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@SalmanRushdie

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In the immortal words of Popeye the Sailor Man: I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam.

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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
1 year
This photo seems to have vanished from my tweets. Here it is again, just for the record.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
1 year
Roald Dahl was no angel but this is absurd censorship. Puffin Books and the Dahl estate should be ashamed.
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Suzanne Nossel
1 year
At @PENamerica we are alarmed at news of "hundreds of changes" to venerated works by @roald_dahl in a purported effort to scrub the books of that which might offend someone. 1/13
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
3 years
I think you have the wrong Salman. I’m @BeingSalmanKhan .
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Salman Rushdie
1 year
He was a self confessed antisemite, with pronounced racist leanings, and he joined in the attack on me back in 1989… but thanks for telling me off for defending his work from the bowdlerizing Sensitivity Police.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
1 year
You’re not required to buy it. The truth is the truth whether you buy it or not. The planet is round even if you don’t buy that and insist it’s flat.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
1 year
Fake quote. Not said by me,
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
6 years
We disagreed all our lives, about politics, about literature, and I feel as sad as if I just lost a beloved older brother. RIP Vidia. #VSNaipaul
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
5 years
Even from seven thousand miles away it’s clear that what’s happening in Kashmir is an atrocity. Not much to celebrate this August 15th.
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Salman Rushdie
4 years
How to brush aside the tragedy of 210,000 American families in one steroid-high tweet.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
2 years
Stop posting this fake quote please.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
1 year
Here are the US and UK editions! US publication date: February 7th. UK on February 9th. Not long now.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
3 months
Just wondering if the Royal Society of Literature is “impartial” about attempted murder, @BernardineEvari ? (Asking for a friend.)
@treesey
teresa smith
3 months
Wonder how @SalmanRushdie feels reading this
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
12 days
Oh for goodness’ sake. This is a fake quote as I have said many times. Stop it, please.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
3 years
Midnight’s Children was published 40 years ago this week. Here’s a picture of me, in a daze, making some sort of speech after winning the Booker Prize later that year. (Sorry about the cigarette.)
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
7 years
Done. You're welcome, #MadamPresident ! #imwithher
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
3 years
Thanks for the compliment, but I'm "only" 73.
@DiegoMoldesGonz
(((Diego Moldes)))
3 years
Great writers over 75 years old that you should follow on Twitter, if you love quality literature and culture @edgarmorinparis @alejodorowsky @Eponiatowska @arrabalf @Kallifatides @StephenKing @JoyceCarolOates @MargaretAtwood @SalmanRushdie Grandes escritores de más de 75 años
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Salman Rushdie
6 years
I’m absolutely delighted about this: so delighted that I’m tweeting about it after a very long tweet-silence.
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
6 years
Exclusive: @SalmanRushdie 's 'Midnight's Children' set as @Netflix TV series
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
1 year
I’m totally available to play the next Doctor Who. Somebody needs to call my agent.
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Barry Wall
1 year
@SalmanRushdie You look like the next doctor who. I'm down for that. @moleatthedoor mischief?
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
8 years
So @IvankaTrump spoke about her compassionate, caring father and then this shrieking orange hoodlum grabbed the mic. Where's dad, Ivanka?
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
8 years
From Orpheus to Faiz,song & poetry have been closely linked. Dylan is the brilliant inheritor of the bardic tradition.Great choice. #Nobel
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Salman Rushdie
2 months
“Luciferian deceiver?” Hahaha. I think I want that on a t shirt. Thank you, crazy asshole.
@MichaelInTruth
Michael In Truth
2 months
They’re going to blame Iran for the Trump assassination. It’ll be used as the Casus Belli to start the middle eastern theater of WWIII. On 8/12/22, they said that luciferian deceiver @SalmanRushdie got stabbed while at a speaking engagement & coincidentally lost his right eye.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
8 years
What Presidential grace once looked like: George H.W. Bush to Bill Clinton.
@Joyce_Karam
Joyce Karam
8 years
Reminder of what "Presidential" look like. George H. Bush letter to Bill Clinton on inauguration in 1993:
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Salman Rushdie
3 years
Cheering and singing in the street. Banging of drums, ringing of bells, honking of horns, shouts from windows, and many happy tears. New York City explodes with joy. #PresidentBidenVPHarris2020
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
9 years
Vive la France!In what other country would millions assemble holding pens and pencils to defend literary journalistic and artistic freedom?
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Salman Rushdie
8 years
What is to be done about a Presidential candidate who speculates about the future assassination of his victorious rival? Don't boo, vote.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
3 years
I just heard about @geneweingarten for the first time in my life. What he doesn’t know about indian food would fill an encyclopedia. I plan never to hear about him again.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
1 year
I just watched The Elephant Whisperers, the beautiful short film by Kartiki Gonsalves, Oscar nominated for Best Documentary Short. Strongly recommended. (It’s on Netflix.) Good luck at the Oscars!
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Salman Rushdie
9 years
@saliltripathi : For the anti-immigrantistas: http://t.co/UB2KrlK0g7” I like this.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
9 years
. @umesh110168 Yes. When you commit murder because somebody says things you dislike you cross the frontier between civilisation & barbarity.
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Salman Rushdie
1 year
The first extract from VICTORY CITY is published in ⁦ @NewYorker ⁩ today.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
3 years
Ding, dong.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
9 years
No it isn't. It's in spite of people like her.
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Richard Andrews
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@SalmanRushdie The freedom you enjoy is because of people like #kimdavis
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Salman Rushdie
5 years
Hope grammatical indian will.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
9 years
Here's my brief statement about the awful events in Paris. Vive Charlie Hebdo! http://t.co/kspeTLCQ78
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Salman Rushdie
4 years
This is a fake tweet, which seems to be circulating. I have never said anything of this sort. @Twitter @jack please note and take this down.
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Salman Rushdie
3 years
Oh, just fuck off.
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Hume
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@SalmanRushdie Nonsense. They have no idea how much tears of pain they will have to shed in the next 4 years when Biden and his family earn millions and they starve.
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Salman Rushdie
8 years
Of course the Trump flacks are now trying to confuse the issue, but Senator Murphy is clear about what Trump meant.
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Chris Murphy 🟧
8 years
Don't treat this as a political misstep. It's an assassination threat, seriously upping the possibility of a national tragedy & crisis.
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Salman Rushdie
8 years
The last time I saw the Hitch. (The other guy is Voltaire.) Four years gone already. Much love, old friend.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
1 year
Published in India!
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
1 year
Very nice.
@randomhouse
Random House Group
1 year
Congratulations @SalmanRushdie ! VICTORY CITY is a NYT bestseller! 🎉
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
2 years
Another view of the US cover! #VictoryCity publication date: February 9th, 2023. @randomhouse @PRHDigital @penguinrandom
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Salman Rushdie
3 years
This is an outrageous act of censorship against one of the most important advocates of free speech. @Twitter stop it now! @jack what’s going on?
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
4 months
I will writhe like a serpent. Just wash me.
@MChristofferse1
M Christoffersen
4 months
@SalmanRushdie @vintagebooks I have enjoyed your novel, translated to danish, a fantastic novel with many aspects on religion, life and our time? Please go on writhing.
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Salman Rushdie
8 years
Remain.
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Salman Rushdie
1 year
This has come back to haunt me before. 😊 In my defence, I was young and needed the money.
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Rob Palk
1 year
My dad owns a promotional single he got for joining Burnley Building Society in the 70s and the lyrics were written by @SalmanRushdie I expect he's busy but it would be nice to know if he remembers writing it
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Salman Rushdie
1 year
I’ll be watching!
@vintagebooks
Vintage Books
1 year
Join us for a free digital event, celebrating the literary genius of @SalmanRushdie . @MargaretAtwood and Neil Gaiman ( @neilhimself ), chaired by @EricaWgnr , will be discussing Rushdie’s new novel, Victory City, with readings by Sarita Choudhury:
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Salman Rushdie
5 years
If you think disgust with genocide denialists is political correctness, then I think our conversation is over, sir.
@martinmiddeke
Martin Middeke
5 years
@SalmanRushdie Yes. But re-read A Sorrow Beyond Dreams on the suicide of his mother and you know what I mean. And generally, a slap in the face of political correctness can be beneficial and curative too.
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Salman Rushdie
2 years
Here's the US cover! #VictoryCity publication date: February 9th, 2023. @randomhouse @PRHDigital @penguinrandom
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Salman Rushdie
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
11 months
May I just say, dear @nytimes , that the great Bob Gottlieb did not publish The Satanic Verses, as your obituary notice incorrectly says. He published Midnight’s Children and Shame. TSV was published by Peter Mayer at Viking. Please correct?
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Salman Rushdie
8 years
Great grief for the fallen, anger at the fanaticism that has created a vile mutation in the heart of Islam, & contempt for the but brigade.
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Salman Rushdie
8 years
This admission just took 27 years. How many more before the "mistake" is corrected?
@timesofindia
The Times Of India
8 years
Ban on @SalmanRushdie 's book was a mistake, P. Chidambaram says #TLFDelhi
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
11 years
Oh well. If the world doesn't end tonight, it's not the end of the world.
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Salman Rushdie
10 years
"Courage ...not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it." The world gives thanks for a life of courage. http://t.co/175B95XR3Y
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Salman Rushdie
3 years
No, never. But thanks for bringing it to my attention.
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Salman Rushdie
8 years
The Satanic Acknowledgment: This is Saul Alinsky on Lucifer. Can't expect Ben Carson to recognize irony or humor.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
4 years
This is the cover for my book of essays Languages of Truth which Random House will publish on May 25th 2021, a collection including many texts never previously in print. Preorder here:
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
3 years
The Turkish publisher @canyayinlari has apologized to me. All existing copies are being withdrawn and a corrected edition will be printed. Thanks for drawing my attention to this.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
8 years
Old Farts 1 The Future 0. Well done England. Maybe lose to Iceland next & get out of Europe properly?
@dylanjonesevans
Professor Dylan Jones-Evans
8 years
The most depressing data from today. Young people wanted a very different future to the one voted for this morning
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Salman Rushdie
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My friend Lou Reed came to the end of his song. So very sad.But hey, Lou, you'll always take a walk on the wild side. Always a perfect day.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
5 years
I wrote about Handke’s idiocies 20 years ago. I agree with you.
@vloracitaku
Vlora Çitaku 🇽🇰
5 years
@SalmanRushdie Dear Salman, I believe you read the news about the latest laureate of the #NobelPrize for literature. I am shocked. It is a slap in the face of all the victims of #Milo šević regime.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
8 years
The murderers were Muslims. Stalinists were Marxists. Communism discredited Marxism.Islamic maniacs discredit Islam.
@farzanalogan
Farzana Logan
8 years
Islam stands for peace and tolerance ... not violence!
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
3 years
Fortieth anniversary in April! Stay tuned...
@KitaabJ
KitaabJunction
3 years
Twenty-five years after its publication, this novel still stands apart as both an epochal work of fiction and a brilliant performance by one of the great literary voices of our time... @SalmanRushdie
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
9 years
Probably because I can spell "why," "you," "are," as well as my own name & several other words. How about you?
@HAQ_ki_Baat
Mumtaz Khan
9 years
@SalmanRushdie Roshdy y u r such A Big Harami ?
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Salman Rushdie
3 years
My MasterClass trailer...
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
2 months
I signed some books…
@vintagebooks
Vintage Books
2 months
A limited number of signed copies of @SalmanRushdie ’s KNIFE:
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
5 years
A quick informal survey. Which do you like best? US/Canadian cover on the left, UK/Indian cover on the right? Me, I like both a lot.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
3 years
The tragedy in India is immense and growing. Here are some organizations to donate to. Please help if you can.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
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Very good luck to you . I hope for the best. And thank you.
@ru202254
RUtzschmid
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@SalmanRushdie You are my hero. I am facing a difficult brain operation which could cause handicap. You are my hero.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
8 years
First make outrageous statement. Then have VP pick contradict it. Then get stooge to deny it. Then blame Hillary. #Trumputin
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
3 years
This is true.
@Shteyngart
Gary Shteyngart
3 years
John LeCarre was one of the greatest and most influential writers of the 20th Century, full stop. RIP.
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Salman Rushdie
3 years
It’s relevant to me. You can make your own decision.
@trent_lewin
Trent Lewin
3 years
@SalmanRushdie Do you still think your writing is relevant?
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Salman Rushdie
8 years
You should have stayed. We might have hugged too.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
3 years
Ah, a fan.
@AAMalik76645915
A.A Malik
3 years
@SalmanRushdie You are agent of Satan. Change your name dog. What about your dirty book named satanic verses
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11 years
Four years ago it was a feeling of joy. This time the main feeling was relief that we don't have to wake up tomorrow in Romney's America.
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Salman Rushdie
3 years
Don’t tell anyone, but I am writing about India again right now, and glad to be “back.” Not Kolkata though. Sorry.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
8 years
Would it be wrong to think that there might be a reason for buying my book that is not related to Khomeini?
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
3 years
Here’s the 40th anniversary edition, with a new introduction by me.
@vintagebooks
Vintage Books
3 years
We are delighted to reveal the new cover of Midnight’s Children by @SalmanRushdie , which will be reissued on 8th April 2021 to celebrate the 40th anniversary of this much loved book.
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
5 years
Lady Hale. The grownup has entered the nursery.
@BBCBreakfast
BBC Breakfast
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The moment Lady Hale revealed that the #SupremeCourt has unanimously ruled "Parliament has not been prorogued."
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@SalmanRushdie
Salman Rushdie
8 years
Now this really IS humorous. Not turning to Jesus, dude, sorry. I write fiction, I don't worship it. Thanks, though.
@DFaulkner73
Darren Faulkner
8 years
I pray that @HillaryClinton & @SalmanRushdie turn to Jesus & are saved from the kingdom Lucifer "won". #jesusislord
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Salman Rushdie
8 years
There's a rumour going around that the actual books are better than the quotes. Longer, though.
@VagaTweets
VagaTweets
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These #quotes by. @SalmanRushdie will make you stop and think about life, and everything else that matters: #QOTD
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Salman Rushdie
9 years
Bravo, Ireland! "Irish voters back gay marriage in 'social revolution' http://t.co/mxNLBzlIH8 via @Reuters "
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5 years
Here’s the jacket again. Out this fall.
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Salman Rushdie
10 years
YOU ARE ILLATIRITE. LARN SPEL. THEN GET BRANE. “ @ishteyaquekamil : @SalmanRushdie YOU ARE LAYER.SHAM YOU.”
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Salman Rushdie
4 years
It must be fun being an asshole who doesn’t care about the dead.
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Salman Rushdie
2 years
No it isn’t.
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Salman Rushdie
5 years
Thank you for your kind birthday wishes, everyone. They made my day.
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Salman Rushdie
9 years
Protecting students from ideas is idiocy.It is the free play of ideas that universities must protect. @MaryamNamazie must speak at Warwick.
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Salman Rushdie
3 years
The American edition. May 25th.
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