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I’m got a fupa and a savings account..talk to me nice🇯🇲👩‍👧‍👧 35+Twitter

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@Notchypoo
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5 months
One thing I respect about Gen Z is that yall don’t let these companies play in yall face. I wish I had the balls in the beginning of my career to stand firm on not allowing these companies to take advantage of me 😩😩😩
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Ooop. Grand opening. Grand closing on this podcast😵‍💫😭
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@queenveej Sis send him my way so we can shut down these student loans real quick 🙌🏾🙌🏾🤣🤣🤣
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@colorfullstory So what if homeboy gets multiple girls pregnant?? He gonna end up with a PHD by the time he’s finished 😩😩😩😩
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@tamaracharese Many of these ladies become married single moms…and a lot of drinking wine outta Stanley cups is involved 😩😩😩
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@Taylor_flores13 @tiredhan Or the they are prepared to shoot each other by accident which happens more often but go off girl
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@OldPappyThomas Maybe the should have picked a better major in college..something that would have made them some money
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@Man_in_thamira @shutuptav @LeekLeek___ I think those are bottles they are poppin at the club! 🎉 😂😂
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@markintime @astralpunk_ Damn!!! They got you out here like an outcast 😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@maracharese Exactly. The folks that can make 20 dollars last two weeks are the ones who really understand how money works. I’m tired of people whose meemaws left them 600k telling me to budget better 😐
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@phatdabb_gmn You gonna have to sell your watch for bail money beloved
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@SwtThangB oh they gonna have to lick the cooter if they gonna do all that..I ain't walking around with blue clit 😩😩😂😂😂
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@BeardedScholar @sAri2BotherU Whoa there fella..too much dip on ya chip
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@liamblackman13 @retsehcveK_ @Demyliano An Eternity my dear friend 😩😩😩😂😂😂😂
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@LonestarAL @Mrs_ARockstar Sounds like someone needs viagra 🙃
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@rules_schmules @bandholz So you don’t want sweaty socks on your floors but your ok with shoes that have stepped on pissy bathroom floors and possible dog poo 🥴
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@asvpdanish Unearned privilege, medium rare steak, and beer pong
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@isiteverydaycry @im_jay_scott @4ngeIic @problemochile Why I think your right though 😩😩😩😩😩
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@DontWorryBoutB Because then it wouldn’t be a scam..duh 🥴🥴🥴
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@DPMCanty I don’t even wanna think about what he was going to do with those girls…how horrible 🤬🤬🤬
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@AquafarE @rants_lizzy Yup knew someone who did this. Wife decided that they should adopt and then that’s when he told her the truth 😔😔😔
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@SadiqoJN What in the Chucky Doll is going on here?? How does a new born give off “bad vibes”???
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@Balenciagabndt @ChrisHeDoesIt @SparKLeShiNes @LebaneseThor The same black people that built this country for free don’t work hard?? Y’all nignogs are embarrassing
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@maracharese Exactly. They don’t see the drama Kelly Clarkson is going thru with that man?? Hell Sherri Sheppard gonna be coming outta her pocket till she 97. Marriage doesn’t necessarily benefit older successful women
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@Tigresa_de1810 @SweeTest_BerRiz @SeakingSza @jiggyjayy2 Yup..shit fucked me up real bad. 10 yrs later I’m still embarrassed about how dark things almost went 😔
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@emiraobvious @kirawontmiss Food, shelter and love is what children need…they do not need a separate room
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@YGod1218 @dietnegro @NotGeauxGabby Raising a newborn isn’t always joyous beloved. Lack a sleep will make someone lose their mind on top of we have no idea what her body is going thru physically and we haven’t even discussed if she was going to postpartum depression.
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@SixBrownChicks What in the indentured servant is this??? Those are your kids not hers...and she has no obligation to take care of them for basically free!! Some people have nothing but the audacity I tell ya 😩😩😩
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@JataTheGod @lotyslove If you dont believe your partner and your friends have different rules..that’s a bit of a problem beloved 🥴
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4 years
Where is Bryson momma? They upset at Anny and clearly she loves Bryson but where is that energy for porno granny’s own daughter???? #90DayFiance
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@StevenC0819 @sammyrigaud Me a black, having the same problem 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@jiggyjayy2 He had 2 kids on his wife and the streets said he wasn’t even fully divorced yet when he got with Adrienne 🫠
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@YungYinkv Cuz some of y’all are trash
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Just came home from the hospital with my newborn 👶🏾. Someone let me know what I missed!!! #Dateline
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@MrDukeweiser 😩😩🤣🤣🤣
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@AyBankole20 @AmyShircel I have a friend that’s currently very sick...and very alone with Covid..this isn’t funny at all
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@TheBwoyDej @Kevinbigbuckz @Britt_The__Shit @DrBWillingham They just kinda just expected us to know shit. Like they hit American land and their children absorbed all knowledge. Mom I’m 7 please help me with my math 😩😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@CheechAintShit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think those are those thick ass transitional panties the toddlers wear
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@SixBrownChicks A.1 I...a black..will now be using this method. Thank you beloved
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@JoeWBowles @JulieDiCaro I’m tired of white people bringing up Chicago because it’s the only example they can think of...psst..black people live all over 😉
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When everyone says to me.. “move further out of Orlando…it’s cheaper” 🥴🥴🥴🥴 This is from antique shop in Mount Dora (45 mins from me)
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@Katricecivil @BuddyNoLove Saved my ass a few years back!! My upstairs neighbor had a puppy that chewed thru the toilet water line and water down to my apt..damaged a lot of ish! Thank goodness I happened to have been home.
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@PremesLife I changed careers and pivoted into tech as a contracts specialist. I started at 49k cuz I needed a damn job during covid 🤣🤣. Now im making 6 figures less than 3 yrs later. Just get yaself in the door ..moving up comes easy after that!!
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@kenziii02 @theyangarciaa @paradisemndes My God loves all his children ☺️
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@the_bellyy @zellieimani @iAmQuanJay So then white people dont kill other white people???
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@maggersmorris You thought this was it huh Maggie??
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@Boom1Go @bajaxprincesa @yes_tojess So your not worried she’s having sex with others..your just worried that others are spending money on her..ok
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@kathrinepandell @AITA_reddit Grown ass woman taking a dodo on someone’s couch and your mad your friend cleaned you up?! Be mad at the other friends that laughed and left her in her shit
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@youmust_becrazy @___inCANdescent No we don’t that’s the problem. my friend had Covid in June...had to go on perm disability cuz his memory loss is so severe. Another friend had diarrhea for 3 months..had to go back to the hospital 3x for dehydration. A cousin that still hasn’t gotten her taste back 6 mths later
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@issatrae @taedoroki_ This is my daughter every single night..I wake up at 2am..mouth full of damn diapers. I move her..at 2:45am she’s scratching at my titties (not sure why she’s not breastfeeding 🥴) and 3:30am baby ass in my face..this is all night long 😩😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Any1butM3 @ElMeecho1 @ImSo_PATIENCE Yes because men admit they are rapists when you ask them 🥴
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@thedailybeast I know 3 medical professionals who lost their lives to Covid. I have no sympathy for those who play these type of games
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@Taliabutler8 @Evikokaine @cavillkaleo If he’s homeless he can’t
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@__HerEyezLow @BihhImDopeAf I cackled so damn hard watching this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@PlzSayDeGorjis 😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@cwlive2 @CynthiaHRivas Sorry about your friend..but your tweet is wrong. PS..read the damn room
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@MikeDarnay I don’t see the problem
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@yaggie20 @chuccchuccmusic @angelayee Maybe he's referring to a rug..you know the cheap ones have no grip at the bottom 😩😩😩😂😂😂😂
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@breeboyce40 Someone lied to you girl
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@Walter53233126 @BerniceKing @GovStitt This is a bot that clearly didn’t read the training guide before the first day of work🥴🥴🥴
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@IamKevintG @Living0od You would be surprised how many people don’t realize that. They swear that all the hispanic islands are light skinned people and the other islands are just black 🥴
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@EmilyJones_96 @JeffreeStar Or...he doesn’t have the receipts 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Russian bots working feverishly on twitter to stop people from reading #fireandfurybook
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@Billie_Farlow @GhostFreeOr1056 Nothing wrong with it but his tweet his obnoxious and unnecessary.
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@WaliGz I think they gonna fire that mgr first for embarrassing them and later on let him go for the same reason 😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣
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@SSumdaze @srl Good for you sis!!
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@suzyjshaw @GMB @piersmorgan @susannareid100 “I’m white, my husband is white and we wonder how white our son will be” 😐
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@Bossip 😩😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@KirkWrites79 That was seasoned with white tears and privilege cuz not a nan other season was involved
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@theknownoutlaw @KopanoMashishi Many girls have their periods by 10..which means they can get pregnant. I’m assuming that you want children to know what sex is if they can get pregnant…no?
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If you have a head you can wear it #DuragHistoryWeek
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@SixBrownChicks Q.3 oh now you vex???
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@NeilDixon230384 @iamcardib Killing someone based on their skin color isn’t very nice Neil 🥴
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@ItsTimiDuhh It’s too early to cry 😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Teachmesumn_new @derekarnellx I think the problem with your tweet is that there is a HUGE difference btwn buying biotin online and purchasing a creamy substance from someone’s house and having it go thru the post office in July
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@demtittiesavg I’m thinking she musta been a really big girl and lost a lot of weight...cuz the way her arms and legs jiggle. Maybe causing her to have droopy face 🤷🏾‍♀️
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@DragonflyJonez A sales rep was complaining to me about a client so I say.. “Damn she was really playing you in ya face” He responds… “Oh no this Convo was not in person it was over the phone” 😩😩😩😩😩
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@SeTanTa45 @washingtonpost She called the kids slurs and killed their momma..you can go to hell
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@YGod1218 @dietnegro @NotGeauxGabby You know the saying “takes a village to raise a child” it’s true..from day one. While there a few jobs that are dangerous or important enough to compare..most jobs do not take the mental strength it takes to take raise of a newborn
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@12th_House_Sun @blaxican_bonita She’s always been a single mom.
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@chaosfordinner_ @letsassume I know the back ya ears stink
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@desusnice You clearly don’t love yourself if you decided this was a good Sunday morning convo 😩😩😩😂😂😂
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@cali4niaboiii @a_duckett Exactly! They still wanna be wrong and strong. Take your L and push on 😂😂😂
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@LansingDave @unfxxkwittable No one WANTS to normalize it but if the men don’t want to step up..you can’t force for them to do so.
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