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Here for friends. I'm not for everyone. 🚫 hook-ups, 🚫 Crypto, 🚫 DM's, 🚫 gift cards, 🚫 cash app. Laughter costs nothing. #Taken

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Fact Checked = Troof!
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🤔🤔🤔 I get it. Do you?
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Real women. There's no mistaking that for anything else 😍🥰😉
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If "STUPID" was a 3 second video 🤦‍♂️😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭
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This is completely true
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If you remember this 👇👇👇 you're my people
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1 year
There are still good men left in the world 🌎 👊💪😊
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2 years
Moral of the story: Don't be a Dick 😂😂
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He was the best. Part of the reason I'm so corrupted 🙂🙃
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One of these women is a chef The other is married 😳😲😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭
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2 years
If you get it, we're probably frens 😁😛😜😉
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4 months
Some will get this 😀🙃😉
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2 years
Some of you will get this
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3 years
What the hell is that 😳
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2 years
Secret Antifa training video 🤫😂😂😂
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3 years
Me, that's who. You got a problem with that 😎
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We're not the same 😎
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2 months
Nah, I wanted to keep my teeth 😜🤪
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I never said no shit like that 👀👀👀
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2 years
Holy chit!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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2 years
Right now at my supermarket. I can't believe this is the shit people voted for
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3 months
How most of my Saturday nights go 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂🤣😂🤣
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@mongoliciouss
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2 years
More like ancient 🙄
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@mongoliciouss
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2 years
😂😂 I've done this so many times
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If you remember this, you're old 🙅‍♂️😂🤣😂
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Stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid 🙄 😒 🤦
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2 years
😂🤣😂 Go make me a drink bish
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She's going to be sorry 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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2 years
Troof!!!
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2 years
People just do stupid shit. I don't even ask why anymore 😕 🤷‍♂️😂😂😂
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Why? Why are you fucking with something that will kill you 🤷‍♂️😂😂😂
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Such is my life 🙃 🤪🙄
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2 years
😳😲 WTF 😂🤣😂🤣
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I'm old. So what 😐
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Please Santa 🎅 Please, please, please 🙏 😉😎
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4 months
She didn't think this through 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂🤣😂🤣😂
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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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MEAT!!! It's what for dinner 😋😋
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Some of you will remember this 😲🥴😵‍💫😂😂
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@mongoliciouss
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2 years
And if you do get offended, 🖕🖕
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I'm pretty sure it was Fourth of July he'll never forget 😂🤣😂🤣😭😭
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Score cards up! And the judges say 10 10 10 😂😂😂😂 She's on a roll 😂
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There's stupid. And there's fkn stupid 🙄 🤦😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭
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2 years
Now I'm lost. This never happens 🤷‍♂️😂😂😂
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Oh, I remember this so clearly 🙄 🤣
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I think she missed her Uber 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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The newest addition to my family. Isn't she beautiful 😍
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In slooo mo...O U C H 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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I don't know about you but I'm leaving the country 😳😮
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😂😂😂 I guess I won't be getting any
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Either A or B. It was much simpler back then 🙅‍♂️
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I had to see it and so do you 😳😲😵‍💫😵
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One look at this, and I was 9 years old again 🥰
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Not many people will get this
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Hey all y'all 👇👇👇👇
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I have become an activist 😂😂
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A boy named Sue 😳😲🤯
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I'd probably go to jail if I showed it 😳😯
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Play in traffic 🙄
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Me, as a kid. Now you understand me better 😌 🙂🙃
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My name is Clint! Clint! Damn name tag 🤷‍♂️ 😕 😒 🙄 😂🤣😂🤣😭😭
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We're not the same. At all. Nope! 😎
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The kind of girl I'd bring home.....to mama 😂🤣😂🤣
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Every. Day. Of. My. Life.
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What do you think I'm going to do
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Don't be a racist 😍
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He should have had a plan B 🤷‍♂️🙄😂🤣😂🤣😭😭
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That's some cold shit 😂🤣😂🤣😭😭
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Great advice 👍 👌 👏 😀 😂😂
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What do you call that 🤔 😬😳😵😵‍💫
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😂🤣😂🤣😂 Oh shit 😭😭😭
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She gonna be waiting a long time 😂🤣😂
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Because you can't fix stupid 🤦‍♂️😂🤣😂🤣
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Fuck Around and Find Out 😂😂😂😂
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If only that wall wasn't there 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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I'll probably get yelled at for this one 🤷‍♂️😂😂😂
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This is why we carry. Get it 💪
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You guys got any ideas?
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I know that most of you are watching intently at the events that began to unfold last night. All I can tell you is that I'm old enough to remember Jimmy Carter. And never did I think I would see any president worse than that. Boy, was I ever wrong 🙄☹️😵‍💫
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BREAKING NEWS from VP Harris:
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True dat!!!!! #1 on my list 😁😎👅👅
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More Troof!!!
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I'll probably get canceled for this 🤷😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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I've been having these nightmares about sharks lately 😳😲😵‍💫😬😂😂
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Can they be fixed 🤷‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂
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I can honestly say I've never been this drunk 🥴 😵‍💫😵🤣 😂🤣
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Go to the park they said. Act like a kid they said. It will be fun 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That, was not a cat toy 😐 😳 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂 Too late 😂🤣😂
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I'd marry her 😍
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😳😲😬 Oh damn, nothing went right for him 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Bwahahahaha 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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They're like demons 😈 😳 😂🤣😂
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What in the living fuck 😳 😲🤦‍♂️😂😂😂
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When the machine is smarter than you are 😵‍💫😵🥴🤷‍♂️😂😂😂
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When you want to prove how stupid you are 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂🤣😂🤣😂
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He doesn't even realize he's a dead 💀 man 😳😲😬😂😂😂
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😳😲👀 This is one of those WTF moments 😳
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Erectile Dysfunction
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What is the first thing you think of when you see this?
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Whoaaa 😳😮😬😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Whoaaa 😳😲 I would have shit my pants
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