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The dude from those movies you used to watch. New York Times Best Selling author. Host of Drinkin’ Bros Podcast and Ross Patterson Revolution Podcast.

Wherever booze is served...
Joined August 2011
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Street Gonzo with @garyrfaust Episode 9 live in Detroit is here. Tonight's topic, "Is Detroit Back?"
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Is it weird that this trial actually makes me love Johnny Depp as a person even more? Dude is low key hilarious. #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard
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Angel Reese is an insufferable asshole, same as Draymond Green. After tonight’s loss she will fly home on a private jet that was provided to her by Caitlyn Clark. The only reason we’re watching this shit is for her. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Angel Reese hopping off the bench to throw a parade for Caitlin Clark’s murder is crazy lollll
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Today, Brian Windhorst finally became president.
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I love how Bob Huggins hates Rex Chapman as much as we hate Rex Chapman. 😂😂
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@SenSanders @IlhanMN Some people did some things, Bernie. Nothing more.
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@PopBase I wish Olivia Wilde was faithful to Jason Sudekis.
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Not a fucking word from you @AOC . You called for violence, you got it.
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@chrissyteigen Baby Jessica was stuck in that fucking well longer than you could stay off Twitter. Jesus.
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@AB84 Should have tweeted this instead. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@Reese10Angel The Biden’s are a joke what did you expect?
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@latimes It’s wild watching the death of journalism in real time.
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@WhiteHouse The vaccine was already out. How is this tweet not disinformation?
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@WajahatAli Then go hide under the fucking covers, because this world is too big for you.
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@JoJoFromJerz Dear Jojo, according to Don Lemon on CNN you are way past your prime. Google it.
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@naomiosaka In all sincerity, there’s probably no need to be a professional athlete then. Press is a part of the process due to the massive winnings that are awarded. There’s plenty of opportunities at the local level and teaching that don’t require daily press conferences. Good luck!
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@amyklobuchar Sounds like you’re worried about the government’s emails regarding Fauci and Twitter.
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@stephenasmith All of us @Drinkin_Bros will fly you down first class, put you up at the Four Seasons, take you to the border with our BORTAC friends so you can actually see it, and then we can discuss with an educated opinion on our show? Deal?
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@PageSix “Pugh and Gooch” is the 70’s cop drama we’ve craved.
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@POTUS Spending more than half a trillion dollars to curb inflation? Sure. What could go wrong?
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@evanrosskatz Congrats, you just made me buy the damn book. 🤦‍♂️
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Dear @elonmusk , if a politician is on this platform, they shouldn’t be able to turn off comments. Have them see the feedback for the choices they believe in regardless of party affiliation. Thanks. 🙏🏻
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@AaronParnas I have a feeling you’ll be reminded of this tweet.
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@RepJasonCrow You pandering fuck. How about everyone who voted for this bill donates their salaries to cover it instead of us?
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@SpeakerPelosi @BrownUniversity Is your husband driving?
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@BarstoolAlabama Some might say he’s the OJ Simpson of basketball.
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@POTUS Sounds like we’re in the actual war.
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@RealJayWilliams @FirstTake I want Joe Biden to do the same.
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@RBReich Anything to get you off this platform, we’re all for.
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Imagine if US Congress gave a shit about our own country and military the same way they did about Ukraine? We can’t even provide the same amount of money to protect our own border that we have given to Zelenskyy for his. Insanity.
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@keithedwards 2 gays fucking is hardly an assassination attempt.
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@RevRayCistman The toxicology report said it.
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@andrewcuomo We cancelled the guy who lied about killing 9,000 senior citizens to secure a 5.1 million dollar book deal, which was you.
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@ceparmele I shouldn't have read this super high. Holy shit.
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@jacksonhinklle Looks like they didn’t use it for food and medicine.
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Betty White dying on New Year’s Eve sums up how shitty this year has been. RIP. 🥲
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Heroes! 🇺🇸
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We sent the brave brothers of Pi Kappa Phi at UNC Chapel Hill 20 cases of @hardafseltzer today to thank them for restoring the American flag on campus and taking down the protesters flag. Cheers boys! 🇺🇸
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Thanks for the shout out @joerogan on the show today with @TimJDillon !👊
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@Ihartitz This pass bounced off a dude’s head. WTF?
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LEGEND🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Elon Musk
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I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery
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@InfraHaz If he was so great he’d still be alive
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Elon Musk is a legend for this exchange back in the day. #twittersold
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@BetoORourke I forgot you were alive until this moronic post, Robert.
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Democrats need to endorse Jimmy Carter immediately.
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Tanned. Rested. Ready.
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@RepSwalwell Serious question, when you got caught fucking a Chinese spy, what happened to you legally?
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America is back! RFK and Trump unite the country as Kennedy comes out like it’s #SmackDown 😂😂
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@tompetty I’m sad to hear of your passing too, Tom.
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@KamalaHarris I’ll take the past grocery bills, gas bills, immigration policies, housing costs, and lower crime rate. I’d love to go back.
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@SpiritofLenin He put all gay people in labor camps. True fucking hero. Wear your t-shirt though. 🤦‍♂️
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@bertkreischer @riteaid Voting has consequences. It REALLY fucking matters.
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Time to open up the doors of the Vatican, Pope. Be the change you want to see. They’re all God’s children right?
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Jimmy Carter will outlive Bill Clinton and Joe Biden.
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I think I eclipsed too hard today. 🌘 #EclipseSolar2024 #Eclipse2024 #totality
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@mcuban Trump would mop you in a debate. If you really gave a shit about this country you would run. You have the money. You have the time. Instead, you use Elon Musk’s platform to talk shit about things you’ll never do.
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I wish Joe Rogan would tell these people to fuck off. He has more power than mainstream media and that scares them. I support @joerogan .
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Fun show today! 👊
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Banger of a show today with @TulsiGabbard joining us! YouTube show is live now.
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@wstgoat7 No one even thinks about the Sixers let alone one game. Win something.
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@GavinNewsom This is the singular worst lie someone has posted on this platform.
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“5 shots couldn’t stop me, I took it and smiled.” ~ President Trump
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@RepSwalwell You got caught fucking a Chinese spy and are still a representative for the US government. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL THERE???
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President Harris is inevitable at this point. Biden said he had cancer yesterday, today he has Covid. He fell off a bike 2 weeks ago. It feels like he’s a character in Final Destination. 🧑‍🦽 #bidenhascovid
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@TonyGonzales4TX Tony, you just voted to fund Ukraine before our own border. You're not even American at this point, let alone a Texan.
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@SpeakerPelosi Fuck you. Your gay husband having a lovers quarrel with another man in his underwear isn’t the same as an assaination attempt from someone with a long rifle you fucking cunt. Disgraceful.
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@JustLuai If it was your country that you cared about you would go back and help instead of tweeting about it.
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The beauty of live tv tonight😂😂
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“Drinkin' Bros podcast hosts Dan Hollaway and Ross Patterson react to Boston Mayor Michelle Wu drawing criticism for an 'Electeds of Color Holiday Party' email blast on 'Jesse Watters Primetime.'”
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Helen Keller Vs Nightwolves full movie HD. This is what Twitter was really made for. Enjoy.
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@pdoocy @jrpsaki If you guys end up having a baby, it would be the rom-com of the century.
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This is the Harambe moment for NYC. Let it fucking burn now. You don’t attack Buscemi. 🤌
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‘Boardwalk Empire’ star Steve Buscemi punched by maniac in random NYC attack
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@JohnCornyn You want to tell us Texas residents why you just signed a bill to fund Ukraine and Israel for $85Billion today, but won’t do jack shit for our border, rising property taxes, or ERCOT? You’re a fucking worthless coward.
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I didn’t have Aurora, Colorado being taken over by Venezuela gangs but here we are. This is America. 🤦‍♂️
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Vicente Arenas
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NEW VIDEO armed group at troubled #aurora #colorado apartment complex now home to many migrants. Councilmember @DaniJurinsky says gangs have taken over the complex @KDVR @AuroraPD
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Mike DeWine and all these old fucks need to be voted out. When your header is “I stand with Ukraine” and you vote against actual women playing in women’s sports, you need to be relieved of your duties. I don’t give a shit about which party you’re in. Bye.
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@BillyBaldwin And Biden. His classified docs were in his garage and 7 other locations. Prosecute both or don’t prosecute at all. Same with your brother Alec, when is his murder trial starting?
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@stephenasmith Race doesn’t matter, just talent. You are living proof of that. Half of your ESPN colleagues are being ruthlessly fired by Disney execs right now, some of the greatest in sports history, so they can afford you— a black man. Times have changed.
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Waste Management box on hole 16 lives up to the hype. So does this dickbroom on my face.⛳️
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I’m rooting for the Chiefs, my wife is rooting for Rihanna. Gorgeous day here in Arizona. No need to stand under my umbrella ella ella… I’ll see myself out. 🤦‍♂️ #SuperBowl
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Vivek was the only person to predict this outcome and it was 8 months ago. Wild.
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My message to the Democrat Party: End this farce that Joe Biden is going to be your nominee – he’s not even the President of the United States – he’s a puppet for the managerial class. He should step aside & end his candidacy now.
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@SenatorRomney Mitt, do you stay in the room when your wife cucks you, or do you watch on a baby monitor from a different room?
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Doing my part on Juneteenth. 😂😂
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We ended racism last night at Red Lobster on Juneteenth. ✊🏿
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@RubinReport @elonmusk @catturd2 Twitter’s biggest problems in order: 1. Bots. 2. Shadowbans. 3. “Hatred” algorithms that force you to see content you purposely dislike that causes you to interact.
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@JoJoFromJerz They have no where to stay here and freezing in Texas too. What’s your address since you’re willing to help?
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One of these people were actually there. #AOClied
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I would like to publicly apologize for my behavior at the 7pm screening of “Fast X” at Evo Cinemas in Austin, Texas tonight. I was unaware that I hurled out the word “family” in excess of 30+ times toward the screen in a shitty Vin Diesel voice. For that, I am truly sorry. To
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It's wild to see Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Rachel Maddow, The View, etc. dunk on Tucker Carlson's firing. His 2 minute video just got more views than all of their nightly ratings COMBINED. Network talkshows are dead.
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Good evening
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Weird that yet another “single ticket Powerball winner” was won yet again in California. That’s a lot of tax dollars magically going to the same place over and over @PowerballUSA . 🤦‍♂️
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@elonmusk @bennyjohnson Does this guy get banned from Twitter now? 😂😂
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Dear @elonmusk , since you took over Twitter, this is the most fun I’ve ever had on this app. 99% of the people bashing you would never have the courage to start a business, let alone acquire one and try to improve it. From one business owner to another, cheers! @hardafseltzer
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@CalltoActivism Obamacare. One awful decision can fuck up an entire presidency. Bush was Iraq. No one was really mad Trump and Clinton were getting their dicks sucked, because financially the country was rolling.
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It’s #OpeningDay and we’re amped that @hardafseltzer is the Official Hard Seltzer of the Miami Marlins! #Marlins
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@DGComedy Just like that dude who got 150 yards from the President and tried to assassinate him. Interesting you said nothing then about someone being "allowed to get that close."
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Maserati Marv and Honda McCord. Imagine if Marvin Harrison Jr had a real QB?
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@richardmarx You told my Aunt to suck your dick backstage at a show in 1987 at the Ohio Center, “because wouldn’t that be a cool story to tell your friends?” Now you want to talk about politics and moral high grounds? I’m not even mad about the beej hombre. Chill on the hacky political posts.
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@PeteButtigieg Has a President ever quit 100 days before an election? Has a Secretary of Transportation ever taken a 5 month paternity leave? That’s actual weakness.
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@DezBryant @stephenasmith @ShannonSharpe Because she’s an unlikabke bitch. Draymond Green is a great player and everyone hates him too.
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WE'RE LIVE.
@Drinkin_Bros
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Trump Assassination Attempt Breakdown With Tim Kennedy And Rob O'Neill - Drinkin' Bros Podcast Episode 1376
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Threw out the first pitch of the Yankees/Marlins game. Slider low and away. Thank God it hit the mitt. 😂😂 @hardafseltzer
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Watching Russell Brand destroy this wet turd John Heileman is why podcast hosts have destroyed cable news ratings. They’re all full of shit on tv because they’re paid to say it.
@TheChiefNerd
Chief Nerd
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Russell Brand Calls Out MSNBC's Hypocrisy on COVID "Do you want an example? The ludicrous, outrageous criticisms of Joe Rogan around Ivermectin deliberately referring to it as a horse medicine when they know it's an effective medicine!" @rustyrockets @billmaher @joerogan
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Trevor Noah opening up with Trump jokes 2 years after he’s out of office. Award shows are dead. Can we just get Ricky Gervais to host everything?🤦‍♂️ #GRAMMYs
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Amazing game tonight in South Bend. Wow. 👀 #OhioState
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Today’s going to be the wildest show ever!
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Trey Witzell
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Found @StJamesStJames stolen @Ford Raptor, but @SanAntonioPD didn’t want to dispatch an officer to the area. They advised me not to follow, but said to let them know if they stopped and they would send someone. Listen to @Drinkin_Bros tomorrow at noon CST for the deets!
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@sportsiren Serious question, how do you celebrate Kim Mulkey after this? She’s a woman too.
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This was not called a technical. Caitlin Clark rolling the ball outta bounds on a dead ball was! Lock up these refs!!!! #WFinalFour
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