’re spouting off conspiracy theories about Elon staging a coup in Brazil while trying to make fun of others for spouting conspiracies 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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@Michellek4040 Boob day of visibility
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@LaCadutaDiRoma @RepJeffries No wonder so many of them grow up to be democrats
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@Michellek4040 So they’re melting down so bad over getting caught breaking rules, that they’re trying to sue the literal rules?😂🤣😂. You can’t make this up😂🤣
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@xcomxtech @RonnieRadke Hahahahahah you actually think this?😂🤣😂🤣
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@ObamaMalik Look for pictures of Michelle pregnant…
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@Red_6iant @dexridge @ClayTravis Translation: I’m a woke loser that refuses to acknowledge that my weird ideologies are disgusting to most, and when companies adopt them, they lose money.
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@alotlikeclouds_ Lol that whole thing is so stupid😂🤣. It unfortunately seems like metal fans are the softest people on the planet.
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@Alphafox78 It’s right on the largest fresh water source in the world. Mild climate. No hurricanes, earthquakes, low risk of tornados. Red local politics. Large cities within a couple hours no matter where you are. Has rural areas for those that don’t like cities. Ohio is awesome.
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@davebiddle That was a disgrace. The outcome of that game wad 100% determined by the refs
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@Menace2Sports Michigan sucks without cheating🤣
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@BrunoTheGreat32 @JackPosobiec These evil people wanting to keep porn away from children. How dare they 😂😂
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@cmclymer @jaketapper What? Calling them the gender they were born with? 😂🤣😂
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@SallyMayweather Meanwhile, his supporters forget that Trump lost a debate to a guy that couldn’t speak in 2020. I can’t believe so many people are still buying into that guy.
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@KarenKirsting @drovner2011 @DiedSuddenly_ If you watched the experts weigh in since 2020, and still care what they have to say, then you can’t be that bright🤣😂🤣😂
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@Timcast @IanCrossland No one’s watching that.
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@WeightLossCHAD @jakeshieldsajj People stop poisoning themselves? But why?
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@DubyaArgh @MattWalshBlog @Project_Veritas Yes, the people who literally put their sources in video, so that you can literally see it are not credible😂🤣😂🤣
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@ThaPill82 @kirawontmiss I don’t know, we stopped the discipline, and the violence is still there, only now people can’t even tell their own gender😂🤣
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@ComicDaveSmith Ok. Im not really sure. I thought they attacked them and murdered a bunch of Israeli citizens last year 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️. I’m not super knowledge about the whole thing. There’s enough going on in America lol.
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@Coleybama @Dwight_Bend @ClayTravis But live sports isn’t always going on. They need to actually talk about sports on those shows, not political propaganda lol
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@xvxadecision It sucks that a guitarist retweeted something? 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣. People can’t actually be this big of pussues, can they?😂🤣😂🤣
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@officialtripoli Don’t tell flat earthers. Th gravity part might trigger them.
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@Rothmus Not a big deal. An ember won’t light gasoline. Y’all are being liberals in this meme.
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@Ihartitz Football fans: running backs don’t matter Also football fans: The Colts’ management is evil for not dedicating a large portion of their cap to a running back You gotta love it🤣
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@Rothmus @elonmusk Elon didn’t Epstein himself
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@jnm263 @adamarchitects Ok good. I already bought merch in support. Thank god.
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@davidadamcone @CrainCompany @JakeCrain_ @Blain_Crain @Jbooty88 @NCAA @UMichFootball @CoachJim4UM @SteveDeaceShow @dailywireplus @TaylorLewan77 Watching UM fans cry about how it’s not fair that they got caught cheating is the most fun I’ve ever had watching college football😂🤣😂🤣
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@kiritheone @NewUnion76 @AttorneyFren It couldn’t be more obvious
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@TheEbonyMaw And even the people that like them, don’t call them “alphas” as implied by the post.
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@Sachinettiyil Woww. Really puts any problems I thought I had into perspective. They are stronger people than me. God bless🙏🙏
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@privacyphoneguy @libertycappy You research it🤣. You’ve been scammed by the dumbest, most easily disprovable psy-op ever.
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@InstaGator2024 @ComicDaveSmith @CassandraRules He’s in a debate like every day. If anything, he debates too much.
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@aidan_bloodveil Wait, bigot? So thinking a dude that chops off his penis isn’t a woman, is considered being a bigot? Isn’t that just the truth? Is bigot not a bad thing anymore?
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@MarkDuaneMorton Ya, that evil conservative narrative of not pushing gender ideology on children and mutilating their genitals. Major virtue signaling going on there🤣
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@EaglesMan710 @ZELLKLUMPEN Because they have always known it’s killing babies, they’re just ok with that.
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@Michael47437644 @DiedSuddenly_ I love that being against government mandates for a rushed to market vaccine for a flu with a 99.7+% survival rate qualifies someone as an anti-vaxxer 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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@LibertyLockPod Actually, my fed is DMing me as an Asian milf right now. He picked a really good looking one, though, so he still has me hooked.
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@atamanoyare @PicturesFoIder They have no sauce. If they had a sauce, I would get it. It’s good chicken, but it’s just on a bun w pickles.
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@TileighMai @adamarchitects Retweet sonething? 😂🤣😂🤣
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