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Lucie Fur

@Lucie_Fur99

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Lucie Fur

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11 months

Food

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2 years

I have to say goodbye to the indomitable Elsie later this morning. She made it to 17 but this morning her back legs have given up. 💔

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If your Feminism doesn't include Trans people, it isn't Feminism. #TransDayOfVisibility

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2 months

Let's take a moment to remember Caroline Flack who was a genuine victim of 'trial by media'.

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2 months

Kate Middleton has binned the RF family off and is touring Britain in a converted Transit van. She's selling dreamcatchers made from her own hair on Etsy to make ends meet. Fact.

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Apparently, people are HORRIFIED that Jack Monroe doesn't work for free. Presumably, these are the same people who tell benefits claimants to "just get a job". Knobheads.

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2 years

Who the hell puts a swimsuit on a donkey?????

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Lucie Fur

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3 years

Quite happy to keep wearing a mask in Waterstones - and other shops after 19th, tbh. Have never understood why people are so opposed to them...🤷‍♀️

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This Christian Horner post has aged like a seafood platter in full sun...

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2 years

Replace it with actual grass? @Shitlawns

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Lucie Fur

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2 months

1. Hello Matthew Parris! I'm Autistic, ADHD and have Recurrent Depressive Disorder. I have two degrees, have worked since I was 16 and have never claimed benefits. I have worked in health and social care for 20 years and, often supporting ND people and people with...

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3 years

If you're victim-blaming or dismissing Katie Price after an apparent incident of Domestic Abuse, you should probably fuck the fuck off you rancid little misogynists....

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4 years

@ShappiKhorsandi A self-employed ex-boyfriend once tried to charge me his daily rate to take the day off for my birthday.

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@LozzaFox @billiepiper Seriously, nothing says my kids are my priority like slagging their mum off on social media instead of feeding them. Well done you 👍🏻

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Lucie Fur

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6 months

Suella Braverman's resignation letter is shorter than I expected...

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Lucie Fur

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19 days

Weird question: does anyone/did anyone actually like Flying Saucers (the penny sweets)?

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Lucie Fur

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5 years

@mrnickharvey @JuliaHB1 At some point she’ll take her creepy latex mask off, Scooby-Doo style, and underneath will be the terrifying visage of Katie Hopkins.

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Lucie Fur

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4 months

Being Laurence Fox

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Lucie Fur

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2 months

Well, I bloody love Charlotte Church.

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Lucie Fur

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2 years

What about the rest of Berkshire?

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Lucie Fur

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9 months

Matthew Parris cites PIP as an example of a generous benefit which encourages claimants not to work. He is an idiot: 1. Personal Independence Payments (formally known as Disability Living Allowance) are intended for anyone with a disability, irrespective of whether they are cont.

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3 years

Wait...they pixilated the dog's face?!

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24 days

Wait - what have Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe got to apologise to Rowling for? They were in the films of her books when they were kids, she doesn't own them. That's some really weird feudal shit there...

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Lucie Fur

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2 months

The Laurence Fox meltdown de jour shows exactly how women's experiences are shut down and gaslit in every arena. BP: asked direct question about co-parenting. Gives honest but fairly unremarkable comment on HER lived experience. LF: SHE'S LYING. Other men: BURN THE WITCH.

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Lucie Fur

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3 years

Winter Light

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Lucie Fur

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4 years

I see Save the Sun Newspaper is trending and in a delicious (but tragic) irony, many people are not reading beyond the headline and losing their shit.

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2 months

Lolllll #IStandWithCatherine ??? You'll have to find her first.

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Lucie Fur

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3 years

Their colourfully-named chil....WTAF??????

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Lucie Fur

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10 months

Huw Edwards has done nothing wrong, yet he's been hounded to the point of needing a hospital admission. Didn't people learn from Caroline Flack? It's all too easy for people to use words like 'paedophile' and 'groomer' and 'nonce' with scant evidence and no consequences.

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Lucie Fur

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10 months

Much being made of Huw Edwards, who has a history of Depression, not appearing on TV for the last few days. Is it not just remotely possible that he's been hounded so appallingly on SM, he's now too unwell to work?

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Lucie Fur

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1 month

In response to #GoWokeGoBroke I'd like to propose #GoFashLoseCash

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Lucie Fur

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4 years

So, in summary; I went to Portland Bill, got wet and took these:

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Lucie Fur

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2 years

#HappyBirthdayDavidBowie Beautiful man, sorely missed 🖤

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3 years

Winter Afternoon, Avebury

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Lucie Fur

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4 months

I guess one of the differences between James Acaster and Ricky Gervais is the direction in which they punch. So, by association that says something about the people who like them - or not.

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Lucie Fur

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5 months

Is there any way we can get Paddy McGuinness into Mrs Brown's Boys and kill it for good?

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Lucie Fur

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3 years

Charlie Mullins got his face from Land of Leather. Pass it on.

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Lucie Fur

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3 months

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't #PiersMorgan used to have the line "one day you're cock of the walk, the next you're a feather duster" in his Twitter bio. Given his descent from national telly to YouTuber, it was extraordinarily prescient...

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5 years

@msloobylou @_lukile_ @PlopGazette Looking forward to reading the novelisation

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4 years

Is there anything more miserably British than eating chips in the pissing rain by the sea?

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Lucie Fur

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2 months

Breaking! Kensington Palace releases NEW #KateMiddleton pic! Spokesman apologises for previous image "released in error". This one is "totes genuine" he said.

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Lucie Fur

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3 years

Merryn carried this Hydrangea head through town. No idea why...

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Lucie Fur

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3 years

Small point - dentists closed their provision throughout the pandemic and get a 3% pay rise. Social workers, who worked throughout the pandemic, going into people's homes all day, every day, do not.

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Lucie Fur

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8. ... minimum you need just to stay alive. Anyway, Matthew, you have a nice day now. Carry on whoring yourself to your Tory paymasters and hope to God you're never in the position of the people you attack for cash.

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Lucie Fur

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No, wait, Disease X is just a made up name for a hypothetical contagion with the potential to become another pandemic. IT DOESN'T EXIST. It's for planning purposes only. It could just as easily have been called Simon or Felicity.

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Lucie Fur

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She just did what any right-thinking woman confronted with puce-faced, shouty men would have done... #IStandWithJackieWeaver #JackieHasTheAuthority #Shutup BBC News - Handforth Parish Council: Jackie Weaver 'did not have the authority'

Handforth Parish Council: Jackie Weaver 'did not have the authority'

The stand-in clerk went viral after clips from a Cheshire council meeting got millions of views online.

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Lucie Fur

@Lucie_Fur99

4 years

@muffkin7 The Moist, The Bad and The Ugly

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@Lucie_Fur99

3 years

A View of Avebury

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Lucie Fur

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2 months

Eamonn Holmes letting us know he doesn't own a mirror.

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Lucie Fur

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3 years

Winterbourne

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3 years

Empty

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Lucie Fur

@Lucie_Fur99

9 months

Pretty sure a woman has never come first for Laurence Fox...

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Lucie Fur

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4 years

Funniest thing on Twitter today is the absolute screaming tantrums 'some people' are having over Jo Brand contributing to a C4 prog about a football match from FIFTY-FOUR YEARS AGO.

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Lucie Fur

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3 years

Rainy Night (mobile phone)

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Lucie Fur

@Lucie_Fur99

4 years

@tompeck "never been denied anything in their privileged lives" - like affordable housing and free higher education, for instance? 🙄🙄🙄

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4 months

Hello? Can we NOT make Dionne Warwick trend without warning, please. (She's fine btw)

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Lucie Fur

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2 years

"Take me down to the Binley Mega Chippy, Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty, Oh won't you please take me home"

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Lucie Fur

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@LozzaFox Is it fair on your son to start making his status as a child subject to proceedings, and possibly in need of medication, on social media? Do you have his permission to discuss him? His mother's permission?

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Lucie Fur

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2 years

#ValentinesDay2022 A poem for all singletons; Roses are red, Violets are mauve, At least you're not married To Michael Gove.

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Lucie Fur

@Lucie_Fur99

4 years

WHY DID THE SHARK EVEN HAVE AN INFLATABLE UNICORN?????

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2. mental ill-health. I guess I could say I have greater expertise than you on all fronts. - ADHD isn't something that disappears if you don't believe in it. It is a physiological difference in information processing which makes it difficult to live in a neurotypical world...

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Lucie Fur

@Lucie_Fur99

3 years

Meet Merryn! She lives with us now and she 8s a Very Good Dog™️

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@Lucie_Fur99

5 years

@BBC100women Men. Men are holding women back. And don’t @ me with the #notallmen shite.

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4 years

@Philippa_Perry The "you can reseal me!" stickers on packets of dried goods, that don't stick.

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In this dreadfully divided country there is still one thing that unites us......................................................... laughing at the Laurence Fox damages

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Lucie Fur

@Lucie_Fur99

3 years

Another day, another barrage of vile racism and misogyny aimed at Diane Abbott from both sides of the political divide. Don't let anyone tell you that identity-based inequalities don't exist while this abuse still appears. And don't let anyone tell you it's confined to the Right.

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Lucie Fur

@Lucie_Fur99

7 months

Every day I am stopped repeatedly in the street, in cafes or on the tube by people who say (often tearfully) That Laurence Fox is a massive cvnt, isn't he? Then we all stand up and applaud.

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Every day I am stopped repeatedly in the street, in cafes or on the tube by people who say (often tearfully) “Keep going. We are behind you. You speak for the silent majority.” Today I asked myself for the first time ever. What is the point in speaking for a silent majority?

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Lucie Fur

@Lucie_Fur99

2 years

Lupin was so shocked by his new collar and tag, his ears disappeared

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Lucie Fur

@Lucie_Fur99

1 year

To those whinging about the 'inconvenience' of the #TeacherStrike 1. Teachers aren't there to provide free child care. They're there to educate your children. It's your responsibility to look after your kids. 2. Strikes are meant to be inconvenient. That's the point.

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Lucie Fur

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11 months

JK Rowling is a woman? Sure, until she wants to identify as a man to flog books.

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Lucie Fur

@Lucie_Fur99

2 years

If you're using "working class white girls" as an antidote to Nish Kumar's quip; you don't understand intersectionality, you don't understand role played by white, male structures and agencies in those episodes and you don't get to re-use those girls for your own ends.

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Lucie Fur

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Remember that time you paid Nadine Dorries to do feck all for months when she had a tantrum over not being made a peer???

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We’re changing our processes to make sure those with well managed or less severe physical or mental health conditions aren't automatically written off as “not fit for work”. Instead, where appropriate, they will be supported to work with the adaptations they need.

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Lucie Fur

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3. It has been recognised and described (albeit sometimes inaccurately) for over a century. ADHD brains are structurally different to NT brains and reuptake neurotransmitters more quickly leading to a variety of experiences and traits for ADHDers. Many of us mask behaviours...

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Lucie Fur

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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8 months

#SevenBins "If, when, why, what, How many bins have you got? Are they full, are they emptied? If so, how often? Which do you choose - the green or the blue option?"

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Lucie Fur

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2 years

Snow in Shaftesbury @DorsetSnow

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3 years

The Wishing Tree

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@GBNewsSpin Guess whoever's been funding him has pulled the plug.

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Lucie Fur

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7. ... can claim are derisory and insulting. The process required to claim them is an affront to the dignity of claimants. Imagine being so unwell you can barely shower, leave the house, feed yourself but have to take part in ridiculous hoop-jumping just to access the bare...

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Lucie Fur

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2 years

Gold Hill, foggy day (mobile phone)

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3 years

The weather is too grotty for snapping so I did a paint instead. My first Greyhound, Beau, was a very big black and white Cow Dog. Here he is drawn EXACTLY to scale. He was a very good boy.

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Lucie Fur

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4. that people like you despise just to make you feel more comfortable and dodge some of the abuse we know we'd get if we didn't. - Autism - no, Matthew, spectrum conditions don't work like that. This is basic stuff. There is no straight line that goes from "we're all a bit...

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Despite the fact that Katie Hopkins wants you to believe she doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of her, her videos are always filtered to the max...

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Lucie Fur

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5 months

I see the pub bores are making ableist jokes about Heather Mills. The only people laughing are other pub bores. Weird little 1970s echo chamber.

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6. ...folk. Only 19% of Autistic people in the UK are able to access employment. Not because they don't want to work but because employers will not make the adjustments required to make their workplaces accessible to us... - The benefits ND and mentally unwell people...

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Cobblestones and Fog (mobile phone)

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5. ... Autistic" at one end to "Rainman" at the other. The DSM and ICD recognise Autism as a neurological difference with different levels of support needs. People with L1 needs still need support and have a distinctly different experience of being in the world than Allistic...

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Lucie Fur

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Brb. Just sniggling at Lee Andersin.

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3 years

A happy little pig! (Pencil sketch while waiting for a meeting to start) 🐷🐖🐽

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3 years

Because I miss Autumn - coloured pencil and pen - by me! 🍁🍂🍁

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Lucie Fur

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7 months

@LeeAndersonMP_ @carolvorders @Ofcom Oh, hello @Ofcom , as you can see, another GBeebies employee seems hell-bent on using misogyny to silence opposition.

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Lucie Fur

@Lucie_Fur99

5 years

#SongsThatStinkOfPiss Urinal Countdown

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@NoContextBrits Friends

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@Lucie_Fur99

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2. are in work. They are meant to cover the additional costs associated with being disabled. 2. They are intended to keep disabled people in work by mitigating additional costs. 3. They are not generous 4. They are almost impossible to claim if you have an invisible cont...

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Lucie Fur

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2 years

The genuine horror of a Londoner when I, a Dorset lass, use the popular local phrase; 'ffs stop buying second homes in the West Country you selfish, entitled pricks'.....

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The genuine horror of a Londoner when I, a Yorkshire lass, use the colloquial term for goodbye up north: 'see you later'. You can see them thinking, 'have we planned to meet later, or is she going to show up randomly at my house in the middle of the night?'

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Lucie Fur

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This Instagram dog looks like she's called Xanthe and owns a vegan patisserie funded by her dad