Angel Reese is an insufferable asshole, same as Draymond Green. After tonight’s loss she will fly home on a private jet that was provided to her by Caitlyn Clark. The only reason we’re watching this shit is for her. 🤷🏻♂️
@naomiosaka
In all sincerity, there’s probably no need to be a professional athlete then. Press is a part of the process due to the massive winnings that are awarded. There’s plenty of opportunities at the local level and teaching that don’t require daily press conferences. Good luck!
@stephenasmith
All of us
@Drinkin_Bros
will fly you down first class, put you up at the Four Seasons, take you to the border with our BORTAC friends so you can actually see it, and then we can discuss with an educated opinion on our show? Deal?
Dear
@elonmusk
, if a politician is on this platform, they shouldn’t be able to turn off comments. Have them see the feedback for the choices they believe in regardless of party affiliation. Thanks. 🙏🏻
Imagine if US Congress gave a shit about our own country and military the same way they did about Ukraine? We can’t even provide the same amount of money to protect our own border that we have given to Zelenskyy for his. Insanity.
We sent the brave brothers of Pi Kappa Phi at UNC Chapel Hill 20 cases of
@hardafseltzer
today to thank them for restoring the American flag on campus and taking down the protesters flag. Cheers boys! 🇺🇸
@RepBowman
Here’s the video of you pulling a fire alarm illegally while in Congress to obstruct a vote. You don’t get a voice to tell people what’s lawful in life anymore.
@mcuban
Trump would mop you in a debate. If you really gave a shit about this country you would run. You have the money. You have the time. Instead, you use Elon Musk’s platform to talk shit about things you’ll never do.
President Harris is inevitable at this point. Biden said he had cancer yesterday, today he has Covid. He fell off a bike 2 weeks ago. It feels like he’s a character in Final Destination. 🧑🦽
#bidenhascovid
@SpeakerPelosi
Fuck you. Your gay husband having a lovers quarrel with another man in his underwear isn’t the same as an assaination attempt from someone with a long rifle you fucking cunt. Disgraceful.
“Drinkin' Bros podcast hosts Dan Hollaway and Ross Patterson react to Boston Mayor Michelle Wu drawing criticism for an 'Electeds of Color Holiday Party' email blast on 'Jesse Watters Primetime.'”
@JohnCornyn
You want to tell us Texas residents why you just signed a bill to fund Ukraine and Israel for $85Billion today, but won’t do jack shit for our border, rising property taxes, or ERCOT? You’re a fucking worthless coward.
Mike DeWine and all these old fucks need to be voted out. When your header is “I stand with Ukraine” and you vote against actual women playing in women’s sports, you need to be relieved of your duties. I don’t give a shit about which party you’re in. Bye.
@BillyBaldwin
And Biden. His classified docs were in his garage and 7 other locations. Prosecute both or don’t prosecute at all. Same with your brother Alec, when is his murder trial starting?
@stephenasmith
Race doesn’t matter, just talent. You are living proof of that. Half of your ESPN colleagues are being ruthlessly fired by Disney execs right now, some of the greatest in sports history, so they can afford you— a black man. Times have changed.
I’m rooting for the Chiefs, my wife is rooting for Rihanna. Gorgeous day here in Arizona. No need to stand under my umbrella ella ella… I’ll see myself out. 🤦♂️
#SuperBowl
My message to the Democrat Party: End this farce that Joe Biden is going to be your nominee – he’s not even the President of the United States – he’s a puppet for the managerial class. He should step aside & end his candidacy now.
@RubinReport
@elonmusk
@catturd2
Twitter’s biggest problems in order: 1. Bots. 2. Shadowbans. 3. “Hatred” algorithms that force you to see content you purposely dislike that causes you to interact.
I would like to publicly apologize for my behavior at the 7pm screening of “Fast X” at Evo Cinemas in Austin, Texas tonight. I was unaware that I hurled out the word “family” in excess of 30+ times toward the screen in a shitty Vin Diesel voice. For that, I am truly sorry. To
It's wild to see Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Rachel Maddow, The View, etc. dunk on Tucker Carlson's firing. His 2 minute video just got more views than all of their nightly ratings COMBINED. Network talkshows are dead.
Weird that yet another “single ticket Powerball winner” was won yet again in California. That’s a lot of tax dollars magically going to the same place over and over
@PowerballUSA
. 🤦♂️
Dear
@elonmusk
, since you took over Twitter, this is the most fun I’ve ever had on this app. 99% of the people bashing you would never have the courage to start a business, let alone acquire one and try to improve it. From one business owner to another, cheers!
@hardafseltzer
@CalltoActivism
Obamacare. One awful decision can fuck up an entire presidency. Bush was Iraq. No one was really mad Trump and Clinton were getting their dicks sucked, because financially the country was rolling.
@DGComedy
Just like that dude who got 150 yards from the President and tried to assassinate him. Interesting you said nothing then about someone being "allowed to get that close."
@richardmarx
You told my Aunt to suck your dick backstage at a show in 1987 at the Ohio Center, “because wouldn’t that be a cool story to tell your friends?” Now you want to talk about politics and moral high grounds? I’m not even mad about the beej hombre. Chill on the hacky political posts.
@PeteButtigieg
Has a President ever quit 100 days before an election? Has a Secretary of Transportation ever taken a 5 month paternity leave? That’s actual weakness.
Watching Russell Brand destroy this wet turd John Heileman is why podcast hosts have destroyed cable news ratings. They’re all full of shit on tv because they’re paid to say it.
Russell Brand Calls Out MSNBC's Hypocrisy on COVID
"Do you want an example? The ludicrous, outrageous criticisms of Joe Rogan around Ivermectin deliberately referring to it as a horse medicine when they know it's an effective medicine!"
@rustyrockets
@billmaher
@joerogan
Trevor Noah opening up with Trump jokes 2 years after he’s out of office. Award shows are dead. Can we just get Ricky Gervais to host everything?🤦♂️
#GRAMMYs
Found
@StJamesStJames
stolen
@Ford
Raptor, but
@SanAntonioPD
didn’t want to dispatch an officer to the area. They advised me not to follow, but said to let them know if they stopped and they would send someone. Listen to
@Drinkin_Bros
tomorrow at noon CST for the deets!