An unconfirmed explanation to women gaining weight is there is now someone to help them decide what to eat
The alternative used to be starving till they become dizzy from hunger
Safe to say Opay has hit its Inflection point amongst blue collar banked
Delivery guy was so sure that if there is an issue with transfer, its not from Opay but the other bank
In a low trust financial economy like ours, this is one of the best things to have
I’ve come to realize “a fine man” is not just about the face to me, the build, the manliness, how macho or in command.. idk it’s something about your charisma too that adds to it, not just your fine face.
Founder of Kraks TV was Best graduating student of his set in unilag (I think electrical engineering) with 4.96
The stories I had heard of mans spending his waking hours playing fifa…
Or was it Archi boys and COD
Because you people see “club” as irresponsible
Dey dere
@Nimiofficial
I feel men will understand better. She just resumed there o, she saw he wasn't bringing food and suddenly brought spoon. He came back home and told me about how she's been extra friendly, I decided to try to start packing his lunch, before he fall for the friendliness.
I feel so bad about the management of Innosson honestly
@balamiisaac
and I made efforts to meet the chairman and I was going to talk to him about brand awareness, marketing and communications
With the awareness and attention around
@_Debbie_OA
, give me one good reason why...
Almost a month since I had mine done, and tbh should have done this years back
Went from using glasses for 20+ years to 20/20 vision in 2 days
Cost price : 2.3m ish
Surgery duration: 20 mins
After a day of eligibility tests
Guy!! That essay you write for your masters, that job application, that grant essay, that pitch memo
People on the other side, and the decision makers are admitting to being biased against your way of writing
What is worse is they do not have standards on what they want or…
Omo this whole AI conversation has opened my eyes to a lot of things. Who knows what happens when you write a cover letter or letter of introduction or motivation letter or whatever.
Mehn.
A lot of people I know own their own factories in china.
Do you know the overhead costs of building a manufacturing plant in Nigeria? Light alone?
The amount it takes to ship goods from China to Nigeria, it costs more to ship from Apapa to Kano
Make una dey ask before you talk
Ndi Igbo have been importing tiles for decades, but couldn’t build tile manufacturing factories in the East. Na Chinese guys dey build am.
They have been importing wines, but no wine production in the East. One of the worst investors I’ve seen. Continue building hotels.
A few months ago,
@Tunde_OD
showed us we could get kids away from the streets with chess.
We have argued here the benefits of pipeline from the streets to tech vs yahoo. Well a few of us have decided to test this theory, big thanks to
@VentureGardenNG
@getequity
@TechProd_Arch
♟️
@kidsthatcodeNG
has partnered with
@chessinslums
to help rehabilitated teenagers find life-changing opportunities by unlocking their innate potentials through coding skills.
Don’t insult my knowledge of economics, I will try to explain the float of the naira as basic as I can
Basically one of the biggest issues companies have had is access to dollars. as an international investor, if you do business in Nigeria…
This is why you strive to be a global power sha. I know nobody would openly admit bias towards the Asian or Indian community
And keep at it with full vim
Landmark is one of the biggest real estate investments in lagos
Also one of the biggest tourist attractions of the state
You mow it down for a road that easily had alternatives. Then you come tell investors to come invest
“Wizkid and I were the first young artistes to blow up and it feels good seeing new cats like Burna Boy, Rema, Fireboy, Mayorkun and Asake kllling it now”
- Davido
My little cousins relocated to canada two years ago, they’re fluent in french now (hopefully mandarin later), they have a much wider worldview, will be full citizens in 2 more years.
My uncle went from fund manager to a cybersec analyst.
Worst thing is women will buy you gifts then complain when you dont use them so often
Wetin I wan use 10k perfume dey smell like ISL SS3 student for? Abi Oud wey go dey give pesin migrane, still smell like abubakar security
Looking for a Product Management Intern! Previous experience in Banking or any digital banking startup is an advantage!
Biko, I said Intern ooo!! Like Intern! Person wey wan work! Intern oooo!!!
“Smart money woman”
You cant be complaining about trump’s book when your favorite book was written by someone banned by the capital market’s regulator for 4bn fraud
If by 8pm today
@MBuhari
doesn't come out to address the nation on this barbaric act that means it is safe to say NIGERIA DOESN'T HAVE A PRESIDENT and we NIGERIANS demand the TRUTH
#ENDSARS
Boy was paid 270k naira, got to the UK and the doctors told him about possible complications that might arise from a kidney transplant (success and failure)
Its not even up to $500. “He played his cards well”
Are you fucking kidding me? Do you know of kidney dialysis weekly?
Yesterday, I watched
@korty_EO
24-hour video as a crazy Lagos bus driver. One thing that really caught my attention was the Danfo driver telling Korty that he earns 40,000 naira a day, which averages to about 900,000 to 1.2 million naira monthly. Lagos Danfo drivers are balling
Please just donate your money to women run initiatives like
@SheCodeAfrica
At least women can enjoy being in a space without needing to worry about shit like this
“You do blunt?”
Gen Z people were asking a Chief Executive of a large multinational his views on work/life balance. He said: “I didn’t become Chief Executive by work/life balance. I became Chief Executive by work ethic.” The room fell silent. What do Gen Z people think?
LMAOOOOOOOOOO people really think Ez just woke up one morning and had money?
Mans was soft before a lot of people knew there was money in tech
You think its recently tech bros started having dollars? I remember when timigod was a highlight special on here
Not every successful private business should be managed by your children
If you want to do it, look at how the lebanese, indians did it
Your kids were cut away from how it runs because school, pursuing their careers etc
Next thing you bring them in and give GM, MD, Director
That one went to post screenshots of him leaving his wife without notice of his whereabouts for 2 days because she didn’t make food for his mother by 7am before going to the gym
Omo women dey suffer for this country
Working remotely from Nigeria really puts you at a global disadvantage. After a while you are going to have to choose between relocating to further your career past middle management, or shuffling across remote gigs paying higher on the same job level
Tech right now is one of the biggest ways to get out of “poverty” in Nigeria
Its a huge leveler of “middle class”. We need to grow that steady pipeline.
A developer in the family might just be enough to get that family out of “poverty”
You can exchange body fluids, go out on dates…
But 10-15k period package is where the line is drawn? People wey dey send flowers almost weekly to talking stage no get sense?
literally cancelled all plans to do a NAFDAC registration for my business and expand to Nigeria for this reason
our FDA process in Ghana was smooth and straightforward
e reach NAFDAC, they say I should bring $10k per SKU
I had to laugh
Ome thing I have seen with the Nigerian dating scene sha
A woman likes you, she will go out of her way to make it easy for you to toast her
But she sha no go use her mouth tell you
Half my guys don japa, the rest are doing mad tings with global companies
Everybody don turn angel investor, love it man!!
Everybody don at least 5x their 2019 salary
That’s growth man
I remember back in uni, a smart friend of mine stopped writing code and focused on illegality
His argument was “how much have you guys made from code ever, I made more than 10x this year”
long story short, e dey jail… will probably never be able to reach his full potential
If you guys know what Nigerian fraud boys have done to our international financial reputation.
Its why i just feel somehow when I see the vigor with which people talk about yahoo boys
International institutions dont want to work with Nigerian companies, because they are bound…
Apparently Opay is providing full customer banking through agents
I see why a lot of blue collar have them. My cook’s GTB was compromised, money stolen
She’s finally got an Opay account (opened by Opay POS agent), gleefully telling me how she also got an ATM card immediately
Obviously diction and pronunciation is the main thing. But dont act like you wont context switch depending on who you’re talking to
Its even by default
This just melts my heart, knowing just a few weeks ago, some of these kids didn’t know how to use a PC
Now they’re writing HTML code, thinking practically on how these things combine
People have regressed so bad, from Uber to public bus
Ubers of 2015-2019 are no longer financially worth using.
You pay the same amount you used to fly economy in 2019 for a bus on bad roads
It’s actually so sad
If you have bank transfer evidence of extortion from any police official, please send to
@Mochievous
@kikimordi
We will help get the names, and other details of those officers
@seyedele
My woman assumes I know the CEO to every tech company that’s giving her issues
She even gives me feedback on things I should tell them to change in their app
It’s just the engineering team. I think it’s a lot more of policy than anything
With what has happened with Uber, binance etc and requesting access to DB
Sales and marketing typically don’t have these, but engineering? On their sensitive products?
It’s unfortunate, but only…
Dev twitter; someone has an internship for 6 devs.
3 Backend and 3 Frontend.
Net pay (monthly): NGN 80,0000,
Internet allowance: NGN 20,0000 monthly,
Health Insurance
Backend:
Frontend