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@TiMkiMM69

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Life begins when you get out of your comfort zone 😊. If you are more fortunate than others,build a longer table not a taller fence💉

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@TiMkiMM69
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Before you open up to strangers always remember.. "It’s not our business but once you bring it to the public, it’s our business"
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@mandipett22 @sammugweru_ Go start away from us then
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@screwyoumegn I would change the song if i was the dj
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@mommysub3 @upblissed Those titties got cement in them 🥲 They didn't shake at all
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Bro wants all women to himself cause wtf is this 😂😂
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@OwinoSueh The government should intervene on this issue & force sue to cook for us, one man can't enjoy all these foods alone 🥲
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@ethan_dgc @pearlythingz No sane man can marry a retired OF content creator, but any man can marry a decent slightly aged woman
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@richy_wrld Stop telling me this, i will ruin my life
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@Wanji001 Wanawake huwa wanaongelea sex kutoka asubuhi hadi jioni, sasa hizi ni nini unapost na wewe mi mama mkubwa?
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@gwennzula @pearlythingz Marriage is an optional life stage it's not like circumcision
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@FightMate All they can remember is ...
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@Osama_otero Haha tribe huwa issue among poor people only & it's a fact. A tribe is just a language, what really matters is the family you are marrying from, a stable family with a father figure. I also believe that ukimarry from your tribe huwa mnaendeleza ujinga ya ukoo yenyu, interact
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@nojumper She didn't lie though
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@lmTheReasonWhy Men buy vehicles to side chicks, now y'all know how it feels to be a man
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@russsativa This has to be the worst
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@jollybobai @daemperor007 @_VickySamsam But she is foolish what should we call her? A genius?
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@MutandaLaw @realKUSOKenya He is not fraud if he has won 26 cases
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@OwinoSueh You can't cook something simple can you? 😂😂 Wewe ata ukiambiwa ukiboil maji utaboil yote then ucondense vapor😂😂
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@RamtekeRahul1 @crazyclipsonly I made one but something is missing,if i lift it falls apart
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We don't need penalties to stay relevant . Messi,the GOAT
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@MulhollandL0ver Y'all take alcohol in church & weddings but smoking weed on your wedding day is a crime
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The president begging to stop sucking
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Mumezoea government inaamka 3pm, mukipata ya 7am mnasema ni usiku. Ghasia.
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@Ssempijjastanle Nowadays churches are like stand up comedy
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@Wanjiru_Ngugii It makes it easy for both the seller & the consumer Imagine you are looking for a specific book & you have to walk over a kilometer to look for another random bookshop
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@4low_Ke Coincidence??
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We don't need penalties to stay relevant . Messi,the GOAT
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@MrBlackOG I was surprised to learn that his character was to die very early in the series then they changed their mind about it It was the best decision they ever made cause he was a good character
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@simonmaruu @george_4prez I hate pple who ignore the main point & start acting like teachers
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@Wizarab10 Females talk without thinking
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@nesieff Heri kuvuta bangi kuliko kukuwa online police
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@Kenyans The same countries that earn a minimum wage of 10 dollar per hour that is 11600 per day, hii ni salary ya mwezi mzima kenya, hii ni comparison gani jameni
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Now we go to playstore #DeleteBoltApp
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@TiMkiMM69
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He is speaking for every man 💉💉
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I want to hear men’s icks too😂😂
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@Degrata254 Kukula dem light weight ako na soft ass huwa such an elite feeling, unakaflip dick ikiwa ndani kama chapati. Lakini hizi lorry lazima urequest aturn alafu anaanza kubreath kama mwenda zake
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@yoda_pkn @glwajackoyah There are countries that are doing well without a written constitution,you just need to change your village mentality
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@DzamposuEddison @DailyLoud Sex tapes are usually arousing but not this one, i feel violated man 🥲
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@StokeyyG2 Y'all always think you know what's best for everyone, you don't know why he chose to play the game
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@breebxby Ain't no man interested in your damn kids ma'ma, get over it
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@FellMentKE The guys who told their women & they laughed only means one thing She had another dude who had sent her the same text 🥺
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@Naisymoi_ You can always tell if a woman was raised in the ghetto or Uptown Ghetto women don't value nature walks or anything that will make them walk, they only want to go to high end places to compensate for their poverty
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@Nesh_maina Haha you are acting as if she doesn't get dropped 4am in morning from dunda, ati entrusting you with where she lives,kwani ni queen Elizabeth 😅
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@Arap_a_lot @_Phoebe_Mwangi Aje sasa? Parents born 1960 & below are struggling with technology & there is nothing wrong with that
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@Osama_otero Lakini hii type wanataka kudate surgeons 🤣
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@jacksaint101 Reminds of this video
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@AfricanHub_ Freedom is coming
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@CrewsMat10 Bro why are you lying?
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We don't need penalties to stay relevant . Messi,the GOAT
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@kortezhernandez Only the world cup works like that, you have to win it 5 times in order to own it
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@gabrieloguda Watu wanono walipe double tax juu ya kufinya watu kwa matatu
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@julleberry You gave him the points & now you are taking them away without his consent 😅
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@Mollage_ Most women don't like gym bros solely based on the fact that they attract a lot of women & women don't like competition. That's why you see gym bros add weight after they start dating, women overfeed you to reduce your chances of cheating
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@ntvkenya You mean the pple of bomet just watched while this nonsense was happening? Kenya is joke
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@Blu_bone Mind you, some pple had never seen nor heard about the sea, it was depressing
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@to_Clive @Osama_otero Cults gani? Kwani wewe ni mtoto, those things don't exist.
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@Osama_otero Mimi sipendi kuongea na watu in general i rarely connect with pple plus staki friendships zitalead to coming to my house
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@Aqualady6666 @Ahadi_Au Decoration serves no purpose in the house just wasting money
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@JohnnyGachanja Haha mnakumbuka hii siku ya these 2 lunatics 😂
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@DjDukesta Don't forget that you are mostly arguing with kids & online prostitutes who don't see anything wrong with such behaviors
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@Tukcomrade I'm married please give me her number
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@Sam_Lulli Even cheaters back down while attacking it once they realize it's a losing battle, they don't fear anything, the skin around it's neck is 6 mm thick. The only animal that can't succumb to snake poison, they eat poisonous snakes like snacks
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Lying to pple to get into power is one thing but lying to them even more after getting into power is overstretching your luck RUTO MUST GO
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@TheOtherDelo_ Ni kama mtu anabuy gari alafu unasema iko worth nduthi tano tf
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@BCherich Nimenotice siku hizi mumeanza story za jaba about velo like you used to do with weed 🤣🤣
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@XNaiBei @wahomethuku Commissioning is definitely done by the current president, but you can't take credit for something that belonged to the previous regime. It's just like thika road, it was kibaki's project & uhuru can't take credit for it Why is he relaunching projects that he launched in the
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@BlessedNjugush Ukiona watu wakikasirika hauwezi jua waliamka 4am to vote for this government na wakatransnight wakicelebrate after candidate wao amepita 🤣🤣
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@BrycceM Everything is kienyeji behavior depending on someone else
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@sirninjaking @msheavens3nt That was hard to watch
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@Gesonso1 Si kila mtu anaplan kukuwa beggar kama wewe,unaexpect mtoto soon lakini bado unaomba pesa ya school fees,ukipata mtoto uanze kuomba za upkeep. Wewe umeshaa figure your life out, give us time. Heri kupata mtoto at 40 lakini hasiwai kuwa beggar
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@KhalifKairo Mtumie za kabej man 🥲 your father was a busy man
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@isaaczic0 @SaycheeseDGTL 😂😂😂😂 lil Wayne is funny asf, he happy for his homie
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@FightHaven That slap was loud asf
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@gabrieloguda Moses kuria doesn't care, ati ama tushuke tukuje na ob 🤣🤣
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@Nyaberih_ Hizi vitu huwa zinafanywa kama uko na lead vehicle juu wasee wa nduthi wanakuwanga wajinga
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@mayar_dollin This proves how some careers can be taught at home & parents save money while at it
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@TheArsenal1913 @WelBeast Manchester was not even playing, they were at war with arsenal players, just fouls, after fouls, after fouls
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@fulgencce @Osama_otero Ni ngumu sana, service providers in kenya to call you when you have an issue, they only call when you haven't paid or you had reported an issue & they promised to call back which they don't. So anytime anyone calls claiming to be from saf or zuku just hang up
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@254_icon All of them! Sijui pple building a tall building to reach heavens,we start space traveling & we can't see any signs of heavens, adam & even being mother of population, where did races come from then? Jesus dying for "our sins" which sins?
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@Dr_AustinOmondi Hii ndio shida ya pesa, you put yourself in more problems,gym huwa a good way to pass time everyday & you lose weight at it without using any supplement or meds
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@osoroKE alimbiwa ako mdomo ya reptile 😂😂😂
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@ItsDenzo Cultures men vs Modern weak men
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@mwendefrey Yaani kuna mwanaume anakukula willingly,leave alone buying you a car? It must witchcraft
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@jnsanchez Trump is naturally funny 🤣🤣
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@KhalifKairo I heard somewhere that real friends are your childhood friends, they would do anything for you. As an adult you can only make friends if you put something on the table
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@thunter86 They didn't make a meme about it
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@citizentvkenya Last time niwatch news ni 3 years ago, mimi staki depression
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@AntoGachau If you can take all those drugs then you can take a joke
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@OwinoSueh @ombachi13 Ombachi ako serious ndio bibi yake hasilete shida tena🤣
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Bro wants all women to himself cause wtf is this 😂😂
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@Osama_otero That's why they target older pple cause they can't see the red flags,kuforward mpesa msg to someone who claims to be in zuku ni red flag cause wako na system he can check anything he wants labda tu akuuliza date of payment, otherwise hii trick ni complicated as long as uko rada
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@GetafeCF @masongreenwood Manchester united fumbled big time, they chose to listen to online idlers & their team is suffering
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@SongahDaniels @Osama_otero Hizo generalisation huwa zinafanywa na wajinga pekee, kila mtu ako na character yake, why did you go to school if you are still going to reason like a villager. Give everyone a chance to reveal themselves.
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@HumanAreMetal Predators can't tell the difference btwn a prey & a predator, if you run it knows you are prey & chases you. If you stand your ground it knows you are predators & leaves you alone. That's why the leopard is confused
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@Kenyans Hate is such a bad thing cause grown ups woke up 4 in the morning to vote this guy
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@Nyokaffiii If my manager died i would go to his burial to confirm if he is genuinely dead
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@90sBabyShow 🤣🤣🤣 you can tell his woman is driving him crazy
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