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@nypost features columnist. KIRsten not KRIsten

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@KirFlem
Kirsten Fleming
5 years
The same company that ran an ad saying “believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything.”
@nypost
New York Post
5 years
Houston Rockets merchandise disappears from Chinese Nike stores
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Just when I thought Fauci was pretty cool, he turns out to be 10 times more awesome. This is such a brilliant move on his part. Going to the millennial audience and filtering it thru PMT which many take as gospel. Big deal. Your biggest get @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat
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PFT Commenter
4 years
Tomorow's @PardonMyTake is maybe one of the most important sodes weve ever done: Dr Anthony Fauci- the Director of NIAID in charge of leading our countrys response to COVID-19 virus discusses what steps we need to take. AWLs will save the World
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3 years
I don’t approve of Matthew McConaughey’s thoughts and the people he talks to, so I’m gonna pretend they’re alt right. It’s particularly hurtful for me bc I really loved him in Magic Mike. *files copy*
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4 years
Speaking to friends/family in Spain, they are upset the gov didn’t shut things down earlier. No one headed the warnings coming from Italy n stopped. 2nite it’s business as usual in the East Village. People partying like crazy. It’s not a badge of honor. Its a colossal mistake
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3 years
This is an ad for school choice
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3 years
Yesterday: hooray for Carl Nassib. He is gay. He is brave. Today: Fuck that dude. He's a republican. The demand for purity is one of the most dangerous and bizarre aspects of our era. Diversity is only good as long as it's skin deep and excludes the intellectual variety
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4 years
Is it possible to make this entire 7:31 clip into my ringtone?
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Kirsten Fleming
3 years
Every politician saying turkey day is a no go should be forced to livestream their dinners. So we can confirm they are eating hungry man tv meals off snack trays, surrounded by the less than ten people they hate most in life. And masks in between bites
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Kirsten Fleming
3 years
I love that Sir Charles always goes off script. He is one of the last authentic, nuanced voices on tv.
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Troy Machir
3 years
Here is Charles Barkley unfiltered on COVID, re: VCU-Oregon. Real, authentic TV.
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3 years
Today I saw a human take a dump on the street. Not hiding in a corner but out in the open like it was a performance w a hat nearby to collect cash from appreciative spectators. Very avant- garde ad campaign from the tourist board. The big crapple is doing great!
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Kirsten Fleming
5 years
Sometimes sports flood the heart.
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5 years
Sports are cool.
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5 years
Logan Roy’s half smile was great. His boy is, indeed a killer #SuccessionHBO
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Kirsten Fleming
6 years
Go @EKANardini Go. Sad that as a woman in today's landscape you have to subscribe to only one school of thought or you're a terrible person.
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Deadspin
6 years
Oh god, even our parent company is airing the Barstool CEO's evasive, charming bullshit.
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Kirsten Fleming
4 years
My friend’s little niece left a piece of cake out for the Easter Bunny along with a note. Looks like the homeschooling isn’t going so well.
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Kirsten Fleming
5 years
Everyone is paying attention now, but the Chicago local media has been sensational as this bizarre story unfolded and continues to unfold. Especially @RaferWeigel and @RobElgasABC7 @CWBChicago .
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CNN Breaking News
5 years
Chicago police think "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett paid two men to orchestrate the assault on himself, two police sources say
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'...while they say, "Yeah, this is ridiculous," I think a lot of people feel like they can't do anything about it. But you've got to make a stand sometimes. If enough people walk off the deck, or if enough referees say no, it will change. It's wrong.'
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4 years
Wilford Brimley, from Cocoon to The Natural was such a big part of my childhood movie experience. Also against banning cockfighting in New Mexico. He always looked old. I fucking loved that guy. RIP
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3 years
@tomaskenn That’s how a real person eats a slice
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Kirsten Fleming
4 years
I enjoyed the Portnoy Trump interview. Though I enjoyed the temper tantrum everyone threw over it even more.
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Kirsten Fleming
5 years
When I was 16, I sucked a drinking glass to my face for 10 minutes and gave my lower face a giant hickey that took 3 weeks to heal
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. @SpeakerPelosi : It's "really important" to lower the voting age to 16.
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3 years
Man raises $20 million dollars in weeks to support small businesses crippled by the pandemic while the gov whistled and looked the other way. But yo, “controversial”
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San Francisco Chronicle
3 years
The money is coming from the Barstool Fund, a $19 million pool founded by the controversial sports website Barstool Sports.
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Kirsten Fleming
4 years
The greatest generation stormed the beaches at Normandy. The latest generation stormed the bars during corona.
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Barstool Sports
4 years
We are doomed
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Kirsten Fleming
5 years
I think it’s nice that this guy can wear women’s underwears while stealing stuff. It’s a testament to the personal freedoms we enjoy in this great country
@nypost
New York Post
5 years
Thief busted after stealing light bulb while wearing only women's underwear: video
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This is the most important story in NYC right now.
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Dana Arschin
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There’s a pepperoni pizza feud right now in #NYC . One pizzeria is pursuing legal action against a former employee for allegedly stealing a secret recipe. Story here. @fox5ny
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Kirsten Fleming
3 years
I liked it better when people were weird in private and acted normal in public
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Ajit Pai
3 years
The apocalypse is upon us.
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Kirsten Fleming
5 years
If you guys wanna know about bowl cuts, ask an expert. Ask a Fleming
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Kirsten Fleming
7 years
Teen charged w lying about being raped by college football players bc she wanted sympathy from another dude
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4 years
@SaysSimonson This is an ad for trade school.
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5 years
Jennifer Hudson singing The Jeffersons theme
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6 years
'It is because of the color of my hair' says Spanish woman who looks like Donald Trump. God I love Spain
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Kirsten Fleming
7 years
Charlie Sheen allegedly sodomized Corey Haim at 13 on set of Lucas. If you read Feldman's memoir this will sound familiar
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6 years
Unbelievable that in 2017, a woman can't fuck 20 ghosts without being judged and slut shamed
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4 years
The next great inventor of the 21st century: the olive oil treadmill
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Kirsten Fleming
5 years
Cooper Manning is ten times funnier than anything on SNL
@NFLonFOX
FOX Sports: NFL
5 years
"Yeah, anything is better than Hue... I mean you." 😶 It's the season finale of the #ManningHour featuring Baking with @bakermayfield !
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This speech from ⁦ @AbigailShrier ⁩ was so incredible. It made me feel as pumped up as I do after watching a Rocky training montage. Glad ⁦ @bariweiss ⁩ featured this as an episode.
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Kirsten Fleming
5 years
Wes Anderson's new movie looks cool
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Seth Mandel
5 years
what a time to be alive, y'all
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3 years
"First of all, you cannot come if you have not watched my special from beginning to end. You must come to a place of my choosing at a time of my choosing, and thirdly, you must admit that Hannah Gadsby is not funny.” give this man the crown
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4 years
The year was 2020. Insect MMA replaced live sports.
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Kirsten Fleming
1 year
Or there is this very new, very radical idea: go climb a fucking tree, ride a bike or play sports.
@CBSNews
CBS News
1 year
Children struggling with obesity should be evaluated and treated early and aggressively, including with medications for kids as young as 12 and surgery for those as young as 13, according to new guidelines released Monday.
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4 years
The legend continues.
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Reporter Ken Fuson (who I never heard of til now, which is a damn pity) wrote his own obit. It’s a masterpiece molded w humanity, humility and humor. “no he didn’t win a Pulitzer Prize, but he’s dead now so get off his back.” RIP, Mr Fuson
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Kirsten Fleming
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Always proud of my badass friend ⁦ @karol ⁩, but especially after reading this column. She calls out the progressive fascist trying to silence her and she’s familiar w the tactic. After all, Karol was born in the Soviet Union.
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Kirsten Fleming
4 years
These are the stories that are so tough to read. A selfless doctor comes out of retirement to help treat patients affected by the outbreak and ends up dying of coronavirus. Dr. Alfa Saadu is hero. via @nypost
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Kirsten Fleming
4 years
I was juggling a bunch of stories today, but I put it all down bc some entitled sinverguenzas decided to lie about my colleagues and their good work out of the blue. That just ain’t cool
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Kirsten Fleming
3 years
If you call a slice “a pizza” you are unqualified to make a judgement call on how to eat a slice. Desantis is running a clinic here.
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Thomas Kennedy
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Ron Desantis eating a pizza is extremely disturbing
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Kirsten Fleming
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Guy ordering from seafood counter telling the lady how he was gonna cook the fish and make fish tacos. The lady behind the counter said: “I don’t care what you’re gonna make.” Employee of the month.
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@rkylesmith Let it go
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3 years
Ferris Bueller sequel
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
3 years
Little legend for this one @barstoolchicago
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OMG. This ⁦ @keithhernandez ⁩ tat I found in Pittsburgh
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4 years
Guy at my polling place handed me a ballot. Then he tore off an "I voted" sticker and said, "now the most important part." We are a nation of sticker craving toddlers.
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“Colleen from New York. First time, long time,” Judge Colleen McMahon told Carton before sentencing him to three and a half years in jail. Wow
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Kirsten Fleming
4 years
My friend who works in an ER said their covid cases are leveling off and this weekend they saw small signs of a return to the usual ER mishigas. "we had an excessive masturbation injury yesterday."
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Kirsten Fleming
3 years
The most peculiar thing about feminism in this era: Women are empowered. The Future is female. But if a man criticizes their work or ideas (not gratuitous sexist stuff), they're still a misogynist. Are women empowered or fragile victims? I can't quite sort that out.
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Kirsten Fleming
3 years
My number one rule for writing a column about a fashion event. Work in an @the_ironsheik reference. Bring it to the people
@nypost
New York Post
3 years
OPINION: Activist A-listers walk all over Met Gala’s America theme
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2 years
This is my screen saver. My 7year old cousin took my phone and asked “is this your boyfriend? What’s his name?”
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Kirsten Fleming
5 years
“Full time influencing” is the grittiest of the blue collar professions. Similar to iron workers
@NYMag
New York Magazine
5 years
Months after the college admissions scandal, Olivia Jade will return to full-time influencing
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Kirsten Fleming
3 years
What a fascinating episode of the ⁦⁦ @megynkelly ⁩ show and a beautiful love story. So much candor from Morris, who didn’t sugarcoat any of his time in the priesthood, including the fact that his former order was a cult. Lots to unpack here
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Kirsten Fleming
5 years
@GerryDales This is awesome. Thanks for sharing.
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Kirsten Fleming
6 years
Hope the Rocky statue has at least 15 armed guards tonight. Bc it's gonna end up in someone's living room otherwise
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Kirsten Fleming
5 years
@BridgetPhetasy “I need this story to be true” is the most telling sentence I’ve seen throughout this bizarre cycle
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@thustweetsdavid @beyondreasdoubt That was an absolute delight
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Very striking that they don’t want their faces shown. A cowardly touch.
@CollinRugg
Collin Rugg
7 months
NEW: The scene at Columbia University in New York City where the school has been overrun by pro-Palestine protesters. Just a few days ago, Hamas terrorists murdered innocent Israeli men, women and children. In response to the barbaric attacks, college campuses have been overrun…
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Favorite part of @billmaher ’s Club Random interview with @sagesteele was his endorsement of catholic schooling. Noted atheist recognizing the merits of the no nonsense education, stressing fundamentals like grammar.
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Kirsten Fleming
3 years
Us: Why can’t we get our best and brightest to run for office? Half of twitter: it’s totally okay to follow and video a senator in the bathroom.
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2 years
@amandamull Found a wallet in a cab. Biz cards inside said she managed ATL Fendi store. Called store. She was on biz in nyc. We met to exchange wallet n she was so grateful bc she had to get home to her kid but couldn't w/out wallet. Weeks later, she sent me a Fendi bag.
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Kirsten Fleming
1 year
Absolutely heartbreaking update. Mike Leach is such a singular bright spot in the world of sports. A one man band producing some of college football’s most entertaining moments.
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Kirsten Fleming
6 years
Apparently, I've been living in a cave. Just learning of the internet's dissatisfaction with the Blake Shelton selection. Lay off the crack, folks. Blake is perfect
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Kirsten Fleming
5 years
@BarstoolBigCat Genuinely confused by this hate being shoveled on Fleetwood. If you don’t like Fleetwood, your taste in music is shit and therefore you have no place at the opinion table
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Kirsten Fleming
7 years
This tweet led to one of my favorite pieces I did in 2016
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feitelberg
8 years
"FRIDAYS ARE FOR THE MEN, SATURDAYS ARE FOR THE BOYS" - some old guy just yelled that, it makes no sense, but I love it
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Kirsten Fleming
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Ricky Gervais not sorry for Caitlyn Jenner jab, therefore Ricky Gervais is greatest person ever via @pagesix
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Kirsten Fleming
2 years
5 years ago, I was at a rest station in southern Spain and asked if they had soy milk. The lady laughed n asked why. I said dairy makes me sick. She said “if you are too sensitive for milk, perhaps you shouldn’t leave the house.” Words to live by in 2022.
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Kirsten Fleming
4 years
Don’t know who that Kristen Flemming is but she can write
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4 years
My fans have arrived *kisses biceps*
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Kirsten Fleming
4 years
You make me feel like a natural individual
@CNN
CNN
4 years
Individuals with a cervix are now recommended to start cervical cancers screening at 25 and continue through age 65, with HPV testing every five years as the preferred method of testing, according to a new guideline released by the American Cancer Society
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Kirsten Fleming
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Everyone at MetLife is doing the Tommy Cutlet fingers. Tommy chants. You’d think he was taking the team to the playoffs. But we’re just going to the deli. What. A. Season
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Kirsten Fleming
5 years
@karol Starting? The antifacists fascists are already in their third season
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Kirsten Fleming
5 years
Sensible move, but this duck will regret it after a week taking NJ Transit
@northjersey
NorthJersey.com
5 years
Central Park's famed Mandarin Duck spotted in North Jersey
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@MaraGay I can’t believe anyone is too young for a milli Vanilli reference. They should be part of the k-6 curriculum country wide
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2 years
@karol ah I see you found the Kiddie Kardashian starter kit from 2015.
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Kirsten Fleming
1 year
Bradley cooper looks like he woke up this morning in a porta potty at the Linc.
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Kirsten Fleming
3 years
The correct term is goomah
@APStylebook
APStylebook
3 years
Don't use the term mistress for a woman who is in a long-term sexual relationship with, and is financially supported by, a man who is married to someone else. Instead, use an alternative like companion, friend or lover on first reference and provide additional details later.
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Kirsten Fleming
3 years
A tale of me getting murdered by a former JC Penney manager
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@anniekarni holy Baba booey
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Kirsten Fleming
2 months
10 out of 10, would recommend.
@bariweiss
Bari Weiss
2 months
BAD THERAPY by @AbigailShrier is the #1 book on all of Amazon. But didn't make the @nytimes bestseller list. 👀 Buy her book. And listen to our conversation here:
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I finally had a point where I had to avert my eyes during an episode of @SHO_Shameless . Toes
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@MCamerlengo Stevie and Kenny. Most potent power duo to ever hit the screen
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@tomselliott Why weren't they disgusted when Blumenthal, Whitehouse and Leahy talked over Amy Coney Barrett all week?
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3 years
90s Stern would be making hilarious, skewering bits and sketches on current Stern.
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Math workbook says its racist to ask students to get the right answer. Which means I was fighting white supremacy with my failing math grades throughout my entire academic career
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4 years
Best take on Tom Brady news yet.
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Kirsten Fleming
1 year
The dazzling @hanwaddingham covers Alexa. Such a beautiful shoot styled by @anahitaglitters . This is my preferred brand of femininity. Powerful and classic w a side of cheekiness.
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Kirsten Fleming
4 years
Next to JLo and Shakira, Smug christening Jimmy G “Gabagool” is my favorite part of Super Bowl Sunday
@ComfortablySmug
Comfortably Smug
4 years
Kaepernick makes that pass and wins Gabagool isn't a champion
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Kirsten Fleming
2 years
I wrote this piece because I wanted a composite image of @CoachCooleyPC , T Swift and Friar Dom. Also, a bit of a fun for a really exciting team. #pcbb
@PCFriarsmbb
Providence MBB
2 years
Why this college hoops team wants Taylor Swift at their game via @nypost
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Kirsten Fleming
4 years
Deborah Birx is a powerhouse without a power suit, and that's so refreshing and soothing. My ode to her personal style, soft silhouettes and motherly demeanor
@nypost
New York Post
4 years
Deborah Birx is the maternal fashion icon America needs right now
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Kirsten Fleming
8 years
Chants of "USA" as W and Laura Bush come out
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Kirsten Fleming
5 years
Always amused when folks write that Barstool Sports is sexist bc their argument is based on the company's unwillingness to cater or conform to the pink pussyhat wearing mobs. Quite frankly that's their appeal to many chicks. We aren't a monolith. Treating us like we are is sexist
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