Senior Writer for FanGraphs, ESPN contributor, data provider for teams/agents, ZiPSetician, gamer, possibly the worst. BBWAA, AI nonsense, Digital Dandy.
Let's go through these one by one:
1. ZiPS was obviously low last year, but it was the highest of the projection systems and this year, projected the Orioles with the most wins in the AL.
I have to admit that I want to see the Angels acquire Juan Soto because I'm legitimately curious if they can get 20 WAR from Trout/Soto/Ohtani in 2023 and still somehow go 79-83.
Rookie of the Year Reboot
Little Leaguer discovers that he can suddenly throw 100 mph.
The Cubs sign him and because it's 2022, just having a 100 mph fastball makes him their
#29
prospect.
Henry plays a year for Myrtle Beach Pelicans but finds his paper route pays better.
One thing to remember: the MLBPA did not strike. MLB locked them out.
MLB could end the lockout in the time it takes you to eat a taco without a single additional concession from the rules they were happy to operate under last season while they continue to negotiate.
After very unexpected complications, it's with great sadness that my buddy since 1999, Galileo, has passed away at age 20. I could never ask a cat to be a more loyal friend than he was. He's been by my side my entire career and it's going to be hard to be without him.
Whenever you're feeling charitable about MLB, remember, *this* guy is the one MLB won't let buy a team while they let the Wilpons own a team and allowed Jeff Loria to own teams *twice*.
“I reached out ... to find out what it would cost to financially support people who aren’t going to be able to come to work.”
–Mark Cuban on his plan for Mavericks employees during the NBA suspension
@hes_verygood
The only time it Coolidge didn't come off unhappy was the run in which it made him a dog.
There's also a run in which Hoover became a giant marshmallow.
I'm pleased to announce that I'm joining FanGraphs full-time as a senior writer. I'll be doing a lot of what I did at ESPN Insider and also tackling a lot of the national, breaking stories.
Dodgers developed: Will Smith, Corey Seager, Cody Bellinger, Walker Buehler, Julio Urias, Clayton Kershaw, Tony Gonsolin, Dustin May, Kenley Jansen, Gavin Lux, Austin Barnes.
The Rockies hired a GM who doesn't understand basic facts about one of their primary rivals.
Bill Schmidt said he plans to pursue all avenues to get better this offseason, including trades and free agents. But, they aren't changing their philosophy.
"We're not the Dodgers. We're the Colorado Rockies. We scout, draft and develop."
We all have to agree that if we get through this without society, when it's all over, we've got to remember that we're still really, really mad at the Houston Astros.
It's so refreshing when an athlete gets arrested and it's *not* for beating up someone they care about.
Rich Hill's disorderly conduct arrest was apparently for normal "being a dumbass" disorderly conduct.
Honestly, after you happily acquire Aroldis Chapman, I think your right to moral outrage about something Sosa may have done more than 15 years ago, before baseball drug-tested, has officially expired.
A look at MLB the Show minor league concessions.
This park only has two different concessions. The first is Kosher Grill, which apparently serves a Crazy Crab's Sandwich, which can't possibly be kosher, unless chicken constitutes a "crazy crab."
I'm amused how the Kansas City Royals won't use Pratto and Pasquantino over Santana and O'Hearn because of the chances that they struggle and play like...Santana and O'Hearn.
I imagine the White Sox manager search is Jerry Reinsdorf naming a bunch of managers from the 1980s and demanding Rick Hahn find out which ones are still alive.
@choice_fielder
@MikeKlis
A big part of the Rays model is a competent, modern front office.
This is like me eating 8,000 calories a day because The Rock does.
That there are still a handful of sportswriters raging against analytics is absolutely delicious. Every team is at least partially run by analytics. If you don't understand analytics, you lack insight on how teams make decision in 2018. You're the outsider, not the insider.
MLB's offer: Almost all of baseball's revenue growth should go to us.
MLBPA's offer: Some of baseball's revenue growth should go to us, leaving most of it still for you.
Moron: WHY ARE PLAYERS S0 UNREASONABLE KIDS GAME I CAN HIT 50 HOMERS ON DALLUS KICKLE
Because of the COVID-19 postponements, the NL East standings currently look like one of those leagues from the 1870s when the team folded in May because the owner had to flee to the next town over to escape his creditors and the team didn't want to be paid in leftover opera hats.
"Home runs don't win playoff games," says Very Smart Man watching playoffs in which 51% of runs have come on homers, compared to 43% in the regular season.
Would Scott Rolen have his Hall of Fame case enhanced if he came back and played at Chris Davis's 2018 level of value for *nine* seasons? Because that's the difference between Rolen and Vizquel.
The weird thing about fans bootlicking for owners is there's little reason to support owners from anyone from *across* the economic spectrum.
MLB owners are an anti-labor, anti-free market, welfare collecting, billionaires. There's something there for *everyone* to hate.
Seriously, if you have so little faith in Willson Contreras, a player who has been playing catcher *in your division for 8 years* that you're willing to lose faith in his ability to play catcher after one bad month from pitchers, why the hell did you sign him at all?
As I hate 16-team playoffs, I hope the MLBPA realizes for 2021 and beyond that it would be awful for them; the more random success is, the less valuable investing in success is.
Basically, when you say that Manny Machado making $30 million year is offensive, you're saying that you rather the Padres keep the money he generates instead.
Because that $30 million would not be going to lower ticket prices and if you thought that, my condolences.
MLBs offer is a nearly hard cap, untied to revenues, that actually declines every year in real dollars. In return for by far the worst salary cap in major sports, players get the privilege of conceding 14 team playoffs.
Talks are pointless while that's on the table.
This is beyond embarrassing, and far, far worse than anything Dan Le Batard did with his ballot.
Rieber used his ballot to honor a player by intentionally *dishonoring* others. He should never be allowed to vote again, period.
Dear every website ever,
No, I don't want to receive notifications. At all. Ever. Throughout the universe.
Do not ask me again next week. For the love of God, stop asking me.
Thanks,
Dan
Now, Cleveland Spiders are a headliner writers dream.
Spiders Spins Web, Beat Twins 4-3
Spiders Bite Royals, 5-2
Spiders Ensnare White Sox in Three-Game Sweep
Carlos Carrasco Catches Rangers in Cocoon and Liquifies Their Insides with Digestive Enzymes in No-Hitter.
I just don't understand Tony La Russa's continued employment. If the old-school manager can't be a leader to the team or prevent the collapse of morale, then what's the purpose of having the old school guy? Get someone familiar with 21st century baseball.
The Cincinnati Reds should offer four low-tier prospects to the Rockies for Trevor Story. If the Rockies aren't willing to pull the trigger, assure the Rockies that they can also send the Reds the money for Story's salary too.
If they really want to improve the in-game experience, the Marlins should hire an in-game first baseman, third baseman, leftfielder, and like five in-game pitchers.
If the Mets want someone in return for Syndergaard that could help them win right now, the player they could trade for that will provide the most help is Noah Syndergaard.
Braves Front Office: "I'm glad we locked up all our young stars long-term."
Phillies FO: "We got Trea Turner!"
Mets FO: "Justin Verlander is a great deGrom replacement."
Marlins FO: "Will anyone eat fries? DoorDash charges $6 delivery under a $30 minimum."
No sense hanging onto Luis Castillo and Tyler Mahle at this point. If you're going to cosplay as the Pittsburgh Pirates, you might as well get the whole outfit.
The Orioles simply have a more thorough physical than most teams. Very few go that extra 2% and measure the shape of a player's skull or see how they react to mercury-based tinctures. I bet the Dodgers don't even HAVE a dunking chair.
I like to imagine Rob Manfred flipping over a table in rage at the prospect of an Arizona-Texas World Series, then I realize that's totally unrealistic, because there's no way Manfred was watching the game.
And remember, not only did ABC falsely give an idea to the public that Kobe's daughters were also killed, ABC *also* falsely gave an idea to the family members of the people who *were* killed that their loved ones were alive.
Shitshow.
In a confusing trade, the Houston Astros have acquired Kyle Korver and Russell Wilson from the Cleveland Cavaliers for a first-rounder in the NFL draft.
I don't understand the "someone isn't a Hall of Famer if I have to think about it or debate it" crowd.
You know why I spend 6-10 hours every year on end of year BBWAA ballots? Because I'm fucking paid *to* think about it and be a goddamn professional with respect for it.
"Sorry, can't accept the offer."
"Isn't this what you wanted yesterday?"
"Yes, we'd still accept it."
"Then why aren't you?
"Well, see, it's past the deadline."
"But it's what you want!"
"It's the deadline was set."
"You can change it!"
"My hands are tied."
"It's your deadline!"
Players made an offer late today: They’d spend the season working on a world draft and if it didn’t work out, qualifying offers/free agent comp would be re-installed at year’s end. This was Manfred’s idea Tuesday night but was rejected because it came after MLB’s 6 pm deadline.
As douchey as the NFL was to Kaepernick, imagine if they tried to claw back his salaries, zeroed out his career stats, and then explicitly banned him from the NFL.
This is what
#Blizzard
did to a competitive
#Hearthstone
player for doing nothing but make a Hong Kong statement.
14 teams in the playoffs.
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