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ML Engineer || Backend dev. Arsenal

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined December 2011
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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2 months
Person wey I just wan meet up with 😂😂
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@OSERE_X
𝕠𝕤𝕒𝕤
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What’s the best way someone has billed you before.. let’s have it😎
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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Them nor tell us this part of slavery ooo Forefathers ehen !!! 😂😂 Ucldraw Nyesom wike SS SE
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P.S. She’s not underaged The ‘kid’ word is figurative Some people done wan use generator rope drag me for neck 😂😂
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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Me and Dangote in a meeting Dangote: write whatever you want Me thinking of what else to include after writing 200 things on the list😂😂😂
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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@LivCha20 @Football__Tweet @beinsports_FR Injury ruined his career Fantastic footballer
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@Phavebrawn Guy calm, compared to my age, she’s still young Nor be underage ooo
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@li0nn_ @krissssyclean @LILLYWORLDDD So fucking raw and expecting what? A Christmas card? The only good thing is that she picked herself up...
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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@_Adaolysa Ada, you're technically married.... Na just make the matter dey official remain... It's best for both of you to just marry off and ride into the sunset, cuz it'll be hard for you to find another guy that will match that energy 🚶🏾‍♂️😉
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@RomyHugens Ask your mom who leads in the marriage, who has the final say on matters...
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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@PEAKER101 @PicturesFoIder Zebras 🦓 not horses 🐎
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@_starbiola Baba dey cut calls anyhow 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #sorosokewerey #EndSARS #EndSWAT
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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@JoeEkesi Sapa is directly proportional to Shege😂
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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Never argue with a woman... State your point and leave #SaveAMan
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@ennydash @Oscar_Mosh Oluwa o se ooo We don see AA I get NIN also We move?
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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@Chydee God, I see what you've been doing for others ooo😭😭😭
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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@Wizarab10 People wey dey off pant if dem enter Benz All this noise na for twitter
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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You're not plus-size, you're fat... Hit the gym
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@_RoyalTee14 On a sunday afternoon 🤣🤣🤣😂 We need to be guided on this streets ooo
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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@YomY0m_ @IamEkene_ It’s the absolute truth Women will rather share a perceived high value man that be with an average dude
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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@maxvayshia Nigeria is actually the simp capital of Africa Na why paternity fraud plenty die
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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@__Mbah Guilder ultimate search, learnt a lot from that program Power rangers... 😭😭😭👌🏾... Thundercats! 😭... Damn! This is superstory 🔊🎸🎷🎷🎷🎶🎶🎵🎵 This indomie generation can't relate biko!!!
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@brysonadahcole @FolaLagos And some of them will have male friends that are really struggling but will not lift a finger to support them
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@BADDST_TEEKS @volqx Integration by part
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@BidemiAdebayo3 @JajaPhD 😂😂😂 wahala for who dey confluence
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@Azur_xx Malaika 😂😂😂
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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3 years
This is very important.... Don't ever do this...
@volqx
Volqx
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Never use a mans problems, what causes them sleepless nights, what brings them tears, what they don’t have control over to shame them.
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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@DpEsho All my colleagues don marry 😌
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@kay_lechi @BarryBabs1 @dee_egret @Postsubman My guy, people are being detained for weeks without any offense
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@Teniwadess @rug_bee and there are 20 other girls we also like... So get in line or get out
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Wahala 🤣🤣🚲
@Sonjoe_Kutuh
MONITORING SPIRIT
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The fastest way to be hated in Nigeria is by doing more than 2 transactions at the ATM.
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@MazeDaMouth @L1p_GloSS Wey people dey even see life partner for LinkedIn 🤌🏾
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@dannybest01 @Phavebrawn Make dem nor go dey tag me paedo nah 😂😂
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🍑👀
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Being a fashion designer and having the body to display your wares is top tier 🤌🏾👌🏾
@just_oyinda
Onion-green🎋
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I put all my heart into designing this dress that can be styled in two different “back view” colors ✨
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@stustar1984 @nnxmdi_ It's actually a Nigerian street football slang for a flashy looking pass that ends up not being useful to anybody.
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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@Tripp___in No be say she be underage ooo But I senior am wella So na why I call am kid 😂
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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Well done mrs lecturer 😂😂😂
@papaya_ex
AbikeArab Money💸
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I love you no be by mouth, show workings with extra sheet
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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It's just so annoying When the bf might be a cleaner over there
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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1 year
That cane dey always dey with dem ni sha 😂😂😂
@_Taaooma
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A day in the life of an Ilorin Alfa
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@ArsenalMediaXI People fail to realize how good partey is A fit partey today and we’d have won this match All the pressure on Jorginho wouldn’t have faxed Partey
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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@_Adadioramma Please medics, leave now when you can... The government has never and will never care for you
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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To my fellow coding troubleshooters,let's generate something... def trouble(): opoooor = 'Table' for i in '_shaker': opoooor += i #e wan shele yield opoooor print(list(trouble()))
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@BarryBabs1 @kay_lechi @dee_egret @Postsubman Be like say him never sleep cell before
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Come young lady, when we go see your full face sef 🌚😂
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@sassybernice If you see the girl ehn Nor be say she nor dey okay ooo But na one smallie wey just enter school 😂
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@DChristiantus @MrOdanz @omote_jowho The crinkum before the crankum 🤔🤔😂
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@NigeriaStories He is serving as the chairman of the firm that bought the airport... No be him buy airport ooo
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@OgbeniDipo 1. Not all your colleagues are your friends 2. Whatever is what doing at all, is worth doing well 3. Learn something new with regards to your work
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@AjeboMezie @Emampam @DAMIADENUGA Chagoury wey be 5&6 with Abacha that year
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@enitan_egbeyemi No be underage Na me just senior am wella
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@jon_d_doe This Harvey guy is just selling to his audience what they want to hear 🤡
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4 years
🤣 🤣 😂 😂
@Alex_Houseof308
Four-eyed Edo Boy™
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Interviewer: It says here that your weakness is that you don’t pay attention. Is that true? Me: Sorry, did you say something?
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This tweet should be archived
@Shadaya_Knight
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉
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While you take her out for this 🍕🌮🍟🥘🍝🍿🍷🥂 She's calling over another dude for this 🍆🍑 Don't fatten the frog for the snake!!!
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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Officially Nigeran statue of liberty... This is what I'll tell my children and grandchildren
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@WelBeast Mikel Arteta got this selection wrong... Pepe doesn't have that big game mentality, holding n mari haven't played in a while... They're match rusty, Aubameyang shouldn't be the captain, he lacks a strong mentality #ARSMCI
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@Augu_starr I just weak Nor be even that one Na say the money na for skincare dey vex me Like shey you nor get sth better wey you need funds for? 😂😂
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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Tweeps don't know how recognizable they're. If I see @Biisi96 or @volqx real ght now, I go just grab them dem say; my guy, na @Times_Of_Caleb be this... Conform make you no chop am. 😂😂😂
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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If she's interested in you, she'll keep up the convo... Leave any lady who doesn't want you #SaveAMan
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@ill_nojie @SuperSmada No bathong or muwazela anywhere 😂😂
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Na dem 😂🤣😂
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@Duke_CN @OgbuefiAkunede @atiku Ode ni e 🤣 🤣 😂 😂
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9 months
I ask myself this question everyday
@ThaBoyYom
YOM🗣️
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Why are Nigerians too classist and elitist for people who are poor ? Why are Nigerians too religious for people who hardly wish their neighbours well in life ? Who did this to us in this part of the world ???
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The boy is feeling the ass 🤣🤣😂😂
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@TrollFootball Pawpaw is global😂😂😂
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@jvcksparow @dennissmain @jpmontalvao @Gurgzzz @Kevbhoyslim @90sfootball 1997-1999,2002-2004... Ronaldo was a demon, the most complete attacker ever to play soccer ⚽
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M. I - Talk about it @MI_Abaga
@Shawnifee
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What’s that album you can listen to from beginning to end without skipping one song?
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Their language hard brother
@yeankhar
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I wonder why it's easier for an Igbo person to learn Yoruba than vice versa.
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Women will rather share a high value man if accessible than be with a lesser value man... That's why those high value men have them at their beck and call... 🚶🏾‍♂️
@lazzalazza12
Meli🍓🍓
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If she considers you as attractive enough, she would be willing to share you with other women
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@Times_Of_Caleb
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Be quick to take any opportunity you find You might live to regret it bitterly
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@toolzbabe @IamSmithAangdu No be 'lol' again bah🤣🤣🤣
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@Phoonke @i_tunnes @BillionTwiTs @LazyWrita help us tell dem to get dia pvcs. No b to shout 4 social media ooo
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@TheVyrus E be like she dey mad, she go tell me Wetin her papa use him money buy for me for there 😒😒😒
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@epalyHarcourt @Katorgondo @OgbeniDipo So your friends shouldn't come over to your house cuz 'you're married'?
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If you know you know 😂 😂 😂
@iam_tallblaqboi
ENIYANSORO✂️
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No Cap!
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I was appalled when I first saw this nonsense... How will a grown man be crying like a baby, behaving like victims? What then should the wife and kids do? THERE'S NO HONOUR IN CRYING. Be a man and act, men don't cry, men tackle issues, leave the emotional shit for thw women😒☹️
@coachgregadams
Coach Greg Adams
3 years
The media is OBSESSED with black men crying. Unfortunately, Beta Male Energy will prevail in 2021 because these type of men love to be victims. But, all they will get is attention. Black men are the new women. #emotional
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Never show weakness.... Never #SaveAMan
@InshallahSZN
Fear Bavaria 🇿🇦🔴⚪
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Never cry in front of your woman. NEVER #SaveAman
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@XivTroy @Acetineo I don’t agree with you on this. Men put in a lot of work into personal and business development. The issue is that men are always expected to figure things out on their own while women are babied all through every process Getting mentors as a man is not as easy as a woman.
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