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Joshua Keller

@JoshuaJKeller

3 years

It's a shame Larry Walker never played for the Texas Rangers.

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4 months

I will always remember Toby Keith for all of his hit songs, like: I fucking hate Moslems Americans are the only people who matter I have a nice hat, also fuck Mexicans And who can forget, the classic, I drink from a red cup and black people are Ruining America.

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Joshua Keller

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Dear Christians. No one is trying to oppress you. No one cares what you do...until you try to force your bullshit on the rest of us. Don't like the pushback? Stop pushing!

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@HorrorGorl You were born in 2021?

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Men: "Why won't women date me?" Women: "well, have--" Men: "Shut up, whore, no one asked you!" This is a dramatization...but I think it could answer a few questions.

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Joshua Keller

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3 years

@msolurin People are more willing to defend a white man who killed 30 women than a black man who got killed by the police over a misdemeanor. America.

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Joshua Keller

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2 years

@rachel_elisse Speaking as someone who was raised in a strict household...I was obedient, I did well in school...but I was a miserable wreck with no self-esteem and as soon as I had any freedom, found drugs and alcohol. Nurturing leads to happy, well-adjusted kids.

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5 months

I'm sick of people acting like the USA is some kind of Christian homeland. Fuck off, we are a secular state with a secular constitution. You're welcome to be here, but you can not force your religious views on the rest of us. Constitution.

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3 months

@Cooperstreaming I hate absolutely everything about this story. So, real, though.

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Joshua Keller

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2 years

@JoshuaPotash "But what about violent antifa that has caused zero casualties? They're radical! Rittenhouse is a hero! I'm very smart, I read 1/16 of the bible."

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Joshua Keller

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3 years

@jordgibby The fact that we expect our workers to be overly-excited and deferential to asshole customers is some classist bullshit and that shit has frankly damaged me. I start to panic or disassociate now whenever, after telling someone no, they rebut. Certain tones of voices cripple me.

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Joshua Keller

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2 years

@EliMcCann If they greenlight Golden Friends because of this tweet...

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Joshua Keller

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1 year

Telling your kid to take out the trash? Not child abuse. Telling your kid they will burn in hell for all eternity for masturbating? Child abuse. Telling them they should say thank you? Not child abuse. Disowning them for being LGBTQ? Child abuse. Hope that clears some things up.

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Joshua Keller

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5 months

Here's the thing: if you fed kids, made sure single moms were supported, did literally ANYTHING to prevent kids from being shot in schools, I'd respect your pro-life position. But from where I stand? You're just anti-abortion, not pro-life.

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1 month

Documented child abuse in the Catholic Church. And LDS. And the Baptist Church. But yeah, LGBTQ are the groomers? Y'all are fucking ridiculous.

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4 months

@retnuh76 Funny thing about America. I was born here and I get to stay here.

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Joshua Keller

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2 years

@ohJuliatweets It's an accepted practice because we, as a society, believe that children are the property of their parents and not really people.

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Joshua Keller

@JoshuaJKeller

3 years

@theraegandavis I want Puerto Rico to be whatever Puerto Rico wants to be.

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Joshua Keller

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1 year

I know cis dudes don't get empathy, but imagine if a court forced you to wear a dress against your will at graduation. Would you not be outraged? Maybe, just maybe, EVERYONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT IN THE LAND OF THE FUCKING FREE!

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Joshua Keller

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2 years

@itsboleva They didn't actually want us to quit, they wanted us to shut up and accept the abuse.

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4 months

@Starfoxy32 If someone doesn't say shit about me on my deathbed, did I really love?

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@JessPected I've had a similar thought...random guy I don't know in the woods? I am going to be at the very least leery.

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1 year

@NebraskaMegan @kraywhiseheart Weird how only transphobic parents must be respected...

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Joshua Keller

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3 months

For all the guys who didn't get the 1987 memo...don't tell women they'd be prettier if they smiled, or any variation of that. No one tells you what to do with your face, extend the same courtesy.

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2 months

@Death2Misogyny Men have problems. Men's problems are caused by men. We do it to ourselves and the babies blame women.

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2 years

@kickstart0225 @vee_gang Read the room, dude.

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2 years

@binchcity @coffeespoonie It was never hard for me...never once considered another woman after I met the woman who would become my wife. She left me to be with someone else. My experience, do with that what you will.

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Joshua Keller

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3 years

@UROCKlive1 @DamResist Also, antifa is killing my parents, and BLM has kidnapped my kids, and gas is now $60 a gallon because of terrorist Moslems and an illegal Mexican just stole my CFO job.

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Joshua Keller

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3 years

@besf0rt I think it needs saying...monetary success is not an indicator of hard work or of value, no matter how much some people want to believe that to be so. Luck, but especially privilege and advantage factor heavily. People need to stop worshiping the rich.

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4 months

@CherkyGemh You're not a keyboard warrior? Seems like you are.

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3 years

@kristoferthomas I'm 39. One day, I won't get carded for booze, the next, I will get carded for cigarettes.

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3 years

@ashleyn1cole I think that ALL the TIME with Dateline NBC, like, can't they do one where the narrator drops "Steve was known to family and friends as kind of a dick and hard to be around"

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5 months

@hasanthehun Still with the house thing? Like, they can't come up with a more creative way to hate you so just cling to this.

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2 years

@sleepisocialist Seriously. Don't believe the hype. There's no virtue in dedicating your life and time to increasing another person's wealth while you struggle to survive.

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2 months

@monicabyrne13 @drewshuck That...is actually quietly profound.

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4 months

@Iowanice123 It might be in poor taste, but how the fuck is it gay? Explain that to me.

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Joshua Keller

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4 months

Whenever a smart young woman speaks her mind, there is an army of insecure men who try to shut them up. Props to Greta Thornburg and Amanda Gorman for resisting and continuing to speak.

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Joshua Keller

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2 months

Let's open this up. Name any or all bands you love that have women in them. I have a shit ton, but I'll start with Against Me!

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Joshua Keller

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1 year

Religious leaders of all churches have abused kids and y'all do nothing, but you are claws out for trans people who statistically don't abuse kids. This is Is fucked up. Clean your own dam house!

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Joshua Keller

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1 year

@Kyla_Lacey Because they benefit from white supremacy but don't want to feel bad.

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Joshua Keller

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4 months

It's weird how some men can't seem to understand that I can like women as people, because they're funny and interesting. they always say, "she's not going to fuck you, bro". What is wrong with these dudes?

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Joshua Keller

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1 year

Someone explain this to me...Why is it more important to keep trans women from competing in sports than it is to stop school shootings? Call me crazy, but I'll take my daughter taking 2nd place over her being killed any fucking day. Weird, I know.

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Joshua Keller

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1 year

@ecto_fun I was once in the middle of sex and Anti-Flag's "Die for Your Government" came on my playlist and she started to sing along, and it was...actually...really hot. Not the spirit of this thread, but I thought of it and wanted to share.

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Joshua Keller

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5 months

@BeSaintly He also told you to feed the poor. Maybe focus on that.

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4 months

@keporter7 I also spoke what was on my mind. How am I any different?

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@MidEastWarnews Calling him out on his shit. Am I better? No. Also who cares?

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2 years

@BrandonLBradfor White people are very good at ignoring what's happening. Very good at calling white shooters crazy and brown shooters bad. No logical thought, just reinforcing previous beliefs.

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1 year

Gail doesn't cuss often, so when she does, you know whatever she's saying is legit!

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1 year

Oh, for fuck's sake.

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2 years

@JoshuaPotash @StillNotPHarris I may hate capitalism,but I am NOT teaming up with Nazis. Not now, not ever. May take longer, but there's always a better way to tear down an injustice system than teaming up with hate-mongers.

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@taylorsschumann @LeenMcBeans Want to argue about tax codes? Yeah we can do that. Human rights? No. Not negotiable.

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Joshua Keller

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3 years

@JustTheFacts68 @MayoIsSpicyy Mayonnaise Militia...I'm dying with laughter. Man spoke some truth but also made me laugh.

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2 years

@noleftairpod 20s are for having a good time and not caring what is wrong with you. Do that in your 30's.

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4 months

@UncleSoapz You have no picture or real name. I'm supposed to take you seriously?

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4 months

Weird how when we talk about illegal immigrants we don't ask the Cherokee, Sioux, Seminole, Chocktaw, Apache, or Mohawk people what they think.

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Joshua Keller

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1 year

@benjaminokeefe @AmericanAir I give workers the benefit of the doubt, most times, but no way you missing someone in that small of a section.

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@vinniewithanie I can tell that you're an idiot because you care about pronouns.

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6 months

@socialist_52113 Cause they don't want to do it. Forced labor.

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3 months

@socialist_52113 @Kissmyazz24 @BuddysRun I can't count how many times I had to leave the kitchen to tell some dude he needs to leave my counter person alone so that she can do her job.

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Joshua Keller

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2 years

Dear parents, No matter what you do, if your kid is Trans, they are trans! Which means 1 of 3 things. 1) kid will be brave enough to come out. 2) kid will be miserable while trying to pretend to be cis. Or 3) kid will commit suicide. You have a hand in how this will end.

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Joshua Keller

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3 years

@WokeWomxn @emrazz Asking men to be better is not "negative". It's actually a net positive...for every man who learns and embraces feminism, it's a step forward for everyone. She may be blunt and to the point, but I've never read her message as "hopelessly negative."

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Joshua Keller

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9 months

@JoyfulArtist21 @EuphoriTori I noticed that too, with trans people's then and now pictures...how much more vibrant their eyes are in the after photo.

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Joshua Keller

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3 years

@piersmorgan @cmclymer Just because someone was born with testicles doesn't mean they're automatically good at a sport or better than others competing. This is shit logic.

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Joshua Keller

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4 months

Mark my words, unless enough people scream, Owasso PD will do nothing about Nex Benedict's death. A non binary indigenous kid? Yeah, they don't give a fuck.

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Joshua Keller

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3 months

@KirstenKaye_ What's to fix?

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Joshua Keller

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1 year

A black mermaid singing about how she wants to be a part of their world, while white men are angry that she exists is the most American thing ever.

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Joshua Keller

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4 months

@Iowanice123 Okay...not a good answer, but I guess I didn't expect much.

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1 year

I've seen some pretty vile comments from people who consider themselves "pro-life". You're not pro-life, you're pro forced birth. Just be honest about it.

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8 months

@racheledini1 Start off a class with "Let's fucking gooooo!"

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4 months

@LouisFriendDet I know, right?

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Joshua Keller

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5 months

Since some people can't see the forest for the trees, I'm going to add, Legislatively in the United States. No one is oppressing Christians, but some of y'all love forcing your religion into legislation.

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Joshua Keller

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4 months

@SmittyRich13 @retnuh76 Never said I hate it here. Sounds like you're making assumptions.

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3 months

@daralynn13 I'm so ashamed that 20 years ago I used to like this guy.

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2 years

@abby4thepeople It's almost as if all of this was bullshit designed to keep working class people in their place!

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Joshua Keller

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2 years

Don't like trans-people? Well, I have a brilliant solution for you! It's called ignoring them and leave them the fuck alone! But how much will this cost, you ask. 50? 100? GREAT NEWS: IT'S FUCKING FREE! ORDER NOW!

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Joshua Keller

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8 months

@QueenMab87 It's a complicated issue with a lot of nuance and I'm uncomfortable with how hardline people are, one way or the other, because this is so complicated.

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Joshua Keller

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4 months

@MASNOriolez Yeah, that's a picture of me. And...? What?

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Joshua Keller

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5 months

I find the arguments made by conservatives at school boards extremely weird. Like, they all seem to think that their own kids are easily influenced morons and that the left want to damage them beyond repair. You know what damages kids beyond repair? An AR-15 style weapon.

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Joshua Keller

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4 months

@Sean_Tarman Oh, I would have!

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3 months

@IbaraEleven He did, federally. Like 2 years ago.

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Joshua Keller

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3 years

@ItsDanSheehan @MaraWilson If I learned anything from true crime podcasts it's that murder is rarely random. It's someone close.

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@_nomadic_soul Everything about that guy sucks.

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1 year

@AlyAlyOutnFree Those...are the only hospitals available in a lot of places...

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1 year

@CundiffVanessa They'll use you, though, in the short term.

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Joshua Keller

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2 years

@Mutant187 @binchcity @coffeespoonie I may have closed myself off to love...but I would never paint all women with the same brush or judge them based on a few. That would be silly or stupid.

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Joshua Keller

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4 months

@teamdesantisfla Hahah you have DeSantis in your name!

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Joshua Keller

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3 years

@emrazz Right? I'm so tired of people believing that their societal conditioning is instead human nature. It's a bullshit excuse to try to avoid doing a bunch of things they are capable of doing, but don't want to.

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Joshua Keller

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@SemperHigh420 @Death2Misogyny @TehreelBuck73 @FoucaultFanatic Oh like you don't dismiss women you meet instantly upon meeting them because they don't meet your criteria.

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Joshua Keller

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1 year

I would rather be dead than be the type of insecure male who calls themselves, "alpha". You know most people are laughing at you, right?

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Joshua Keller

@JoshuaJKeller

3 years

@herosnvrdie69 Worked in restaurants and bars for 20 years. Thing I noticed? The worst, most entitled, emotionally draining, obnoxious customers are the very same people who don't think we deserve a living wage. They simply don't see us as people.

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Joshua Keller

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11 months

@Apache117_ @in_the_sky34221 You don't know other people's experiences and your arrogance is showing. Why do you feel the need to be aggressive?

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Joshua Keller

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1 year

@hill_spt I find a lot of them say, "They just weren't true believers". And I find that incredibly insulting...because I've found that most people who left "the faith" were more invested in it than their peers.

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@JessPected It's almost as if kids who were bullied are now overcompensating in the wrong way as adults.

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Joshua Keller

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2 years

@itsmariannnna I find it weird when people gatekeep what other's drink. Like, let people do what they like. Like, who cares if a guy likes something fruity?

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Joshua Keller

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@AleMartnezR1 @Purple2Bluish @ZachWLambert @M_Wayne_Brown Dude, the only reason you don't know this is because no women think you're safe enough to share their experiences. Time to self-reflect, dude.

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Joshua Keller

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1 year

It's been a year since Uvalde. And we've accomplished literally nothing since. My heart goes out to their families. Today is going to be a hard one for them. Y'all, let's try to show kindness to people today. Like, put out good karma, or some shit.

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@FreiKyrus Every man. Every man would benefit from removing the fear of being perceived as gay from their life.

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