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Randi Mayem Singer

2 months

An egg is not a chicken. A seed is not a flower. An embryo is not a baby. Your religion is not my religion. My body is not your body.

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Randi Mayem Singer

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4 years

BREAKING: Man who thinks a mask makes him look weak is now hiding in a bunker.

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3 years

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever watched Donald lose Georgia TWICE?

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Rosa Parks was not protesting the bus. Gandhi was not protesting the food. Players are not protesting the anthem. It's the injustice, stupid

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It's OFFICIAL #WomensMarchOnWashington is biggest inaugural protest in HISTORY. Sorry Mr. Trump, THIS is what a populist movement looks like

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1 year

Elon Musk cannot handle being properly schooled. A tragedy in three acts:

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4 years

We have to make it harder to become a police officer and easier to be a black man.

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4 years

Donald has now officially done more to stop Tik Tok than he's done to stop Covid 19.

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3 years

Let this sink in: We cannot trust Capitol Police to protect Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

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5 years

Weird how the "if you don't like it, you can leave" people didn't leave when Obama was president.

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3 years

This is where the My Pillow guy could actually help America:

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5 years

"The Jews are not loyal to the state." — Adolf Hitler "Any Jew that votes Democrat is disloyal." — Donald Trump

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7 years

Hilary Clinton could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and do nothing, and they would say she shot somebody.

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4 years

BREAKING: 74 year old man experiences first time suffering consequences for his actions.

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3 years

You know things are a mess when America needs Georgia to save us from Kentucky.

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2 years

If women who use Plan B abortion pills are murderers, so is every guy who jacks off.

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3 years

Having Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley on the Senate jury for Trump's impeachment trial is like having the lookout guy and the getaway driver on the jury for the bank robber.

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4 years

He was only supposed to kill one guy in the middle of Fifth Avenue. Not 200 thousand across America.

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2 years

So I guess Ghislaine Maxwell sex-trafficked all those girls to... no men?

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4 years

Barack Obama never had to hide in a bunker.

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4 years

HIM: Tell me your biggest fantasy. ME: An historical landslide so massive, it's over Nov. 3 before bedtime.

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3 years

I have a feeling Mount Rushmore is off the table.

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Brad Raffensberger is a rare combo of things right now: A Republican and a patriot. He got Trump's criminal activity on tape and released it himself. Where are the rest of you? History is watching.

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6 years

Most women in history to reject one man. #WomensMarch2018

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2 years

I'm a Jew. I hear I can replace people. I'd like to replace Tucker Carlson, Jim Jordan and Kanye for starters. Who do I call?

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5 years

If only Mike Pence could muster the same fake outrage over kids in cages as he does over kneeling football players

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4 years

It really comes down to that vs. this.

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5 years

If Brett Kavanaugh gets to be on the Supreme Court for the rest of his life, l'm totally cool with him having to hear his disgusting past investigated and condemned for the rest of his life.

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3 months

Cool. Now do Kyle Rittenhouse's mom.

CBS News

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3 months

BREAKING: A Michigan jury has found Jennifer Crumbley, the mother of the Oxford High School shooter, guilty of all four counts of involuntary manslaughter.

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BREAKING: The president is refusing to be impeached on grounds that if he were impeached, then he would be impeached.

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3 years

BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr., who recently said Covid cases were "almost nothing" is now himself officially... nothing.

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5 years

Because a lot of things suck right now, please enjoy these lions' amazing reaction seeing woman who hand-reared them... for the first time in seven years.

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3 years

Just took a dive into foreign news coverage. No punches pulled: they're calling it a coup attempt, incited by our president. And they're watching to see if we treat it as such.

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2 years

I have news for people who say: "nobody wants World War III." Nobody wanted the first two either.

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3 years

We live in a world where Britney Spears has people controlling her uterus, but Bill Cosby is free. Got it.

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3 years

Any elected official who treated Covid like a hoax belongs at the BACK of the vaccine line, not the front.

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2 years

Hey media. Stop using their framing. Stop saying the GOP is about preserving gun "rights." They are about preserving gun SALES.

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3 years

Georgia, please save America from Kentucky. Thank you.

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4 years

DeJoy and his wife have between $30.1M and $75.3M in assets in private USPS competitors. Hmmmm. I wonder why he'd be willing to destroy the USPS.

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This is Louis DeJoy. He is the huge Trump DONOR who Trump made the Postmaster General of the United States. He is trying to DESTROY the US Postal Service to help Trump steal an election. We need to make him famous.

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Randi Mayem Singer

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4 years

If Biden doesn't get 15% of the vote in CA, Bernie will get all of our delegates. I'm now happily voting for Biden. I will always love you, Elizabeth and Amy, but I hate Donald Trump even more.

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5 years

OMG, we are desensitized to the sound of it, in his voice. But when you READ it, the unfathomable illiteracy, the crutch of banal repetition, the lack of a single complex thought, let alone anything beyond a third grade sentence... it all SCREAMS at you.

Transcript: ABC News' George Stephanopoulos' exclusive interview with President Trump

Below are the unedited transcripts of the president’s exclusive interview with ABC News from "The Beast," the walk to and in the Oval Office and the Rose Garden.

abcnews.go.com

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5 years

I'm tired of people telling me I haven't gotten over Hillary losing when they still haven't gotten over Robert E. Lee and Hitler losing.

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This photo of Mike Pence and Lindsey Graham witnessing the concentration camps just before they praised the concentration camp staff will not fare well through the lens of history.

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2 years

BREAKING: Pete Arrendondo, the Uvalde police chief who told officers NOT to enter the classroom—while the gunman was still shooting and children were bleeding out—was SECRETLY sworn into Uvalde's City Council tonight. While avoiding all questions and engaged in a cover up. WTAF.

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So weird how NY Governor Cuomo only gives useful and true information, and when he's done, there's no parade of sycophants to praise what a great job he's doing.

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OMG Adam Frisch just called Boebert's politics "Angertainment," and it's so perfect for all the magas.

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6 years

Mitch McConnell just stood on the Senate floor and called the women accusing Brett Kavanaugh liars. Somewhere in America a young woman was just sexually attacked. She hears him loud and clear. Vote.

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5 years

2019, more like this please.

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2 years

Next Fox News is gonna tell us this 18-year-old drove to Buffalo to protect local businesses.

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6 years

Yeah, the Founding Fathers wanted people to be allowed to own guns. But they also wanted people to be allowed to own people, so maybe all their ideas weren't perfect.

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4 years

HE TOOK A JOY RIDE TO WAVE AT PEOPLE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH Donald Trump?

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5 years

We are literally one decent detention camp employee with a cell phone camera away from bringing down this administration.

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2 years

We have to make it harder to be a gun owner and easier to be a 4th grader.

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6 years

Dear @Oprah , Instead of running for POTUS, could you please buy Fox News? Thank you! --America

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4 years

Thread about Florida. Trump MUST win Florida, period. No model has him losing Florida and winning 270 electoral votes. None. And if Biden wins Floria by enough for the networks to call it for him election night, Democracy is saved. On Nov. 3! So what can we all do? Read on.

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Donald Trump is what happens when you don't discipline a toddler until age 77.

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Donald Trump could rape a woman in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose supporters.

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1 year

If the polls weren't accurate, why the hell should we believe the approval rating?

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6 years

I just heard a guy say "I got out of the Republican party." He said "got out of," like it was a cult. Which it is now. Get out.

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5 years

Behind every fraud of a man there is a great woman who knows how to belittle him without him even realizing it.

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Open message to Brett Kavanaugh: For as long as you remain on the Supreme Court, even if it's until the day you die, your past will haunt, discredit and disgrace you. Signed, The Majority of Americans

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6 years

Here's a handy guide Attacks on their looks: “bleeding badly from a facelift” “fat pig” "dog" "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that?" --DJT NOT an attack on her looks: "Sarah Sanders burns facts and uses the ashes to create her perfect smokey eyes.” --Michelle Wolf

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6 years

Those who make knock-off designer shoes in Chinese sweat shops with child labor should not quote Chinese proverbs.

Ivanka Trump

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“Those who say it can not be done, should not interrupt those doing it.” -Chinese Proverb

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3 years

Wait, we could've just screamed and sued and dripped hair dye until Hillary was president?!

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Maybe we just require vaccination to buy a gun?

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Imagine any other former President's adult children subpoena'd and refusing to comply. Change the last name to Clinton, Obama, Bush, and it's a huge story. But in this universe... just another day.

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4 years

Why shoot one guy in the middle of 5th Avenue when you can let Putin shoot American soldiers anywhere he wants?

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5 years

I just accidentally said "love you" before hanging up with the Verizon guy and now I want to die.

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5 years

Tulsi Gabbard is the Sarah Palin of Michele Bachmanns.

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Tulsi Gabbard appears on Hannity and criticizes the impeachment inquiry process by saying she doesn’t know what’s going on behind closed doors and that she wants transparency

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Don't spread the virus. Spread this video.

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3 years

He died doing what he loved. Owning the libs and not having worms.

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Trump's not even bothering to campaign for a second term anymore. His entire messaging is that the election will be "rigged." So he's not running against Joe Biden. He's literally running against the election. He's running against Democracy itself.

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MSNBC friend: We in media have blood on our hands. Treated him like a legit candidate, which he isn't & her like a criminal, which she isn't

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You know what would really MAGA? Keeping the Dreamers and deporting the Nazis.

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I'm beyond grateful to John McCain, but can't help but marvel that not purposefully killing Americans is the new heroism.

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But there's something different about them. I can't put my finger on it.

Rep. Ilhan Omar Has Been A U.S. Citizen Longer Than Melania Trump

Donald Trump presumably doesn't question his wife's right to criticize her adopted country.

www.huffpost.com

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6 years

Please can it be a porn star and a guy named Pecker who bring the pussy grabber down?

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2 years

Is it weird that Will Smith's punishment for slapping an Oscar presenter is harsher than... well, anyone's... for violently attempting to overthrow the US government?

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Republicans only like it when Brett Kavanaugh's debt is forgiven.

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Lindsey Graham being a juror on Trump's Senate trial is like is like Squeaky Fromme being a juror on Charles Manson's trial.

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He doesn't know the difference between HPV & HIV He doesn't know the difference between the debt & deficit He doesn't know the difference between climate & weather He doesn't know the difference between Frederick Douglass & ?? some other black guy who's alive He's a fucking moron

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Blaming all Muslims for one attack is like blaming all blondes for Ann Coulter.

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Ten dead in the Buffalo, NY mass shooting, but no fertilized eggs or embryos were harmed so it's all cool with the GOP.

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SCOTUS: "America's lost so much respect for us." Secret Service: "Hold our beer, Brett."

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My mom lives in a nursing home. Neither she nor her amazing caregivers have yet to be vaccinated. Yet mask-refusing science-denying, superspreader-attending Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio, Mike Pence, Matt Gaetz have had THEIRS? Know what they are? They're fuckers.

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Trump just said: "Nancy Pelosi as far as I’m concerned is no longer the Speaker of the House.” So... Donald Trump as far I'm concerned is no longer President of the United States.

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Turns out Donald Trump could kill a 7 year old girl named Jakelin 3,000 miles away from Fifth Avenue and none of his supporters would care.

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"Impeachment 2" looks even better than the original.

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4 years

Holy fucking shit, America. Why aren't you LISTENING?

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Trump suggests he'd like to model American criminal law on drug dealing on authoritarian systems like China, where dealers are executed: "Countries with a powerful death penalty, with a fair but quick trial, they have very little if any drug problem. That includes China."

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Russia, if you're listening, I hope you’re able to find Donald Trump's SAT scores that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.

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4 years

How long until Trump claims he was just "inspecting" the stadium?

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Dear Steve Bannon, if you leak the pee tape or the n-word tape via Breitbart, we all promise to stop photoshopping extra sores on your face.

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For the first time in US history, a president will be jealous of the Thanksgiving turkey he pardons.

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It’s gonna be okay, you guys. They’ll just 3D print thoughts and prayers.

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You just know Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star being smashed to bits bothers him a zillion times more than children still separated from their parents.

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I want this photo in every Democratic ad for the 2020 election. Every. Single. One.

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These folks are waiting in line to vote today, they're still about 1/3 of a mile away from their polling location.

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SCOTUS overturned Roe v Wade because the word "abortion" isn't in the the document that said black people were 3/5's of a person? Gotcha.

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If Al Franken and Katie Hill are forced to resign but Marjorie Taylor Greene gets to keep her job, we are one fucked up country.

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@Jim_Jordan So two things, you pedophile-enabling stooge hack dickdrip of middling intellect: One, schools, universities and government agencies have been mandating vaccines for decades. Two, inciting insurrection against the US government is un-American. What else you got?

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That first impeachment over Trump's extortion of Ukraine was SO MUCH more important than we even knew.

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