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meet me in the pale moonlight | #1 cotcc stan | #JusticeForBritney | LDR 🎀 | Madonna 🖤

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@VisitoY @wydccalamity Bye imagine getting ratiod in a netflix comment section😭😭
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@lovedoveclarke they RIDE for that word
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@FinesseEness THIS IS SO…
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@coveredinyou_ @PopBase girl it’s been 17 years
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@niccoyat Girl 😭
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@bbysxsaa @ForeverWILlN_ my memories is like a second camera roll, and it never runs out of storage so i’ll keep it forever tbh
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@Dukeeeeee_ @jiggyjayy2 We do and it’s embarrassing and unnecessary to act like this, your life does not change if they win or lose a game
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@Aqatrr @OvOBrezzzy my first time seeing an original meme on the bird app
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@SwiftLooksAtYou @mazzypopstar Reopen the schools ASAP
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@thegunchman @DidKissingerD1e We can’t handle 23 more years with him
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@HelloCoffee17 @slvppy @MortysVault that auntie annes be calling my name 😩
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@Yuhbro1 @ayungbird @editorspartin @slvppy You’re taking a bath in school??
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@punchGodTwo @IcyJaime 1% keeping your phone on life support
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@BrianMcInnis87 @_benjvmins_ Bye why did you type ok like that 💀
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3 years
@NowhereJournal @DannyFlacco That’ll be predictable, they’ll frame her for a terrible crime and send her to prison for all her life.
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@bbyanggg @mahoghanyxo @_matthewlawson me frantically googling if an edible can kill you
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@keyon ijbol they always instigating unnecessary twitter discourse like 😭
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@heyyitsjanea @JoeyFafia that’s why twitter the best bc it’s all just one big comment section
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@BoysGyration omg she looks so happy in her final released photo 🥹
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2 years
@FinesseEness @RUNYOMONEY dumping a bottle of granny’s calamine lotion on your chipotle bowl
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@FunnyMemeDog2 @jen4PF i love whatever language comments is “reacties”
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@CaroleSmiless @roxyyluv Wow carole thats quite the experience
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@vclnp @LDRCRAVE You’ll be very excited to hear something
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@hominid_ad @inthefade this format is what the logo reminds me of lmao
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@FinesseEness @itsmontyj Cranapple is the best idc
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@lexiesmel @vvloneee @skyer8 @Roysenotes i bet you’ll be able to afford this one video game called gta v then you can visit
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@JuniorAesth @kinkyybandit @YoDushii Grammar is like a female dog.
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@issalacii @spinbackmecca They’d send me to the ward straight away
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@courtnayyja @carriettaaa .. that’s facebook lol
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@starelementpoke @Ayapie @ratoreruSVJ63 @KFC_ES you’ve been on here for 9 years and didn’t know there was bookmarks…
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@_Makayla13_ @someone77506676 @RobertE81247355 @taIesofbasingse why do we need to worry about a slap… it’s just a tabloid celebrity moment
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@shazathebr @__anna “How’s it going?” “It’s going 😀”
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@niccoyat kids feel the need to jump each other way more than they used to 😭
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@LakersBetta @PopCrave Yes, it’s Lana Del Rey
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@THE_REALZU @bessica_ Nobody else is supposed to cater to your trauma, it’s your problem
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@hotgirlchichi_ @keyon @EARTH0AKOSUA power goes out and you have to walk down like 80 flights of stairs… no thanks
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@BritneyTheStan She got rid of the last thing in her life from the conship!
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@PlutooDelRey they’re so real for this 😭😭
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@LyricVault she needed strawberries 🩷
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@kennytheangel @arcanecovet @feminterrupted everyone is self centered about their country
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i think i saw oomf in the comments 😭its so true
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@lovingbrunettee @lordeluvvr @radfemswiftie and he didn’t exploit anyone for money, not a millionaire. you’re very weird
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@SpotifyLana Where is my good yemenese sis who is charting her single handedly she has to be on this app 😭
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@streamaespa @ulookedsopretty she can’t sue for defamation anyway because she’s a public figure and you’re not 😭
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@eleonardooo @monalisaney81 @britneyspears Getting her medicine… read the tweets sweetheart
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@wehttam7_ @javroar This proves i’ve never seen matthew spelled backwards
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@gragooshka @keyon Not it being the end of the world 10 years after 2012
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@HLSMF @kirawontmiss 2019 was the year with most memories for me 💀 i blocked out 2020 instead
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@zachsilberberg honestly i love her for being so mysterious
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@alln1ghtwith94s @mandragorapet @CraveMePlz @keyon Like what’s with the random strings and the sleeves 😭😭
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@yibbywtf @wydccalamity ikr then an hour passes and ur like wtf did i just do
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@pixieyosi @whitest_injera it’s only a matter of time until hbo does this 😭 it’s over for us
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@kiki222777111 @bigfatmoosepssy @butcrumb no literally i need to hire a spy child or something 😭😂
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@OKen_Ishii @MyLifeAsJ @Mr_gford nobody mentioned black people plus this lemonade has like 5x the amount of caffeine in a monster
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@OdysseysAce @bigwanger12 @slvppy Same like bro… This isn’t the time you have a schedule
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@scarecrowoho @angrytransguy Exactly! Take care of your inner child
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@neon_op98 @joshuaaqaa @exclusvty @PopCrave It’s literally DOJA CAT girl….
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@derayavuzyigit @CNN You always have something to criticize
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i can’t omg why is this posted at my school
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@niccoyat Ouuu it’s nothing 😇😇
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@c0bin @migsb_OF @odprdak @bklynb4by It’s twitter and always will be
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@1_f4iry @leoninethings diff haircut and loose the glasses he’s a model
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@Xokija4545 @HipsterSneasel clearly a hippo but ok
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@JOESDOFFICIAL @PopCulture2000s my time awareness for some reason makes me think 2015 is wayyy more recent than 2014 😭 but saying that was a decade ago will be weird
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@k1llacourt @off_BAMBOO That would be my 13th reason
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@NicRodriguez70 @latimes @NardineSaad They are people business because it’s against her rights. She is suffering under the current circumstances. So people need to help her.
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@ettaoob @lilyblueyez maybe “this is them” would be better 😭
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@sha4gy @intensify @DailyLoud yes they did haven’t you heard of the giant waiver they had to sign
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@PromoshopeeNa @PopBase That’s what a memoir is…
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The crowd at Lana’s biggest concert yet 🥹
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@tyler02020202 tyler we don’t understand your cryptic messages
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@DunkirkAlt @QualifiedVirgin @InternetH0F Yes you shouldn’t travel to Miami
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@fema1erapcharts @iamcardib HER RETIREMENT WE WON
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@niccoyat i would need to get baptized the next day cause no 😭😭
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@manicpixdrmgirl @xhden_ @emilyinqatar BYEEE tegan always served once she wasn’t a bitch anymore
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@queen__ju @tallymarx518 @bessica_ If you just enjoy things that are meant to be enjoyed you’ll be happier during the life that you have. Who cares about the roots and the deeper meanings. You dont HAVE to celebrate these things, but if you choose to be sad and miserable that people do then you’ll live a sad life.
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@archiveney you can actually hear her real voice behind the track as well!
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@hanjiweeb @superniceguy55 @Dooblerino @tinaisntcrazy same, all those youtube videos of the hero brine conspiracies and “how to spawn herobrine with nether reactor core”
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@obeysyed @the_yyl @_mandowhore @CaucasianJames You must tell us all of your dentist secrets
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