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85-07 Queens Blvd
Joined September 2018
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@Keli__Kelz
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I got an invitation to my cousin’s wedding. She’s getting married to the man I was engaged to. (He cheated with her.) My aunt (cousin’s mom) is trying to convince me to go to the wedding because “family is all we have.” This. Plot. Is. Basura.
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Imagine being the aggressor, having people hyping you up, hitting a woman’s kid AND STILL GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT smh
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This is for everyone who’s never seen the original video.
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@Keli__Kelz
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Kwame Brown chose violence and chaos today. 😩
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They are 17-18 years old. This shit is sad. Talk to your kids.
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@mixtapeminimus1 She can lie to herself but she can’t lie to us. The Cheesecake Factory knows her very well.
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@Keli__Kelz
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Bow Wow’s mother finally seeing Erica Mena calling a Black woman a monkey:
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@Keli__Kelz
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@GaryGanjaGrows It sounds like child labor for YOUR entrepreneurial aspirations but I digress. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@STOPFLEXIN @_Wayne85Live You had me in the first half…😭
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@Tahoe_TV 😭 she’s dedicated to the pat because I would’ve been scratched that itch lol
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I watched her #SurvivingDiddy series last month, and this is the episode that had me like this: 😲🫢 cc: Om Shanti by Ashanti
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@DayyDayy987 He started to calculate his bank account vs her taste. 😩
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@Keli__Kelz
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@lucidnee My only scissoring experience was with a man 🥲
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@emilyxmae She’s whack. The lady didn’t want to fight at all. The lady only took her down because she touched the lady’s daughter.
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@Keli__Kelz
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@juicyydre_ Every day, the internet shows us why you should never eat from other people’s kitchen.
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@Keli__Kelz
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I just heard my neighbors next door celebrating... #stimmy
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@_yhaleon @potlesnar This is a parody from The Onion. It’s not real guys lol
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@Keli__Kelz
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This is the pretty bow they wrapped that 👆🏼trash in.
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@10FeetMikeG @DesereckKidd She’s definitely lying but in the event that she’s not...
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@TKJanaeee @sxckMyDicx What if they’re on their way rn?
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@3piececrispy Thankfully there weren’t any children back there. It’s her having a stare-down with the people at the fence for me lol
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@thikrdanasnickr @WineDownWithKim This is who she must’ve fought.
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@D_MyShay I'm not gonna lie...as soon as he asked if you were going to cook - is where I would've ended the conversation.
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@emahalani @NotChayyslayys This is who Joseline sat next to in school…😩
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@ComedyQueen22 I agree. I love Christmas movies but this one can go in the trash. The plot is horrible.
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@LoveeDaniee The man in white tee boxes his woman in the house and windmill men in the streets.
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@_Wayne85Live Petty has no expiration date lol
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@queensteez_ 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 all of that! They watched as that child got hit twice and didn’t do too much but scream for a manager lmao tf!?
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@DennisDSpurling I know she’s cringing on the inside.
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@Keli__Kelz
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@ItsJustJordan_1 Can we discuss the struggle meal this “Boss” is eating or nah?
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@ArSantiagoMusic That’s not her dad, just an adult who was there before & after she was fighting for a bf with an itchy peen.
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@_ShowtimeRX 😅 when you have been holding that line in for decades and finally find the perfect moment to use it...
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@highendtheori @shaTIRED I would be terrified. The same thing happened to me twice when I was on a dating site. One guy messaged me on the site and said my first name (I NEVER gave it to him). Another one messaged me (his 1st msg to me) and said, “I just saw you at the store. You drive a charger, right?”
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@BigDukebowski Well, this is my personal favorite. Cornbread with a twist 😋😋
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@RealDamonLogan @solodeauxleaux That baby wanna play Mario Kart or ride a bike, not play shopkeeper for his father. 😩
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@MrsBundrige @softandtweet That expression says, “you’re weird but since I’m in the front row, I’m gonna act like you’re funny.”
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@PandorasRedBox “Granny gotta have a life, too” lol
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I JUST SCREAMED
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@DATVAKIDD 😂😂😂 that was the perfect opportunity to get in line and checkout
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@DejonNoMustard As a new artist, Tony Terry didn’t have a lot of backing from his label. Anita Baker loved his song “With You” so much, she called him and asked why there wasn’t a video. She gave him $50K to make one. Blair Underwood also co-produced it. That video put “With You” on the charts!
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When I tell you I fell out laughing, I mean it 😂🤣🤣😂
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@StollNews No one better not say SHIT about her knife when SHE called the police for help. A reminder:
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@ErinDanielleJ I was sitting there watching and thinking, “who wrote this shit?” Then again, something like this could’ve happened.
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@JussssPeachy 🥲 she can lie to herself all she wants, but I’m not buying that she’s okay with her roof missing. 😩
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@lowkeyeee - *hiss* - ya mama! 🤣
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@riahkiddo 😭😂😂😂 what department were you supposed to be in?
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@such_A_frknlady @Chayyslayys 😂😂😂 him and that tweet:
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@heyyeaitsmeidk “You a bitch” “Why you think I’m doing this for a living?”
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@MariahsMirage The Kardashian formula
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@sarcasticstyle She should’ve kept her mouth shut but instead she mopped the entrance of Walmart with her back 😆
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@sodgix @fcckjulius I hate when tweets reach people who don’t get the joke.
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@21hundred__ Be humble like your dad.
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@_uniflowerr Congratulations! If you’re seeing this tweet, you’ve made it to the beginning of the beef.
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@AdubbMz Blackplanet, MySpace, hell…I’ll even hit up Yahoo chats before I pay for this 😂
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Girl, no...
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@vboey @fox35orlando Prayers for this woman. I sincerely hope she gets the lung transplant she deserves and fully recover.
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@bianca_lashae Like Jimmy…from LinkedIn 😩
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@_Diddy_____ She got washed by Rosa in the Dollar General slides
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@TatiIsHerName She’s tired of telling y’all over and over again 😂
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@RealLathan @chinesetoes He said, if the mama fake, the kids fake too
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@GregoryBrownMMA @AstariaRaine @shiototodoroki @_chase_____ MMA must stand for “mad man ahead” because NONE of those words describe you.
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@__PereShark @ChinChillaaaa_ This is the only comment I was looking for. I really want to know what they took his casket in. Did they pull up in a hearse, too?
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@PettyWakandan She was batting her eyes to drum up some tears if all else fails.
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@90zTai The 6 niggas she passed reading her tweet:
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✨Just sprinkling some baby fever on your TL. You’re welcome ✨
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@OutlawRobS @_omg_its_v They spent their whole relationship one-upping the other with outside kids until they finally had one together, and then she won a quarter mil on a scratch off…😩
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@YourGirl_IsAFan You better hope they don’t find this tweet.
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@Manman2L I don’t endorse kicking people in the head.
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@_thebias_ @DolceDyamond @Pinky_Balboa 😂😂😂😂 (For those who don’t get the reference)
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@HelloKennedi The writing was on the wall with that one. Some people deny the fact that the one they birthed could potentially kill them. 😔
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Game day snacks on deck for bae. 😋
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@Therealwhodee That doesn’t negate that this is important for all to hear. 57,000 people in Atlanta knowingly have HIV. That number could be doubled for those who have it unknowingly.
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Random Man in Atlanta: Hey Twitter, can y’all help me out? It’s been slow at my restaurant. Former patrons and employees:
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Hey Twitter can you blow up my restaurant it’s been slow af this month I need a big push can y’all retweet this post
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@kiarasotexas Nope, you’re not missing anything. If she was so big and bad she should’ve hit the mom first, not the kid...but she was all bark, no bite for hitting a kid.
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@JoshLThompson @LaJamaicanReina I was mocking a Christmas movie. The main character didn’t. She sulked because she didn’t have a date. That was her dilemma. She didn’t have a date 🤦🏽‍♀️
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@QuickestTempa “so none of y’all not gonna take the mic from her?”
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@beejsworld This is disrespectful to T-Pain. Fight me.
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@LexP__ Reason #1303 why I stand by my statement. Whites and others emulate Black women and get called edgy. Black women mind their own business and get called “hood” and “classless”.
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@HeelsNheartbrk @eIixirgenius It’s the “okay white girl” for me. WTF is she okaying? 🤣
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@JFrazier_ This is just stupid.
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@ToSucceed_ Will you marry me? Her: uh huh
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@PlayboiZionx “It wasn’t me” has never helped anyone get out of trouble 😩
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@callizda All that was missing was the Mario jump sound effect lol
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@_paigemilan21 This is a trauma bond from going to one of those mansion parties. They both saw things that scared them into church.
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@anibbxo Firstly, what did she think was in a ring box? Pop rocks? 🥴 Her:
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@Ella_928 To the person that told Wynter to “look on the bright side” 💀
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@jewjewmooney Atlanta as a whole has been wildin’ since June
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@MalaysiaRei @DejonNoMustard On Living Single [S1 E26] Chip played Laverne Hunter (Regine’s mom). Also in that same episode, Queen Latifah’s mother (Rita Owens) played Rita James (Khadijah’s mom).
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@Shandra__Graham It’s a partnership for business sake now.
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@mmiicckkkeeyyy “We didn’t think you’d like it.” Me:
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@chlorleansghost @Pimps4Sale “We’re from the US Secret Service. We’re here about some tweets you had made about Trump.” Me acknowledging she didn’t say “President” and she probably agrees with the sentiment in your tweets:
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@JReneex That man is still separated. Mama just didn’t get the memo.
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@Frank178th I have never in my life seen laminate floors knocked loose from a fight
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@melreylaw @t0nit0ne This is called “love bombing”. You are treated like the best thing since sliced bread. Once you return the “feelings” they withdraw attention. This is manipulation as well. Be very weary of people who do this.
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Today in Black History, we honor Thee Mariah Carey. She unmercifully snatched JLo’s edges with this 🤣🤣
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