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@SaysSimonson
Joe Gabriel Simonson
4 years
Biden has seven grandchildren
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"I have five grandchildren. Every day we talk or we text,” Joe Biden says. “I’ve got family scattered around, like I suspect everybody does."
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This is the first Mr beast video I’ve ever watched and it’s completely schizophrenic. Every zoomer’s brain is fried. Could only make it like three minutes. This is a look inside an Adderall addict’s brain
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Train Vs Giant Pit! Curious to see if we can replicate the results we got on our last video!
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The biden stuff looks bad guys
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wild
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Wife of Boston Marathon hero said Biden touched her in 'an inappropriate and uncomfortable way'
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You can tweet out the Steele dossier but not that New York post story? Why?
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beautiful family photo of the president with his wife, daughter and mistress
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Bezos launching himself into space on an experimental rocket is a big divorced guy move
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I’m not kidding when I say if trump had a dog that was biting people, CNN would be interviewing several psychologists on how there are no bad dogs, just bad owners. The New York Times would run a story with quotes by the humane society
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Kate Bennett
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NEW: Major Biden involved in another biting incident at the White House
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most importantly will the Taliban join the Paris climate agreement?
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The guy wearing a dress bragging about having a college education is like a primary reason not to go to college
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Ian Miles Cheong
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Black Lives Matter protesters at the NY CHAZ brag about their college educations and mock the police for being uneducated, working class, illiterate rubes. They also call a black cop “black Judas” or race traitor.
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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This is probably the most blatant gaslighting attempt by members of the press I’ve ever seen
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cnn just covered the doxxing of GOP senators but declined to name where the staffer worked, what party he's affiliated with or that any of the victims were republicans. amazing
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One of my friends described the reception of Beyoncé’s new album as “Stalinist”
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. @Beyonce , you are a record-breaker and history-maker. With Cowboy Carter, you have changed the game once again by helping redefine a music genre and transform our culture. I am so proud of you!
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It seems like the looting of the CNN headquarters was the turning point that led pundits, political advisers, and govt officials to say “actually this is a white nationalist psyop” which is hilarious
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you should definitely not google the 2020 pew research survey on Holocaust knowledge by demographic
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The Hitler Belt
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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CNN, where you work, interviewed Gorsuch in September
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Times Pick
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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In like an hour two major right-leaning arguments have been basically quietly embraced by much of the left: New York opening its schools and a major newspaper debunking the idea that the Seattle riots/CHAZ were peaceful
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Going through hunter’s hard drive for another story and there are always hysterical interactions but one I just noticed was a text from his lawyer saying “hunter call me” and then hunter doesn’t respond for like 24 hours and just sends him a Red Hot Chili Peppers song
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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I don’t understand how people see stuff like this and continue operating under the assumption they’re engaged in some sort of revolutionary behavior
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Trump denies Minnesota governor's request for $500M to repair damage from riots
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aoc really wore that dress and voted for eliminating the SALT cap
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garland will not take any questions but you can learn more when his staff leaks to the new york times and cnn
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Average hunter Biden conversation with his attorneys
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Hahaha Pelosi claps at “we will not be a socialist country”
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Wapo believes black women make up 12.9 percent of the United States
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Actually "wow'd" at this correction. incredible
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lol at all the journalists a week ago saying they talked to fetterman and he seemed fine. What else are they lying about
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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it is october and this is the front page of the nyt
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Hunter biden will never be editor of teen vogue now
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a republican riot
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Mediaite
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CNN's Tapper: Republicans 'Would Be Rioting' if Democrats Held Trump's 'Norm-Busting' Convention
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very clear today that journalists view themselves as a crucial, and now unhappy, Democratic Party constituency
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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The white Latino NYT reporter who is almost certainly descended from conquistadors calling herself a “person of color” is just one of the hilarious moments from this exchange
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Jonah Goldberg
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Our discussion of DEI on The Chris Wallace Show.
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This picture is so conspicuously inaccurate you have to just marvel at our federal government humiliating itself just to avoid offending Democrats
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FBI
3 months
Higher prices, dangerous products, and closing businesses. These are just some of the impacts Organized Retail Theft has on everyday Americans. Learn what the #FBI does to combat these crimes on the federal level to protect shoppers across the country:
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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Fox News has all-but-confirmed the veracity of one of the most damning emails — the one where Hunter implies he’s compensating his father — isn’t that the story for now?
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Erin Banco
4 years
NEW: Warnings about Giuliani and his links to Russia-friendly Ukrainians began in Jan. 2019. Bolton told his staff to steer clear of any meetings where Giuliani was involved. Staff were also told to withhold info from Kash Patel. w/ @attackerman @swin24
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Sounds like a threat of insurrection. And they marched right outside my apartment. How much longer am I expected to live with this trauma? Will the government do anything? Will Bank of America?
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Brendan Gutenschwager
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Chants of “If we don’t get it, burn it down” as the march continues in DC tonight #DC #DCProtests #WashingtonDC
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biden saying he'll call NATO leaders before he's inaugurated...excuse me ever hear of the LOGAN ACT?
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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why is no one helping that guy in the uber video like even the national guard isnt doing shit
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sincerely believe that if republicans called a bill an inflation reduction act that did not lower the CPI, you’d have historians of fascism on CNN warning about how democracies fall because of lies like these
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Hezbollah would sex traffic this guy for some aluminum tubes and a goat
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why do the lefties always screaming about student debt literally never direct their anger at the universities? do they still think college and professors are cool or something
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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i hate spending 150 thousand dollars on the democratic party only to later be confronted by the democratic party
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Brendan Gutenschwager
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Biden supporters berated by pro-Palestine protesters after leaving tonight’s fundraiser in New York
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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SCOOP: BuzzFeed News confirms to me that its editors knew about the romantic relationship between Ali Watkins and James Wolfe, chose not to disclose this fact on her articles anyway in what appears to be a major ethical lapse. My latest via @DailyCaller :
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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seems to be an open secret in media world that the wsj is working on a big hunter biden piece
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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then proceeded to do more movies with him very cool
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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to be clear they don’t just want conservatives removed from op-Ed pages, they want conservative media ended altogether
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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fwiw I’m seeing a lot fewer defenses of the “defund the police” movement in the media now that the country is dealing with a massive crime wave. Good chance in six months a lot of reporters are going to pretend no one was actually advocating for it
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
3 years
imagine if trump did this lmfao
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Max Tani
3 years
Biden’s team wants to charge reporters $170 for a COVID test every time they come to the White House
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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Coming clean: I publicly praised Cuomo early on in his response to the coronavirus. I feel extremely guilty for doing this with all the fantastic reporting that has come out since. I was too eager to find strong leadership at a time when I knew the country was unprepared.
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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In 1974, Sanders railed against a guest worker program that would have allowed just 351 Jamaicans into Vermont. He said the jobs should be for “our own people” and said the Vermont government was “bring[ing] back slavery” More here:
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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Trying to think of another time where a sizable constituency in a party demanded something so politically toxic that party leaders said it was the other side’s idea all along
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The Hill
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. @PressSec : "The president ran on and won the most votes of any candidate in history on the platform of boosting funding for law enforcement, after Republicans spent decades trying to cut the cops program."
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
4 years
There was more attention paid to that guy who drank fish cleaner by many national reporters than Tara Reade
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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democrats will tell you how awful of a country this is because of our incarceration rates while simultaneously passing laws that will throw you in jail for using a straw
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incredible passage in the new york times
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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lol at journalists making fun of ted cruz for being involved in politics at a young age like most of them weren't college democrats or door knocking for obama
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Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social)
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here’s what ted cruz and beto o’rourke were doing to unwind during roughly the same period
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Colleague saw this today, don’t think this is the biggest hazard when riding public transportation in the dc area
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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What is the smart liberal theory for why every virtually hostile government to the US decided to act out during Biden and not Trump
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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People are dunking on this woman rightfully but worth noting that she is a DEI consultant and taking photos of normal people eating lunch and then belittling them is part of her work
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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bernie sanders was asked whether he told Warren a woman couldn't be president but Biden can't be asked whether he sexually assaulted a woman
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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they laid off pulitzer nominees for this
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BuzzFeed
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People tried their own urine for the first time and they were disgusted
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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that’s wild I’m in Minneapolis right now talking to restaurant staff and small business owners and they’re telling me how misinformation shattered their windows and storefronts last summer
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Drew Holden
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Just a breathtaking paragraph.
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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many people have misunderstood the meaning behind “jihad.” As Edward Said noted, the western orientalist interpretation that it means “holy war” is incorrect. In reality, the term refers to one’s inner struggle for healthcare and walkable cities
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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new atlantic piece just dropped
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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This is a person who regularly talks about the trauma she struggles with after Jan. 6
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Tom Elliott
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. @AOC Calls Concerns over Spiking Crime ‘Hysteria’
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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Two dudes in my office gym. I walk in and take off my mask. Five minutes later another dude looks at me and nods before removing his. The third follows another five minutes later. 🦍
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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ESPN ALERT: Questions surrounding athlete’s decision not to register to vote as a Democrat
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the new york times, which printed probably 10 thousand words on tucker carlson this weekend, has not run anything on the DHS disinformation governance board.
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jemele hill can't apologize so she's just gonna double down. gonna be dope
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biden sends out a statement demanding trump invoke the Defense Production Act minutes after trump...invokes the Defense Production Act
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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periodic reminder that it's extremely strange how mainstream cultural programming refuses to acknowledge the historically low popularity of the current president
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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Errm literal historian here. Seeing really disturbing parallels with the suspension of Kathy Griffin from Twitter and the tactics of infamous Nazi Julius Streicher, as well as Hitler himself. Luckily we have something the German people didn’t in 1933: the Democratic Party
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you are called the lincoln project
@ProjectLincoln
The Lincoln Project
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Racism is the original sin of the GOP.
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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The “enemy of the people” line is silly but what’s equally silly is this idea that journalists are these elite and incorruptible heroes beyond reproach. Such an idea is not only not applicable to any profession but specifically and hilariously not applicable to the media
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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NEW: Politico has ordered its staff to no longer refer to the surge on the southern border as a "crisis," the latest evidence of an ideological shift at a publication that once prided itself as appealing to both sides of the aisle.
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The media isn’t turning the New Jersey Senate election as a moral test like they did for Alabamians. That should tell you something. My latest via @DailyCaller
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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actually puts things in perspective
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Justin Baragona
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How Fox News is covering the pandemic today.
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Sen. Collins will not be silenced, despite the anger from white male journalists
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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Thinking of buying a home
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Ads aren’t funny anymore because executives are worried they’re gonna have to resign over a Doritos ad offending some group like people with six toes
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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I don’t know what the senate is ultimately going to do with the vacancy but I do know that Kavanaugh’s nomination and the subsequent hypocrisy from the left was one of the most radicalizing experiences for many conservatives in DC
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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Your mask avatars were always cringe 👍🏻
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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memo going out
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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I spent two years with Joe Biden on the campaign trail and saw how his message of empathy resonated with voters. When he fell off his bike on Saturday, millions of children were reminded why it was so important that he won the 2020 election. My latest for The Atlantic:
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Man imagine if that was an Obama staffer and Acosta worked at fox
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NBC News
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BREAKING: White House aide grabs and tries to physically remove a microphone from CNN Correspondent Jim Acosta during a contentious exchange with President Trump at a news conference.
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no one who I follow on Instagram is practicing social distancing and it’s genuinely bothering me
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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NEW with @emilyelarsen : The Washington Examiner found that six Trump donors shamed by Joaquin Castro had donated to both he and his brother Julian over the years. Five of them spoke to us on the record and they all expressed dismay.
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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in her dissent today, Sotomayor cites the death of Matthew Shepard as evidence of a hate crime. Someone should let her know that Shepard was mostly likely killed not because of his sexual orientation, but that he was a drug dealer who was killed by another drug dealer.
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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enjoying this piece on why republicans don't talk to the press as much anymore. first guy says "reporters are mostly democrats who hate us" and then the author responds with "well, what could republicans even tell us anyway? they're awful"
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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it's so weird reading about allegations of voter fraud in the new york times a day after the same paper publishes articles saying right-wing outlets are spreading disinformation about voter fraud
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Nick Baumann
4 years
wat
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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What the fuck
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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For the record Avenatti is a lying scum bag who threatened to sue me and @peterjhasson personally for accurately reporting on his shady business dealings which includes stiffing a woman his company fired for sexual discrimination.
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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The New York Times defense of Tik tok is literally just “the kids like it”
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Chris Hayes
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just absolute melted brains
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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broke: blame the kid who leaked the video of the 15 year old girl for saying the n word woke: real problem here is the university who revoked her acceptance ascended: blame the nyt, which def had a meeting full of editors and reporters saying "fascinating, complex story here"
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Joe Gabriel Simonson
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NEW: As Attorney General, Kamala Harris gave a sweet deal to serial harasser/assaulter Democrat Bob Filner that let him escape jail time and the sex offender registry list. Multiple women alleged Filner put them into headlocks. Me with @emilyelarsen
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