Repost of one of my color strips… will start getting back into it.
Fairly politically neutral… inspired by
@ThomasSowell
(who should be mandatory reading in all schools, IMO).
@AaronParnas
So you are making honest gun owners pay more because you are concerned about criminals?
Hm... and you libs keep saying that you aren't trying to punish law abiding citizens.
Guess that was a lie.
@RyanShead
Are you KIDDING ME?
@ThisIsKyleR
shot THREE THUGS who were were trying to kill him... hitting and disabling ALL of them while not injuring anyone else.
And he did this while actively retreating and under extreme duress.
He obviously was HIGHLY trained and very controlled.
@GavinNewsom
@GOP
THIS IS A LIE.
Guns aren't even CLOSE to being the
#1
killer of children.
Gavin is using a DEBUNKED story that includes 18 and 19 year old drug gang members as "children."
If you have to LIE, Gavin... your case much be very weak.
And it is.
@TheRabbitHole84
The problem is: Google doesn’t see any problem.
This is how it is supposed to work.
They’re just surprised that there are people who don’t agree with them.
@HannahDCox
Pointing out how Dylan is making a mockery of women and womanhood in order to gain TikTok viewers is not mean at all.
It is necessary.
Because Dylan’s disgusting portrayal of women as insipid, superficial dolts should offend each an every woman. It must not be tolerated.
@krassenstein
You want it back because you care more about giving power to the government than anything else.
People on the left CRAVE an all powerful government to take care of them.
You are no different. You just won’t admit it to yourself.
@MarkRuffalo
No - they just follow the Constitution rather than legislate from tbe bench.
You really don’t understand how the US government is supposed to work, do you?
By the way: what is stopping you from paying off other people’s student loans by yourself? You have money.
@MikeSington
Here's the thing about "PRIDE":
If you need to showcase it. If you need to constantly validate it. If you need to force others to acknowledge it... it isn't pride.
It's narcissism.
@JackPosobiec
We CAN expect you to act with ethics and morals, however,
@FaniforDA
..
You don’t need to be perfect… you just have to not be a sleazy crook.
@PressSec
“13.2 million jobs created.”
This is a LIE. These were jobs that people went back to after being forced out by the Democrats during COVID.
“Unemployment has remained below 4%“
Because many stopped looking for jobs.
“Inflation cut in half.”
You made it SKYROCKET TO OVER 9%…
@PeterHotez
@VICE
@annamerlan
Good lord you are thin skinned.
Just stand up for yourself and agree to debate… or admit that you’ve been a charlatan this whole time.
@Logically_JC
He did NOT try to "keep people alive."
He was trying to COVER HIS TRACKS... as he was the one who authorized and funded the gain of function research that produced COVID 19.
He didn't want to be known as the greatest mass murderer in world history.
But we know he is.
@krassenstein
No you won't recommend solutions that will actually work.
No you won't stop crying crocodile tears while you use tragedy to line your pockets.
We know who you are, Krassbros.
@NewYorkStateAG
Why is the prosecutor posting publicly about a case that is in active trial?
Isn’t this grounds for a mistrial?
Why is she doing this? Is she trying to get disbarred?
What is the
@NYSBA
doing about this?
@JoeBiden
Actually, the voters in Arizona did that.
Trump clearly stated that he supports states’ rights.
I thought you democrats liked voters and democracy… was I wrong?
@WalshFreedom
No… we DO NOT have to accept a corrupt verdict.
This is America. When we see injustice we have the RIGHT and the OBLIGATION to protest and fight back against it.
And we WILL do so.
No one should stand down. If you care about justice - you will do everything you can to make
@AdamKinzinger
Actually, she used the hammer to destroy her phones and all evidence on them.
She used a program called "Bleach Bit" to completely destroy all of the information on her email servers so it could never be retrieved...
And she did this even though everything was under subpoena.
@AaronParnas
Let’s face it, everyone: poor people just aren’t responsible enough to own guns and ammunition.
Certain things should only be accessible to the wealthy.
@funder
Putin never had to come up with bail money.
Neither did Xi.
They must be swell, upstanding guys.
Either that, or they control corrupt justice systems and use them to persecute their political opponents while protecting themselves.
What do you think?
@JoJoFromJerz
Then why do you whine and scream so much when we force you to stop doing those things?
And if you claim that you're not doing those things... I'll refer you to
@libsoftiktok
...
So stop the gaslighting. We see what you're doing. You can't hide it anymore.
@JoJoFromJerz
Nice try, JoJo… but it wasn’t
@TuckerCarlson
who lied.
We all just saw it on the videos.
YOU lied. The Democrats lied. The Capitol Police lied. The Jan6 committee lied.
@JoeBiden
lied.
And we all saw it with our own eyes… you can’t gaslight us anymore.
@funder
Nice try… this is third time I’ve seen this trope today.
Biden controls the DOJ. He is directly responsible for the abuse of power we are witnessing.
The American people will remember, and it will NOT be a kind memory.
@ChrisDJackson
If by "productive" you mean: destroyed as much of America and created as much international conflict as possible - you are most certainly right.
@EdKrassen
Come on Ed… we ALL know why more people haven’t been held accountable.
The bigger question is: why aren’t more people screaming at Merrick Garland and making him explain it to us in public.
@stclairashley
@elonmusk
Do not understate the risk of the over prescription of antipsychotic/antidepressants in all of this.
Just about ever mass shooter of children was actively taking these medications - the correlation needs to be investigated - deeply.
@PressSec
@POTUS
So you took money from hardworking middle class families who made good financial decisions and gave it to elitist grad student who made terrible financial decisions.
Yeah… that sounds great. Just great.
@RealSpikeCohen
@CalkinsMark
@POTUS
Not in our names… in the names of our children and grandchildren.
They are the ones who will bear the brunt of this massive debt. Biden is destroying their future.
@RepAdamSchiff
@facebook
And you lied about Russian collusion over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again...
But here you are.
@POTUS
Wait… you want to TAKE money from middle-class families who made good decisions and give it to grad students who made terrible financial decisions?
Why on earth would you do that?
Do you really hate the middle working class that much?
@DarrigoMelanie
Because the minimum wage has nothing to do with people living paycheck to paycheck.
Most people earning minimum wage are teens or supplemental income earners within a family.
And they often don’t stay at minimum wage long - especially if they perform well.
@davidmweissman
Yeah… they don’t have anything other than photos and documentation from Hunter’s laptop, direct testimony from multiple business partners, unexplained financial transactions, 20 mystery shell corporations, and direct testimony from Hunters closest friend.
But other than that,
@cmclymer
Parents who advocate for the mutilation of their own children absolutely need to be reviewed for their suitability to be caretakers.
If parent advocated and enabled their child to cause significant self harm in any other way, you can be darn sure that they would be arrested.
@HillaryClinton
The
@GOP
ALREADY passed a bill to raise the
#DebtCeiling
.
All
@JoeBiden
needs to do is sign it.
If he refuses to do so - the default is 100% his fault.
And we know he won't, because he LOVES spending our children's future away.
@EdKrassen
Didn’t you just tweet a bunch of comments about unsubstantiated rumors about Trump?
And now you flip and complain about unsubstantiated rumors?
Do you really not see the double standard you use?
Or do you see it and choose to ignore it?
@mmpadellan
We care very deeply about all children who are suffering from mental disorders, including body dysmorphia.
We actually care so much for them that we want to protect them from adult who are seeking to carve them up like science experiments by taking advantage of these children
@JoeBiden
THIS IS A LIE.
The
@GOP
ALREADY passed a bill that raises the
#DebtCeiling
and it doesn't cut ANY of those things.
STOP LYING JOE. You cannot duck this issue forever.
You are putting the nation's financial future at risk. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. SIGN THE BILL.
@AdamSchiff
According to the Democrats, people voting on and selecting the candidate of their choice is a “threat to Democracy.”
I think they don’t know what that word means.
@YouthfulScrub
@michaeljknowles
@thedailybeast
For the simple-minded, let me elucidate (that means “clarify”)(… and that means “make it easy to understand”):
This would be the same as saying “Communism must be eradicated” vs. “all communists must be eradicated.”
He is speaking of ideology, not individuals.
@thedailybeast
@SenatorLankford
No… it does not trigger a border emergency until 5000 encounters are reached (oh… and that doesn’t include children or people coming from non contiguous nations).
And are we supposed to “trust you” that those 5000+ encounters will all be refused entry?
There is NOTHING in the
@RepJeffries
lol… gas prices are still 50% higher than under Trump.
And everything else is at least 20% more expensive.
And wages are the same.
We are all POORER since Biden got into office.
@LegendaryEnergy
Mostly due to cultural behavior and the fact that they have intact families vs. millions of out-of-wedlock births and single parent child rearing.
New strip is out! People Cookies Saga: Part 7 (What is a metaphor?)
A day late - but I blame the shading... and don't worry, I almost have it all out of my system, a new storyline coming soon :)
Hoping
@SlackHQ
won't cancel me... ;)
#woke
#gender
#diversity
#WhatIsAWoman
@AdamKinzinger
Now do the list of people who blamed Republicans and Trump for the attack.
Remember when you used to pretend you were a Republican? You sure had us all fooled.
@JebraFaushay
Give him a card back that reads:
“Hey bud:
You mislabeled me as a friend. I only socialize with those who live in reality.
Turn over for details.”
And it says the same exact thing on the other side just to create perpetual confusion :)
@benshapiro
@elonmusk
Odd that this would happen in Delaware… where
@JoeBiden
has had incredible political influence for decades.
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.
@PeterHotez
@jaketapper
Gee - if you debated him you'd be able to point out all of these errors... and then he'd had the opportunity to argue otherwise.
But you choose to just spout your drivel without giving anyone the opportunity to argue back.
Power cowardice, because you know you're wrong.
@TheRabbitHole84
Problem is: the whole point of DEI was to try to achieve equality of outcomes…
In changing it,
@mcuban
had admitted that the fundamental basis for DEI ideology was wrong.
And that is the proper conclusion.
@BarackObama
What if their current government is made up of thieving, corrupt thugs?
Should we reject any effort to overturn them?
Is this what you said about Iran and Russia, too?
@POTUS
The petroleum reserve is NOT supposed to be a tool to manipulate markets.
It's meant to be a strategic supply in case of a global or national catastrophe.
Your misuse of the reserve puts it ALL AT RISK.
Thank GOD for the
@GOP
and
@SpeakerMcCarthy
.