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Helm's Deep, Westeros, Namek
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@XXL “Her mama got ass, too.”
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@historyinmemes Real life Superhero.
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@nojumper Something about The Undertaker still being right beside The Old Man, today, is so gangsta.
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@MissRiRi33 U literally just posted your niece’s villain origin story on Christmas morning.
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@JoestarJokic Castro told Guevara “he can’t guard me.”
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@MelechThomas @MissSassbox “Hey Titus, how you feel about Him Rising?”
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@KashnOrangeJuse @HeardChefJared He snatched off the ugly part of the Salmon like he was pulling panties to the side, 😅.
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@SaycheeseDGTL This loser bragging about preying on hardworking civilians. 👎🏿
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@AmerigoChattin @mcuban Exactly. @Forbes literally just quoted @mcuban claiming he will go along with whatever is popular because it's good business 🤷🏿‍♂️.
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@FineAssIdi Shawty say it's on sight cause u won't let her get off those alternative nutritional facts. 😅
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@nancy_ileme Never Forget: Judas ratted on Jesus for a sack of silver. It is what it is!
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@SaycheeseDGTL Their whole family need to repent + attend therapy sessions.
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@talleyberrybaby So a Le Creuset is what women truly want? Bet! 📝
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@CNN CNN tweeting like the Shaderoom actually makes sooooo much sense.
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@VikingIrishGod @DailyLoud Buddy said boycotting the 🌈 is disparaging to the Irish 🤣🤣.
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@DamnJazAgain Had to take my “congrats” back!
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@rahsh33m That stare down at the end was priceless 😂😂.
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@Atwitisborn Someone definitely brought her back from their Vietnam tour! 😅
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@rubyskyeruby 😅😅 bro said that as if London didn’t experience “The Blitz”.
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@Phil_Lewis_ Katt Williams going FULL Villain 😂
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@demivrl Everyone isn’t equipped to receive blessings, I fear.
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@iamchiomaa_ This is like Christmas morning for the biological father; finally, got his reason to stump a mud hole into the step father.
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@285Slim The main character syndrome ruining the family 🤦🏿‍♂️.
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@Phil_Lewis_ "Beef is when I 👀 you; guaranteed to be in ICU." - Notorious B.I.G. 🇷🇺 🇺🇦
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@copyandcraft Cassie was literally living in a nightmare with @Diddy .
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The @trailblazers are 5th in the West. The best start to a season since 2014 while 2 of their Big 3 barely played. 2nd in scoring. 8th in assists. 5th in minutes played. 31-8-5 a night on 45% FG, 94% FT, 39% 3 pts made. How @Dame_Lillard ain't the MVP Front Runner❓❓ @NBA
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@Notdojaaa I would've been in the background like:
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@elPervoGod @brittaluscious She's still hiding her fiance, too. 🥴
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@goodluckthottie @BrendanDaGawd I would've been heated if they spilled my 5$ milkeshake.
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@nataviak_ Let’s NOT do this to a CLASSIC!
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@RobIsRandomAF_6 I'd be on the @GayleKing show, the next morning like:
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@rahsh33m I guess he really don’t like the cousin who made the potato salad 😂😂.
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@ItssCarpeDiem He may need an intervention because he still beat❕️
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@__aarum Black People with Pets = Top 3 innanetz genre of all time.
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@whoyouwhit__ Folks do NOT be embarrassed enough for me 🤨.
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@MrsJellySantos I respect her soooo much for getting her mama back right‼️
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@Apple If these goggles won't allow us to scan everyone's power level like Lord Freiza did on Namek, what's the point⁉️ #AppleVisionPro
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@thatgirlbamz At least, we learned the real reason why test scores across the nation are 🗑️
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@Kazeem The Head Coach crying on the sidelines should be terminated for cause 🤷🏿‍♂️.
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@WrittenByHanna That Boi dropped thee most lightskinned tweet of ALL TIME‼️
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@robinwannabefly "Don't leave your gul 'round me, Tru Playa 4 real..." - @Usher 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@_SirPlus Gotta do what’s necessary to send the kids to the best school available to try to evade most of these shenanigans.
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@Apple If these goggles won't allow us to scan everyone's power level like Lord Freiza did on Namek, what's the point⁉️ #AppleVisionPro
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@WarMonitors The 🌎 is a stage.
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@SaycheeseDGTL Imagine receiving a Presidential pardon, & still crashing out 🤦🏿‍♂️.
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@bigsnugga “Did you get your shots⁉️” 😅😅
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@thedoctormom The girl with the fan & the one with the veil were working their dresses. The girl who fell out seems like life of the party‼️
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@kissmequi My fave part is buddy in the background talmbout, “aight now, that gate don’t lock.” 😂
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@KeneAkers It's about to be a long eternity for Carolyn Bryant Donham
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@crackcobain__ “Get a load of this guy.”
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@breannadache The ✌🏿fun nigga✌🏿 is usually smashing with no other responsibilities; it’s literally an all profit position!
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@AmeriKraut With @Usher during Halftime, we need that @SuperBowl .
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@YallLuvCris Florida Evans may have Skyler White beat; Worst TV Mom of ALL Time‼️
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@Moni__McPretty Bet bread, it was all her idea!
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@yashar @AndrewSolender “Land of the Free” is just propaganda at this point.
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@paulsla1539372 That dog is so happy!
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@__sydneyn Bring Byke The Salem Witch Trials.
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@rodgers_kalani Smother me.
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@MarilynM_Melo His smile at the end is HILARIOUS!!
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@WorldWideWob The @NBAOfficial doesn’t want the players to show their personalities!
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@LordTheLoon @TheeDarkCircle “Donald Trump, if u can hear this: save me!” 😅😅
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@EmmanuelAcho U want to blame that man for Goedert slipping? Seriously?
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@IAMTHETRINITY “Just keep showing up.”
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@KarlousM Travis Kelce’s brand just absolutely skyrocketed to the A+ List, tbh.
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@AAARON12rodgers @SomaKazima What is the science behind the younger siblings throwing fits, if they can't ruin the birthday⁉️😁
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@zei_squirrel They’re giving NAZI vibes.
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@BRATNAYYY Damn, that hurt me, & I ain’t even got nothing to do with it😔.
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@CurtissKing This new Andre 3000 album would be perfect for a hot bubble with a phat blunt!
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@RjbRocklin @NikkiHaley Boycott Nikki Haley!!
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@HipHopAllDayy Podcasts are basically ESPN for Hip Hop.
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@proseofroses Loving the wrong person will ruin you❗❗
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@westerosies During my 1st watch, I stood up as if it was me & Jon Snow versus the world. 🐺
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@destinicreams Maybe I'm immature, but when Jeezy said Freddie Gibbs was lame about 10 years ago I immediately believed him, & never looked back 😅.
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@TeamFDDA Azaelia Banks made this post as if she had personal responsibility like she hexed DC's family; she might be a witch⁉️
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@disclosetv If there is a cyber attack it's an inside job.
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Joe Biden says he gave Putin a list of “critical infrastructures” that should be “off limits” from cyber attacks
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@kirawontmiss Sex edible? U mean an aphrodisiac? 😅
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@NerdAtCoolTable @RoyIsThaTruth I know the principal was so disgusted.
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@Phil_Lewis_ PROTECT @KattWilliams AT ALL COSTS‼️💯
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@thehill @PressSec Is today opposite day??
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@pissboymcgee Folks believing Israel is the good guy in this situation proves just how well propaganda works!
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Hamas is retaliating NOT provoking Israel 🤷🏿‍♂️.
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@MSNBC “Free & Fair Elections” was just a catchphrase.
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@cnnbrk If the 2020 Election was truly “the most secure election in history”, why are @TheDemocrats working so hard to interfere with 2024❓
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@lovedoveclarke I expect the finished product to be amazing‼️
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@NAACP Inner city Black Americans are failing across many metrics, the median wealth for Black Americans families is being predicted by several people to be close to zero soon, but NAACP is spending Friday evening shilling for @JoeBiden . Amazing 🤦🏿‍♂️.
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@xclusivestories The Dark Knight Trilogy went so crazy, @MarvelStudios had to make 40 movies just to compete‼️
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@JrTurrell @YungMiami305 Caresha ain’t ever been this quiet for this long ever in her life!! 😅
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@emzanotti Sofia & your grandparents have 1 thing in common: Courage to resist the oppression of their time.
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The responses to the Gaza Solidarity Encampments shows the contrast between grassroots peaceful protests vs state sponsored 👀. These college students ain’t looting, burning, or stopping traffic. They’re just on the school yard chilling, eating lunch, playing “Never Have I Ever”.
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@kingtrelll I know them bois are a good time cause only a real alcoholic knows how hard it is to break those bottles then they thought of this 😂😂.
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@zebrinaholmes @cookupperc Butters is my favorite character lowkey.
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@here2_b_nosey That “hog tie” comment had me laughing for months 😅😅.
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@SkoobyD93 @Reneecbull He looked at her, as if she just burnt macaroni. 🤌🏿🤌🏿
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@Patiencexx4 Shawty spelled "beneath" as ✌🏿benneth✌🏿 twice, we're talmbout 2 times m, as she was trying to put down someone else. This is amazing @Zionwilliamson .
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@LetFieldsCook @thesteven21 I’m so confused at that? 😅 I guess he thinks all restaurants should be soup kitchens.
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@DavidYankovich @ASBMilitary How does silencing opposing viewpoints strengthen democracy❓ Y'all have lost the plot.
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@DailyLoud I was today years old when I learned Chucky wasn't CGI.
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@Timmyd124 The Trump Dance is hilarious.
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@sparkthatelle @Reneecbull So much emphasis in his tone when he brought out the 🤌🏿.
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@painbuiltt I saw a documentary that was basically implying that the Muhahideen was skeptical of Bin Laden during the Afghan Soviet War, tried to dismiss him as a “prep school pretty boy”, but they realize he was really like that, quickly! 😅
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@TomCottonAR Your allegiance to Israel is turning you against your fellow Americans.
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