#Resist
. Gods first born. Apprentice carpenter. I have risen..again! Currently grounded for eternity but working on it. Lets spread the word of love....
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile.
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife.
And you may ask yourself "Well, how did I get here?"...๐
ALERT: This woman does not have any connection with me or God. She is in the same boat as Joel Osteen. Taking money from innocent parties. Don't fall for it. Do not pay this woman a dime. Heaven has no need for money...๐
Eventually everybody will be quarantined in their houses with no sports to watch. And then 9 months from now a boom of babies will be born. And they will be known as the Coronials...๐
37 years ago I was hoping for a Millennium Falcon for Christmas. Instead I got a rebel transporter. Every year since I have reminded my family of this injustice. Today 37 years later I finally got a vintage Millennium Falcon. Merry Christmas everybody...๐
There seems to be a lot of Evangelical pastors worried about their flock not attending service so they can fleece more money out of their pockets. Stay at home everyone. Be safe...๐
There is no reason at all to attend a church. Other than to line the pockets of those who don't want their tithing sales targets to drop. It's not a like a concert where I am going to turn up. Practice faith at home. Stay home. Stay safe...๐
For all those wondering, here is my son Brian. We share no blood but he is my life. He came from Jerusalem (legally of course) six years ago and lives with me in Heaven.ย
I am so proud of him and raising him has been the best, most rewarding thing I've done in my life...๐
Happy Easter! While I am not able to read to children during the
#WHEasterEggRoll
, I would still like to honor the annual tradition & share a reading from one of my favorite Easterโs books โ "The Little Rabbit"
Every person is a child of God he says. While keeping children in cages separated from their families and pouring money into a military arm called Space Force. This is the biggest hypocrite of a President ever seen...๐
Are you referring to the $1.5 Million donation from a Russian linked firm? Because I am not cleansing that crap. You can't buy your way in up here you muppet.....๐
Cleanse me from my inadvertent sins. Also from arrogant ones restrain your servant;let them never control me. Then shall I be blameless,innocent of grave sin.Let the words of my mouth be acceptable,the thoughts of my heart before you,LORD, my rock & my redeemer.
Psalms 19:13-15
When I'm bored I call Best Western motels and when they answer "Best Western".
I say "True Grit with Jeff Bridges and Josh Brolin" and then hang up...๐
Just going through some old stuff and found my crib that I was born in all those years ago. I look under the baby blanket and what do I find. A Hunter Biden laptop...๐
A streak of lightening passes behind
@realDonaldTrump
as he walks off Air Force One at Joint Base Andrews, Md. following a campaign rally in Londonderry, NH.
A priest a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll you have?. The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect"...๐
Right. I've had enough. Things are getting out of hand. I too am running for President of America. Policies such as mandatory sandal wearing, no big wooden crosses etc will be part of my manifesto. Also eternal life for good people. Who wants to be my VP?...๐
I went to the doctors yesterday with hearing problems.
My doctor asked "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said Homer works at the nuclear plant and Marge has blue hair...๐
OK. Public announcement. Neither me or dad need cash. So down there on Earth just keep your cash for yourselves. We're in Heaven why would we need cash? We don't run our electricity on a meter or anything. Oh and stay at home. Be safe...๐
Just wait until conspiracy theorists discover they're part of a conspiracy to use conspiracy theorists to spread disinformation via conspiracy theories...๐
WOW. I. HAVE. NO. WORDS. ๐ญ
Sweden's Princess Sofia has announced she's reducing her Royal duties so she can volunteer at local hospital. She has already completed intensive training to prepare for it. In her new role, she'll be disinfecting, cleaning, & working in the kitchen.
Hi Paula. I just checked and it seems you were a 'satanic pregnancy' that somehow got through. Please make your way to the gates of Hell. Thank you...๐
I was doing interviews earlier and I said to the first candidate "Can you perform under pressure?". And they replied "No, but I'll give Bohemian Rhapsody a go"...๐
I find it odd, if not curious, that the moment I hit โsendโ on my column thatโs highly critical of Joe Biden my Wi-Fi service disconnected. Inexplicably, it will be out all day. Never happened before. Probably just a coincidence. I drove to the local store and sent the column .