*Pablo Martini* @PabloHoggs Twitter profile

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*Pablo Martini*

4 months

I don't have any new year resolution for 2024, just wanna live my life, make money, have peace of mind and chest whatever that comes my way. (No Expectations, No Disappointment) 2023 taught me a lot and I'm glad with my learning and growing.

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*Pablo Martini*

@PabloHoggs

8 months

May our fvck ups not have receipts in Jesus name....Amen 😩😭

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@PabloHoggs

1 month

The name of the customer is “Debola Gbenga Daniels” the son of former Ogun state governor Gbenga Daniels. If the victim is a nobody, nothing of such would have happen.

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@instablog9ja

1 month

FAAN has reportedly shut down the MMIA KFC in Lagos after a manager reportedly told a customer in wheelchair to leave the premises because, "No wheelchairs allowed."

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@PabloHoggs

6 years

My uncle has been in a coma for the past two days after realizing the house he had been paying rent for the past 10 years was owned by his wife

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@PabloHoggs

6 years

U f**ked her? Keep it to urself! She sent u nudes to satisfy u? keep it to urself! She fu*cked u on the 1st day y'all both met? Keep it to urself! Don't go around talkin shit like some 12 yr old who sucked boobs for the 1st time. Real men don't talk too much, Keep ur mouth shut!

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Yemi, what is you drinking?? Bcoz that bottle is sealed 😒😒

✊🏾 yemialade

@yemialadee

5 years

Enjoy your life baby ooo 🥰

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

They just finished bathing my friend at the police station Ishara Remo, taking him to Epe is hometown to bury him. He went out to source for livelihood, get killed on his way & about to be buried now. His wife passed out when he heard the story. So sad and pissed right now 😭

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@PabloHoggs

2 years

If Peter Obi knows the story of Funsho Williams (how he died and those who executed him), he won't be so free and always happy around crowd like he always does. He needs to be more careful out there and makes his security more stronger and tight. This is NIGERIA!

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@PabloHoggs

4 months

I gave you a deal of N450,000 (a deal I can do myself) i just wanted you to eat & smile, you execute the deal, got paid. This guy gave me N10,000 Are you expecting another deal from me? 🙄

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@PabloHoggs

7 months

@Madam_Ufuoma @Emidem6 "I dey own my own when you begin come help me" This statement alone is why most people always stay away from helpless f00ls like this, imagine saying you want to scatter her marriage. Someone that's been helping you every month end o, ungrateful souls don't and won't end well.

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@PabloHoggs

4 years

The message I woke up to 🥺

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*Pablo Martini*

@PabloHoggs

2 years

Only today: * Toyosi clout carry her go jail * JJC baby mama post Funke Akindele kids * Mercy Aigbe pack comot for Adekaz house * Davido buy N2.5B land for Banana Island * Elon Musk wan buy Twitter * Now, ASAP Rocky cheated on pregnant Rihanna Omooooooo.. Una goodnight jare 😞

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@PabloHoggs

6 years

A day will come when your parents will ask you for 10k but you will give them 100k instead.. May that day be in 2018.... RT if you believe

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

Sadly, none of nowadays girls can use this.🚶

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@PabloHoggs

2 years

You've aborted about 4 pregnancy for this babe, promised her you'll marry her, now you dumped her for another influencer. And you call yourself a doctor 🙄

B.U.S.A.Y.O.M.I👅💦🍑

@BusayoOtebata

2 years

Quote this tweet with a sub for someone

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Men, When u marry a woman, u marry her for yourself, not ur mother. We men must stop making our mothers shareholders in our marriages. Your mother is ur father's wife, not ur first wife... So let's stop making life difficult for our wives.. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk 😑😑

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@PabloHoggs

4 months

For those asking: * Yes, 450k is the profit he made from the deal. * No, we never made any agreement on the deal. * How much am I expecting? No specific amount but not 10k * I'm not feeling entitled but gratitude goes a long way and births another deal.

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

Imagine losing your hommie 2020 💔 And 2021 you saw his girlfriend posting 3 years anniversary with another guy 🥺

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

The boy who bought his own Toyota is more successful than the boy who's flexing with his dad's Range Rover There. I said it. 😑😑😑

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@PabloHoggs

4 years

Lekki massacre happened, it wasn't a hoax, people died, real people died for absolutely no reason. Executed on the order of the highest authorities. Remember this and stay angry! #EndSARS

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

June 12 >>>> all roads leads to Ojota. Let's come out all and do this. Retweet Aggressively Lagos || Onions || Naira || Tinubu || Jack Ma

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@PabloHoggs

11 months

So there’s this gist going on in my area, wife was preparing for her baby shower last week. Sister Inlaw jokingly said, you’re not even sure you will make it out alive and you’re busy throwing party. Wife went into labour yesterday and didn’t make it..... 1/3

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

DJ switch must go down in history as one of the BRAVEST WOMEN in Nigeria. Just look at her telling the truth despite all the pressure & intimidation. God keep & preserve you DJ switch. Surely they will gather against you but the truth will prevail #EndSars

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Received a call now quite long from a friend in Pretoria, South Africa. "those indigenes are killing our people from house to house, that he's lost 2 close pals this morning".... Ahhhhhhhh what's happening for God sake #Xenophobia #SAShutdown

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Why is bread the only food that mad people eat in Nollywood movies? 😕😕

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

Good Morning Sir @jidesanwoolu if you're truly for us before securing that seat of yours. Be sincere here, who should be arrested in this pictures below? #FreeEromz #EndSARS

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@PabloHoggs

1 year

@EtuboLion My God.... So Amiyah first me become influencer

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*Pablo Martini*

@PabloHoggs

1 year

I mistakenly load N100,000 for prepaid metre 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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*Pablo Martini*

@PabloHoggs

5 years

Ladies with flat tummys are the only ones who will be taken to valentines date. The rest will be taken for Deworming.. 😑😕😐😂😂

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@PabloHoggs

6 years

Nigerian men should understand that some of these girls bring friends to a date because of safety. Not your food and drinks 🙄

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@PabloHoggs

7 years

My Sister Every man you have sex with, 5% of his shadow remains in you, that's why you have different moods ,many spirits are living in you.

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@PabloHoggs

1 year

What do you people really want? People have played with their children's school fees, mother's (important) money, house rents, loans, etc. What again you people want? Their lives?

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

A woman with less friends makes a good wife.. True/False?? 😕

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@PabloHoggs

4 years

LMAO.. See, forget about Poco Lee or Putin for now.. The Bible never reveal this to us ooo 😂

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*Pablo Martini*

@PabloHoggs

3 years

Cheers to another year 💝🥂🎁🎉🎂 Say a prayer for the birthday dude 💃

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@PabloHoggs

4 years

Toke Makinwa has nothing going in her life right now. What do you expect ?? It's okay if you're not married, it's not an achievement like some do say. But misleading young ladies to get sex toys is not bright at all. Just keep your mouth shut aunty olobo town council 😒

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@PabloHoggs

2 years

@jon_d_doe A sensible and well trained girl would/should know she shouldn't be in bed (at a guy's house) by that time. Cleaning the house and showing your skills in the kitchen should be the first thing. That impression alone makes men love and fall more.

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@PabloHoggs

4 years

They even rated Jellybum 75% on the porn site. I want her to get 95% upward, she's our own let's help her get there. 👀

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

I'm NOT Supporting CHEATING, NOT IN ANYWAY BUT listen.. A man can cheat on his woman and still love her but a woman can't cheat on her man and still love him. I'm saying this bcoz men do not have sex with emotions, women can't have sex without attaching emotions to it. 😷😷

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

Osogbo boys are not finding it funny with those EFCC. EFCC officials are losing their values and respect like that of SARS too. Do your job in a right way, not handling things like unprofessional.

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

I don't smoke weed and am not advising anyone to, but smoking weed does not ruin your life. If you can't handle smoking weed and having a successful life, that's your problem. 😒

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

How much do you spend on data monthly? I'll go first.. N14,000

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@PabloHoggs

2 years

Not in jail Not in hospital Not in grave Cheers to my new Age 🥂🎉🍗🥳🎂🎁

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@PabloHoggs

2 years

That Valhalla guy Is a rare gem, battling some health issues and yet he's helping and assisting people in this app. Making people happy and putting smiles on people's faces. This life is just vanity. May he continue to rest in perfect peace. 🕊️💔

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@PabloHoggs

4 years

Quilox is causing traffic congestion all over its axis, therefore it's been shutdown. I'm not supporting or opposing anyone here. But that same energy should and must be played Whenever RCCG or MFM is having same traffic congestion.

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@PabloHoggs

2 years

The funny part is Annie Idibia is never going to leave 2baba and 2face is never going to stop impregnating women outside their marriage. Annie knew what she signed up for and for those asking if 2baba cheated again, NO, he didn't cheat on Annie, he just impregnated another lady!

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

If you don't come from a rich family. A rich family must come from you. Ji masun 👊👊👊

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Even tho growing up issa scam, we go still grow. Happy Birthday to me. 🎂 🍷 🎊 (Not in jail/grave OR hospital) 🙏🙏

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@PabloHoggs

4 years

Welcome to Nigeria where most women reject good men, choose bad boys get disappointed and blame all men.

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Apart from “go and lock 🔒 the door 🚪 first” what are other motivational words you know? 😄😄😄

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@PabloHoggs

9 months

@ps_wears @SirDavidBent I no de read long stories but I read this one. 😂 You be weyrey true true, well, it's good you let her know for every ment there's always a counter-ment. But this happens in every offices, women don't actually like women. Don't know the reason behind that but it happens alot

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@PabloHoggs

2 years

@mrmacaronii God bless you Debo, I like as you stated everything orderly. DM your account details for refreshment 😊

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Some ladies will snatch a man because of what he's buying for his woman only to find out she's buying it herself 😂😂😢😢

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Mary was a virgin yet she married a carpenter, you are not a virgin..and you are waiting for a guy that works in an oil company, a doctor, an international businessman. My dear, read the bible 😏😏😖😖

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@PabloHoggs

6 years

This man I learnt is in coma. A Nigerian, in UK hospitals, they are looking for his family, Pls kindly RT , this information might get to his people, may the good Lord heal him soon 🙏🙏

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

When a woman says that she loves her children more than her husband, she is clearly telling a lie. She can leave her children with her neighbors, But she will not leave her husband with a neighbour for a minute 😂😑😕😐😂

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@PabloHoggs

4 years

Why am I holding back the person's handle? Best reasons known to me. If you like call me names from now till tomorrow, I'm not dropping the @. Na me dem threaten, na u de shake. (And I didn't drop any account details) My next tweet still got the #EndSars in it. We move 💪

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

"Enjoy your money while you're alive" Now money don finish and I never die 😫

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@PabloHoggs

2 years

You can never be the most intelligent, beautiful, wealthy, handsome, smart or anything in the world, you'll always find someone way better than you. Solomon Buchi was only expressing himself in a way only him understands, how you people interpret that is your problems not his.

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@PabloHoggs

7 years

I want my first born to be a mail child

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

One thing about those givers (philanthropists) is that they have their own bills and responsibilities too, but they choose to put smiles on strangers faces without expecting anything in return. To the givers, I pray your income will be more than your responsibilities 🙏

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

What's happening to our girls nowadays.. My friend just informed me now that his wife abort their pregnancy all Bcoz he's broke and can't afford 3 square meal atm.. Wedding of 3 months for that matter... Oooops I'm confused right now 😕😕😬😬😠😠

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@PabloHoggs

4 years

Forget Sega, Dipo, Pamilerin and Wizkid, people are at Alausa and Lekki Toll.. they need your support. Don't let's lose focus please. #EndSARS #EndSWAT

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@PabloHoggs

10 months

@UnkleAyo @maxvayshia @bola_aseyan Madness will be her portion.... she and her evil supporters will crumble together 🙏🙏🙏

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

Some unknown gunmen with army uniform 'camouflage' just killed one of my close friend along ibadan express way this evening. Went to the same Uni with the wife, I just saw a snap where she's having fun and she hasn't know anything yet, don't know how to tell her. 😫😫

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Never assume that someone likes you by their sweetness. Sometimes, you are just an option when they are bored

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@PabloHoggs

2 years

Imagine Portable as GTB or Airtel customer care. Hello, this is Omo Olalomi on the line How may I help you? 😹😹

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

If you’re reading this i hope you find the strength to get through whatever it is that’s causing YOU so much trouble or pain at the moment 💚🙏💛🙏💙🙏💜

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@PabloHoggs

2 years

Your poor parents have been separated 4 years now, you're not praying or hoping for them to come back together. It's Justin Dean and Korra Obidi wey no Sabi you de give you early morning headache. That your head you think it's pretty, na sawdust full am. 😏

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

When d baboons & monkeys heard that d man who used to chase them away from d maize field had died...they hysterically celebrated... The following year there was no maize..that's when they painfully realised d dead man was the farmer! Moral : Not all 'enemies ' are enemies

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

Bobrisky called Wasiu Ayinde to come play at his birthday party and so freaking what?? Wasiu Ayinde is a musician, he's after his own money. You're a transgender or bisexual doesn't concern him. He's there to deliver whatever job you call him for. So far you paid. 🤷

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@PabloHoggs

1 month

1. Disability doesn't make one less human. Disable people are humans too. 2. KFC won't be shutdown because of a nobody, no matter who you report to, KFC as a company is paying its dues. They'll only apologize and move on. 3. OGD will use his powers in govt to make sure KFC sweats

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Does anyone else find it crazy that you can be so fucking depressed and no one around you notices? Not your parents, not your siblings, not your teachers, your colleagues, no one. Like you can literally be on the verge of tears, drowning and everyone is totally oblivious.

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

You can't be born in February and be normal.. That month is incomplete 🤣

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@PabloHoggs

2 years

Nobody is questioning Papaya's wealth. But how do you subject people to such ridiculous giveaway process just to feel good about yourself? She had people begging, crying and screaming her name just because of iPhone. Celebrities barely even do stuff like this. #Papaya

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@PabloHoggs

7 years

Being Broke Ends at 30. After 30, you're no longer Broke. You're Poor

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Do y’all ever pull out your phone to check the time but have to do it again cause you forgot to look at the time or am i just stupid 😂😂😂

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@PabloHoggs

1 month

@MarthaYaounde My point it, it's been happening to the nobody and news ain't getting to the right channel. Now it happened to a somebody, action has been taken. Those victims (nobody) will be happy about this news. It's inhumane.

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

Few months later they’ll catch these ones and forgive them. Then settle them with a couple millions as a pat on the head for a well banditry job done. A country that’s moving in reverse. Bandits with RPG o!!

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@PabloHoggs

1 year

5k for 20 tweeps. 😊

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

There will always be a guy richer than your boyfriend and there will always be a girl hotter than your girlfriend. Help your man become your choice and help your woman become your queen. That should be one of your relationship goals. Be Contented! 👌

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Black parents are still waking up and dragging themselves to work at their 50's to feed their 27-year-old children who sit and watch GOTV all day. And all they do is post pictures on social media and pretend everything is going well in their lives 😑😑😑

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@PabloHoggs

1 year

"I'm flying down to Nigeria from Yorkshire UK, to exercise my civic right, BATified all the way" BATified thugs don snatch weyrey bag wey passport and other vital documents de for Oshodi. 😂😂💀

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@PabloHoggs

9 months

@abazwhyllzz @instablog9ja So you're not seeing Regha? 😏😏

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@PabloHoggs

4 months

@mamarolex @MensahEstherOmo What happened to showing gratitude?

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@PabloHoggs

1 year

@Postsubman Maybe him go insult cultist..... Remembered when I was doing mine, was posted to a local area in Lekki (Folu), all the boys in my class are either cultist or herbalist, I quickly come to their level and we were friends. Even if you fail, I go pass you. Wetin concern me 🤷🚶

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

It's raining again Lord. Please protect the homeless out there and deal with those that have stupid pride and fake life in Lekki. 🌚

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

It's not even Emeka or Obi Cubana that's disturbing me. I gave up after realising that pastors have invigilators in their theology exams 😕😑

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

They will investigate why you are rich but never investigate why you are poor!

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Enjoy your own company. It’s okay to go shopping alone, go to the movies alone, go out to eat alone. Be happy with yourself 💯💯

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

I watched that Iyabo Ojo live insta, where she was directing her vexation on Yomi Fabiyi. I understand her emotions & para mode, bc she watched the said clip & she knows what she saw Baba Ijesha is in the custody, the authorities have the evidences, the LAW should run its course

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

@toyin_abraham1 @Helenmar11 "ale fun wara, sugbon ale da wara nu" meaning: We don't and can't do good things in life but we can destroy someone else's happiness and good things. Imagine.... 🤦

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Guys, my first giveaway for 2019... N40,000.00 for just one person, quickly answer. When PAUL and SILAS were in the prison, what was the name of the IPO in charge of their case?? 😕😑

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

What’s wrong with texting ur woman first? What’s wrong with replying to her text immediately? What’s wrong with showing her u fucking care? Be mature and put ur motherfucking pride aside bruh. She’s ur woman, and u’re her king, be there for her like u support ur mom 😍💘

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@PabloHoggs

3 years

Going through DJ Switch's trend just makes me sick to my stomach. Omoooo so you people are actually dragging her. Mehn all man for himself. Someone that went live on instagram, how is that a lie?? This foolishness is becoming too much. #LEKKILIES

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@PabloHoggs

1 year

Whenever you see Falz & Mr Macaroni promoting justice and a better Nigeria. Keep it in mind that they're not doing so bc they're starving. They can easily japa if something goes wrong, since they have easy access to several perks. Get well soon Falz The Bahd Guy!!!

YabaLeftOnline

@yabaleftonline

1 year

Singer, Falz calls for prayers as he undergoes knee surgery in the UK

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

Don't be fooled by social media, most of these SLAY QUEENS are hungry and borrowing clothes and hair... Imagine another one having sex and sucking preeq in exchange for t-fare... I need to start driving either Uber or Taxify nowadays 😂😂

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@PabloHoggs

5 years

My brother as long as you keep saying "When can i see you" instead of "Let's go out for lunch" she will forever say "I will let you know when i'm free" 😂😁😉😑😕

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