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@MarthaYaounde

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The vibe is me/ Warri girl/writer /foodie/ rapper/Bookworm/Layefa/ skincare enthusiast/Waterside girl/ May31st/ loves good music /Ijaw girl IG: @drealmatizzy

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Joined July 2014
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Hey guys, Oga Elon has dealt with me this past few days and is still dealing with me sha. Kindly rt and follow my backup account @Dcupoftee . You already know I follow back and engage like crazy.
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@_tattoos_4life Can someone tell this man, that most โ€œBlack Americansโ€ are actually Africans who got taken during the slave trade and didnโ€™t come back after they were granted freedom and most of them felt like they didnโ€™t have any thing to come back to.
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I swear A co worker of mine has very painful period and from time to time she takes excuses. Last month the HR called her and said โ€œlet this be the last time you do not come to work because of your period cramp, the pain is only supposed to last a few hours so come to work
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Not to Trivialize what Women go through but hear meโ€ฆ How come Women donโ€™t treat fellow Women with care during their periods/cramps ? How come those matrons donโ€™t show all forms of care to pregnant Women ? Women โ€œhardlyโ€ stand for pregnant Women to sit at the bank and other
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@yabaleftonline ๐Ÿ˜‚ So yโ€™all, Get up, get dressed, go to a manโ€™s house, strip, kiss, insert the D, it slips out at some point, you put it back in, change styles and all this is a mistake ๐Ÿค” Oxford dictionary must have added another explanation for mistake then
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Tems was featured on the soundtrack of โ€œWakanda foreverโ€,She did a cover of Bob Marley โ€œNo woman no cry. Tems is also on Beyoncรฉ new album โ€œRenaissanceโ€ #tems Talk about BIG MOVES ๐Ÿ˜ฉ @temsbaby we are so proud ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ
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@yabaleftonline Rubbish Not all girl have time to think or even remember that they are seeing period self. Something when we dy even pray make God reduce to once a year cos itโ€™s not something we look forward to, so, hence the calendar to remind me of God revenge cos of Aunty Eve ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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@Hauwa_L Tell her to put you as backup singer that way you wonโ€™t have to pay But the thing is, do you know how to sing? Hope you donโ€™t sound like a drowning shark when you sing? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@SosoTheWanderer Why yโ€™all always try to make a mountain from an anthill? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ
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TG Omori has a way of making songs look outta of this world with his music videos ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Show me a better Nigerian mad video producer, I dy wait ๐Ÿ˜Œ The song. Vs. TG Omori video
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@donmfon ๐Ÿ˜‚ incase the original needs to travel urgently, the photocopy can stand in for him
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Ha Pulsenigeria post my tweet ke ๐Ÿ˜‚ I don blow, yโ€™all should talk to me nicely
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The Agene dance by some fine Ijaw men Proudly a waterside girl #ijawgirl
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@Hauwa_L ๐Ÿ˜‚ Identify as โ€œAmos Edos Osamudiamen, a member of the four man gang โ€ฆโ€ฆ.
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If I had a verse on โ€œWetinโ€ by @thisisyarden , this is what I would say. By the way, this is my absolute favorite song. What do you think though? Help me sha tell @thisisyarden , make e see am
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@Hauwa_L What if he test your singing skills? Hauwa hope you can sing one of his song from start to finish
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@Naija_PR As a guy, why you go dy listen to icespice
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@Hauwa_L Sha donโ€™t give your poor father in law a heart attack when you shout Amala in front of him ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Old but Gold Killer with the bars
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No more ordinary Tiwa Savage It is now Dr. Tiwa Savage Talk about African women winning, this week just keep getting better and better From Big Tems features to Dr.Tiwa winning. Pheww ๐Ÿ˜ฉ what a time to be alive
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@LadiPoe And be the happiest in the room when the guests arrive ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคก
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What ever Burna @burnaboy put on that song ๐Ÿค Song be like drug, person just dy overdose since
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What is this ๐Ÿ˜‚? Una don start
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I just randomly remembered when we were in secondary school. I was in the school drama team and we were acting a drama in front of the assembly where we will eat food that as being poisoned and then die My co-actor after eating a spoon of rice , fell down and screamed
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One year of Nysc coupled with a few sheges here and there and a sprinkle of 2 query letters But we still made it Now an Ex corper ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
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@Hauwa_L Thereโ€™s no greater way to stay motivated than that ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘
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Proudly waterside girl ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@DarkEhmma I swear Itโ€™s always the women that will be behaving like witches
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@LivinTroller It comes with mood swings, yeah But some people over do it
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@ShyJoanie @yabaleftonline Word But then again itโ€™s easy for a man to get seduced by a woman, if a woman wants to have her way with a man, only 1% of men can resist that temptation, but itโ€™s not the same for women.
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@biggs457 Gives a whole new meaning to โ€œwomen supporting womenโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Naija_PR Why you go get birthday wishlist
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That guy that did that Ellu P 71 Ellu P 72 Obi 73 Make una give am award for creating a national anthem for Labour Party people ๐Ÿ˜‚ abeg
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๐Ÿ˜‚ I am going through this โ€œAt 25โ€ trend, I just dy laugh since Omo nor let anybody pressure you o, so what if you donโ€™t have your life figured out at 25, you are alive right? Thatโ€™s all that matters, that means you have a shot at life again
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@Bqmbulu @RapidEyeMo And he doesnโ€™t allow you date other boys, Damn baby thatโ€™s sounds like slavery to me
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Randomly remembered when my mom took me and my siblings to her village when I was 9 yrs old ( an Ijaw village so you know there must be water), mind you this was my first time here and I really didnโ€™t know how to swim or even paddle a canoe
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@erigganewmoney Proudly Deltan ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@SirDavidBent I donโ€™t think thatโ€™s it though A lot of people are unable to control their emotions when they see their celebrity crush especially when they werenโ€™t pre informed that the person will turn up. Probably happened out of happiness
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Nobody Absolutely Nobody Me when izogie died:
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Big Wiz bringing out oxlade to perform Kulosa in his Paris show last night is forever goated abeg He even knew the lyrics of the song Ha what a time to be alive ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฟ
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Did you know the song โ€œUnder the influenceโ€ was co written by Davido and Kiddominant
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I love everything about growing up as an Ijaw girl, and oh, how I love the boats and canoe rides. I love the language, the food,the culture, the way our women and Men wriggling their bodies when they dance. I am a Waterside Girl and a proud one and you?
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First of all, I was screaming when I heard them speak the Ijaw language, they tried sha considering they are not Ijaw pple(P.S, my neighbors prolly think I have gone finally mad). Mr P did well with the Ijaw Intonations sha, (saying jump as zoup ๐Ÿ˜‚ , just as Jos) #bloodvessel
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@Marthadmah Martha be speaking for yourself you hear
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@ibeleeswhag Madam suppose trust you to know the kind man when you be. So you go tell her say you are just coming out of the bathroom Cos I nor see any reason to feel guilty for crime when you nor even commit
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Okay first off the Afolayanโ€™s has hacked this story telling thing. Secondly, I love how Saro has become some sort of Grim Reaper in the beginning and even end up tricking the dead ๐Ÿ˜‚, bad guy. This level of storytelling is mad Still watching it what #Anikulapo
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Bank queue, fuel queue, PVC queue Abeg which queue you dy like this ?
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@PabloHoggs So we should wait till it happens to a nobody before we become concerned? Rich or not, that was a terrible thing to do
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Dear LOML I canโ€™t wait to see the world with you
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@Emeneks Because you can not come and dress more than the bride and the groom ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@MrMekzy_ 1st xperience, We were staying in a face me I slap you room, my dad was away on his travels, saw my mom cryin with my new born baby sister, 1 of the man gave us money that he obviously robbed from other room n said โ€œU born dis fine pikin, u nor fit take care of am, take moni joor
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Rip AKA I wonder why rap music is always associated to death. Canโ€™t someone just be a rapper and not be a gangster ? Rip AKA, we will miss you. โ€œFELA IN VERSACEโ€ was my favorite AKA song, what was yours?
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Who would have thought that having โ€œCash in handโ€ will one day be a big flex?
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Take 50k from your salary Go to Eko hotel and flex
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As of this morning, People were rejecting old naira notes in Warri, and there is no new notes in circulation. Now people canโ€™t get food or go about their businesses because of this. Anyways this is the update on Enerhen junction in Warri. ๐Ÿ˜ข
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Imagine if its really true and turns out to be some sort of Zombie Apocalypse Omo all my zombie movie skills are about to be put to use
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Just to be clear I am not the only adult who canโ€™t swim or ride a bicycle abi
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Yo I made a freestyle to @erigganewmoney song Vawulence, help me tag him till he sees it I sabi!! Fuck
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Nigerian movie is really doing the most First it was the Anikulapo movie with bimbo nudes, and that wasnโ€™t even her, Now Shanty Town with Nancy Isime nude scene, Guess what? Yup you got it, she didnโ€™t really do it. Omo this people deserve their flowers ๐Ÿ’ sha #ShantyTown
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@SirDavidBent ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Is the way they paint a picture perfect life on their podcast for other gullible girls to view and believe, na that one dy burst my head pass
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If you werenโ€™t your current tribe What tribe would you have loved to be and why?
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I said men are wicked Did I say my man is wicked? Abeg oo
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Ogriagbene and Tamigbe Woman Proudly water side girl
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Ijaw Twitter, Quote This Tweet With A Picture Of You On Black/White. Representing Southern Ijaw, Bayelsa State.
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Palm pay don get new strategy
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Do yโ€™all still believe that myth โ€œThat if you have a tattoo you canโ€™t donate bloodโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ I canโ€™t believe people still believe that
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Fried chicken for breakfast You down?
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Last last ehen, get you a woman that reads One who feeds your body, mind and soul A lady who will guard your heart and guide your head Whose love will follow you from this life unto the next Who makes your house a home, a nest Donโ€™t you just love poetry ?๐Ÿ˜
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@drpenking @MarthaYaounde Oya o ifb with the speed of lightning
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Men, if you were a woman for a day, what would you do? Women, if you were a man for a day, what would you do?
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@lollypeezle ๐Ÿ˜‚ I remembered when I worked as a receptionist in a hotel after my OND A small boy came with one small girl like that to get a room, Omo I forgot hotel policy of customer is always right and yelled at them to โ€œGo homeโ€ I told the girl, if you get belle, this boy go run ๐Ÿ˜‚
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No matter how strong you are, there was a relationship that almost took you to mental hospital
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So going naked in banks is the only way they will attend to you in this Nigeria now ba?
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Olumide Oworu contesting for the Lagos state House of assembly was not something I expected to see. But so far, this year has been full of surprises and the year hasnโ€™t even started properly yet. But I will definitely vote for him and hope he doesnโ€™t take us too FAR FROM HOME ๐Ÿ˜œ
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So INEC has declared Bola Ahmed Tinubu as President elect of Nigeria ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. It is well o Anyways I just say make I let una know say I don reach Kenya.
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@Hauwa_L You use his picture on the current affairs book as the point of contact Abi ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@SamuelOtigba If they pay you 100k self for this regime. They go expect you to work Monday - Saturday and they go expect you to bow down when ever you receive your salary alert cos they think say na BIG MONEY
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
5 months
Fucccc Another dumbo has gotten a mic and an atheistic space and is about to spill stupid takes for her fellow dumb people to hear๐Ÿ˜ฉ. I thought yโ€™all said you will stop selling mics to them ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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5 months
Phyna launches new podcast
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
@drpenking Cos she nor want wahala She nor want internet detective to come online and say โ€œI know that man, he was with me last weekโ€
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
Imagine say Nigeria dy get earthquakes attack join the condition when we dy now . Ha, it for too red At least make we dy grateful for that one first
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
Today we were having a meeting on zoom. Then my boss husband walked in and said to her โ€œGive me a kissโ€, she screamed and said โ€œI am in a meeting naโ€ So she turned off her video and she thought she turned off her mic as well โ€œbaby I donโ€™t like this oโ€ A THREAD
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@MarthaYaounde
cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
4 months
@williamsCross04 @Chibinye @iamrenike @Agu_nwanyi6 Lmao I swear They go eventually get tired because I go show them pepper as well
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
Na only me be adult when never faint once for my life Abi we gather dy?
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
This could be us but....?
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
Your partner comes home and says โ€œBabe I cheated on youโ€ How are you responding?
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@MarthaYaounde
cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
@yabaleftonline But are you aware that people are affected seriously by it And that a lot of people will end up spending their minimum wage on transportation Are you also planning to increase minimum wage as well?
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
No money, no money But person must always see money to sub How come?
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 months
@DailyLoud At least he wasnโ€™t naked in all his music video or shooting videos in a jail cell while pregnant and dancing naked
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
Enjoyment wan kee me
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@MarthaYaounde
cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
๐Ÿ˜‚ things dy happen for this life sha
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@MarthaYaounde
cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
@yabaleftonline Face cap? Colored hair? I donโ€™t understand, is it a secondary sch? Will this in anyway impove the students learning abilities or will this make the students get jobs immediately they leave the sch ๐Ÿ˜‚? Once again, misplaced priorities , my thoughts sha๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
Abeg for my forthcoming birthday, send me gifts. Nor come use โ€œOn this day long agoโ€ take kill me. I nor dy forbid gifts
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Abeg patronize me Gucci Agidi Make una nor follow me drag this business na me first start am o
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Flaunt your native name and itโ€™s meaning I will go first Layefa- No one like me
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@MarthaYaounde
cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
Our G.O @BlaqBonez together with Sis @Raybekah_ and bro @Officialchike have started a worldwide revival tagged โ€œBreaking the yoke of love. I,sister @MarthaYaounde have joined them to break this evil yoke. Pls tag them till they see it. #breakingtheyokeoflove #breakingtheyoke
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
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cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Nobody: Nigerian men: I have a girlfriend, but is you I love
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@MarthaYaounde
cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
@yabaleftonline Oga You donโ€™t want to donate kidney, you donโ€™t want to come back ๐Ÿ˜‚? Wow, nice one
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@MarthaYaounde
cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
When a girl works hard and starts getting money,often times, is her fellow women that comes online and say โ€œAm sure sheโ€™s sleeping with men nowโ€and tarnishes her name. You see that โ€œWoman support woman talkโ€,thatโ€™s just lies,woman are always the first to destroy themselves
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@MarthaYaounde
cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
Learn to text ugly people too, we have feelings just like you
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@MarthaYaounde
cupoftee ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Big butt runs in my family The angel when skip me sha I nor know Wetin I do am
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