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Away touching grass, please reach me at shuyi(at)shuyiolutimi(dot)com

Not everyone lives in Lagos

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Joined June 2016

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

Hey friends, I'm starting a newsletter focused on explaining law and finance to everyone in accessible language. I'd appreciate if you subscribe to my newsletter! I think we'd have a lot of fun this year! Please read the welcome email and spare an RT.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

My children must have the opportunity to be students and really just be students. It’s sounds like a small detail, but being able to be a student and just a student is so relaxing. Bro, like just be a student and not feel bad that you’re not doing more than that.

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Seyi Makinde

2 years

Happy #FathersDay .

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

Lagos State Government went to court to argue that students whose parents do not have tax clearance cannot attend public schools. I am not making this up. Incorporated Trustees of 1SH-16 Human Rights & Social Justice Initiative v. Lagos State Government & 3 Ors. ID 14042MFHR/22

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Babajide Sanwo-Olu

1 year

No child has been left behind in our plan for education. There are many initiatives to ensure that children from all backgrounds can compete favorably and indeed achieve great success in national examinations. This is a key pointer to the Lagos For All that we are building.

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

My mama don frame her two pikin hang for wall 😂😂😂😂

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

We ran over our baby sister’s leg when she was 4 ish. Me and lil bro were cleaning the car, she was playing. We somehow undid the handbrake and the car rolled over her legs, front tire first then back tire. The gate halted the car. She lost use of her legs.

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

8 months

This is my secret approach to eating healthy without avoiding unhealthy snacks I love. Eat both together, let them fight it out inside your stomach ❤️

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

10 months

Every time his legal skit drops, I find myself in awe, ultimately writing a needlessly long tweet about the brilliance. As a lawyer, you are prohibited from advertising and touting for briefs. To escape that, he returns wearing his wig and gown to get the client to notice him!

@layiwasabi

láyí

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pov: your prosecutor is a professor

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

Sweeties, Barnawa Kaduna Presidential LP - 165 PDP - 34 APC - 12 APGA - 2

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

24 days

It was not a joke when it was said that He restores the years that the locust has eaten. Oh my heart is glad.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Kikiing at tweets on the TL while in your room wiping tears as you cross out names from your list of places you want to apply to >>>>>>

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

They asked for petty reasons man. You people are bringing out sacrilegious crimes.

@SelemaEnang

TheFitPriest.Com| PCOS whisperer

2 years

Ladies reply with some of the reasons you stopped talking to a man. But some people consider petty. I’ll start- one time a Man called me and I was sorting out laundry to give my guy who washes for me. He said: you mean you don’t wash clothes? I never spoke to him again please

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

With solemnity in my heart, I renounce this tweet. I am the true son of my father and such a mundane thing should not determine it. We grow and in this trying times, I am want time to reflect on my newfound growth. I shall not be taking questions from the public at this time.

@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Call me a bastard if I don't post me and mine next year Christmas 👍🏿

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 month

Let’s delve into this vexatious topic

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@_MsLinda

Intercontinental Speaker.

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This false narrative needs to die. It's doing more harm than good. People (including myself) have been using words like delve and demystify before AI chatbots became a thing.

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 month

Unleash? Unleashyyyy? Dorime?

@lianafricker

Liana Fricker

1 month

@paulg See also: foster, embark, empower, harness, unlock, unleash and crucial😅

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

10 months

Portion Control Twitter, I have controlled the portion, how do I control the hunger?

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 month

Oh, the irony

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@zia_tiffah

zia claremont-diaz⁷

1 month

😭 listen. it's not the words, it's the cadence. it's the way the words are structured into sentences.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

7 months

Why does this bullshit always happy to me???????????? Why have we resorted to confusing packaging in this country??????

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

4 Pics, 1 Trenches You know exactly what is in each container. You just know.

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@TheAjibolaGrey

ODINAKA. El Toro.

@TheAjibolaGrey

2 years

Trenches white rice and stew with beans, dodo, spag and 1k meat, 3 ponmo, 2 fish, one egg that’s been soaked in stew for 24hrs. Then gimme co mineral co pure water.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Mum went “okay I’m coming” before it clicked that she was standing right there. That she actually walked there herself. Not that it sounds made up exactly, but yeah, I believe in miracles.

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

I think lawyers learn this quick(er?) cuz in 100 level all your classmates are Headboys and Headgirls of their respective schools and by the time you’re writing Land Law you no longer remember what it means to be undoubtably brilliant. Doubt is now your middle name.

@ImadeIyamu

Imade.

1 year

If your identity or worth is based on having impressive grades/qualifications, who are you when you’re in a room of people with (equal or more) impressive qualifications?

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

4 months

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@ms___dale

𝔏𝔲𝔰𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔣𝔲𝔪𝔢 𝔭𝔩𝔲𝔤🫧

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If you buy my flowers with 360k, just do a 360 and don’t come back to my life please. 😭😭😭😭 Bag rice mefa 😪😪😪

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

So let me understand this, there are three categories of babes; baddie civilian amotekun Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwww did we arrive at these?

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

There is a hill, just next to this one, where I pitch my tent. Once they show you that you'll have to complain for them to make time for you, move on. You deserve time made for you that you DON'T have to ALWAYS ask for. If you stay, whatever your eyes see, take. That is my hill.

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

“I love you” “Love you too” We will find where you lost the “I”. You and who is “love you too”.

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

7 months

Yes, to both questions. I do the cooking. You can check my media for more cooking videos. I work from home and she goes to the office. I naturally have to make the food for our little daughter and for her to have something to eat when she gets back from work.

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@ShuyiOlutimi @PeakMilk Wait, did you actually teach a grown woman how to make pap? Sorry, are you married to her?

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

22 days

Just going to say this, I didn’t realize how much the content I consumed on here was damaging my psyche. Please be careful with what you consume on here. You’d quickly realize you have inherited other people’s reality. May God strengthen us all.

@peng_writer

Ibrahim Kazeem Content writer and SMM

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Why do you all want stress this much? He's not disrespecting you. It is okay to get your money up but do not be desperate about it.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Don’t worry my dear daughter. Unlike your father you won’t have to learn UI/UX in your final year because you are not certain you’ll get a nice paying job after you graduate. You’ll follow your passion, because daddy has money to give you 🧡

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

3 years

Bar Man! Where is the fucking Bar Man! Call me to the Bar! I passed! I passed my Bar Exams!

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

spoil /spɔɪl/ plural: spoils noun a measurement standard referring to a bundle or set of ten thousand naira Standard set by Twitter Association for the Standardisation of Doings Etymology: " 'I'll spoil you' with 10k? Lmao " 1 spoil = 10k 2 spoils = 20k 20 spoils = 200k

@Omolxre

ordo ab chao

1 year

What does 20 spoils mean?

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Hate when they compliment me for being industrious. No g, sapa wan finish me. I had to just do whatever I could do. I hated every moment I was in Eko Market printing jerseys while classes were going on. “If you need anything ask Shuyi, he’ll know where to plug it from”. God abeg.

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Not that every two weeks you’re catching strays from Shola because you’re a student that’s not doing anything on the side.

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Hospital visits and all, same same. She had to be carried everywhere. My mum was distraught. Then one day she was dropped in the toilet cuz she wanted to use the toilet. Mum was watching a movie in the parlor when my sister came to tell her she’s done, so they can clean her

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

9 months

I took a break from social media. I'm happy to report that it solved absolutely nothing.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Uhm, unrelated but maybe related. You’re doing too many things at once. Drop some of it if you can. You will be happier. Maybe not as much money will come in, but you can adjust. Allow yourself be tired for once. Take a break. God will help us all, just be easy on yourself 🧡

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

6 months

Had to go look for this. Cuz this is the energy he came with.

@bigbrutha_

Retired Polysaccharide Patriarch

6 months

Congratulations!!!

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

3 years

Pardon me, I really had to take this Call

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

3 years

Bar Man! Where is the fucking Bar Man! Call me to the Bar! I passed! I passed my Bar Exams!

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

6 months

Boko Haram is still out there beheading people in Borno. The rest of the country has simply moved on.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Do not be ashamed of your story. It is yours. Do not be ashamed of your lack. You didn’t cause it. Do not feel the need to hide the experiences that make you who you are. Only those willing to be your friends despite knowing your struggles deserve to be called yours. Accept YOU!

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

8 months

This way this post just solved a huge problem. I’ve been trying to place my finger on why I needed so much sugar for my groceries.

@Ws_bakeshop

W's Bakeshop

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

10 months

So when people come around to say "Layians" are always explaining his legal skits, I laugh. If you don't belong to the profession, you will never get it. So of course, the explanation is needed. The explanation is a favour to you, an uninitiated commoner 💀

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

We cannot afford to let Sanwo Olu and APC smell that office

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 month

It is God that will judge all of you that said Nigerians are not good at analogies.

@BitPaine

Bit Paine ⚡️

1 month

Imagine moving to China, speaking terrible Chinese, being corrected pro bono by a native Chinese speaker, and saying, “no, my fucked up lazy Chinese is just as valid as your Chinese.” This would be colonialism, no? Now a Chinese person moves to America, speaks bad English, gets…

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

@St_Gothica 2 years of what experience? Selling jerseys and tote bags? Dfkm. People take internships after graduating. It’s here that you would have done 5 internships as an undergraduate.

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

@toyocee60 @Mr_JAGs What does he want to say? It's beyond his pay grade.

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

My baby sis converted a fixed deposit account to a current account 😂😂😂😂 Women in tech 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

"No child has been left behind" really triggered me! It triggered me a lot because quality of education is personal pain point for me as a young lad from Ikorodu. So what he should not do is lie so blatantly.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

7 months

"Can't you read?" "You are the problem" "Brands can't change colours because of brand guidelines" "This is not a design flaw" "Niggas don't read" "Users don't read" Okay, I've seen all your erudite contributions. This is the last thing I'll say on this matter 🙏🏾

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

7 months

Why does this bullshit always happy to me???????????? Why have we resorted to confusing packaging in this country??????

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

7 months

@toyinvoldo Why is there a pap milk?????

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

6 months

Look, you can't keep falling in love with people because you spoke to them over the phone everyday, for five consecutive days.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

I have been moisturising my body with this for three whole days 🙂 Three fucking days 🙃

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

7 months

FUCK. MO TABON!

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

3 years

Tech Twitter, Should I do an "Explain Like I'm Five Years Old" thread explaining some common clauses in "tech bro" contracts? I would explain what they mean and different variations they might appear as. Would you like to see that? Would it be helpful to you?

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

8 months

I'm running a five part series on the Patricia saga where I explain it to you like you are five years old. Link to each part in thread 👇🏾

@Biodunn_

Daddy B 🐅.

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Lmao I need someone to explain Patricia issue to me like I’m 2 years old please 😭😭

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

Random ass stuff

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@babytamagotchi

dr tampon 🦭

@babytamagotchi

3 years

i’m curious… what do men do on their notes app?

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Since university we have not rested. Just take the rest of this month off please. We meuve again next month. And if you can’t afford to, just dey push dey go. Everything go better, I hope.

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

4 years

I'd always think of you throughout my undergraduate days as per, one day I'll be as good as Prof. Osinbajo. Now I just feel pity. How did you get yourself into this? I just tell myself you're not one of them and that the system is too strong for you to fight. To console myself.

@ProfOsinbajo

Prof. Yemi Osinbajo

4 years

Dear Nigerians, I know that many of you are angry, and understandably so. We could’ve moved faster and for this we are sorry.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

7 months

I like people that are very vocal about not wanting kids. The love that goes into making that conclusion is admirable. It takes love to sit down, think about the kindness a child yet unborn deserves and admit that you are unable or unwilling to provide it, at least at the moment.

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Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

“No child has been left behind except children who we punish because their parents don’t have tax clearance” Just say it like that and go.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Feranmi just retweeted this and I remember the conversations we used to have. Feranmi you don try walahi.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Just get up if you fall. I mean you can stay down a little. Nothing wrong with that. But get up always. Don’t focus on the fall. Okay that’s enough motivation for today. Make nobody motivate me again until next 2 months.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

7 days

Lagos has functional agencies. Two weeks ago, flatmate reported a noisy hotel (generator noise) through the Lagos State Environmental Protection Agency site. They came two days later and we have had peace since then. They did not even speak to us. Just did their job and left.

@Mochievous

Moe

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Did you know that you can take your water to test at Lagos State Corporation? My skin was reacting to something & because i just moved to a new place I figured it was probably the water. They give you the test results including an analysis against WHO standards.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

Do Zikoko staff writers have the cost of therapy covered as a part of their health insurance? Is it healthy to be constantly exposed to the kind of stories they report?

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Your dreams are valid. You may be doing something now just to survive, write your dreams down. You can always come back to it. The problem is that you feel the journey is supposed to go a certain way, that’s why you’re not happy. Anyway the journey take be, allow am make e be

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

6 dollars of XRP was supposed to go to the moon. Instead the rocket headed straight to hell. So now you’re learning Frontend, Backend, Data Analytics, Excel. You don’t even know shit yet now you have to learn Solidity too? Huhuhuhu. Alright na.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Manifesting $3k/Month 2022. Putting in all the work.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

4 years

The news on Nigeria SIGNING AWAY ITS SOVEREIGNTY has been heavily sensationalised. It's almost funny. I'll try to break it down as simply as I can and I hope this helps educate the general public. I tried to make the thread a bit interesting. A THREAD EXPLAINING THE CLAUSE/1

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

You can read full judgement here.

ISH-61 v Lagos State Government & Ors.pdf

drive.google.com

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

Architecture. The ability to make massive entities stand erect is truly fascinating.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Today on weird employment contract clauses out in the wild; “If you leave before 15 months, you’re liable to return all monies received while in employment” Please engage a lawyer when they come to poach you. Also engage a lawyer when you want to leave before 15 months.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

@Gilmoorre Can we take a moment to appreciate his supporting cast? Can someone tag them all? Especially the guy that acted as driver, that guy has never been off his mark.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

3 years

Hi! I just recently finished from the Nigerian Law School. I am seeking a good paying internship. I want to use the money to buy crypto and I don't actually have any work. Please RT for reach, my employer may be on your TL.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

There are days that it feels like nothing makes sense. It is because things really do not make sense. Listen, you’re not alone. Sounds like shit when people say it, but I swear you’re not alone. Look in the comments and see how it seems this is everybody’s story. It’s crazy.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

@adangxzi It’s not “If my Henny necessary”??????

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

3 years

More importantly, CNA is not talking to "all of us". Half of all she has said are things that basic human deceny takes care of. The other half are the basic rules of friendships. You are badly behaved and it's fine if you admit your truth without creating an anonymous group.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

I hope this reaches the appropriate quarters. IF YOU ARE MAKING POS MACHINES, PLEASE DON'T SCRAMBLE THE TRADITIONAL ARRANGEMENT OF THE KEYPAD TO INPUT PIN. It's the worst cognitive experience I have ever had. There is not one reason for you to do this. Not even security.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

You can read a summary/analysis here

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The Back to Back Social Contract

Lagos State High Court Considers Tax-for-Rights Debates; Also CBN Guidance on Ultimate Beneficial Owners; and Does Emefiele's Travails foretell What to Expect for Monetary Independence?

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

You graduated from University of Hutsle, you are now trying to find rest. They told you to buy crypto, it will bring rest for life. You bought 6 dollars XRP crypto with your last card. They told you to HODL. It’s been 3 years now, XRP is still dead and buried. Fuck you all.

@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

3 years

I bought 6 dollars XRP last year December before the crypto ban, opened my account today and now it's a whopping...wait for it... 21 dollars! Now, I will add 📈📉 to my bio! Here's "to the moon 🚀" or however they say it.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

6 months

I have this absolutely crazy idea. What if we formed a study group and buy New General Mathematica SS1 and studied it for across one year? Only SS1, no pressures. No SS2 or SS3. Just SS1.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Thanks for the love and kind words. Tweet now muted 😅

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

7 months

Omo, stay in school kids 😭

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

7 months

@PeakMilk Okay, here is how it works

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

64 likes and I’ll recreate

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

4 years

@DoyinSoExtra Did she pay delivery fee? Cuz that's what will pain me pass.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

7 months

@IyanuOluwa_mi If we don't address these matters, we won't break down stereotypes

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

3 months

First they came for the doctors, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a doctor. Then they came for the nurses, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a nurse. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

@Nigeria_NMC

Nursing and Midwifery Council of Nigeria (NMCN)

3 months

Update on verification

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

3 years

I leave with you with the words of Blackstone, “the law holds that it is better that ten guilty persons escape, than that one innocent suffer.” Good morning, my senior colleague.

@Egi_nupe_

Foundational Nupe Lawyer

3 years

I don't support EFCC's invasion of privacies at the hotels. But in most cases, they act based on intelligence, i.e the presence of suspected internet fraudsters in those hotels. We cannot rule out collateral damage from such operations. But we're not ready for this conversation.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Nicely done apology. Brief, simple, straight to the point. No denials. Cleared up the names of everyone all who got stained along the way. Hints at career return. With this, he can be back in 2 months, but I reckon 4 months is a more acceptable penance. A masterclass, I daresay.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

3 months

Has anyone felt zapped out of energy lately? Tiredness you can feel in your muscle, even though you’ve not done anything strenuous this week? Is it normal for a mental burden on your mind to show up with physical symptoms of exhaustion?

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

8 months

This is so cute because her first problem in Nigeria is not even being a woman 🤭 Act 1 Scene 1 ✨Tribalism✨

@canneboT_

Stan of the greatest PE lawyer!

8 months

What’s wild about this Amazon is that if she runs for office in Nigeria, the misogyny that will come out of the crevices of the average Nigerian mind will be stinky.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

My first article on web accessibility just got published with @smashingmag 🎉 I’ve been focusing transitioning to web accessibility and this marks my first ever ‘win’. Please give it a read and share your thoughts as well! #a11y @A11yLondon

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vs. : How To Choose The Right One — Smashing Magazine

In this article, Olushuyi explores a mental model that helps you decide between the `` and `` elements when writing documents. You will explore how grouping content affects accessibility and how you...

www.smashingmagazine.com

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

Access to education should not be tampered with in any way at all. And definitely not punishing children to get at parents.

@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

3 years

@lindammie That I changed access to basic education for all.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

10 months

@shalombrain One thing one thing one thing that doesn't make a lick of sense

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

Oh, you’re also very funny now because humor is the tried, tested and trusted coping mechanism. You don’t even know when to not joke cuz if you’re serious for one minute you fit mad. So you spend your time apologizing for a funny joke that was badly timed. But hey, you’re funny.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

Alright this tweet has taken off. So I feel the urge to pass some very serious message and to minister to someone who might be reading this. I hope that the next few lines you read gives you strength for a little longer. Even if it’s only for tonight, I hope that it helps.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

When you are done making comments on taxation, drink water and rest. Who has the duty to pay taxes? Who enjoys the right to universal basic education? If the answer to both questions are not the same persons, how can the right of one be seized for the failure of another?

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

2 years

You know that when she opens that cooler, she is going to balance half of the lid on half of the opening. She's going to hold your plate in the same hand holding the lid. With the spoon in her other hand, she'll unwrap the nylon covering the rice and the steam will hit you.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

4 months

Hauwa's transition from a faceless, insane yet relatable writer to a pretty-faced, still absolutely fucking crazy vlogger might be the smoothest transition ever. Legendary.

@Hauwa_L

Hauwa 🌟🌬

4 months

Congrats on my new whip.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

3 months

IS IT TWO-WAY?

@Imranmuhdz

Imran Muhammad

3 months

The United Kingdom is set to formalize a fresh agreement with Nigeria, enabling British lawyers to engage in legal practice within Nigeria. Today, the United Kingdom is set to forge fresh economic and trade alliances with Nigeria in order to foster new possibilities in key…

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

7 months

@Funmiscute @SemilooreAK Ìwọ àti tani níwájú tani?

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

7 months

@PeakMilk "Can't you read?" No, I actually can't read. Now say something else that makes sense.

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@ShuyiOlutimi

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

1 year

THIS IS NOT A JOKE. If it’s within your power, graduate with a first class 🙏🏾

@Mrpossidez

Mr. Possible

1 year

While you can, try to graduate with a First Class. Try very hard. Get the best grades you can get. Do not listen to also-rans. You’ll not regret it and it will pay off in ways you cannot imagine.

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