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The Yootopian is a weekly(ish) comic strip that lambastes political idiocy. Proud to be one of the few Conservative voices in this media channel.

Somewhere in the USA
Joined March 2019
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4 months
Repost of one of my color strips… will start getting back into it. Fairly politically neutral… inspired by @ThomasSowell (who should be mandatory reading in all schools, IMO).
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@lukepbeasley Which vaccine prevents torn Achilles tendons? I forget.
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@AaronParnas So you are making honest gun owners pay more because you are concerned about criminals? Hm... and you libs keep saying that you aren't trying to punish law abiding citizens. Guess that was a lie.
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@RyanShead Are you KIDDING ME? @ThisIsKyleR shot THREE THUGS who were were trying to kill him... hitting and disabling ALL of them while not injuring anyone else. And he did this while actively retreating and under extreme duress. He obviously was HIGHLY trained and very controlled.
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@GavinNewsom @GOP THIS IS A LIE. Guns aren't even CLOSE to being the #1 killer of children. Gavin is using a DEBUNKED story that includes 18 and 19 year old drug gang members as "children." If you have to LIE, Gavin... your case much be very weak. And it is.
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@TheRabbitHole84 The problem is: Google doesn’t see any problem. This is how it is supposed to work. They’re just surprised that there are people who don’t agree with them.
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New strip is out (and edited... because I can :): "Yoot-ful Distractions" #GenZ take note, this is aimed at you :) #SocialSecurity #DebtCeiling #inflation
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@WalshFreedom You mean like how Biden is trying to throw his opponents in jail? Odd that you're perfectly happy about that.
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@HannahDCox Pointing out how Dylan is making a mockery of women and womanhood in order to gain TikTok viewers is not mean at all. It is necessary. Because Dylan’s disgusting portrayal of women as insipid, superficial dolts should offend each an every woman. It must not be tolerated.
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@acnewsitics Ronald Reagan.
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@krassenstein You want it back because you care more about giving power to the government than anything else. People on the left CRAVE an all powerful government to take care of them. You are no different. You just won’t admit it to yourself.
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@MarkRuffalo No - they just follow the Constitution rather than legislate from tbe bench. You really don’t understand how the US government is supposed to work, do you? By the way: what is stopping you from paying off other people’s student loans by yourself? You have money.
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@HillaryClinton Actually... the Supreme Court's job is to stand on the side of the Constitution. Not surprised that you didn't know this, of course.
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@MikeSington Here's the thing about "PRIDE": If you need to showcase it. If you need to constantly validate it. If you need to force others to acknowledge it... it isn't pride. It's narcissism.
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@JoJoFromJerz To every single Democrat who blamed Republicans and Trump for the attack on Paul Pelosi - shame on you.
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@ChrisDJackson Dude... we all saw the photos from his laptop. You can't slander slime.
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@JackPosobiec We CAN expect you to act with ethics and morals, however, @FaniforDA .. You don’t need to be perfect… you just have to not be a sleazy crook.
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@Alphafox78 I didn't realize that tips were supposed to be based on the size of my house.
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@daviddunn177 George Floyd died of a Fentanyl overdose. Ashli Babbitt was unarmed and shot blindly through a door by a poorly trained cop,
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@PressSec “13.2 million jobs created.” This is a LIE. These were jobs that people went back to after being forced out by the Democrats during COVID. “Unemployment has remained below 4%“ Because many stopped looking for jobs. “Inflation cut in half.” You made it SKYROCKET TO OVER 9%…
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@PeterHotez @VICE @annamerlan Good lord you are thin skinned. Just stand up for yourself and agree to debate… or admit that you’ve been a charlatan this whole time.
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@Logically_JC He did NOT try to "keep people alive." He was trying to COVER HIS TRACKS... as he was the one who authorized and funded the gain of function research that produced COVID 19. He didn't want to be known as the greatest mass murderer in world history. But we know he is.
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@krassenstein No you won't recommend solutions that will actually work. No you won't stop crying crocodile tears while you use tragedy to line your pockets. We know who you are, Krassbros.
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@NewYorkStateAG Why is the prosecutor posting publicly about a case that is in active trial? Isn’t this grounds for a mistrial? Why is she doing this? Is she trying to get disbarred? What is the @NYSBA doing about this?
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@JoeBiden Actually, the voters in Arizona did that. Trump clearly stated that he supports states’ rights. I thought you democrats liked voters and democracy… was I wrong?
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@WalshFreedom No… we DO NOT have to accept a corrupt verdict. This is America. When we see injustice we have the RIGHT and the OBLIGATION to protest and fight back against it. And we WILL do so. No one should stand down. If you care about justice - you will do everything you can to make
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@RepAdamSchiff The hilarious thing about this tweet is that Schiff would openly applaud the burning of an American flag. He has his priorities.
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@AdamKinzinger Actually, she used the hammer to destroy her phones and all evidence on them. She used a program called "Bleach Bit" to completely destroy all of the information on her email servers so it could never be retrieved... And she did this even though everything was under subpoena.
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@AaronParnas Let’s face it, everyone: poor people just aren’t responsible enough to own guns and ammunition. Certain things should only be accessible to the wealthy.
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@funder Putin never had to come up with bail money. Neither did Xi. They must be swell, upstanding guys. Either that, or they control corrupt justice systems and use them to persecute their political opponents while protecting themselves. What do you think?
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@Alphafox78 Man… what incredible restraint those officers showed. If it was me, I would not have used the taser.
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@RepAdamSchiff Dude… you lied for four years. Blatantly. You should be doing nothing but apologizing.
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@JoJoFromJerz Then why do you whine and scream so much when we force you to stop doing those things? And if you claim that you're not doing those things... I'll refer you to @libsoftiktok ... So stop the gaslighting. We see what you're doing. You can't hide it anymore.
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@JoeBiden No - you did NOT "create" any jobs. People are simply returning to the jobs that you #Democrats FORCED them out of during the pandemic.
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@JoJoFromJerz Nice try, JoJo… but it wasn’t @TuckerCarlson who lied. We all just saw it on the videos. YOU lied. The Democrats lied. The Capitol Police lied. The Jan6 committee lied. @JoeBiden lied. And we all saw it with our own eyes… you can’t gaslight us anymore.
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@funder Nice try… this is third time I’ve seen this trope today. Biden controls the DOJ. He is directly responsible for the abuse of power we are witnessing. The American people will remember, and it will NOT be a kind memory.
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@POTUS It's STILL UP 20% since you came into office. EVERYTHING is at least 20% more expensive. We are all poorer because of you.
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@ChrisDJackson If by "productive" you mean: destroyed as much of America and created as much international conflict as possible - you are most certainly right.
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@EdKrassen Come on Ed… we ALL know why more people haven’t been held accountable. The bigger question is: why aren’t more people screaming at Merrick Garland and making him explain it to us in public.
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@stclairashley @elonmusk Do not understate the risk of the over prescription of antipsychotic/antidepressants in all of this. Just about ever mass shooter of children was actively taking these medications - the correlation needs to be investigated - deeply.
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@rainnwilson How about overpaid actors?
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@PressSec @POTUS So you took money from hardworking middle class families who made good financial decisions and gave it to elitist grad student who made terrible financial decisions. Yeah… that sounds great. Just great.
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@RealSpikeCohen @CalkinsMark @POTUS Not in our names… in the names of our children and grandchildren. They are the ones who will bear the brunt of this massive debt. Biden is destroying their future.
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@RepAdamSchiff @facebook And you lied about Russian collusion over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again... But here you are.
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@POTUS Wait… you want to TAKE money from middle-class families who made good decisions and give it to grad students who made terrible financial decisions? Why on earth would you do that? Do you really hate the middle working class that much?
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@jimmykimmel @Everytown Can we also remember the number of people who's lives have been saved by guns? Why do you leftists always forget about them?
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@RepSwalwell Yes... letting people vote for the candidate they want would be the end of Democracy. Wait... what?
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The beauty of #GenZ ... they have no idea we're doing this to them. #DebtCeiling #NationalDebt #Deficit
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Sad truth.
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@GavinNewsom @GOP Some more data if anyone needs it:
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@DocOddball @JoJoFromJerz And then you have this: Source:
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@DarrigoMelanie Because the minimum wage has nothing to do with people living paycheck to paycheck. Most people earning minimum wage are teens or supplemental income earners within a family. And they often don’t stay at minimum wage long - especially if they perform well.
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@davidmweissman Yeah… they don’t have anything other than photos and documentation from Hunter’s laptop, direct testimony from multiple business partners, unexplained financial transactions, 20 mystery shell corporations, and direct testimony from Hunters closest friend. But other than that,
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@BillyBaldwin It is not without noticeable irony that a Baldwin tweeted this.
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@EdKrassen @AOC Bobulinski clearly stated that Biden is guilty of racketeering under RICO acts. That’s a pretty darn high crime.
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@robreiner According to Rob, Democracy requires that the Democrat candidate be automatically anointed to the Presidency. Yep. That's what he said.
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@cmclymer Parents who advocate for the mutilation of their own children absolutely need to be reviewed for their suitability to be caretakers. If parent advocated and enabled their child to cause significant self harm in any other way, you can be darn sure that they would be arrested.
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@davidmweissman Yes - we should censor all stories we don't want to hear.
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@GavinNewsom How is eliminating racist practices "whitewashing our nation's history?" You'd rather keep racist practices in place?
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@RepSwalwell Reported for misinformation. Per the NTSB, the regulation changes under Trump did not apply to the train in #ohio . This is solely and purely @JoeBiden and @PeteButtigieg 's disaster. This is #BidensKatrina .
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@benshapiro I can't imagine anything more degrading than forcing an athlete who just lost to listen to this patronizing drivel.
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@HillaryClinton The @GOP ALREADY passed a bill to raise the #DebtCeiling . All @JoeBiden needs to do is sign it. If he refuses to do so - the default is 100% his fault. And we know he won't, because he LOVES spending our children's future away.
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@JoeBiden Darn that Trump for giving voters the right to decide what they will accept in their communities.
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@EdKrassen Didn’t you just tweet a bunch of comments about unsubstantiated rumors about Trump? And now you flip and complain about unsubstantiated rumors? Do you really not see the double standard you use? Or do you see it and choose to ignore it?
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@mmpadellan We care very deeply about all children who are suffering from mental disorders, including body dysmorphia. We actually care so much for them that we want to protect them from adult who are seeking to carve them up like science experiments by taking advantage of these children
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@TheRabbitHole84 I hope this happens... because it will be the "bridge too far" and will mark the end of politically correct speech tyranny.
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@ChrisDJackson What the heck polls are you looking at? Check @RealClearNews
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@JoeBiden THIS IS A LIE. The @GOP ALREADY passed a bill that raises the #DebtCeiling and it doesn't cut ANY of those things. STOP LYING JOE. You cannot duck this issue forever. You are putting the nation's financial future at risk. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. SIGN THE BILL.
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@GeorgeTakei Sounds like a violent intolerant person to me. Interesting that you’re promoting violence, George.
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@AdamSchiff According to the Democrats, people voting on and selecting the candidate of their choice is a “threat to Democracy.” I think they don’t know what that word means.
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@YouthfulScrub @michaeljknowles @thedailybeast For the simple-minded, let me elucidate (that means “clarify”)(… and that means “make it easy to understand”): This would be the same as saying “Communism must be eradicated” vs. “all communists must be eradicated.” He is speaking of ideology, not individuals. @thedailybeast
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@SenatorLankford No… it does not trigger a border emergency until 5000 encounters are reached (oh… and that doesn’t include children or people coming from non contiguous nations). And are we supposed to “trust you” that those 5000+ encounters will all be refused entry? There is NOTHING in the
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@acnewsitics So you admit that this is political. But you forgot: appeals will ultimately go up to SCOTUS.
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@RepJeffries lol… gas prices are still 50% higher than under Trump. And everything else is at least 20% more expensive. And wages are the same. We are all POORER since Biden got into office.
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@bluepashminas Since when can people who've been arrested disguise their identity? You see... when you break the law, there are consequences.
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@LegendaryEnergy Mostly due to cultural behavior and the fact that they have intact families vs. millions of out-of-wedlock births and single parent child rearing.
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New strip is out! People Cookies Saga: Part 7 (What is a metaphor?) A day late - but I blame the shading... and don't worry, I almost have it all out of my system, a new storyline coming soon :) Hoping @SlackHQ won't cancel me... ;) #woke #gender #diversity #WhatIsAWoman
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@AdamKinzinger Now do the list of people who blamed Republicans and Trump for the attack. Remember when you used to pretend you were a Republican? You sure had us all fooled.
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@PeterHotez @mehdirhasan @MehdiHasanShow That a lot of tweets just to cover up the fact that you are afraid to debate in public.
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@BJacksonWrites Really? You knew you were fighting for the Pride flag? I kinda doubt it.
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@AaronParnas If we had a better leader, Russia would never have invaded Ukraine.
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@MarkHamill Yeah but he said it was caused by Nancy Pelosi. You forgot about that part.
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@JebraFaushay Give him a card back that reads: “Hey bud: You mislabeled me as a friend. I only socialize with those who live in reality. Turn over for details.” And it says the same exact thing on the other side just to create perpetual confusion :)
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@benshapiro @elonmusk Odd that this would happen in Delaware… where @JoeBiden has had incredible political influence for decades. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.
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@krassenstein Yeah.... because the left isn't a cult.
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@Victorshi2020 Has anyone ever seen an @IBM ad on X? Will anyone notice?
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@davidhogg111 Sure Dave… because that’s how the media works today… it’s totally pro-Republican.
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@DrLoupis No - it's not... you know why? Israel doesn't cut their heads off.
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@rmayemsinger Now do Hunter Biden’s dad.
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@Lukewearechange Something tells me he had larger problems than Palestine.
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@PeterHotez @jaketapper Gee - if you debated him you'd be able to point out all of these errors... and then he'd had the opportunity to argue otherwise. But you choose to just spout your drivel without giving anyone the opportunity to argue back. Power cowardice, because you know you're wrong.
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@TheRabbitHole84 Problem is: the whole point of DEI was to try to achieve equality of outcomes… In changing it, @mcuban had admitted that the fundamental basis for DEI ideology was wrong. And that is the proper conclusion.
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@RpsAgainstTrump @MeghanMcCain Because she’s really a liberal. Name some Conservative policies she supports. I’ll wait.
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@libsoftiktok I’m just shocked they had the guts to charge her. Seriously.
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@BarackObama What if their current government is made up of thieving, corrupt thugs? Should we reject any effort to overturn them? Is this what you said about Iran and Russia, too?
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@krassenstein Odd that you didn’t have similar outrage when BLM/Antifa rioters broke into homes and businesses.
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@POTUS Because your inflation has made it so they can’t afford to stay at home and care for the children.
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@Alphafox78 Freckles are cute and endearing. Freckle tattoos look like skin herpes.
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@2A_Freedom A handgun would be a little more convenient... but this is fine if you don't mind the weight.
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@POTUS The petroleum reserve is NOT supposed to be a tool to manipulate markets. It's meant to be a strategic supply in case of a global or national catastrophe. Your misuse of the reserve puts it ALL AT RISK. Thank GOD for the @GOP and @SpeakerMcCarthy .
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@BarackObama @ObamaFoundation One way to build trust: stop having the DOJ and FBI target your political opponents. That'd be a real help.
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