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Christian - Online Safety Expert - Independent - Night Auditor in Chief - Bass/Guitar/Songwriter - D4 Necromancer - Dirty LibCenter - University of Alabama Alum

Andalusia, AL
Joined May 2021
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When asked if he would read Dostoevsky's novel "Demons", Vladimir Lenin said it was "evidently reactionary filth...I have absolutely no desire to waste time on it." This novel depicted a scenario in which atheist socialists driven by disdain for their predecessors wreaked havoc>
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@alexcollyard Twitter archaeologists translating that last line
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@Slatzism "anyone can generate videos of anyone" Oh wow so cool
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@LIXOUA @InternetH0F I think he's saying to take acid before you go shopping
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@wildtiktokss To succeed in business you have to make tough choices
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@InternetH0F I hate it when cool things are ruined by the phrase "only some people will get this". Idk why but it makes the thing they are talking about not cool anymore.
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@ShitpostGate This is entirely acceptable
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@InternetH0F Are they sure it's not a black-bodied yellowbird?
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@InternetH0F It's the dynamics. I couldn't tell how often I've had the volume turned up in order to hear more subdued dialogue when seconds later there's a gunshot or sound effect that sounds like I actually fired a rifle in my home
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@greentexts_bot Anon's identity is being used to commit international crimes
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@lporiginalg Works with kids, immediately wanted to assault a kid for saying something a kid would say.
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@tavi_melody @mask_bastard It's both. And it's fine. White rednecks are funny sometimes, just like other people.
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@MuffysEnt @PicturesFoIder It's obviously 2 do you wear a tie at the top of your neck? Let's be serious people here.
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@bariweiss Twitter apologists: "another nothing-burger!!" The burger:
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@AnaIPrincess69 @OldTrumpTweetz "omg open your dms"-AnalPrincess69
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@reddit_lies Deep down in controversial comments, somebody is making sense.
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@Redderplumber @EverythingOOC My little pony is not even little they are regular sized 😡
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@tepes1291 @mask_bastard If there's a word for black rednecks doesn't that imply that rednecks are stereotypically white? A racial group can have more than one stereotypical category.
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@reddit_lies Is there a way to start a crusade against a website?
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@isabellamoody_ If a black person filmed themselves intentionally attempting to cause their babies to say racist things for likes and to make some edgelord joke everyone here would call it trashy behavior and bad parenting. They would be right. Anyone telling you the same here is also right.
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@InternetH0F I hope that even the racists can also enjoy his top tier Trump impression
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Jamie Foxx's impression of Donald Trump is spot-on and funny af.
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@reddit_lies I feel sorry that these people will never know how functionally useful it is to carry a pocket knife for purely practical reasons.
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@KlNGWlSDOM @SantsRNTL I think you should remove those crosses from your handle. And also the rest of your account while you're at it.
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@Wid_Lyman Thank God Trump's not in office or those riot police would be racist as hell
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@TheCriticalDri2 For you, this was 28 years. For her, it was Tuesday.
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@Slatzism Aside from all that- that food looks awesome
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@jakeshieldsajj @AOC But then how would us poors recognize our place in the hierarchy?
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@ShitpostGate Neither. Side brownie is superior. One crunchy edge without it taking over the whole brownie.
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@OrwellNGoode 13896 BC will be my year
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@BriannaWu At one point Destiny was reading directly from an Amnesty International report and Finkelstein said something about how he reads real documents instead of things on screens
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@TheAthletic Maybe it's because she scored a shit ton of points but who am I to say
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@OrwellNGoode I really got sick of inserting quarters into my ps1-4 until this game came out
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@GoodReddit Not the Bonecrusher Giant lol
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@andrewdoyle_com Why is he talking to them rather than the loud and aggressive person?
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@NoContextHumans I refuse to believe that half of these are not AI generated
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@dyingscribe I think I have that gene, referred to scientifically as the "wet fart" gene.
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@roropsych @Thinkwert Every town also had a local pigman
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@greentexts_bot Don't listen to her anon. You clearly need to learn from this and continue gambling.
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@TheOmniLiberal Destiny is a black woman's name
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@reddit_lies Hell is empty and the devils are all on Reddit
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@reddit_lies Imagine being an American adult. You were not killed in the womb. Your entire life you've had running water, air conditioning and have never known hunger. You could get a job and start making money right now. Instead you are fantasizing about how terrible America is on Reddit.
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@SaranidStefan @TheOmniLiberal Yep he actually genuinely is trying to make this happen. I've heard he's in contact with both Hamas and Harvard as we speak.
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@AngelaBelcamino It's fine since airplanes don't have to parallel park
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@tavi_melody Damn do I know how to make the right enemies
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@StalinMyFriend @roropsych @LaurenWitzkeDE Her look as in a standard pilot's uniform?
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@greentexts_bot Yes, anon, you're doing a good job
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@InternetH0F Quora always flies under the radar for being one of the wildest places on the internet
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@Killmoenetwork "carjacked vehicle that was being operated by them hit a tree" is an impressively insane way to phrase that.
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@ReduxxMag So surprised that the loudest voice there is a man's
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@wrong_speak @elonmusk I think we breezed past mass formation psychosis a little too quickly
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@culturaltutor But who woke up the waker-uppers?
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@DrewPavlou He was holding a coffee... Zionistly
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@MattWalshBlog You should rent a plane and drop cheese from it one day just to extend the bit
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@depthsofwiki They spent a lot of time researching* for this one
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@JackPosobiec Should we be surprised that sex shows for kids is the hill they want to die on?
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@greentexts_bot I'm not trying to promote promiscuity here but I think this dude just had a bad string of luck.
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@amazingatheist "You are clearly thinking about what I am imagining you are thinking about because you talk about the thing that led me to imagine you thinking about it" is some crazy-straw logic. It's absolutely amazing that people will post this kind of thing with gusto.
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@60Minutes This is disturbingly edited, like the voiceovers demand that you perceive it in the manner your show intends. The women are speaking plainly and making their cases, you don't need to hold the viewer's hand. Respect your audience.
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@ContraPoints @PaulStanleyLive Someone makes a serious and heartfelt appeal about his feelings on the issue, not dragging anybody and this is how you respond? Come the hell on.
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@SwannMarcus89 The Marxists are plotting to take our Church denomination jokes
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@thevivafrei @StephenKing It's even in the New York Times at this point.
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@EndWokeness No IA+? You're telling me asexuals have to wait in line like some heterosexual peasants?
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@jk_rowling I don't speak British but this sounds like a solid burn
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@reddit_lies *cracks fingers*
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@iamAtheistGirl @TimONeill007 He asked if you were sure you knew anything about the history of this and you said "no". Refreshing honesty.
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@BowTiedYukon @kingsepp The face of a guy who is right. Also just a normal looking person. Is there some rule in the minds of anons that sharing anyone's pfp is supposed to be insulting somehow?
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@oneunderscore__ By "range of viewpoints" you mean from authoritarian left to far left authoritarian?
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@TheEconomist By "almost anyone" they mean the droves of people written off as conspiracy theorists and threats to public health who have been saying this the entire time.
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@reddit_lies Credulity being the first word he listed would be a great choice if he was trolling
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@elonmusk @Lukewearechange Why not hire someone who supports free speech and autonomy?
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@joshbythesea You can just hold it like this
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@greg16676935420 @elonmusk It was good not knowing ya, greg1619782882
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@ClimateDefiance I don't know about the "standing firm" part
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@TheCriticalDri2 @CrazySynth101 Lmao this scene does nothing but compound the cringe. I guess they could address it though by giving her a guilt trip and realizing she was very wrong but we'll see.
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@escapefromNYnow @nypost You know, the "Tweets that people disagree with" type of violence
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@MkayUokay @ClayTravis Civilians should be able to audit unelected government agencies
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@lporiginalg It's worse than Nazis, Sarah; it's public sanitation. I'm glad she's onto them.
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@primalpoly @Reuters But a propaganda outlet would never have a CEO who is also a board member for Pfizer
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@growing_daniel I'm fine with shutting down immigration as soon as we can get a Thai, Indian and Vietnamese restaurant in my small Alabama town.
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@TheRyusui @JaneTheeAmeric1 @geegee_updates @WrittenByHanna He hugged him? What kind of absolute bigot gives their friend a hug? I'm gonna faint.
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@peterboghossian It's not a stupid question; it's a question that cannot be allowed to exist. And it sounds like they were going right along with the "proper" ideology but made a mistake of some sort. Also lol at "sociological gender".
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@sinnsumo Every person in the US if somebody scratches the surface of the dome
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@MadScientistFF Top 7 is fine then it goes completely off the rails
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@jordanbpeterson No offense but I find your Tweets Resonate better when Not typed like This
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@TheOmniLiberal I hate to break it to ya man but Vivian messaged me and we are going out now. Better luck next time.
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@reddit_lies Boys I could be wrong but I believe we got r/leavingcuminpublic shut down. Someone clearly from here made a post there and many joined in in rightfully shaming them and it appears the sub no longer exists. W.
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@DelusionPosting The token white friend
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@Cernovich I, too, have been starved of the opportunity to commit criminal acts with no consequence. They shall be starved no longer!
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@InternetH0F Would have also worked this way
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@DelusionPosting Looks like your average "gamer journalist" understanding of gaming
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