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Mark Aselstine

1 year

So everybody needs a last tweet before their legit blue check leaves. Here's mine: Let's take away the guns and fix the country as a result

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4 years

In this scenario I'm supposed to be afraid of the guy in the backpack?

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4 years

This guy in Portland tonight must be made of steel. Unreal.

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@goldengateblond I need a Twitter files on how many deleted tweets he had during that time

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Damn scary a stabbing and fatality at the Mcarthur #BART station. We transfer there, ALL THE TIME. In all seriousness, we see BART Police, in their cars driving from station to station pretty much daily. Never seen them on an actual train though. Got to do better

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@kapoli105 @realginnyrobins Wait until she finds out that employers can ask your vaccine status and ask for proof too

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@DrJenGunter @ClaraJeffery Our family in Peru went over 65 days without leaving the flat (1 family member could leave every 3 days for the store) "Magically" even in a country where 70% of the economy is daily task driven, they've largely survived flu season. They have like 0.2 ICU beds per 100k

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@RadioFreeTom @MelissaJPeltier Having flown with my kids when they were toddlers.....HAS THIS ALWAYS BEEN AN OPTION?

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@newsvacuum8 @NateSilver538 Lmfao. No

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@mattklewis @MelissaJPeltier Count me under: believe it when I see it. If there was some big push wouldnt any Republican member of Congress say something? Like even a single one?

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@goldengateblond @Jim_Jordan Sorry I'm trying to get a picture of my kids riding scooters in front of the Academy of Sciences yesterday. But, Antifa is in the background, eating avocado toast and pulling down a monument, so I can't

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This whole Nunes memo just got really, really interesting if he made changes. Dude should get arrested if they change the nature of the memo itself

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@masonpelt @mtaibbi You'd think the dude would have prewritten even a little of this

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@AshaRangappa_ I had 2 takeaways: He spoke in full sentences When my 10 year old walked into the room, I didn't have to turn off the TV or make time for an extended discussion about something which was said

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5 years

Note to self. Don't get involved in vaccine vs anti-vaxxer shenanigans on Twitter. One side rational. Other side cray cray. Plus, it literally never stops

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@JessicaValenti My nine year old has requested "better, more specific questions" I think it may be the age and maybe you'll be ok. Or we are all screwed

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@patriottakes The other solution would be to simply offer more money, but putting up the stupid note is good too

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@_youhadonejob1 @katlanguille Having grown up in San Diego I've got to add: sometimes you work with what you've got

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6 years

When you make plans with the kids and the better half while forgetting the #SecondCivilWar is starting tomorrow

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4 years

Likewise. I wouldn't have had Biden in my top 3, but we're digging mass graves in NYC because POTUS didn't think this was any worse than the flu. Time to vote for competency and vote our ideals next cycle because they aren't left on the ballot anyway.

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Biden wasn’t my first choice. Of the 20+, Amy was my top, and then Liz, Kamala and Kirsten, my senator in no particular order. But our party chose Biden. And I would walk 100 miles with stones being thrown at me to vote on November 3 and end the terror of Trump.

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@RadioFreeTom It's even worse than that though. Worst fears realized, the city with perhaps the best pandemic response? San Francisco

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@Timodc For what it's worth, watched results with my 9 year old. Me retelling that part of his backstory is being gay....him: so? As a culture we'll get there. The kids are alright To your point-progress is pretty incredible and @Chas10Buttigieg would be a hell of a first spouse

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@JeffPassan How many bangs on the trash can lid for when you're getting thrown at?

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@ElijahSchaffer It's hilarious anyone thinks this only happened bc of the min wage. Companies have been automating production processes, FOREVER and always will continue to do so.

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@white3884 @Amy_Siskind Don't think a 7 year average age difference explains a death rate 7x higher. Most likely scenario is the correct one: China's lying to make things look better than they are

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@Nibbs54 @overtime @StephenCurry30 The Under Armour checks are still going to clear. I'm sure he's good

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@AuschwitzMuseum It feels disrespectful to be sure. While we need continued awareness for the museum and the history it protects, this isn't opening that information to a new group of people. More powerful for the photographer likely would have been their only image, without the duck.

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@radleybalko @ScottHech I thought the whole concept of free speech was supposed to work for everyone, not just the most powerful?

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@MollyJongFast @timothypmurphy First one: arm a couple of hours after....actually really, really sore and painful for like 3 days Second one: the end is near from hour number 24-48 or so. Then magically, nothing

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It's important to note that this is @Tazerface16 in the video. Thanks for your service. Here's hoping that grusome videos like this which show LEO's beating peaceful protestors help to bring change to departments which clearly need it.

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@AdamJLowy Ok, let's do this. This was well put together. I like facts USA: 6.2 murders per 100,000 Norway: 0.56 murders per 100,000 USA GDP per capita: $57,446 Norway GDP per capita: $70,812

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@QuancyClayborne @suzi527 Where the heck did this happen? That's AWESOME

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@CLH45 @IvankaTrump Carolina-I'm off to the grocery store. Wearing my mask outside as I walk in, only to remove it once inside.....isn't wearing my mask. Come on. This isn't hard. Masks on, when in public. Even when you're sitting down. Even if it's uncomfortable. Even if you don't like it

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@AshaRangappa_ @sarahkendzior It's another great example of the liberal cesspool of the FBI. (Sarcasm intended) Asha-was that a pro Trump vote or an anti Clinton one?

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@GoIdenState Me and Steph: 3327

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@BillyCorben @ArthurPazdan This should probably be the southern California marketing campaign next year. Use our beaches, we aren't THAT crazy

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@michaelharriot I don't see anyone else dropping the Chicken Dance. Come on people it's like you've never been to a wedding before

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@realDonaldTrump @nicksmithnews Come on now, you didn't even have 51 votes

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@_Bungles @goldietaylor Quick reminder. California had gone GOP in 9 of 10 cycles, pre 1992. Demographics in Texas are changing in the same ways, just 30 years behind. It's happening either now, or next time

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@titostiles @KeithOlbermann Most of these guys are actually from these countries. Not everybody is Italy.

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@justinbaragona Which makes her, basically equivalent to Twitter PR right?

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@akaashkolluri @SopanDeb It’s basically a statement from the Chinese government no?

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@HoarseWisperer Welcome to the #Resistance China.

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@AeonixAeon @AymanM @GreatDismal If he didn't want to hurt others, he'd have killed himself at home. Blowing up part of Nashville, with a speaker or not, seems kinda dangerous, no?

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@seanilling Got mine at 4pm or so. Woke up the next morning...cool. Weird but ok. By 10am though, felt like the end was near. Fever, chills. I had the flu bad, but wasn't sick. It was weird. Stayed until bedtime. Woke up at 630am the next day like nothing had ever happened.

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@King_Douggie06 @CBradleyXXX @ShawnOnTheNBA @WojVerticalNBA Just to be clear, curry went what 7? Thompson 11th? Green 35th? Argue a bunch of stuff about them, but they've drafted INCREDIBLY well

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@QuancyClayborne @suzi527 Just wondering region of the country. Thanks for sharing. Seattle's awesome. Although every time we're there it seems to be clear and 70 degrees so maybe we aren't getting the whole experience!

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@caitiedelaney Between 30 Rock and the Simpsons, we were given a history of the future world and we didn't notice until it was too late.

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@cmclymer Only counts if it comes with a matching 55-45 Senate majority

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@cmclymer Always good to be a rich white dude

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@AmbassadorRice @20committee I appreciate you both a bit more after this. After all,many of us care about late 2016 yet have to chance to find out what actually happened

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@Amy_Siskind I'm quite curious. I'm guessing he only trusts one person to do it and that person is home with Covid

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@TorraineWalker @samswey Honestly I think the number of camps would shock people today. I guess most in America would estimate something like 10

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@RyanAFournier For Tweeting publicly available information? Nah. Now, if it weren't public, I'm here for the outrage and the censure or removal. But it wasn't. So I'm not.

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@CJMcCollum Another good question, why did somebody voted for his teammate IT?

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@CodifyBaseball Was a freshman in high school during the 94 strike. Was supposed to catch a bullpen for the varsity team. Out walks Greg Maddux

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@RexChapman My 3 year old says "man down"

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@McNiffed @PrestonWilson44 @bluestein We are in the SF east bay. Place down the street just went for 1.2M for 900 square feet to put pricing in some perspective. A 1st year teacher makes 53k. It's INSANE and harmful for education quality and the community itself bc they do leave for cheaper spots.

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Some #padres stuff. *AJ is back *They want Melvin back, but it is his choice and he wouldn't mind being back in the Bay and obviously likes Farhan better than AJ. But, the roster in SF isn't close to what SD has moving forward *Peter values continuity

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@Willl_no_Hoes @GoIdenState Regular fans shouldn't have to learn to pay attention to this stuff.

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@AdamJLowy @realDonaldTrump Nah, that's not me. I think anyone that has spent any time in the developing world would tell you that painting an entire country with a single brush stroke, simply isn't accurate. Haitians make up 2% of our foreign born population. What's the point?

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Ok since there's a lot of #padres stuff floating around here. Here's some of what I KNOW: 1) This front office DOES NOT leak. At all. None. Anyone on here that's saying they've got a source, is lying 2) They will however, explain their reasoning after a deal is completed

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@LibyaLiberty Native born citizens born outside the country already have one eye open on this (at the folks we know)

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@davidmweissman @MelissaJPeltier My county is at 85% vaxxed fully. It's hard to find those folks

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@NickAdamsinUSA My dude.....you realize the college game and pro game are different right? Plus, maybe you noticed what Cam did in college later on? Beside all that, Cam is like the WORST example you could have used about Christian QB's......

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@cmclymer Update: this is aging really, really poorly and I'm here for it:

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Things I didn't expect this afternoon: to check Twitter and find @AshaRangappa_ called a right wing former FBI agent. Oh and a hack. Thanks for sharing that one @NaveedAJamali After the kids being sick for 3 weeks (they take turns evidently) I needed a good laugh

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@DrJenGunter @ClaraJeffery The general lack of will to ask Americans to do anything hard, even for a short period of time, is appalling. There's no reason flu season here needs to be anywhere close to as bad as it is about to get

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@DrMikeStanton @DrEricDing @Antonio_Caramia Schools don't capacity to all one off this. We tried that with Covid. They are going to need public health guidance and easy to understand systems and processes. So yeah, we're screwed, again

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@JennaEllisEsq @realDonaldTrump Wait, was Obama actually born in Hawaii? Is there a difference between a certificate of live birth and a birth certificate? You realize most of us are old enough to remember this shit, right?

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@JessicaValenti Absolutely! Legitimately the car windows breaks and property crime in SF is out of control and ridiculous. That being said the articles about it being unsafe are so incredibly unfair and slanted. So many combine property and violent crime into one statistic

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@CaitlinPacific @RadioFreeTom We're fighting a President with serious authoritarian impulses......so we're going to be authoritarian ourselves? Seems strange. Plus as others have said, we basically tried this last cycle. Let the primary play out

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@GrandMythBuster @tedlieu Dude. Seek help. Seriously you can dig out of the delusion if you work at it

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@AdamJLowy There's a few actually especially in terms of immigration and patterns thereof. That being said since @realDonaldTrump doesn't think of us as a shithole country, I thought we should compare where we're at with a EU country that he seems to like quite a bit.

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@katlanguille @_youhadonejob1 When I saw the picture I actually thought it was Palm Springs

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@SmithsonianMag Let's put those back. One pandemic at a time is plenty

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@AlexKennedyNBA Oh man. Here's hoping the dude gets some help.

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@AdamJLowy @realDonaldTrump Does a Doctor from Norway contribute more to society than a Doctor from Haiti?

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@hassankhan @fordm Zero. They're saying there is fraud. That's a hell of a lot different than saying there was fraud, here's where and how it happened and here's our proof.

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@Amy_Siskind But Amy, they haven't heard it yet

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@TheRealHoarse @nytimes Yeah when the FB folks are like, hold on a second, this seems like outright bullshit.....

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Dear national media. Stop.Just stop. Bernie and Warren are supposed to have differences in opinion, that's the point of a primary. Let's focus, what's a bigger issue, POTUS being impeached and his personal lawyer taking some part in surveillance against a sitting US ambassador?

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@acnewsitics @MelissaJPeltier It's not surprising though. As soon as there was a cure, they used their power and priviledge to be first in line. Happened with treatments, it's happening with vaccine too.

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@Amy_Siskind Please Baby Jesus let him testify.

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@jack_hendon99 @2_seamfastball Next complaint: Ichiro’s games were on so late, it’s impossible to know if he was good or not

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@HoarseWisperer The big one in our house is rocking 3rd grade. The little one, preschool. Happy, healthy kids make everything else so much easier.

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@jack While I appreciate this and know others do, I think you're vastly overstating people's level of anger toward you personally. I appreciate your doors at Twitter were always open for many of us when we were building our own stuff.

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@StephenMoore California literally ran a 100B surplus last year. I get you're attempting to make a political point, but anyone paying even half attention should see through this one

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@TheRickWilson Aren't we getting a victory tennis court?

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@therecount @BetoORourke Dudes more upset about getting his press conference interrupted than he was over 20 people getting killed.

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@RepGosar One is up for a seat on the Supreme Court. The other is up for......White House dinner invites? You realize voters think this is bullshit right? I know you have the polling.

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@goldengateblond Shauna. Brexit happened.

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@twooldridge @lizzieohreally Good news: Not many Republicans live in Clark County. So fucking call Nevada Also, can we get those Tucson votes so we can end Arizona too?

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@Chris_Is_Tasty @counterchekist We can trust the Italians data. China, Iran not at all.

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@ShanelleLittle Can I tell you the story about me, latch key kid, attempted to walk the "other" way home and got lost as fuck? That was fun. In the 4th grade

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@mattyglesias I don't get the frustration with Manchin. Literally every vote you get from West Virginia should be considered a bonus

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@Amy_Siskind The. Adults. Are. Back

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@sarahkendzior My 5th grader just finished a unit,that basically told them, when you say some crazy shit,saying "just kidding" at the end doesn't make it like it didn't happen. It still happened and you're still going to be in trouble. I'm willing to schedule a presentation for the GOP caucus

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@Blackkout__ You could literally use a ticket, that didn't have your name on it lol

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@Linda35507696 @WajahatAli Perspective is going to vary dramatically based on where you live and whom you interact with. He is wildly unpopular. Luckily we have Nationwide polls to remove our own small sample size issues.

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@RadioFreeTom You all are rookies. Don't wake up or get up for anything under a 5.0 Sincerely: California

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@AshaRangappa_ Martial law is the video my SIL sent, where dude got 6 years in jail for taking the trash out after curfew. Americans by in large, have zero clue what martial law actually is in the rest of the world.

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