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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

1 year

Please comment on this post if you are an active listener, I am assembling a team.

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9 months

@miri_yam_ Woah you have written permission to break your lease? Time to delve into the fine print and see what exactly you’ve been given permission to do.

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Joshua Anansi

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4 years

@ZubyMusic We've got some nice hot food bars and I can beat up 98% of the population.

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2 years

I just flew in from the ravioli factory and boyardees arms tired.

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7 months

@Actualwebutante Sunlight complaining that the mighty oak needs its soft touch

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Joshua Anansi

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3 years

@OrwellNGoode @GPrime85 I can see the comic now. Scared woman inmate in cell with hulking womyn She bangs on the door begging for help. The little food slide pops open, And through the little door comes a strip of condoms, a bottle of plan b, and maybe some lube.

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2 years

@dezgoldie What's this?

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2 months

@sympatheticopp "Because my thing for babysitters goes back as long as I can remember"

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Joshua Anansi

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4 years

@nortouQ @Timcast She doesn't have a problem fainting. She appears to be pretty good at it.

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Joshua Anansi

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5 years

I just had a brain blast. The most fascist, dictatorial aspect of western capitalism is the policing of thoughts and beliefs of individuals by whatever massive company they serve. Which is entirely supported and driven by the progressive left. What do you think? @ZubyMusic

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Joshua Anansi

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5 years

@ScottAdamsSays @FeralFemale Not establishing sweeping restrictions of possession of products does not mean promoting access to them by toddlers and the insane. Sneaky dichotomy though.

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Joshua Anansi

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1 year

@FailSandwichOwO @PlsEndMe666 @tababodash @OkButStill The same way you let a doctor check your prostate.

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Joshua Anansi

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1 year

@skooookum A few days later we had a serious, personal talk where she confessed to me that I’m asexual.

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Joshua Anansi

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8 months

@Ironman_E @therainvvs @crazyclipsonly You have no idea how sketchy this is. You are holding onto a right angle ledge and you have to get forward momentum with your legs and just leg go and hope your center of gravity ends up on the ledge below. Also too little space to adjust for a safe landing

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Joshua Anansi

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5 years

Ugh, some creepy elderly ladies walked up to me and told me I had beautiful eyes. This is what happens when society tells women that beautiful men like me are just objects whose sole purpose is to be pleasing to the female gaze. Literally shaking rn #DownWithTheMatriarchy

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Joshua Anansi

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2 years

@MrAndyNgo Mostly unarmed.

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Joshua Anansi

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3 years

@gaitanalyst People think they want sex when they just need to be touched and touch. Simple contact with respect for the other. Innocent, weightless. The overrepresentation of sex in our culture's depiction of how people connect non-platonically has created a generation of affection autists.

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Joshua Anansi

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3 years

@San_Chowey The eye contact is too intimate for them. Makes it difficult to stay emotionally detached throughout the act.

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

4 years

Women selling sex online because the world of digital social media made it possible for them to receive all the attention they could ever want without developing a tolerable personality. And so selling themselves online is all they know how to do.

Hotep Jesus

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4 years

Women are selling sex online because they have no other talent or skill which can sustain their desired lifestyle.

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Joshua Anansi

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1 year

@sympatheticopp Women are shy because all their turn-ons are war crimes.

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Joshua Anansi

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4 years

@CountDankulaTV @SUEHULK Such a beautiful language. Is there a duolingo for it so I can learn it as well?

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Joshua Anansi

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11 months

@mr_bones_wild Once you bond with someone and break up you lose innocence because you know how much it hurts to *lose* the attachment. This scars you and prompts defense mechanisms including emotional detachment

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Joshua Anansi

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4 years

@ZachHomol Then hopped on Twitter and made sure a bunch of strangers knew about it.

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Joshua Anansi

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3 years

@Vasco_Aaron @burngobingo @feraljokes Oh really? That's crazy. I better go and check out his stuff to make sure.

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Joshua Anansi

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7 months

Has changing diet or exercise ever actually influenced anyone's happiness or energy levels?

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Joshua Anansi

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5 years

@ZubyMusic Guys, they got to Zuby. F

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Joshua Anansi

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8 months

@yungdessalines More than oppression, their desire to do things and learn things and take the risks necessary to become confident and independent are all categorically punished by people who do not care about them or respect them. Fearful hateful insecure helplessness is the intended outcome.

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Joshua Anansi

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25 days

For those of you who haven't been to vibecamp, it's 40% this

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the way this guy talks has been taking over my mind for weeks

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Joshua Anansi

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5 years

@TellYourSonThis No. If this were true, all of humanity would be abusers. Your lack of experience with growth/healing doesn't mean it doesn't exist. You are correct, though, in that you shouldn't bother investing in anyone who values their trauma over you.

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Joshua Anansi

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7 months

@schizarella Older siblings provide better quality attention and opportunities for growth than a mother alone ever could.

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Joshua Anansi

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6 months

The downside of family Christmas is that my uncle introduced tall genes and so my baby cousins look like this

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Joshua Anansi

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6 months

@shaggysurvives It's downstream of being obsessed with girl's opinions which is why they're incels in the first place.

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Joshua Anansi

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2 years

@MasterTimBlais Two tips I read recently: pretend your nipples shoot lasers and you're trying to get headshots, and for your head, hold it up as though you're trying to listen what's in front of you, behind you, above you, and below you simultaneously

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Joshua Anansi

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2 years

@Matt_S_Stephens We've got a pandemic of emperors with no clothes and townspeople too cowardly to call it out.

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Joshua Anansi

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11 months

@FunFactsLulu It does work well, it’s awkward, though, when the parents try to butt back in after you’ve figured out things well enough that paying attention to you isn’t annoying.

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Joshua Anansi

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3 years

@jordanbpeterson Do not focus on their hate lest you feed it. Philippians 4:8 And now, dear brothers and sisters, one final thing. Fix your thoughts on what is true, and honorable, and right, and pure, and lovely, and admirable. Think about things that are excellent and worthy of praise.

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Joshua Anansi

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9 months

@ericbkrause @JebBush @gebr71 It's a meme from the future, you wouldn't understand

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Joshua Anansi

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2 years

@aknox92 @demontage2000 @eigenrobot Can't stop won't stop.

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Joshua Anansi

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11 months

The hundreds of times I was told that sexuality was a thing and that men project onto women disappeared into a puff of phantasmic smoke the exact moment that the first girl I made out with grabbed my hands and forcibly placed them on her butt.

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Joshua Anansi

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3 years

@bronzeleciaga There is a direct, positive correlation between the fogginess of my mind and Staying up late Dehydration Inactivity Porn use And Consumption of media. Cut these down/out if they apply to you and you'll notice the difference.

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Joshua Anansi

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5 months

@Howlingmutant0 @TheCartoonBase "One of Germany's greatest and most creative officers was rejected by his government..."

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Joshua Anansi

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2 years

@LordVesconte Routledge International Miles High Financing Imgu Phinoff Foundation

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

1 year

@_nomadic_soul @himbo_j @_liquid_w You can but you'd be directly disobeying some of the more clear cut instructions of the new Testament. God doesn't exist to serve you, you serve him, and you do that by treating those around you in the manner He has instructed.

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Joshua Anansi

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5 years

"I don't care what people think of me" Cool, psychopath. I don't trust you now. As you obviously consider effortless rejection of all external, social feedback positive, And your conviction loses all merit as it requires no sacrifice in terms of social consequence.

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Joshua Anansi

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5 months

@eigenrobot I went to a catholic youth group a few times but I was the only boy and I was pretty sure I was creating dynamics simply by existing that detracted from a focus on God and so I stopped.

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Joshua Anansi

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2 years

@tszzl I stand with all the Sugondeze people

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Joshua Anansi

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11 months

@wettypoot @SWENGDAD @thechosenberg ?

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Joshua Anansi

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5 years

@smvamosi @Recusan94921507 @RachelBock9 @DanKravitz4 Kids are literally being fed hormone blockers and taught that their biology is wrong.

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

11 months

@mr_bones_wild I have a theory about all of casual sex culture that will blow your socks off

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

3 years

@EmoSpodermen @AF_Academy @KyleKashuv @WhiteHouse @DeptofDefense It is a corpse, it is just taking a while to decompose.

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Joshua Anansi

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1 year

@MrLottaHoes Everyone who’s up in arms against this simply doesn’t get that some men want to spend their twilight years fleeing the wrath of their spitefully neglected offspring.

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Joshua Anansi

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3 years

@CrisisOmega @RationalMale It's ironic, because the more I limit my porn use, the more generally horny I am. Which is great because I'm realizing horniness is the foundation to pretty much all of my higher order motivations, discipline, and energy.

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Joshua Anansi

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3 years

@3whiteleopards Even watching Cheers is devastating. Everyone is so playful, so comfortable. The ways in which people expressed themselves and connected with each other were so dynamic and exciting. We're so fearful and isolated now.

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Joshua Anansi

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9 months

@MasterTimBlais Aragroomed 😔

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Joshua Anansi

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2 years

@lacroicsz Because normalizing casual sex is inherently exploitative and the end goal has always been to justify exploiting the youngest and most vulnerable.

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Joshua Anansi

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11 months

@wettypoot @SWENGDAD @thechosenberg Talk to more men

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

4 years

❌UN Women ✔️UN People Please correct, bigots.

UN Women

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❌mankind ✔️humankind ❌chairman ✔️chair ❌congressman ✔️legislator ❌businessman ✔️representative ❌policeman ✔️police officer ❌landlord ✔️owner ❌boyfriend/girlfriend ✔️partner Use your language to fight gender bias with gender-neutral expressions!

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Joshua Anansi

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13 days

@selentelechia and my parents were like, "HUH, WHAT? SPEAK UP". And I said, "I'LL BET MOM'S THINKING THAT THEY'RE NOT AS HOT AS DAD'S BALLS"

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

4 years

They're not talking to YOU, they're talking TO themselves. They are creating, reinforcing, and defending their own ideas using speech and repetition to contend with threatening ideas or feelings from the outside world. It functions indistinguishably from brainwashing.

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Joshua Anansi

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@selentelechia I remember the first horrible thing I did that was so funny my parents struggled to properly correct me. I was like 5 or 6 and we were touring through a volcanic region and the guide told us the large structures around us were called "Lava Balls" and I muttered something,

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

3 years

@DackStevon Notice they never show his feet. Watch his legs. The speed he moves is noticeably inconsistent with the movement of his legs. Just sliding along.

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

3 years

@Sassychickie "According to fact-checkers" "Safe and effective" "Trust the science".

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

4 years

@TellYourSonThis Three main breeds of American: Texas, New York, and California.

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

9 months

@Howlingmutant0 🚩Remembers to charge her phone 🚩coordinated

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

2 years

@eigenrobot She's actually casting a curse on the viewer. So let me say, you will not freeze. You will not hesitate. You will not be distracted. You will focus on the problem and act without hesitation.

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Joshua Anansi

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11 months

Girls are easy to understand when yo accept that magic is real

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

10 months

@SWENGDAD My sister did. While he was crabbing in Alaska she decided it was over and wouldn't talk to him until he signed the divorce papers. (I was stationed in Germany at the time and unable to participate in the decision-making)

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Joshua Anansi

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2 years

@eigenrobot Also

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

8 months

My favorite part of Twitter is finding good and smart dudes who say stuff I spent years worrying I would never be able to clearly articulate.

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

4 years

@superbrainlet How hypothetically heroic of him.

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Joshua Anansi

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1 year

I figured out why this was true for me. It was because I was making my mind and body betray themselves every day and getting out of bed was always the point at which I abandoned my reality (dreams) and subjected myself to participation in the lies and cowardice I was immersed in

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There’s something actually violent about waking up and getting out of bed.

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Joshua Anansi

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3 years

@VickerySec Chris, I am serious. Stop watching the news. Get off of Twitter and Facebook. They are damaging and you are demonstrating an extreme example of what they do to people.

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Joshua Anansi

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3 years

@ZansoMr @BalanceBeam100 @AnjaHopps @disclosetv Yet you bothered to respond to it without resolving it.

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Joshua Anansi

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2 years

@MrAndyNgo Thank goodness it was found. I hope it's life only gets better from here.

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Joshua Anansi

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2 years

@garybasin They became too powerful to sit on their phones and tweet.

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

3 years

@0x49fa98 Tried therapy in the military. It's like a hug that morphs into a straight jacket. Therapist flattered me, then became upset with I did not cooperate with their attempts to victimize me. Ended up diagnosing me as narcissistic, avoidant, and dependent. Without telling me, ofc.

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Joshua Anansi

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1 year

@eigenrobot You can't rely on the readout but a healthy baby will dodge the first couple blasts

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Joshua Anansi

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1 year

The classic, “I admire and will emulate the toughest guy I know” to “the toughest guy I know is hated by everyone and himself” pipeline

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Joshua Anansi

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3 years

@JoshuaLisec Seeding up the next mid-range woman I encounter to impress an internet man doesn't strike me as particularly alpha.

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

3 years

@anthonyzenkus @Johnson82202543 @michaelpbreton As opposed to the much nobler throwing a violent tantrum because you're not a billionaire oligarch.

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

1 year

@thechosenberg I'm lonely because I think I'm better than everyone at acknowledging and understanding how I'm the worst person in the world.

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Joshua Anansi

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8 months

@LinkofSunshine @shaggysurvives If its message isn’t subtle then I don’t see how it’s incoherent

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

5 years

Probably because it's absurd, unapologetic, and it's offended a LOT of people, not unlike yourself.

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I have no idea why but I like this fucker.

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Joshua Anansi

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2 years

@ZubyMusic Also "freedom" and "tyranny".

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Joshua Anansi

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3 years

@thenickaugust Telling dudes not to be excited about doing something meaningful is low energy.

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Joshua Anansi

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10 months

@SWENGDAD Of course not, have you met women? SHE'S the real victim, here.

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Joshua Anansi

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8 months

@bobdaduck If she has someone else she goes to for emotional support and feedback then you are at best sharing her.

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Joshua Anansi

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7 months

@hktsre Poasting suppliments. His biological meming age is 24

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

2 years

@Lookatdemeggs @HonoredMatyre @DeeperThrill Relationships aren't a sport.

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Joshua Anansi

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3 months

@jrysana Rapid regeneration means more dead cells faster, which means more cellular decay, which means an earlier death.

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

11 months

@wettypoot @SWENGDAD @thechosenberg How many men have you met?

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

4 years

I had a revelation regarding how/why people (mostly women) talk in ways that made no sense to me, for example: -Talking nonstop when nobody's paying attention -Answering their own questions -Repeating phrases or ideas multiple times in a rant WHAT THEY ARE DOING:

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Joshua Anansi

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2 months

@sympatheticopp My toxic trait is digging myself holes simply for the fun of digging my way out of them

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

4 years

I have an ego problem. I was frustrated I didn't hit 300 followers by the new year. Wrong. Instead, Thank you all. I'd be yelling into a cold void if it weren't for you all supporting, encouraging and participating. You all are the body of this being. I'm just a voice.

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Joshua Anansi

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5 months

I spent a long time trying to free my loved ones from anger only to realize anger was the closest thing to power or authority or safety any of them experienced.

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Joshua Anansi

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4 years

That's why triggered people rant, they're actively trying to deprogram the influence of whatever you just said. Next time someone's going off despite having nobody else involved in the discourse, pay attention to what they're saying and how they say it.

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Joshua Anansi

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9 days

@kenthecowboy_ They always wanted a friend who wasn't secretly competing with or weakening them. The downside is that, as men, it's almost impossible to succeed without overshooting.

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

2 years

@ISPuuuv Modern day mod programmers have a big year ahead of them.

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Joshua Anansi

@JoshuAnansi

8 months

The hardest part about relating to people is learning that strangers are happy to extend the grace and understanding I spent decades trying to strong-arm out of my parents until they convinced me I was deranged and impossible to please

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Joshua Anansi

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3 years

@SmoothmrP @reina_rose29 @rahsh33m Don't even have to imagine. (1:55)

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Joshua Anansi

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5 months

@shaggysurvives When I drink after I'm high it hits harder than prescription ambien

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