The vibe is me/ Warri girl/writer /foodie/ rapper/Bookworm/Layefa/ skincare enthusiast/Waterside girl/ May31st/ loves good music /Ijaw girl IG:
@drealmatizzy
Hey guys, Oga Elon has dealt with me this past few days and is still dealing with me sha.
Kindly rt and follow my backup account
@Dcupoftee
.
You already know I follow back and engage like crazy.
@_tattoos_4life
Can someone tell this man, that most โBlack Americansโ are actually Africans who got taken during the slave trade and didnโt come back after they were granted freedom and most of them felt like they didnโt have any thing to come back to.
I swear
A co worker of mine has very painful period and from time to time she takes excuses. Last month the HR called her and said โlet this be the last time you do not come to work because of your period cramp, the pain is only supposed to last a few hours so come to work
Not to Trivialize what Women go through but hear meโฆ
How come Women donโt treat fellow Women with care during their periods/cramps ?
How come those matrons donโt show all forms of care to pregnant Women ?
Women โhardlyโ stand for pregnant Women to sit at the bank and other
@yabaleftonline
๐ So yโall, Get up, get dressed, go to a manโs house, strip, kiss, insert the D, it slips out at some point, you put it back in, change styles and all this is a mistake ๐ค
Oxford dictionary must have added another explanation for mistake then
Tems was featured on the soundtrack of โWakanda foreverโ,She did a cover of Bob Marley โNo woman no cry. Tems is also on Beyoncรฉ new album โRenaissanceโ
#tems
Talk about BIG MOVES ๐ฉ
@temsbaby
we are so proud ๐๐พ๐๐พ
@yabaleftonline
Rubbish
Not all girl have time to think or even remember that they are seeing period self.
Something when we dy even pray make God reduce to once a year cos itโs not something we look forward to, so, hence the calendar to remind me of God revenge cos of Aunty Eve ๐ฉ
@Hauwa_L
Tell her to put you as backup singer that way you wonโt have to pay
But the thing is, do you know how to sing?
Hope you donโt sound like a drowning shark when you sing? ๐
TG Omori has a way of making songs look outta of this world with his music videos ๐ฉ
Show me a better Nigerian mad video producer, I dy wait ๐
The song. Vs. TG Omori video
If I had a verse on โWetinโ by
@thisisyarden
, this is what I would say.
By the way, this is my absolute favorite song.
What do you think though?
Help me sha tell
@thisisyarden
, make e see am
No more ordinary Tiwa Savage
It is now Dr. Tiwa Savage
Talk about African women winning, this week just keep getting better and better
From Big Tems features to Dr.Tiwa winning. Pheww ๐ฉ what a time to be alive
I just randomly remembered when we were in secondary school. I was in the school drama team and we were acting a drama in front of the assembly where we will eat food that as being poisoned and then die
My co-actor after eating a spoon of rice , fell down and screamed
@ShyJoanie
@yabaleftonline
Word
But then again itโs easy for a man to get seduced by a woman, if a woman wants to have her way with a man, only 1% of men can resist that temptation, but itโs not the same for women.
๐
I am going through this โAt 25โ trend, I just dy laugh since
Omo nor let anybody pressure you o, so what if you donโt have your life figured out at 25, you are alive right?
Thatโs all that matters, that means you have a shot at life again
Randomly remembered when my mom took me and my siblings to her village when I was 9 yrs old ( an Ijaw village so you know there must be water), mind you this was my first time here and I really didnโt know how to swim or even paddle a canoe
@SirDavidBent
I donโt think thatโs it though
A lot of people are unable to control their emotions when they see their celebrity crush especially when they werenโt pre informed that the person will turn up.
Probably happened out of happiness
Big Wiz bringing out oxlade to perform Kulosa in his Paris show last night is forever goated abeg
He even knew the lyrics of the song
Ha what a time to be alive ๐ฉ๐ค๐ฟ๐ค๐ฟ
I love everything about growing up as an Ijaw girl, and oh, how I love the boats and canoe rides.
I love the language, the food,the culture, the way our women and Men wriggling their bodies when they dance.
I am a Waterside Girl and a proud one and you?
First of all, I was screaming when I heard them speak the Ijaw language, they tried sha considering they are not Ijaw pple(P.S, my neighbors prolly think I have gone finally mad).
Mr P did well with the Ijaw Intonations sha, (saying jump as zoup ๐ , just as Jos)
#bloodvessel
@ibeleeswhag
Madam suppose trust you to know the kind man when you be. So you go tell her say you are just coming out of the bathroom
Cos I nor see any reason to feel guilty for crime when you nor even commit
Okay first off the Afolayanโs has hacked this story telling thing.
Secondly, I love how Saro has become some sort of Grim Reaper in the beginning and even end up tricking the dead ๐, bad guy.
This level of storytelling is mad
Still watching it what
#Anikulapo
@MrMekzy_
1st xperience,
We were staying in a face me I slap you room, my dad was away on his travels, saw my mom cryin with my new born baby sister, 1 of the man gave us money that he obviously robbed from other room n said โU born dis fine pikin, u nor fit take care of am, take moni joor
Rip AKA
I wonder why rap music is always associated to death. Canโt someone just be a rapper and not be a gangster ?
Rip AKA, we will miss you.
โFELA IN VERSACEโ was my favorite AKA song, what was yours?
As of this morning, People were rejecting old naira notes in Warri, and there is no new notes in circulation. Now people canโt get food or go about their businesses because of this. Anyways this is the update on Enerhen junction in Warri. ๐ข
Nigerian movie is really doing the most
First it was the Anikulapo movie with bimbo nudes, and that wasnโt even her, Now Shanty Town with Nancy Isime nude scene, Guess what?
Yup you got it, she didnโt really do it. Omo this people deserve their flowers ๐ sha
#ShantyTown
@SirDavidBent
๐ ๐
Is the way they paint a picture perfect life on their podcast for other gullible girls to view and believe, na that one dy burst my head pass
Last last ehen, get you a woman that reads
One who feeds your body, mind and soul
A lady who will guard your heart and guide your head
Whose love will follow you from this life unto the next
Who makes your house a home, a nest
Donโt you just love poetry ?๐
@lollypeezle
๐ I remembered when I worked as a receptionist in a hotel after my OND
A small boy came with one small girl like that to get a room, Omo I forgot hotel policy of customer is always right and yelled at them to โGo homeโ
I told the girl, if you get belle, this boy go run ๐
Olumide Oworu contesting for the Lagos state House of assembly was not something I expected to see.
But so far, this year has been full of surprises and the year hasnโt even started properly yet.
But I will definitely vote for him and hope he doesnโt take us too FAR FROM HOME ๐
@SamuelOtigba
If they pay you 100k self for this regime. They go expect you to work Monday - Saturday and they go expect you to bow down when ever you receive your salary alert cos they think say na BIG MONEY
Fucccc
Another dumbo has gotten a mic and an atheistic space and is about to spill stupid takes for her fellow dumb people to hear๐ฉ.
I thought yโall said you will stop selling mics to them ๐ฉ
Today we were having a meeting on zoom.
Then my boss husband walked in and said to her โGive me a kissโ, she screamed and said โI am in a meeting naโ
So she turned off her video and she thought she turned off her mic as well โbaby I donโt like this oโ
A THREAD
@yabaleftonline
But are you aware that people are affected seriously by it
And that a lot of people will end up spending their minimum wage on transportation
Are you also planning to increase minimum wage as well?
@yabaleftonline
Face cap?
Colored hair?
I donโt understand, is it a secondary sch? Will this in anyway impove the students learning abilities or will this make the students get jobs immediately they leave the sch ๐?
Once again, misplaced priorities , my thoughts sha๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
When a girl works hard and starts getting money,often times, is her fellow women that comes online and say โAm sure sheโs sleeping with men nowโand tarnishes her name. You see that โWoman support woman talkโ,thatโs just lies,woman are always the first to destroy themselves