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@ahmedsalims

2 years

Can Bodaboda in Kenya be controlled? Or we’ve lost the war here?

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3 years

someone somewhere paid about KES 20-25Million off plan or from brochure images for a nice spacious apartment. then on the ground, this is your balcony… i hear there are no law for this…

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3 years

I am shocked how Jalango had a gig with Hanan Tissues: Tissue si Tissue, Tissue ni Hanan. And now he is everywhere saying “SASA TISSUE ni Velvex”. First is he the one benchmarking tissues in Kenya? Secondly that’s so lazy & unethical in my opinion. No, it’s lack of creativity.

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Kenya has seen another Kenyatta. Kenya has seen another Moi. Kenya will see another Uhuru and even another Ruto, but Kenya WILL NEVER get another @RailaOdinga

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Not a single positive comment from Kenyans who you represent. Now we wonder - are you representing Kenya or the West. This one boss man you’re on your own and having your opinion is OK…

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@WilliamsRuto

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Kenya is deeply concerned by Iran's attack on the State of Israel. This disturbing development only serves to aggravate an already delicate situation in the Middle East. The attack represents a real and present threat to international peace and security, contravenes the Charter

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3 years

Some here dismiss what @amerix says even without listening or comprehending. Apart from his ritual #MasculinitySaturday , the man shares some serious HEALTH tips for FREE! Things you end up paying a dietician / nutritionist to just be told.

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3 years

Guys.. losing your house that you built from hard work and struggle is too painful. Worse losing it to someone who is trying to get to you or intimidate you for speaking truth. Bonni’s pain is our pain too. I felt it.

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3 years

The famous Mombasa restaurant Barka has opened a branch in Nairobi. I’m so happy for them. I know the owner lady and she’s hard working along with her husband. Seeing hard work pay is inspiring. I know many Nairobians would go to her restaurant for biryani when in Mombasa.

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2 years

@amerix You’ve built this with your hard work. Your bare hands. Your persistence. Your consistence. Many fought you. Asked to have you blocked. And ignored your bigger message where not only you asked men to be responsible but to also respect themselves. Big ups kaka! congrats.

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3 years

Do not quit your 9-5 job for reasons like you’ll be your own boss and have more flextime. My fren, you end up working up to 12-13 hours a day - weekends included. So trust me, leave because you want to give away more hours. Not to run away to get more hours.

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Each Kenyan presidency has seen the rise of a prominent Indian-origin businessman closely aligned with the sitting president: Moi - Manu Chandaria Kibaki - Naushad Merali Uhuru - Vimal, The Rai family Ruto - Guru Narendra A strategic move indeed…

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3 years

Microsoft has disrupted the tech industry in Kenya. in fact they’ve put to shame the startups that are funded by the west who were meant to pay salaries of a certain minimum but extorted Kenyans by paying them less than EXPATS! Microsoft is merit based & on qualifications.

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21 days

@mohammedhersi @LarryMadowo Bro. You are dictating Larry how to do his job? Come on! Hold those responsible accountable. Let Larry do what he is doing. He is picking and choosing his battle. Let him be. Not everything you must give your opinion.

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@LarryMadowo 😂😂😂 now they’ll ban you from JKIA at this rate. You’re his biggest headache. Not even the floods or substandard quality. Ni wewe 😂😂😂

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3 years

asking price KES. 42 MILLION on general mathenge. kwa ground hakuna balcony.

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3 years

This happened in #Morocco . What would be the reaction if it happened in your country? Cc @bajaber2011

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1 month

BRANDED CARRIER-BAGS SHOULD NOT BE SOLD TO CUSTOMERS!!!! If we are paying for a carrier bag it must be PLAIN not an AD for the shop or brand you’re buying from. I won’t stop singing this. Time to expose these companies. @msk_kenya @Cofek_Africa @BusinessIntelKE @KEBS_ke

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28 days

This is 1st Parklands last night. Same place I posted about yesterday and this morning. BLAME GREED & CORRUPTION.

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@C_NyaKundiH To shape is to also give them money? AMA??? As honestly they too should know by now they’re being unfair to Nairobians.

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@ahmedsalims

3 years

Micro and Nano Influencers are more impactful and goal driven than macro. There I’ve said it..

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3 years

Nairobi City Market was awarded a gold medal by the Royal Institute of British Architects for its dramatic architecture. It was constructed between 1925 and 1928.

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First!!! Whoever sent this email MUST be fired. He/she has gone against the company policy and confidentiality of company communication. Secondly KAPA is a great employer. I’ve heard of great real stories of the people who worked there since the dad’s time. Thirdly the email

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Working on Declared Holiday Morning Nyakundi, Please advise if this is legally right

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2 months

Peru President, Dina Boluarte faced near impeachment for wearing $14K (KES. 1.8M) Rolex watch after a YouTuber reviewed her collections. In Kenya, leaders sport MORE expensive watches making headlines, yet remain unquestioned… we just share the brand site and price and move one.

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3 years

Kenya is one of them. Beware fam! Cc: @amerix you did tweet this yesterday on packed juice.

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3 years

Apple juice made by South African firm Ceres has been recalled from seven African countries over high levels of patulin that can cause vomiting and nausea.

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2 years

@CisNyakundi Check… same car captured on CCTV. They’re robbed pedestrians in Shanzu Estate.

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@ahmedsalims

28 days

@C_NyaKundiH Not sure how true this is. But let’s just say Kenya has a connection with the Ambanis. Our own Guru who launched the clinker factory the other day has direct link with the family. He was among the few world renowned invited to Ambani’s son pre-wedding

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@ahmedsalims

1 month

There should be a STRICT law in Kenya after every construction is completed, the developers MUST repair the damages including doing something for the community like planting trees or a clean-up etc. Today developers leave roads messed. Drainages blocked. Pavements encroached.

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@ahmedsalims

3 years

so, this is how it was sold to many as..

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@ahmedsalims

3 years

someone somewhere paid about KES 20-25Million off plan or from brochure images for a nice spacious apartment. then on the ground, this is your balcony… i hear there are no law for this…

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3 years

What I feel bad is that, what happens to the women who don’t have access to such a powerful rather prominent legal advisor as a family member? Secondly - this has a good opportunity to set an example once and for all.

Ali 'Mwamvita' Manzu

@Ali_Manzu

3 years

Lawyer Philip Murgor asks @IG_NPS Hilary Mutyambai to assign a special team to investigate the alleged Saturday night attack of two sisters by the Ndichu twins.

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@KenyaMoja_ @LarryMadowo is doing a spectacular job. Even those we have elected are finding out about the problems through Larry. They’re clueless themselves like you are too. So you sell your screens and seek clout through being daft and let Larry do what he is paid to do. Journalism.

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29 days

This is the current situation in RUAKA 6.30am 23rd April 2024

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20 days

@DavidNdii How do you sleep at night David? Knowing you are mocking the same people you pretend your interests work for? Honestly???

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21 days

@C_NyaKundiH This is blackmail and proves they’re all dirty. Sad times.

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@ahmedsalims

3 years

My fellow Advertising Agency counterparts.. We 👏🏼 Need 👏🏼 To 👏🏼 All 👏🏼 Agree 👏🏼 and Introduce 👏🏼 A PITCH FEE!! 👏🏼 Trust me! This is the ONLY solution to being invited genuinely…

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@Honeyfarsafi Hanifa, your heart is in a good place. You intend well. And your drive passion and zest to push for Kenyans to help only comes from a genuine place of concern and reflex to do something. Truth be told, most of us have passed through the same road. We want improvements to say the

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3 years

Eric Omondi going out to prove he owns the house is a sign of insecurity and need of validation we Kenyans are suffering from.

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1 month

This is MASSIVE. Long and boring to watch, but it will give you an idea of the investment poured in West Pokot that president Ruto went to launch today.

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1 month

@ItsMutai Bro. Stop! You’re a loyal sycophant. And it’s OK that’s your source of bread. BUT DO NOT underestimate the fact Kenyan lives are at stake here. Do not turn a blind eye in the corrupt system that your boss (since you’re here defending mediocre) is responsible for NOT

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3 years

@TheNjoroge @Miss_Khaimia kile, kilimani, parklands, general mathenge all same WhatsApp group. with westlands being their admin.

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22 days

Sakaja if there’s one thing he has and we must give it to him is brains. This dude is smart.

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@ahmedsalims

2 years

I am amazed by the qualifications @fhersy has. Her credentials is no joke man! This woman is an Iron Lady. MashaAllah. MashaAllah. Her credentials is so inspiring. Also, she did leave a well well paying job to serve in GoK… respect.

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3 years

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3 years

I am urgently looking for a copywriter on project basis. To start as soon as today.. DM me if you’re available and interested. #IkoKazi

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@ahmedsalims

2 years

The NEW KES 23Million LC300 sold out. Next batch arrives in Kenya 2022 FEB!! Let that sink in… slowly…

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2 years

We queuing for fuel and SIM card registrations. Soon queuing to vote. We are in the era of queuing. We are being prepared.

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@ahmedsalims

3 years

It’s time we discuss how second hand cars in Kenya are expensive & how we are being ripped off by taxes and shoddy dealers.. EG: decent low mileage 7yr old VITS goes for KES 1 M whereas a brand new more spacious Starlet from @Toyota_Kenya ZERO mileage 2020 model goes for KES 2M

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3 years

This one @TeddyMuthusi is a genius. 🙌🏼 I like.

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3 years

@malks_88 @Mwirigi two or three buildings next to it is a primary school. they print their top students of the year on a banner hanged over the building for everyone to see their great grades.

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1 month

@RobertAlai Agreed. This is either bandits or accident. Military have intelligence. He would have sniffed it if it was coming.

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@ahmedsalims

3 years

If you are PAYING for a service, be it in a hosp, a restaurant, gym, spa, anywhere - expect QUALITY. And, be very free to state if you’re not impressed by how you’re treated / served. There’s a thin line between being rude and asking for quality service.

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3 years

@Asmali77 😏

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Motor vehicle tax! Bread tax MPESA / mobile money tax Hahaha boss!!!! And we still AGREE corrupt officials to continue looting… we are paying for their theft anyway. We are accomplices.

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2 years

2021, I learnt 3things that helped me find peace: 1. Move on with your life no matter the losses you’ve experienced. It may always be on your mind but use it as strength. 2. Ignore passive aggressive comments & unnecessary toxicity. 3. People aren’t what they say they are. 🥂

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There is nothing like watu wakubwa sana… you got this @NziokaWaita Go for it fully. You have all it takes and you will do great. Wachana na hao wakubwa wawe wakubwa mabonzo tu!! All the best bossman! 🖤

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@ahmedsalims

3 years

Running a business isn’t about a title “CEO, Founder, Owner, Partner..” it’s about dealing with: Emotional stress Sleepless nights Bills bills bills Staff traumas Non paying clients Vindictive competitors Loneliness No time.. Respect to those who make it look simple.

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3 years

😂😂😂

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2 years

OMG!! this is amazing!!! @aliciakeys WOW!!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼 Kanye #Donda2 ✅

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2 years

@DonaldBKipkorir DBK, I really like how you have always represented and protected individuals against the boardroom politics. This I have to give it to you! 👏🏼

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2 years

I remember Twitter in its early days; you would want to meet the people you saw on the TL. Felt amazing being followed by a person you looked up to or celeb... TODAY, you pray you dont meet some people in person... You DONT CARE if you are followed by top personalities or not.

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2 years

@Buggz79 Sad man!! We underestimate a new mother… the courage she needs is out of this world. Most undergo postnatal depression. And only way is to always be there for them. Don’t know her story, but no man should ever let his child & kids mother suffer in that stage. It’s inhuman.

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@ahmedsalims

3 years

Over 10 Ad agencies invited for a pitch. ALL will use time and resources (even sleepless nights) to have their deck ready. BUT, there’s a possibility of NONE will be hired. Pitch Fee is the solution!

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3 years

@eb05fd08981a40e i know that place. built like semi circles. awfully built. worse your balcony now has a patrol station view. spring valley too - weirdly both are Total 🤷🏻‍♂️

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3 years

NEVER, underestimate the power of “Istikharah” Always works. Always.

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3 years

Nairobi Expressway Underpass. What it looks like under.. #shotoniPhone #nairobi

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2 years

This year, charge your friends for your “consulting services” or professional advice. And if they are truly your friends, they will pay.

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2 years

@Buggz79 Bro! This is sad… is there any way to reach her? I feel this pain so deep. Bless you - you did good!

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3 years

Allah is bigger than your problems. He will handle it. Turn to Him.

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3 years

Hustle.

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1 month

@C_NyaKundiH Now not only are you beating them on breaking news but also FACT CHECKING them!!! @C_NyaKundiH is a movement.

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2 years

The airport security is BEEFED UP!!! #JKIA security check is a parking lot! This terror scare is serious.

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18 days

@DonaldBKipkorir Seiko guys were just chilling….

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3 years

NEVER use your kid as a weapon to get to / against your partner. NEVER!! Leave kids out of your issues. Such stuff affects kids leaving a future of hurt, traumatised, emotional deprived generation.

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2 years

I was done explaining myself 3 years ago. If you make a decision from an assumption that’s your problem. Not mine… Do you! And it’s been the most peaceful journey…

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1 month

I think this is the best sunrise picture I’ve taken yet. I felt so connected to the moment. @LifeinMombasa #Kenya

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12 days

@KenKibera2 The email was so polite. Even said whoever will be there. No one was forced. The person who shared it is shameful and an idiot.

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@ahmedsalims

2 years

When will the media make Saudi, Israel, USA, France, UK culprits for their war crimes??? When will the media spend time airing victims in Yemen? Palestine? Syria? This is fabricated to suit one country’s agenda! Media is biased.

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3 years

I was having a chat with a friend last week on how people only see the tip of the iceberg and think it's easy to get to where one is. NO ONE will see the loss, sacrifices, fights, emotion / financial / mental drain one goes through to achieve their vision. ITS NOT EASY fam!

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1 month

Days you are feeling generous support people like @C_NyaKundiH @MihrThakar @MwangoCapital @TheAbojani @SokoAnalyst @kachwanya NOT that they need it bad, but these guys invest a lot of time and energy and resources to bring us QUALITY news and intel. 👊🏼😎

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3 years

@Asmali77 Start farming in Kenya then you’ll realise how expensive it is farming. Issue isn’t we don’t farm onions. Issue is cost of farming isn’t worth the returns.

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29 days

I just passed Brookside. FAM!!! There’s no road. It’s a river. Flowing river. There are two apartments with over 4 floors 2-3 blcoks. 3 houses per floor per block ALL have not been able to access their houses. They’ve all left the gate open and no single car inside…

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1 month

I’ve always shared the same sentiments. The elders in the family are the pillar and foundation of family. And sad to say newer generation we are more distant and filled with ego and pride more than what our blood represents…

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"When grandparents are gone, the family is over."

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3 years

10 days of greatness. 10 days of praying. 10 days of charity. 10 days of kindness. 10 days of Dhikr and Istighfaar. May Allah accept from all of us and may our intentions be for Allah. Remember Allah swears by these 10 days. #DhulHijjah

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2 years

@ahmednasirlaw The key word IF! They know it ain’t happening.

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3 years

Clients tend to always give us (Advertising Agencies) NDAs to sign before they share a brief. I think Agencies should also start sharing NDAs before the actual pitch presentation to protect our ideas from being used in any form.... Ama namna gani?

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3 years

this heat will make us remember the trees we once had in Nairobi.

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@LarryMadowo @ledamalekina why are you applauding mediocre man…

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3 years

We got these A5 fliers we’ve done. It’s been working for us. Just resize it to billboard size and we good. It’ll work even more.

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@ahmedsalims

3 years

BLACK SEED OIL! If you know the great remedies of this you would know the value and importance of black seeds or it’s oil always being at home. Our prophet too did mention about this. I always like visiting the place they squeeze these seeds to oil. #shotoniphone #kenya

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Do you know what’s sad? Prominent figures in Kenya have hinted and even shared how governors and CSs are looting Kenya dry. Their tactics are well-known. @C_NyaKundiH has also shared real testimony from people claiming to be inside the circle, confirming the theft. My concern

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1 month

BTW… Iran is retaliating. They dint start this. Just so you know.

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3 years

Doing business in #Kenya can literally be visualised and summarised as - 1 Step Forward 10 Steps Backwards.

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3 years

If you have a team member (an employee) who treats your business as his or hers, KEEP THEM at all cost. The struggle to find ownership and responsibility characteristics are real.

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3 years

BOLT are giving Uber and Glovo a run for their money. Aggressive AF! Deals AF! Effective AF! Efficient AF! Everything AF!

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3 years

Unapologetic.

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2 years

@skaroko Can we handle the chaos and political agendas it may bring with this move?

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@ahmednasirlaw Dang!!! I am sure the river next to your place is impassable now.

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3 years

At this rate Colgate will have marijuana flavour toothpaste too.

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3 years

Our own @ombachi13 has amazing unique concept that’s standing out from the many chef influencers we have. I like how real his content is. I like how he involves his family. And also the simplicity in his shooting. Good job bro! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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20 days

@C_NyaKundiH His punishment is with God.

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Bro, who made you the arbiter of truth? Or facts? Just because you say it doesn’t make it facts. You’ve lied too on this fertiliser saga. But you don’t care. You have a job. And you need to do your job. But don’t take Kenyans for a fool… Kenyans farmers have been lied to!

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#SystemYaFacts 1. CS @mithika_Linturi cleared. 2. Bread will not be subjected to 16% VAT. THING is facts do not change just because we disagree with them God bless you

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