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AESTHETICALLY PLEASING CEO

2 years

IN THIS HOUSE WE - REPLY like it's IMPROV - hold our beliefs LOOSELY - be FRIENDLY, AMBITIOUS NERDS - FLIRT with ABANDON - MUTE POLITICAL RETWEETS - AMPLIFY the GOOD - DISTRUST UNHAPPY INTELLIGENCE and always ALWAYS like before replying

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@MasterTimBlais

2 years

in nuclear they have something called a "dose monkey": a low-level contractor payed a lump sum to work until they max out their allowed yearly radiation dose. sometimes that's months. sometimes it's a day consider: "to what extent am i a dose-monkey for stress?"

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okay give them rights this is a god damn artform

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5 months

today i learned that a new folk monster mythology has exploded on children's youtube and that both my niece and nephew believe in it presenting: The Bloop

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1 year

it's so over

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8 months

i have a new theory of how culture happens

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3 months

travelling with adhd is a superpower everyone else is like whaaaat my routiiiines my sleeep what is happening i'm so confuuuused meanwhile i'm like ah yes things are occurring, much as they tend to do

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1 year

holy shit what

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3 years

If you replace all the words in your book with synonyms, is it still the same book? This is known as the Ship of Thesaurus problem.

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1 year

DID YOU KNOW: during WWII one RAF commander ordered adorable freckles painted on all the aircraft so german gunners would feel bad about shooting them. The strategy was a massive success and the freckled plane remains a symbol of survivorship today

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@MasterTimBlais

2 years

*jordan peterson voice* so let me tell you about jerking off man, it's like.. the penis is 500 million years old. that's older than TREES. and so you'd think that'd be enough time for evolution to figure out the difference between a hand and a vagina and ADJUST for it because 🧵

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8 months

y'all wanna see an age gap

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2 years

dose monkeys are fungible. you throw em at a problem and when they expire you get more otoh, at least the dose monkeys are assured a set income and a metered total dose no matter how long they last stress monkeys better hope they've saved some $ by the time they burn out

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2 years

post-ironic troll physics is my new jam

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@MasterTimBlais

9 months

can i say something without everyone getting mad

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9 months

Superlubricity: sliding with near-zero friction, the mechanical analogue of superconductivity. 37k atoms, 1 ns. Nanomachine designed in collaboration with @mechadense . [1/11] #mnt #nanotechnology #apm

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10 months

show me your most deeply held moral virtue and i will show you the thing you were most deprived of as a child

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8 months

@deepfates is this one of these

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2 years

yesterday was the first time that i noticed that alcohol can just flat out eliminate anxiety and subsequently the first time i understood how you could become an alcoholic

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2 years

gig economy is stress-monkey driven. uber drivers try to make it work, hustle like hell, burn out, get replaced by fresh faced newcomers. anything with low barrier to entry and fungibility of workers is prone to stress monkey dynamic

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1 year

you're not "bored". you have like ten things you're actively avoiding doing, and you even know that some of them would be really interesting to you if you started doing them. what you are is paralyzed. This tweet is an unparalyze ray! it is your trumpet! do the thing!!

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27 days

today on "we killed the villages that raise the children and now neither men nor women are comfortable with it being so much god damn work"

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27 days

girls chat popping off today about men and their desire for kids

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3 months

- so i tried eating the stew that makes you blind - the stew that makes you blind?

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3 months

At least all my neighbors are on the same page for once...

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2 years

lotta online video (my own niche) runs on a stress monkey model. overworkers outcompete everyone else and provide outsize value for a moment, then they flame out. YouTube doesn't care much and TikTok doesn't care at ALL. there are more monkeys chomping at the bit

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2 years

what's the last time you realized you still had an unexamined default, a factory-setting from childhood

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7 months

sometimes the onion still delivers

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1 year

for real tho what are the a priori odds that the moon and the sun should be the same angular size seems sus i dunno

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8 months

WAIT a second base of my spine first energy pool in the developmental/evolutionary chain unclenches when survival is assured guys is the first chakra my ASSHOLE and people are just too polite to say it????

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2 years

since many jobs ride the edge of sustainability, many more jobs are stress monkey jobs if you're a little less organized or resilient ADHD? Good luck finding a job that ISN'T a stress monkey job

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6 months

how we feel about this open ladies

no context memes

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2 years

here's the other thing: safe radiation dose is pretty consistent across the population, and the safety margins are incredibly stringent, micromort-wise imagine if dose monkeys had vastly different tolerances and just kept working until they got acute radiation poisoning

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@MasterTimBlais

2 years

the best stress monkey jobs are the ones that churn by graduating you to more sustainable, less taxing jobs is this how it actually works tho? i don't work at a company but it seems possible to me that they're mostly big ladders of stress monkey jobs, no upward relief in sight

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9 months

oh my god i actually just got it

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autistic people will see a "honk if you like pizza" bumper sticker and think it means "if i like pizza, i should honk"

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@MasterTimBlais

1 year

producer: alright james. you did titanic and it broke all the box office records. then you did avatar and smashed your own achievement. what's next james cameron: *unhinged smile* producer: no james cameron: avatar titanic

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2 years

1 kid: 0 sibling relationships 2 kids: 1 sibling relationship 3 kids: 3 sibling relationships 4 kids: 6 sibling relationships ... N kids: N(N-1)/2 sibling relationships as you scale your family, its relational richness scales quadratically

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@MasterTimBlais

1 year

look what they took from us

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3 years

Let me tell you the story of this still of stephen colbert wearing meat goggles, my buddy Frank, and how I learned to distrust science journalism 1/

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10 months

men who got jacked: how did it change the way people treat you?

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Zuck is smiling because he has muscles now Zuck has been a multibillionaire for a while but is now finally treated differently by us because he has muscles now

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2 years

crazy how much of the default human conversational dynamic is just "vaguely free-associate on whatever word prompts the last person dropped"

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4 months

in every skill-based youtube niche you will find these four creators THE GUY AT THE TOP: algorithm god. charming, clickbaits just enough, memes everything, daily content. use his code for 75% off surfshark VPN THE GOD-TIER: not as charismatic but at relevant skill he's simply…

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@MasterTimBlais

2 years

OKAY MEN WE ARE DOING A THREAD WE ARE GOING TO BECOME MASTERS OF THE FEMALE WORDS ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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@MasterTimBlais

2 years

it's not always about how much you believe in the thing. believing in the thing, if the source of the belief is a negative/guilty/fearful mindset, can massively up the monkey factor

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1 year

huh isn't it weird that you always attract unhealthy people surely this is just a run of bad luck definitely nothing to do with the people-managing codependency you telegraph within one minute of each new interaction, signalling that you, unlike a healthy person, are safe

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5 months

i mean pretty sick ngl

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1 month

elon is straight up becoming a tpot replyguy

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@MasterTimBlais

5 months

Bloop was a sound heard on hydrophones in 1997. It sounds weird. Someone speculated that if it had been a creature, it would be absolutely massive. It was probably antarctic ice

Bloop - Wikipedia

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@MasterTimBlais

2 years

>be me, human >intuition machine >bit o logic slapped on top >use logic to self-analyze >"wow i must be Made of Logic" >build Logical AI to replace me >EpicFail.jpg >fuck around for 50y >build Intuitive AI >it's really good >i don't understand it >i don't understand myself either

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@MasterTimBlais

2 years

anyways i don't have a great solution to this im constitutionally opposed to being a stress monkey but still working out how to do that

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@MasterTimBlais

5 months

my nephew tells me that even larger monsters roam the deep stay safe out on the water dear friends

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somewhere along the way someone made a drawing of what the Bloop creature was supposed to look like. Or maybe this image is just repurposed from something else, i dunno. how e're it happened, this is now the canonical form of The Bloop

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@MasterTimBlais

2 years

however hard you engineer it the universe will eventually be dominated by entities that optimize for self-reproduction and literally nothing else

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@MasterTimBlais

2 years

gimme your best posture fixing tips i am a rounded hunchy boy

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@MasterTimBlais

1 year

there's this guy on my twitter timeline who every night posts "You are not inferior to anyone. Good night. I love you. See you in the morning." and i dunno i just think that's really nice

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@MasterTimBlais

3 months

post a meme that continually pops into your head unbidden. i'll start

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1 year

worth a shot?

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1 year

ATTENTION: ive been informed by the zoomers that all emojis are now cringe

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@MasterTimBlais

2 years

btw, talk to this guy if you wanna know more about the internals of nuclear power, im just some guy who occasionally drinks with his cousins in nuclear energy i don't know shit

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1 year

that babies cry so much implies that either ancestral humans had no predators homing the sound of infant, or we're doing something wrong now

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1 year

there are no fast food places that serve stew just like a good hearty beef stew i don't understand it stew is cheap and delicious i would take a hearty beef stew over a burger most days and canned stew is crap, you'd have a cornered market on instant stew

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@MasterTimBlais

1 year

stereoviewing allows massive parallel search by exploiting 3d visual circuitry, you can find the 4 aberrant numbers in about 2 seconds

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8 months

someone tell me that post-workout aches get easier because i am NOT going through life constantly feeling like i have a flu in specific muscle groups

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@MasterTimBlais

5 months

people have taken to making Bloop Fight and Bloop Sighting videos. Some of them are.. actually pretty well produced? Here an HOUR AND A HALF video of some dude reacting to bloop tiktoks. My nephew has watched this entire thing, he is completely convinced

100 MOST DANGEROUS BLOOP MOMENTS!

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3 months

we should expect that the prospect of being universally rejected for reproduction feels equally cataclysmic to that of being killed

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2 years

what people think a vibe camp orgy would be like vs what a vibe camp orgy would actually be like

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seeking casual partner for one-life stand

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1 year

anything that works on a pizza works in an omelette and vice versa, prove me wrong the omelette is the pizza of breakfast

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3 years

Anyways, Frank is fine, the world barely remembered the story two months later and he went on to get a doctorate from Chicago and is doing great work But I never again trusted a science article from a newspaper. 🥩 🍖 /END

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if a beautiful woman wears leather lingerie and dances with fans and a headdress of literal fire in a public place--nay, on the stage of a giant music festival--it is respectful and right to look at her. she wants to be looked at

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@MasterTimBlais

2 years

people who don't plan to have kids: what're you planning on doing with the back half of your life? my vision for my twilight years is so wrapped around having kids and grandkids that absent them it's kind of a blank

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@MasterTimBlais

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i wanna become emotionally *bigger* but without, like, faking it i want to able to say i fucking love my friends because i do in fact fucking love my friends i want to weep at things because i find them overwhelming and beautiful has anyone around here expanded emotionally?

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5 months

reaction channels seem mainly responsible for this to me. or at least they've found a weird hack the Bloop has friends/rivals of course, chief among them is EL GRAN MAJA, said to live in the caribbean waters and be (of course) Even Bigger than the gargantuan Bloop

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you don't want a gamer girlfriend you just want a girlfriend who supports your love of video games but you can't imagine she could do that without being a gamer herself because you internalize and project your game-shaming mother

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2 years

why do they have gendered single-occupant restrooms

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11 months

"50% of marriages end in divorce" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 0 divorces. Divorces Georg, who lives in courthouse & has over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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coworker just told me that he's been married *six* times bruh...

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have you ever stayed friends with someone you were unrequitedly in love with? have you ever stayed friends with someone who was unrequitedly in love with you? how'd it go?

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8 months

if you set yourself up to instantly die every time you make an error you can leverage quantum suicide mechanics to become impossibly good at everything

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2 years

your thoughts come out in the shower because that's the only time you give them 5 minutes of freedom

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2 years

for those asking, here's an article on japanese dose monkeys, though it doesn't call them that tbh i have no idea how widely used the term is. it might be as restricted as the internal culture of a single nuclear plant

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are you prepared for the amount of outside romantic attention your ideal partner would attract?

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Heartbreaking: community forged against a common enemy realize they have nothing else in common

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1 year

okay i think i need actual postrats here i'm getting really sad about potential AI doom like, serious-preoccupation-all-the-time sad this has never really hit me before could use advice

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1 year

okay what does everyone have this dream???

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@mealreplacer

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which tpot are you

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10 months

men let's be real you ever be with your woman and be like oh my god she's HUGE i'm not talking about fat i mean monolithic, godlike, a beautiful terrifying Giantess maybe all that looking at Tiny Hot People in your phone done fucked you up a bit huh something to think about

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travelling with adhd is also a curse you tend to lose you luggage and laptop and headphones and passport, it's honestly a miracle if you arrive whole but this sort of thing happens to you fairly often so it doesn't actually bother you that much. you figure it out

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@arvalis @katienotopoulos ahhh that makes sense actually today we were discussing the plausibility of a bloop species and my niece said "well maybe God only made one" and i said "you know there IS this one part of Job..."

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2 years

in my opinion if you can raise your kids to be only half as traumatized as you, you've succeeded

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2 years

anyone around here happy most of the time? i know it's sort of a gauche thing to proclaim about yourself but it might also be cool to see that it's possible. Sound off!

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2 years

not proud that i spent half an hour on this

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ah, hello my old friend "hanging out with people who are incredibly cool but also kind of brainwormed about the people opposite them politically" i forgot about that portion of the world where "kiiinda problematic" is used unironically how to navigate

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i have a post-mdma take finally and it's sexist

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2 months

it is possible i have just been colonized with mutant bacteria

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2 years

last night a girl asked me my ethnicity and i said "guess" and she said "no" and i said "im canadian" and she said "wanna make out" and i said "no" and she said "i was joking" and i said "were you tho" and she said "okay bye guess i'll never see you"

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2 years

is there an existing taxonomy of san francisco tech cults? i feel like that's a thing that should exist

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1 year

if you find yourself regularly appalled by the possibility that you're one of the creepy ones, you're probably already way overcompensating and should aim to be at least 50% creepier

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3 years

something i've noticed about friendly, sought after people if you make a request of them, they don't say no; they just don't respond later they carry on communicating with you like nothing happened they have no time to do the thing, no time to say no, no time to get offended

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tag yourself i'm wizard bard