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@kathrynresists Anyone in the orbit of a narcissist is emotionally abused. Every moment is the moment before a car crash, knowing IT WILL HAPPEN and there's nothing you can do to stop it. You live in a constant state of distress, every bit of you braced for impact. Then it happens ...

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@MysterySolvent Bunch of people who won't be benefitting from student debt relief.

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@OrganaMeliflora @nicolecoyle5 Is this your standard eulogy for all the teachers who have died?

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@meiselasb @MeidasTouch Is it an intimidation tactic? Yes. Will it affect her testimony tomorrow? Stormy is long past being intimidated.

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@IsaacDovere Ok, so AFTER HB got clean and sober and then joined the board of Burisma, he got loaded/enebriated/stoned and decided to drop his laptop off with some dude who can neither confirm or deny he dropped it off. Keep going, I'm on the edge of my seat ... 🙄

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@davidgura @GIowing0rb I'm no good at Photoshop. Could someone please change this to a ChuckECheese token ... apropos since they declared bankruptcy too.

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2 years

Seth is ahead of the news cycle. Again!

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(🔐) EXCLUSIVE: New, Possibly Criminal Misconduct By Trump’s Legal Team Has Just Been Revealed This stunning revelation arose just today—it’s *not* about last night’s DOJ filing—and could cause an earthquake in Trump’s ongoing court cases. Please RETWEET.

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@AshaRangappa_ @CheriJacobus @kayleighmcenany Look again. They're not exclamation points. ‼️ They're clown shoes, and they're headed for the exit.

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@revrrlewis Translation: These people are talented women with eyes, ears and brains, have actual connections with people affected, and have millions of followers who also vote, so they can't possibly know what they're talking about.

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@cocoatay @dusserita @Equifax In other words $1.25

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@LaurenKorduner @NikkiMcR "I'm his mother ..." and chose to broadcast nationally how unfit she is for the role? Mother's love their children for who they are as individuals.

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@discocorco @itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump As a linguist with legal training I shall deem you ignorant.

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@TheRealHoarse When you run for VP you align yourself with the policies of your running mate. She's not abandoning her goals for Healthcare, she's adopting the path Biden has laid out to try to achieve them.

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@dogriguez @phirante @CLIFFMOSKOWITZ @Martina @marcorubio I promise I'm not a bot. It may seem as though I am because of how many times I've tweeted: Refer to my pinned tweet and this👇🏻

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@michaelharriot @Lin_Manuel 's next smash hit - "Runtelldat" ???

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@OurShallowState The energy of the crowd tho ...

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@BloodwingBX @MollyMcKew Moreover, with no one to confront but their own they'll start attacking each other. Stay home and let them destroy themselves from within. I'll make the 🍿.

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@highbrow_nobrow End recreational sex. But just for women, right? Let me say that again. Just for women. Only women should stop.

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@TheTweetOfGod 🙄

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@patriottakes Or maybe, stay with me here, she's a lousy candidate AND her own party pulled her ad funding.

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@Ihateclergymen @VABVOX Jokes have comedic timing and a "tone" - neither of which are present. Also - if you have to say, "It's a joke!" 1) it's not funny 2) it's NOT a joke 3) you WISH it was 4) you're in a cult

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@Hrbngr_of_btfl @femalep @rubyinparadise Perhaps, and this is just my own opinion, you could choose a different marketing strategy? "I'm a starving artist and the world is against me." ... Just doesn't seem to be the best approach.

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@jeremynewberger @realDonaldTrump @nytimes Financial geniuses do not pre pay taxes. They set up an interest bearing account and deposit estimated taxes so when its time to pay they're already ahead of the game. 🙄

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@ChangeComin @SamforOhio @0liviajulianna Her, and she also won't debate him. Relying on her reputation as an empty chair to win.

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@jerrieskid @IMontoyaInsists Still working on learning how to spell GED I see.

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@yesica Body doubles resting up in preparation for their stand-ins to diffuse expected scandals ...

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@RpsAgainstTrump Disgusting individual devoid of empathy by design. AKA the Republican nominee.

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@DonLew87 If he was dropped on his head as a child and ate paint chips to recover.

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@Meidas_LaurenA @Lizbiz29032808 Mom's for Liberty, Chastity, Charity and a bunch of other stripper names.

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@B52Malmet This is from Austin Powers, but have to admit, completely believable 🤣😂🤣

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@laalex2 If you want to drive back that far lady I hope it's a long, hot journey and you enjoy the vinyl seat covers.

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This 👇🧵

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Don’t mind me, I’m just RTing years old news about Trump making it painfully clear he’s a Russian asset since folk are pretending they didn’t know until NYT finally told them 3 years too late. 🙄

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@ProLifeDem Cool. Now do Tylenol.

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@TravisAllen02 Because we did! The congratulations to Biden from world leaders keep coming like a collective sigh of relief that they don't ever have to tolerate having him in the same room again.

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@bradheath After reading these, it is crystal clear that these people: A. Have never been poll workers. B. Do not understand the process. C. Are making accusations which would have gotten THE POLLWORKERS THEMSELVES ejected. D. Aren't any good at fabricating believable scenarios.

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@TitansVision @ask_aubry You should alert all of the fertility specialists and then personally tell all the men and women paying thousands of dollars trying to conceive that they are not now and never have been in love. Record your interactions to show us how it goes. I'll make the popcorn.

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@Sebastian2Blue @lavern_spicer Well, first of all, he didn't.

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@Esqueer_ @kraywhiseheart Riiiiiight ... they refer to themselves as slurs. Yup. Definitely legit. 🙄

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@BettyBowers AND the same man who doesn't even know how to close an umbrella packed up everything in the house HIMSELF! Most devoted of his supporters immediately believe it, cuz in their world you just put the wheels back on and take it all with you.

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@blackroses4mee @DitzMcGeee Honey, I have no idea what you're going thru, but please do not say you're not the type to beg. One look at your feed says different. Replying to unrelated tweets asking for money is spam. And begging. STOP! Ask for help from a church or a social/community program.

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@TheJesusImage Seriously thought this was THE ONION.

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@Stonekettle Can we get that team that decoded the Zodiac to work on deciphering this?

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@ThisIsKyleR "My mom drove me across state lines so I could play patriot! I shot people, killed 2, and now I need money. Please send me money. I need money. Give me money."

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@Mai_ASUR @mmpadellan Sorry to hear your cataract surgery was denied. 😉

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@atrupar 2 things: 1.They're not getting checks to do with as they please, they're have a portion of their debt forgiven. 2.Betsy DeVos could have done something 4 years ago.

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@DirkWeezil @Scarlet_Urban Their parents must be so proud!

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@stockbella @OurShallowState Oh Bella ... HE had never met himself until now. And now he can see what every other sane person has for years. He's coming unglued cuz there's no rebuilding the sham of a person he spent his entire life pretending to be.

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@jimsmit32747401 @Fly_Sistah @cbouzy So all the Russians that hole up in Florida til they give birth are wasting their time then?

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@AOC "Defund" is a poor word choice. "Reallocate Community Resources" delivers the appropriate message and removes credibility from any attacks against it.

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@miguelifornia @WMichaelHaley @realDonaldTrump @GOP @CNN @FoxNews @wsjournal @USATODAY @nytimes @AP Are you like 12?

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@Matt_Sarge @Fahrenthold @realDonaldTrump Addicts going thru withdrawal pick up a glass of water like this so others won't notice the temors.

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@imjdsharp @kylegriffin1 Healthcare Education Respect for the environment Gun rights AND Gun safety ...

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@MeidasTouch @sitara68 @mspopok Definitely overestimated the number of supporters ...

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@LouDobbs @SidneyPowell1 @TomFitton Cool, tell your buddy to have Bill Barr get right on that. Wait. Does anyone know where Bill Barr is? Now that's a NEWSWORTHY story.

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@28sls @nandoodles Different political views ... How generous.

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@nytimes Is he a criminal attorney, or a CRIMINAL attorney?

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@starkmanalex Definitely - Jessica and - Melissa ~ Allman Brothers ~ and NOT "the one that shall not be named" lest those who speak shall ask if I've EVER heard it and ALSO sing it to me regardless of my answer because it has my name in the band and the title 🤣😂🤣

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@DemocracyDocket Good. First prove the allegations then update voter rolls. In other words, use the system already in place that ensures integrity in our elections. 🙄

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@TheRickWilson I'm Handsome Hank and I approve this message.

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@jpketner @atrupar Nice one. I had assumed it was a MAGAdoodle.

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@Urdchan @exb2019 @RicoSuaveJD @sarahcpr They only have to make the story believable for Trump's base. Like GOAT limbo contest winner low bar.

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@birdieslc @FPWellman Nikki Haley is getting 30% or more of the votes in Republican primaries. She dropped out of the race 6 weeks ago. You were saying ...

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@MysterySolvent Nightclub barbie

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@gus_knudsen @Scaramucci Yes, we're all aware of the unit of time known as a "Mooch" 😉 Doesn't make him wrong on this. A fact is a fact.

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@RawStory @Christo12919382 drug test STAT!!!

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@2024Lainey @JasmineForUS @DontBotherKeiti That's what you chose to bring to this conversation? That's why you're here? 🙄

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@BobSikes @gtconway3d Ummmm, sooooo ... an idiot told his supporters not to vote by mail and then was astounded when mail-in votes surpassed in-person votes. Loses 55 court cases, fraud either disproved or not even alleged. And the kicker ...

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@kingsrush The Fisher King

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@BishesBrew @LoLaLoLondon @TeaPainUSA 🎶The Achilles Heel is connected to the Bone Spurs🎶

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@SaysDana @BrandyZadrozny Ummmm ... That's what she's pointing out.

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@_youhadonejob1 Maybe superheros actually look like squirrels when THEY land, cuz, like squirrels are real 😉

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@BradPatriarch @mikepantile So, true Christians can't stand you either?

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@TravisAllen02 @ewindham3 And it will forever be referred to as: "Absolutely, without a doubt, the best New Year's Eve party Mar A Lago has ever had!"

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@20committee I don't agree with your choice of words. Unpleasant and unethical perhaps. But it's not Ivanka and Jared level corrupt.

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@DecoherenceWave @CheriJacobus Word to the wise: Do not, for any reason, attend a dinner party at Loomer's.

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@SteveGuest @nanditab1 @JoeBiden My dogs have only ever been aggressive towards people with ill intent. Good boys ...

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@SmithWhitt @Harlan @CHIZMAGA I'm sure YOU can't imagine living with a strong, educated woman. Everyone has a type tho. AmIRite?

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@GasLight_Slayer @lawofruby Stop quoting attorneys?

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@ThomasPalmetto @taradublinrocks @BasedMikeLee "asking him to do his job" which he did AND recorded the interaction with counsel present so everyone would know that he did his job AND defended his oath of office. Your guy wipes his butt with The Constitution.

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@SethAbramson LOL 😂😂😂 Took my car to a shop once living in what I am sure is currently "Trump Country" Called later to see how the the work was going, asked for the mechanic by name ... Bubba ... Response, "Which one?" True story, incl. his attempt to "Bubbasplain" a serpentine belt

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@delaine_jamie @davidmweissman Yeah, cuz once any of them are born they can fend for themselves. Sure not going to assure they have healthcare once they take their first breath. And DAYUMMM, if they're anything but white, their lives don't actually matter!

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@minnesotanice76 @justgrateful Was? Have you heard his rants? He makes Jr. appear level-headed.

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@RpsAgainstTrump I remember the day my husband realized I'd stopped doing ALL of the laundry cuz he couldn't be bothered to put his dirty clothes in the hamper so I decided to only wash what was in it. Him: I have no clean underwear. Me: Sux to be you.

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@MysterySolvent Full impression of the vibe when I'm done working the polls tonight ...

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@hunterw You are not "deported" from Massachusetts when you're moved to another city in Massachusetts. These RWNJs would never be able to pass a citizenship test.

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@noahsparc Seated at the children's table for Thanksgiving. CLASSIC!

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@MysterySolvent It's like suffering thru someone sing-reading karaoke.

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@TalkMullins @VABVOX And if a woman miscarries? Or if the fetus has no hope for survival and the continued pregnancy will result in ending the mother's life? There's a medical term for the healthcare women receive in those situations. Wanna guess? Your myopic religious view condones torture.

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@JennaEllisEsq @TulsaGeography @MollyJongFast Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the attorney no one ever heard of prior to the President's bizarre election lawsuits ... ... ... hang in there ... ... She assured us she'll be done with her high school cat fight any time now ... ...

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@kellumdander @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump Tucker at any given point.

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@TwoQuoque @IsaacDovere They have already stated the timeline doesn't match his calendar. The "story" has a timeline and details so full of holes you could drive a fucking tank thru it.

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@CassGriffith @RpsAgainstTrump ABORTION! Say it. It's the medical term for the reproductive healthcare required after fetal demise and/or miscarriage.

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@JamesBradleyCA @lavern_spicer Biden has his own FBI? Damn! Must be really awkward when they get together cuz Trump appointed the guy in charge.

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