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The zen of catnip 😷💉🇨🇦 I speak 4 languages: English, French, Cat & Sarcasm

Alberta, Canada
Joined August 2021
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#WitnessTampering #January6thCommittee #Trump DID YOU TELL LIZ CHENEY I CALLED YOU?
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#DiedSuddendly When you're too fucking stupid to know that you're too fucking stupid.
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@JasonSCampbell Candace Owens hates absolutely everything about herself and makes a ridiculous amount of money because of it.
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@kemosabe35 @NewYorkStateAG Gee. She filed a public motion, so... I don't think you understand how this works, Twitter lawyer.
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Remember when Clint Eastwood flushed his career down the toilet?
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#CanadaHasFallen in love with spectacular autumn colours.
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@junieebear @genius_dogs He kind of has the whole rest of the house. - The Cat's lawyer
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@TerribleMaps Why are these 2 staring at Oregon?
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@OmarJimenez So, the judge banned MSNBC without knowing if this person was with MSNBC?
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@plasticmartyr @davenewworld_2 How do we even know? She has more filler than a restored 57 Chevy that was hit by a semi.
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@JamesWa38050378 @fastworkers6 You need scratch to buy it.
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@Cigna And yet, one of your nurses - Erica Casher - laughed at a student who bravely described how he lost his grandmother to Covid-19. What do you think that does to a child's mental health?
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Admit it. While watching Rachel Maddow's segment about the "no smell" Yankee Candles, you sniffed something to see if you still had your sense of smell.
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Checks Twitter and sees Bill Cosby and Clint Eastwood are trending.
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Every one of you fucking MAGA Americans and their wannabe Canadian puppets can STFU about the deaths in Saskatchewan. At least 10 PEOPLE ARE DEAD from stab wounds and you assholes are making wisecracks about guns. Go fuck yourselves. Seriously.
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@MuzafferKal_ @davenewworld_2 No matter where you live, Mother Nature poses a threat.
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@harrylitman Trump is afraid of being humiliated in front of a jury.
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@InsideTheHiveUT The lyrics might as well be: 🎵🎶 Well I'm whitey white white And white whitey too White whitey white white Just like you. 🎵🎶
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@ShaunWaseMzansi @wowinteresting8 Somebody didn't read the instructions.
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@kenklippenstein The day isn't over yet.
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@acatnamedsteve2 @MothballerM @VictorBlackwell Do you understand the concept of 'size'?
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@GiveSendGo And those recipients can't distribute them because the funds are frozen. You conveniently left out that part.
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@BritFeather @bharris1968 There isn't a shortage in Canada. Stores are limiting sales in case people panic and start hoarding. Seems to me you should speak to your boss.
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@mehdirhasan @mtaibbi Pretty striking that none of Elon's fans care that he posted a private conversation. That should be a heads up for anyone dealing with him.
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Joe Rogan has @drsanjaygupta on his show, blabs endlessly without allowing Dr Gupta to answer his questions, and Rogan sycophants call that winning. #Covid19 #GetVaccinated
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Meghan McCain's job in life is just to bitch about everything. Prove me wrong.
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@judgeluttig You didn't think it was important for America and the rest of the world to know what was happening at the time?
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@atrupar Oh. Now Backrub Lady almost fell over too?? 🤣 By next week, Rudy will be claiming it was attempted murder.
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Right-wingers have been demanding the release of the police's bodycam footage in Paul Pelosi's assault case. With the news it's being released, they are ALREADY claiming - before even seeing it - that it's fake.
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@vompieer @SuzGamboa It's not a competition.
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@Gabriel_Pogrund I, unlike the Prince of Wales, will accept suitcases of cash. DMs are open.
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#MassPsychosis is trending in MAGA world because of this ⬇️ video - which is an EXACT description of the MAGA cult and their "I alone can fix it" leader. Ironically, they're too far gone to know this is about THEM.
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how this make you feel
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#abpoli #DanielleSmith #UCP I swear we have the stupidest premier in Canada. Hmmm... I wonder if the military has firefighting expertise. 🤔
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@RebeccaPalsha Gee, I can't believe the people of Alaska didn't want Palin screeching in congress on their behalf. She probably would have quit halfway through her term anyway.
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@Gerashchenko_en Awww. He looks like Clownface, who recently went over the Rainbow Bridge. 🌈
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@buitengebieden Not today, Roomba. Not today.
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@WajahatAli I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'm 🇨🇦 but I need to see US journalists ask Trump supporters what they think they'll get with him as dictator for life. I think a lot of them don't understand what they'd be surrendering.
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@stevanzetti I seriously feel like I'm missing out on making huge amounts of money from these people.
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@magi_jay @oneunderscore__ I think it's to illustrate how perceived victimhood can quickly escalate into deadly consequences giving the wrong circumstances.
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@kylenabecker @OttawaPolice He tweets...from the comfort of his New York home. 🤣🤠
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@bostonbutt364 @genius_dogs I didn't know there would be a TED talk too. 👍
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Tamara Lich testified she sent ONE email about Covid-19 to her MP and was frustrated she didn't get a response. ONE email. She claimed there were 2 years of restrictions. That is a lie. Then she fake-cried. Zero tears. GFY #POEC #EmergenciesAct
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Note to #FreedomConvoy : If you were living in an authoritarian/fascist/communist country, the Prime Minister would not be spending the day testifying under oath and being cross-examined about the Emergencies Act. #POEC
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@AriMelber Navarro said Michigan's secretary of state - and another one - were placed there by George Soros. That should have been the end of the interview.
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@FrogBrotha @RealCandaceO She can't cross the border. She's (allegedly) unvaccinated. Thankfully.
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@ABC Notice that Mike Pence doesn't commend the Justices for following the constitution (bullshit, in this case). He commends them for the "courage of their convictions". That is NOT how a Supreme Court justice is supposed to decide a case.
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@LauraLynnTT You're in BC? Name the hospital that allegedly gave him those treatments.
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@Psybur @TweetsOfCats I'm actually not part of the mint family. I was adopted.
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@Dictionarycom @Reuters Pretty sure the word is...
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@Litison1 @todayyearsoldig That's Mitch McConnell's older brother. He has the long-form birth certificate.
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Elon's mom thinks we all work for him. #MuskMeltdown
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@jkenney ..."pro-lockdown counter protesters"? Where, exactly?
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@CarymaRules Hey @CandiceBergenMP meet your new staffer. He looks qualified, don't you think?
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@RebelNews_CA @ezralevant @CSmiles_News @calvinrobinson Greta Thunberg, like the rest of us, knows Ezra Levant is a clown. She owned you.
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@PeteTheJennings @junieebear @genius_dogs If you'd like to file a motion with the court, we can discuss it. Be forewarned...
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@LarryOConnor You misspelled "applying the law".
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@kennedytcooper Can you imagine being her daughter hearing that she would rather let her commit suicide than to help her? Unbelievable.
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@peterbakernyt It's only a prime-time televised statement if any networks broadcast it. Let him spout his nonsense and he can post his little clip on his failing social media app.
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@NikkiMcR Why is @JesseKellyDC so afraid of women?
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@mtgreenee This propaganda has already been tested and failed badly.
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@Angry_Staffer That's hilarious. They think the pardon talk was about Hunter Biden, not Duncan Hunter? Definitely not the sharpest knives in the drawer.
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@ZTPetrizzo China? I thought it was Venezuela and Hugo Chavez. I'm so confused...
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@BeschlossDC I'm Canadian so this doesn't affect me whatsoever but it would probably be helpful to point out the history of US White House weddings before people start piling on the Bidens.
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@ChudsOfTikTok Conundrum: I am not now going to Google that alleged book title because I don't need it immortalized in my browser history so...
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@fasc1nate They need a bigger window.
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@Dan1e11e1982 @bharris1968 No. You need to talk to a healthcare provider.
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None of your damn business, world. None of your damn business. 🤣😅🇨🇦 Hail Satan Queen Dildo!
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@pattonoswalt See? This is why parents need maternity/paternity leave.
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@JackPosobiec @GiveSendGo You misspelled 'misleading'.
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@Cernovich Maybe Trump shouldn't have committed the same offence 34 times.
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@AdamParkhomenko @jaketapper There's a reason I haven't watched @jaketapper in a very long time. Maybe he and @maggieNYT can start a Trump fan show in the Sunday morning slot that just opened up.
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Bari Weiss desperately wants to be a martyr for free speech. She canceled herself from the New York Times and then cried about cancel culture.
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@DruhFarrell Every single day...
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@ZTPetrizzo That's sure to piss him off.
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@hasanthehun You know you need a reality check when... ⬇️
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@atrupar "I'm so tyrannized!!", said no *sane* law-abiding Canadian. Now, back to my tea.
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@ErinStevensonSG @demetriosnAB @AthabascaU 1. Athabasca University was not an issue until the UCP just made it one for absolutely no reason. 2. #NeverVoteConservative
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@CNN In other news, water - wet.
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@kyledcheney 1. He is no longer "President Donald J. Trump".
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@____B_S____ That will not be happening in this house.
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@dlippman Bingo Bongo bounced.
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@David_Skylar_ @owencolley5 @Sciencenature14 My cat asked the same question about his ball at the end of the hallway. He's a cat.
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@TitusNation All of the tough-guy trolls in the comments...
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@Emmanuel_Rach So, @RiverCreeCasino is fine with hosting a superspreader event for Poilievre who's insulted Canada's indigenous peoples? What's wrong with this picture?
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@Rschooley So, Alex Jones fans are theorizing that Alex Jones is participating in a conspiracy?
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