Tom Peck @tompeck Twitter profile

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Tom Peck

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2 years

31 years since my dad sent me to the shop for a tin of red and white striped paint and the shopkeeper sent me back to ask him if he wanted horizontal or vertical, and i sussed out on the way home what was going on and then kicked the front door so hard it broke.

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5 years

To be fair to the guy, he did always say he was going to "lie in front of a bulldozer." And now he has, for forty straight minutes.

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9 months

People aren’t keen on Elon’s Twitter but the “readers added context” feature is genuinely excellent. Here’s the actual prime minister of the United Kingdom being quite correctly called out for his massive lies.

Rishi Sunak

@RishiSunak

9 months

I want to protect the price of your pint at the pub. And now the UK has left the EU, we can do just that. So we’re bringing in one of the biggest shake ups to the alcohol duty system in the last 140 years. The plan 🧵👇

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8 months

HS2 now feels very much at the point where Kevin McCloud reappears to find the wife gone.

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@AvaSantina I quite want to be there when his teenage daughter reads this and asks him ‘did you really leave mum because you couldn’t work out on your own what to give a five year old for lunch?’

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5 months

So unless you earn £38K you can no longer marry anyone who doesn’t have their own right to live here. People keep saying that means 73 per cent of Brits can’t marry a foreigner - but it’s worse than that isn’t it? You get married when you’re young. Hardly anyone young earns that.

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10 months

We built it. We spent almost a decade wondering what to do with it. And we still didn’t think to use it for cricket.

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29 days

I see that chap who’s run the length of Africa has raised £700,000 for charity. A top effort but can’t help noticing that sort of money won’t even build you your own commemorative spa complex.

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10 months

Like, what is actually wrong with us as a country that we allow this to happen? Absolutely nowhere else does this.

John Stevens

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10 months

Lord Bailey of Partygate gets his peerage

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4 months

Good morning, please take the lift to the fifth floor for the national disgrace of your choice.

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21 days

She’s genuinely incredible. There’ll never be anyone like her ever again.

BBC Politics

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22 days

Liz Truss addresses the infamous “lettuce-cam” In an interview with @ChrisMasonBBC the former UK PM calls the live webcam “pathetic” Listen to the full #BBCNewscast interview

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6 months

If he doesn’t sack her soon he risks not being able to reappoint her before the weekend.

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9 months

You have to think that one of the many reasons the Tories are so utterly doomed is because Tory columnists have been reduced to wanting to starve more people so it’s fair on their other victims.

Amanda Platell

@amandajplatell

9 months

While 4.2million Brits live in food poverty those aboard the Bibby barge eat til their hearts content.. One in ten British children don’t even have breakfast while illegal migrants fill their bellies like a Cruise holiday buffet Eggs, cheese, meat, cereal, toast and jam -…

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7 months

Why spend money on a new rail line when you can spend it on two hundred midnight taxis from Preston to Edinburgh? Absolute scenes here.

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7 months

I’m not quite sure how to explain what’s happened tonight, because it’s still happening - but here goes… At 4:40pm I jumped on a train from London to Edinburgh.. It was comfy, it was quiet In hindsight, too good to last…

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6 months

Sad not to be down at the Covid inquiry with Dominic Cummings today, but appear to have a bald, whiny attention seeker of my own to deal with. Yet to do his first 10,000 word blog post, but really knows how to sound like he’s reading one.

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8 months

In which the education secretary gets annoyed with the media for not having done enough to thank her for everything’s she done with regard to hundreds of schools having to close on the first week back because they’re not safe for children.

ITV News Politics

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8 months

Education secretary Gillian Keegan is recorded on camera saying others ‘have been sat on their a***s’ on schools Raac crisis and shares frustration about not being thanked for doing ‘a f***ing good job’

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10 months

As someone who lives in an outer London borough that’s about to get ULEZ’d am genuinely quite surprised that ULEZ can lose you a by-election. My crap car is sixteen years old and it’s entirely exempt.

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10 months

It is just so ridiculous that we have a system in which failed prime ministers hand out jobs for life to their chums on exit. It makes no sense on any level. We are drowning in these people now, entirely because the Conservative Party has been so stunningly useless.

Paul Waugh

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Boris Johnson's former aide, Charlotte Owen becomes a peer. She is 30, and as the oath says her peerage is literally "for her life", she could be in the Lords for SIXTY YEARS.

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8 months

If we’re bringing back national service, why not have a fortnight of ‘civic exploration’ for the over 65s too? They could learn such things as how to set up an iPhone, or how to tell the difference between things on Whatsapp that are true and things that are not.

Independent Voices

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8 months

Penny Mordaunt has 16-year-olds in mind when she suggests bringing back national service. But she’s missing a trick, writes @tompeck #NationalService

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5 months

“Going an inch further means Rwanda will collapse the scheme and then we won’t have anywhere to send anyone.” Rishi Sunak really just said that. Great Britain now, apparently, completely dependent on Rwanda to solve its problems.

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10 months

Remarkable really that NatWest’s risk team considered Nigel Farage a risk. Now that the CEO’s gone and he’s shouting for the whole board to resign, I hope they reflect on how wrong they got it.

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5 months

“Hello, is that Pizza Express, Woking…yes I’d like a table for two please.”

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8 months

Just two weeks ago, Gillian Keegan was busy telling heartbroken eighteen year olds that no one will care about or remember your A Level results in ten years time. But I reckon people will remember her two F***s and an A*** for the rest of her life.

ITV News Politics

@ITVNewsPolitics

8 months

Education secretary Gillian Keegan is recorded on camera saying others ‘have been sat on their a***s’ on schools Raac crisis and shares frustration about not being thanked for doing ‘a f***ing good job’

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2 months

I still don’t understand why we don’t have: 13 months a year, all 28 days long. Every month starts on a Monday, ends on a Sunday. 13 x 28 = 364. Make up the missing one by having Christmas Day (or NYD) as a bonus day. Leap year = three day weekend in June every four years.

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7 months

I sort of can’t really believe that a train service was voted on and approved, that would reduce London to Leeds from 2hrs13 to 1hr21 will now, at very best, take 1hr53 plus another metro train from suburbia into Central London - ie a worse service that you’d actively avoid.

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8 months

Have really come to enjoy this new tradition of a prime minister flying into a large, powerful country, which is traditionally an ally of the UK, and acknowledging that the much hyped trade deal with them will in fact not happen.

John Stevens

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8 months

Rishi Sunak warns trade deal with India may never happen as he jets into New Delhi 📸: @singharj

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4 months

I really don’t get how Rishi Sunak can’t see that going “back to square one with Labour” is exactly what the voters want.

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4 months

Absolutely bodied by John Lewis with the very first instruction.

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9 months

Absolutely none of these have got anything whatsoever to do with inflation going down. Like, none of them. Two of them haven’t even happened.

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9 months

Second, we’re tackling the causes of inflation that drive prices up. ➡️ Backing oil & gas in the North Sea to secure our energy supply ➡️ A huge new childcare package to help parents back into work ➡️ Keeping people in work with a £1 billion tax cut on pension contributions.

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9 months

Genuinely worse than Boris Johnson.

Rishi Sunak

@RishiSunak

9 months

Labour: ❌ Ban new oil and gas licences ❌ Rely 100% on imports ❌ Protect Russian jobs ❌ Risk UK security Conservatives: ✅ Back new oil and gas licences ✅ Power more of Britain from Britain ✅ Protect British jobs ✅ Strengthen UK security

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5 months

This press conference genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. @RishiSunak thundering about the fact that he has a policy which his own ministers are resigning over and which lots of his own MPs aren’t going to vote for, is a problem for the Labour Party.

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5 months

I just don’t think you’re meant to say the bit out loud, where you warn *your own MPs* that sadly we can’t make the legislation more extreme because the Rwandan dictator won’t let us.

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9 months

One more year of this relentless bullshit and they’ll have fucked off for good.

Rt Hon Grant Shapps MP

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9 months

Today we are saying no to @JustStop_Oil and their political wing the Labour Party We will power ahead with new oil and gas because it’s in the best interests of the British people, of our economy and of our national security

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14 days

Well this improves with every paragraph

'Seagull Boy', nine, wins European screeching competition

Cooper started doing seagull impressions after being nipped by one of the birds.

www.bbc.co.uk

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2 years

Well if liverpool want to win three cups this season they’ll actually have to score a goal in a cup final, which they’ve not managed yet.

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5 years

When I covered Fifa, the key to understanding it was that they had all liberated themselves entirely from their own shame. They threw $10K wedges around in public, they stuffed it under one another's doors, because they had let go of their own moral decrepitude. That is Boris.

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10 months

So as long as everybody wants to die prematurely from breathing in diesel fumes, the Tories have a chance.

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18 days

If you were going to do a comedy musical about the last fourteen years of Conservative government, what better ending could you hope for than the prime minister giving a big speech out of nowhere, to tell everyone that they’re not really depressed?

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5 years

Sky News cut to Boris Johnson's speech ten seconds ago and already he is talking absolutely radioactive bullshit.

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6 months

Slightly sad (alright, not very) to be on paternity leave and not down at the AI summit with Rishi and Elon. But extremely, extremely excited that in three weeks time I’ll be parliamentary sketch writing for The Times.

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7 months

Might seem like a silly question but are there actually “spades in the ground” on HS2, as Rishi Sunak claimed at least ten times this morning? Is it being dug by hand? That would explain a lot.

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8 months

What a truly outstanding person Sarina Wiegman is.

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

8 months

"I would like to dedicate this award to Spain's women's national team" "They deserve to be celebrated and listened to" UEFA Women's Coach of the Year, Sarina Wiegman with a beautiful message 👏 #UEFAawards

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5 months

“Because it is your government, not criminal gangs or foreign courts who gets to decide who stays here,” says Rishi Sunak. A point that would carry so much more weight if anyone had ever voted for either the Rwanda policy or him.

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3 months

Rishi Sunak telling the National Farmers Union Conference that the UK is only 40 per cent self sufficient in lettuce. Seems harsh. Some of our lettuces are surprisingly resilient.

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5 years

This tweet now in sketch form. Boris Johnson is now best understood as a cry for help. And it might even be in our interests to listen.

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6 months

At this point in the electoral cycle what you definitely need to do is bring in someone who led the campaign against Brexit, has attacked you for cancelling HS2, is in favour of the net zero targets you scrapped and is kind of embroiled in an ongoing criminal investigation.

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5 years

It's not been widely pointed out that this letter was also the most cynical moment of the whole campaign. Gove knew Cameron would always veto Turkey, but he also knew he couldn't publicly say so, because of terrorism related intelligence sharing commitments. Utterly shameless.

BBC Reality Check

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Boris Johnson said "I didn't say anything about Turkey in the referendum". But he put his name to this letter warning about Turkey joining the EU a week before the vote

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10 months

I do find this idea somewhat strange that the state can somehow disincentivise you from having a third child. If the first two don’t do it then absolutely nothing will.

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14 days

Captain Tom, Kai Rooney dressed as Captain Tom, Captain Tom Spa Complex, Demolition of Captain Tom Spa Complex

Patrick King

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14 days

What four symbols epitomise Englishness? I'd tend to think of Big Ben/Elizabeth Tower and the bulldog as being British, not English, symbols

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10 months

@MikaLongue Just for the lols though

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9 months

From the people that brought you “the guidance was followed at all times…”

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8 months

“The hope and genius of the British people will drive us forward,” says Rishi Sunak, before explaining that the British people absolutely cannot sort their rubbish into different bins.

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4 months

Rishi Sunak again saying “deterrents work, look at our agreement with Albania.” Do we think he understands that Albania has unlimited capacity for Albanians? All of the world’s Albanians can be sent to Albania. Rwanda meanwhile has capacity for maybe 300 people a year.

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3 months

Never ever seen anything like this in the commons. Tensions so high they’re now voting on whether or not to have a “private sitting.” Which means the cameras will be switched off, I’ll be kicked out and so will what looks to be a sixth form school trip in the public gallery.

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10 months

Definitely up for a referendum on net zero, just so long as the voting age is lowered to five and everyone gets one vote for every year of remaining life expectancy.

John Rentoul

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10 months

Sunday Telegraph leading article calls for referendum on net zero

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3 months

If the work experience kid who did this 311 tweet thread isn’t on Rishi’s resignation honours list then there’s absolutely no justice in the world.

CCHQ Press

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3 months

🚨The Labour £28bn spending spree farce🚨 Their words speak for themselves. Let's start with 2021 shall we?

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5 years

@mrjamesob I will, however, die regretting not going to the press conference and saying it there.

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2 years

Wayne Rooney’s just had to do a little shimmy to get round me on his way out the toilets and the frisson of excitement has taken me right back to Euro 2004.

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10 months

Really, really need the Mbappe deal to collapse and soon. Can’t wait much longer to do my “They tried to make him go to Riyadh / He said no no no” tweet.

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2 months

What was *your* favourite Theresa May moment? For me it’s a dead heat between meaningful vote 1, meaningful vote 2, the Mansion House Speech, the Lancaster House Speech, the Florence Speech, the Backstop, the Chequers Agreement, Single Market 2.0 and the Malthouse Compromise.

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7 months

Liz Truss first tried to ban the sketch writers from the Liz Truss rally, before realising that if she tried to keep out anyone who was only there to take the piss, she’d have had to ban herself. Sketch here…

Independent Voices

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7 months

Liz Truss’s latest big idea? Convincing us she never existed, writes Tom Peck ( @tompeck )

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5 months

Michael Gove was a journalist once. Journalists were advised to arrive at Michael Gove’s speech at 10.15am. The time is now 11.40am. It has not begun.

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5 years

Boris Johnson is *still* claiming we can go back to Brussels and get another deal in time to leave on March 29th, and that there is no need for a backstop. Absolute, glow in the dark, visible from space, rubbish.

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3 months

Here’s Liz Truss’s top advisor, launching what he calls “Popular Conservativism.” “Let me spell out to you what Popular Conservativism is all about,” he begins, which is not a great start, because it’s written on a big poster next to him and that’s not how you spell it.

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3 months

This has been taken completely out of context. The rest of the speech was even madder.

Shehab Khan ITV

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Lee Anderson MP, former Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party: "I'm pretty sure that coal 100 million years ago was trees and plants.. it was, well I would argue that's sustainable."

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10 months

Low grade politics is probably here to stay but it’s the constant denigration of lawyers that’s so objectionable, it’s been going on for a long time now and it should stop. Politicians make the laws, if they’re reduced to attacking lawyers they just reduce themselves.

Rishi Sunak

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10 months

This is what we’re up against. The Labour Party, a subset of lawyers, criminal gangs - they're all on the same side, propping up a system of exploitation that profits from getting people to the UK illegally. I have a plan to stop it. Here’s how 🧵

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10 months

Good luck to all best men today. Rarely has the job been made easier.

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2 months

If you’ve never been on an open top bus down an actual motorway, I highly recommend keeping it that way. On the road with Lee Anderson. It wasn’t dull. Sketch here…

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4 months

Here at PMQs, Rishi Sunak is again using what is clearly going to be an election attack line of Labour taking the country “back to square one.” Am genuinely fascinated by what square he thinks the voters think he has moved them up to.

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5 months

A seventh straight year making @ottolenghi ’s brisket, ale and juniper stew for Christmas Eve. Honestly think it is my favourite all time recipe. This year - fully 12 kilos of the stuff (9 kilos for the freezer.)

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4 months

The European chief executive of Fujitsu, Paul Patterson, has just been asked, “You knew there were problems with the Horizon system. why did you sit back and do nothing about it?” He has answered: “I don’t know. I wish I knew but I just don’t know.” Amazing.

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9 months

Highly enjoyable, this. Tories seem to have blocked out, mainly as a psychological coping strategy, that Rishi Sunak is arguably the worst campaigner in British political history. Played 1 and Lost 1 - to Liz Truss.

Paul Waugh

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9 months

Rishi Sunak’s going to have to find a better way of talking to voters. If he repeats today's @lbc performance in a general election campaign, that Labour landslide will be even bigger. Tonight's #WaughOnPolitics is in your inbox.

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Linda Yaccarino

@lindayaX

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X is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine.

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Labour leader being introduced by a twelve piece brass band who are mesmerisingly good. Almost ten years in this job for me and it may the first time I’ve ever seen something that isn’t at least in some way terrible.

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2 months

Awaiting Starmer’s speech on the creative industries at the Guildhall School of Music. All the Labour top brass are here…

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6 months

Exactly 8 years ago, I arrived in Westminster for my first ever sketch. It was the autumn statement, John McDonnell threw Chairman Mao’s red book at George Osborne, the banter era was born. Autumn statement again today and I’m writing my first sketch for The Times. Quite excited.

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4 months

Maybe you’ve been going on about Rwanda a bit too much when the actual President of Rwanda offers you two hundred million quid to just shut up about Rwanda. Sketch on the most recent Tory farce here. Read now before the next one arrives tomorrow.

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Really angered more than I should be by WhatsApp’s sudden capitalisation of the word Online.

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7 months

The one achievement the 2019 Tory government will be remembered for is a fast, efficient and successful vaccine rollout. Yet you can’t move at Tory conference for ministers from that government lavishing praise upon a news channel that regularly claims it was all a scam.

Nooruddean

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Nothing to see here. Just those in charge roaring in appreciation at the ‘friends’ that are meant to hold them to account. This kind of thing never ends badly

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5 months

Not that the government’s panicking but in through the commons door has just walked a Mr Peter Bone

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If Monty Don ever got poached by Netflix would the BBC make him go on non-gardening leave?

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10 months

If it turns out you can’t build a “high wage economy”, what you can do instead is tell everyone their degrees are worthless.

Rishi Sunak

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10 months

Too many students are being sold a university education that won't get them a decent job at the end of it. So I'm cracking down on rip-off degrees and boosting apprenticeships to ensure students get the best deal possible. Widening access. Boosting jobs. Growing the economy.

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9 months

All this stuff ever boils down to is the same old thing - which is that to people who’ve only ever known the world from a position of immense good fortune, the slow rise of fairness feels like oppression.

The Spectator

@spectator

9 months

🗣 ‘The weird thing about this movement is they think they are downtrodden. They think they’re the underdogs.’ 📺 The View from 22 | Andrew Doyle ( @andrewdoyle_com ) on the ‘oppressed’ establishment 👉

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9 months

Honestly the hardest thing about writing political columns at the moment is just trying to remember even a third of the ridiculous and appalling things that they’ve done.

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10 months

I honestly thought that time he was on the media rounds on Barnard Castle weekend, desperately trying to discuss the widening of the A66 was the biggest tit of himself Grant Shapps would ever make.

Rt Hon Grant Shapps MP

@grantshapps

10 months

I’ve written to @Keir_Starmer to request he pays for the criminal damage the Just Stop Oil attacks on the Energy Security Department caused this morning As the political wing of Just Stop Oil, it is the Labour Party not the taxpayer that should be paying the bill

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The thing about the Jeremy Hunt “£100,000 is not a high salary” thing is not whether or not it’s true, it’s that he’s freely saying it took a chance meeting with a stranger in Godalming to explain to him why his flagship childcare policy from the 2023 budget is a complete mess.

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7 months

Penny Mordaunt has gone so mad that no one knows when they’re meant to clap.

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@tompeck

4 months

Erm, is the prime minister going to be live-streaming the deleting of all his WhatsApps?

UK Prime Minister

@10DowningStreet

4 months

Stay tuned.

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Tom Peck

@tompeck

6 months

Always nice to have two by-lines on day one. A first sketch, and a long term special project with the arts desk…

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Tom Peck

@tompeck

9 months

I made this point on TV once, and the other panelist, an actual expert, told me that, (I think), 40 per cent of global emissions come from countries who themselves account for between 1 and 2 per cent of emissions. If they all abdicate responsibility in this way, we’ve no chance.

John Rentoul

@JohnRentoul

9 months

Clarifying by Janan Ganesh

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Tom Peck

@tompeck

8 months

Honestly think the last time I turned the telly on of an evening and it was showing anything other than masterchef might have been the mid nineties.

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Tom Peck

@tompeck

9 months

I truly have no idea why I am listening to Seb Gorka on the BBC. Whose benefit is it for?

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Tom Peck

@tompeck

4 months

“I have to warn you that if you vote for Keir Starmer, all this pointless unrelenting chaos will just go away overnight.”

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Tom Peck

@tompeck

8 months

It’s very easy to laugh at Liz Truss

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Tom Peck

@tompeck

9 months

That poll that said they’ll get 90 seats - I honestly think it could be less. They have a leader who is as bad a campaigner as it’s possible to be. And also, this is all they’ve got.

Conservatives

@Conservatives

9 months

🧟‍♂️ The eco-mob are rising and they're wearing Labour rosettes 🥀

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Tom Peck

@tompeck

4 months

Sketch here, on another glorious day in Westminster. Morning: How, Mr Bates, can a miscarriage of justice on this scale ever possibly happen? Afternoon: how can we get around international human rights law and start deporting these people to Rwanda?

The Times & The Sunday Times

News and opinion from The Times & The Sunday Times

www.thetimes.co.uk

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Tom Peck

@tompeck

4 months

Attention business people! This time next year, the highly articulate, quick thinking commercial barrister @lucyfrazermp could be available to represent you in court! Form an orderly queue now.

Kay Burley

@KayBurley

4 months

Govt says there’s evidence of bias at the #BBC ? But Culture Sec @lucyfrazermp can't quite find the words or examples… #KayBurley FC

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Tom Peck

@tompeck

8 months

Dear people under the age of about 30, I swear the world wasn’t always like this. For a little while, maybe twenty years or so ago, it was kind of normal. Not sure it’s ever going back.

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Tom Peck

@tompeck

5 years

Absolutely can't get enough of the national broadcaster, through the medium of @afneil and @bbcthisweek using the throwaway link line, "If you're feeling as lonely as a Chris Grayling brain cell"

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Tom Peck

@tompeck

2 months

Lee Anderson’s campaign for Ashfield begins with a rousing speech from an open top bus in sideways rain in a Morrisons car park.

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Tom Peck

@tompeck

3 months

Had a really enjoyable two full hours away from the House of Commons this afternoon having emergency dental work done. Would thoroughly recommend.

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