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@penaldo_pionel @BjornIronSkull it doesn't feel hotter you are just culturally not adapted to it.

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@waddledeeplays @JournosPostLs Outside of the US literally no one cares.

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@adcock_brett Hey dude if you reward people for staying they stay, if you reward people to job hop they job hop. Stop blaming workers for following incentives.

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@Duderichy My kids school sends out emails weekly complaining about absenteeism and kids not turning in their homework. Shutting school down for a year made a lot of kids see it as not a serious thing. Optional.

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@memeticsisyphus I grew up near the Amish and Mennonites. They have entire schools for the number of "special" kids they produce. This is one of those airplane hit memes in action.

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@dom_lucre

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@Halalcoholism A lot of these people are just mad at anyone dating at all.

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@thepieman84 @WomenPostingLs She was 100% looking for an excuse to hook up with that ex.

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@TheKavernacle It's explicitly spelled out in the tabletop game lore, you're just too ideologically captured to accept it.

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@lporiginalg You should get angry at your mother, that's what you should do.

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@GreenTextRepost He impulsively acted and was trying to hide evidence. There was no plan.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 No one ever has considered carpentry unskilled labor.

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@newdayspiderman @dyingscribe She slapped his fingers lol

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@chadbrit97 @penaldo_pionel @BjornIronSkull Your smarmy attitude drove me to Google just to poke you in the eye, to be frank.

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@iamyesyouareno "Gave complement" You don't hate journalists enough

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@MomsPostingLs "Why can't we pray about it and invite God to our house?" Because you invited someone else to your vagina.

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2 months

@FruitOfTheLoom It's weird how you guys lie about this for no discernable reason.

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@eigenrobot Other tigers.

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8 months

@AltHistCody Some people think oil is effectively infinite, produced by geologic processes independent of life, and there's oceans of it deep underground

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11 months

@chadbrit97 @penaldo_pionel @BjornIronSkull How you build houses is cultural. I also recommend you seach relative insulation values in average homes in the US vs in the UK. US averages double the standards in the UK. 4.0503 in RSI. US walls have dead air spaces filled with insulation while UK walls tend to be solid.

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@ellegist @StnlssStlRt In what way is it not? This is absurd.

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@thechosenberg "Dog parents" are a really glaring sign of cultural failure.

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1 year

@gr4ysonw4yne @DelusionPosting Aragorn's does too. He's part Dúnedain and so is tall with dark hair, Grey eyes, and fair skin.

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@Philosophymeme0 "I hate my dad and my mom's boyfriend."

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@spicebae_ He's recording her for his own safety and the safety of thr child.

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@DelusionPosting Hitler was a vegetarian and strongly believed in the humane treatment of animals.

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@Metro203319 @BigDickBarclay @420Borg Gay ex-president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association blacklisted him for not letting him grope. Had back injuries, divorced from an evil woman who took everything, etc. 2007-2018 were pretty shitty for him.

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@Grummz There's been a resounding call from the whole industry for the last few years: "If you don't like it don't buy our games." I listened, did you?

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@SamTLevin Poor kid was just trying to attack a cop with a shovel.

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@thechosenberg They have seen what the rewards are for sacrificing your life on the altar of success and they passed. Right or wrong they are likely deliberately this way.

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1 year

@migkwh @fuckcarsls No, we've seen it we just don't want to live it.

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5 months

@thechosenberg Dating sucks and isn't fun for guys. It's become a hybrid between a gauntlet to run and a job interview.

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@WomenPostingLs I'm guessing she has unrealistically high standards or an awful personality.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 It sounds super dumb but prepping for my day the night before. Making the morning rush as easy as possible is so beneficial.

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@ClownWorld_ Fatherless dumpster

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@LoFiRepublican You married an ... Adult Woman? WTF

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@Chigagigga @wigger If Plankton shoots missiles at Thr Krusty Krab it's apparently bad if Mr Krabs fights back.

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@nursekelsey Yeah, famously Europe is free of myths about monsters.

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@oneirossandman Bro knows what's what.

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@SuspectFed What racist says "Non-whites"? Like come on.

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@MKatorin They want to feel victimized as a class but not personally. Victim status is powerful in modern America because if you are a victim the whole society owes you.

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@pjmaciak I'm waiting for Duncan Idaho to start ranting about lesbians in one of the movies.

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@staymighty "Bestselling" Hmmmmmm

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@goofxist Nah this is like an inner inner core.

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@MedGold_ She's an escort.

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@SuperULTRAmart @ShitpostGate Cop got caught getting fucked by every other cop on the force.

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@thekitze I'm glad he's kept his integrity.

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@reddit_lies This reminds me of the Shane Gillis bit about how all Downs syndrome guys are straight.

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@IamSean90 @AnaKasparian "How did these laws get passed?" YOU ELECTED THESE PEOPLE

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@unusual_whales That'll help those 500k and hurt literally everyone else.

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@DelusionPosting They castrated them.

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@BlackPepperPork @waddledeeplays @JournosPostLs You are offended by the CSA battle flag? What about the rising sun flag? Actual Australians were tortured and killed by the Japanese in WWII. Selective outrage rings hollow as fuck.

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@overdramatique Oh some knew already. Now the people in denial can see you for what you are and what you want and maybe be more prepared.

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3 months

@NateSilver538 That reflexive assumption that people are exaggerating how bad things are is what has gotten us here.

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@ShitpostGate If anything that's pro-semetic

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@TLaverty15 @gr4ysonw4yne @DelusionPosting It affects it as much as black panther

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@greentexts_bot Learn from the failure of your mother.

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@spellgage Duncan Idaho: "Why are all these Lesbians all up in this shit?"

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@weirddalle Nepo liked it stanky.

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@dyingscribe Dude could smell colors before, fuuuck

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@upstatefederlst Their body language too. Look at how they move their eyes.

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@DelusionPosting ...what? How would her legs work?

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@nikicaga You understand what countries are, right?

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@spiderkie94 Another one of these stories. Yasuke (弥助 or 弥介) was a man of African origin who came to Japan in the Sengoku period and became a retainer in the household of Oda Nobunaga.

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@cenkuygur He's on tape calling non-muslims "animals".

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@hayasaka_aryan The best part is she was hired by her husband and there was a team of 30 men whose work she gets credit for.

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@BIPOCracism @LewisHamilton Why are half-black people always the most vocal racists?

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@lporiginalg Anyone who has been with enough women knows that, even though some are ashamed, a very large number of women like rough handling. They hide it or rationalize it sometimes but it is a deeply physical response. Something animal.

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@jtbthought CACFP, SNAP, and WIC are just 3 federal programs to provide formula to parents who need it. WIC alone was $6 Billion last year. People who steal formula resell it.

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@PstafarianPrice We love our wives.

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@memeticsisyphus @TheBigRichelieu You can't stand next to leaking pipes and say "I think we made progress" and still get paid.

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@fatfabfeminist In inflation adjusted dollars this would cost like $5k.

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@InternetH0F I would bet $$$ that this girl keeps track of everything her boyfriend ever posts or likes and isn't afraid to weaponize it against him.

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@bruce_arthur @espn This is exactly what Kimmel did to Trump about the "Russian collusion" farce.

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@AltHistoryHub Anyone not saying Eastern half is just lying to themselves.

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@greentexts_bot The power mods will survive and they are the problem.

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@ettingermentum They moved it to Pennsylvania.

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@MarmotRespecter "It MUST be his fault."

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@MattWallace888 @elonmusk It was already adjusted for inflation. Every time this is posted you get a smart guy like you who didn't actually read the infographic.

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@libertycappy When Americans adapt food for local tastes and ingredients: ABOMINATION!!!! When literally any other nationality adapts food for local tastes and ingredients: Delish! What a resourceful and vibrant culture!!😍 Food culture evolves everywhere. Cope, etc.

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@lporiginalg No one likes humiliation or being seen as "creepy".

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@embiidmvp202_ @4chan_green Trying to date people from work is asking for trouble.

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@Nexuist Graphite dust is a fire risk in microgravity.

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@KILLTOPARTY Grandpa Simpson won a house in a shady gameshow in the 50's and he sold it to buy the Simpsons house on the condition they don't send him to a retirement home. Homer sent him to a retirement home.

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@AlexXX____XX @iamyesyouareno There's a whole class of young women who have parasocial relationships with themselves. They experience their lives through what they record and the narratives they cultivate for validation. It's like narcissism+.

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@ellegist You cool with guys getting paternity tests for their children, just in case? Or perhaps if he did it in secret like she did?

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@alanpoasting He's not attractive.

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@db_witch Meh, looks like plastic wrap.

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@SuspectFed There are SO MANY on here, it's like it's own category.

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@DelusionPosting The UK on average arrests 10 people a day for "offensive speech".

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@WomenPostingLs She looks like meth head flavored ramen.

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@eyeslasho Yeah but I bet the 53% is a drastically lower number than the 6%.

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@gaschambergreg @ellegist @StnlssStlRt I asked her if she would feel the same if the wife discovered her husband did a secret paternity test on the kid, you know, just in case.

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@coldhealing You have to suck at something first before you can be good at it. I have done Duolingo with my kids for about a year and we have picked up 2000 or so words, we all can understand other people speaking basic sentences, and can speak to eachother. The goal is basic competence.

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@AJA_Cortes Her peer group did this 100%.

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@benshotonfilm I don't think he would, he was crazy about her.

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@s8n You have to participate in your survival, sorry.

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@skull_measurer In one of the interviews they said it's airgapped.

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@Nothennyfr "IT'S COMING, YOU MUST FLEE THE EARTH, YOU HAVE 50 YEARS." Figure that'll get us moving off-planet.

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@unusual_whales The carnage that's coming for the budgets of every major US city is going to be unbelievable.

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