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Analytical mind, finance, politics, philosophy and business. Funny, mood changes etc. Telegram channel:

Mombasa, Kenya

Joined May 2017

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@MihrThakar

Mihr Thakar

3 years

When I first IMMIGRATED to Kenya from India 2 years ago, I had dreams of being the next Gupta. Now my boss Patel tells me, "Boss, help me load those crates." And I even got beaten up by Mwangi & crew for asking "Haga ya bibi yako?", which Kamlesh told me means "How are you?"

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1 year

Tanzania 🇹🇿 is going through their Kibaki era.

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3 years

Kenyan artist Leonard Ngure now has a new piece..

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3 years

There is a certain mystique about this man, Leonard Ngure. Some say that God paints through his hands..

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2 years

This is not Tokyo, but this is Nairobi 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

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2 years

When you find out that bitcoin is at 30k but you bought at 65k after getting advice from your neighbour's kid Kyle:

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3 years

Muthungu Anthony is the 28 year old founder of TOTOSCI Holdings Ltd.,a factory in Kirinyaga County which manufactures authentic, high quality USB cables & chargers. It also intends to start earphone & mobile phone production Via Central Region Economic Bloc #BuyKenyaBuildKenya

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2 years

Safaricom internet after Bob Collymore left us has really gone down the drain. Its no longer that premium experience it was under Bob.

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3 years

Toxic Mhindi boss starter pack.

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3 years

Now that Uhuru has won the Muslim vote, he's targeting the Hindu vote.

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1 year

You can criticise them all you want, but the facts remain: 1. Babu Owino is a performer 2. Mike Sonko is a humanitarian 3. H. E Uhuru Kenyatta is very likeable 4. Pres. Ruto is very hard working 5. Joho is a fashion icon 6. Pres. Museveni is the oldest rapper in Africa

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2 years

Relief food to your own citizens is nothing to flag off. It is the failure of economic policy at the highest level.

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7 months

Lakini let's be honest: This brother is putting an unnecessary target on our backs 😂😂😂

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3 years

Upper middle class have already uploaded photos of themselves with Chris Kirubi to their WhatsApp statuses, expressing shock & dismay. They met him once at a trade expo & rushed to greet him & take a photo with him. On the other hand, they don't know who is Jakoyo Midiwo.

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4 years

I'm sorry to say this but transferring all the country’s attention to BBI in the middle of the WORST PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS in our lifetimes & an UNPRECEDENTED ECONOMIC CRISIS at a time when the country is carrying HUMONGOUS DEBT is in BAD TASTE. I think its very DISRESPECTFUL.

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2 years

Anyone noticed that MPESA messages are taking longer than usual to arrive, for quite a while now?

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2 years

I hope a media house pulls the headline: IEBC Commissioners Claim 0.01% of 14.2 Million is 142,000 Votes in Major Blow to Ruto

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3 years

Kenyan women are so good at this "manifesting" thing. I think we should ask them to "manifest" a good government for us next year.

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9 months

Never forget.

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4 years

Some of Kenya's modern day freedom fighters.

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9 months

Lakini this Waziri handled Covid very well.

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7 months

@Morbidful For context, many of your parents were already born then. Its definitely not long ago.

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29 days

Larry Madowo is now the official Opposition in Kenya 🤣🤣🤣

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10 months

Can you vote for him as President?

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10 months

BREAKING Sudan hackers waging cyber war on Kenya now claim to have hacked MPESA. Multiple reports of difficulties. If true, is anyone going to retaliate coz last I remember, we didn't fight with spears and bows & arrows.

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1 month

A guy like Nyakundi should be celebrated. Even the media houses cannot match his investigative prowess. Even 10 bob is appreciation enough for a legend. His number is 0710280973.

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2 years

Safaricom is not the company it used to be under Bob Collymore.

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7 months

Apartment living is tough. You go out for a breath of crisp morning air in the balcony & smell some cinnamon eggs. Above you is a guy with a booming voice filming his cooking show. Below you is a Japanese Spitz barking constantly. And your view is a new construction site.

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1 year

Eh mpaka Mama Ngina has broken her multi-decade silence from speaking on politics 🤯. Things must really be elephant 😮

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2 years

Is this the new world order?

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1 year

Ruto became unpopular because of: Continuing the predecessor's path of bloated spending Rewarding (perceived) incompetent loyalists with nationally crucial posts Imagery of loyalist cases being dropped Gachagua & other's divisive utterances Lack of policy focus

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2 years

If Dangote enters Kenya, manufacturers will cry. His modus operandi is market penetration pricing, with a deep pocketed group to take the loss at a group level. The consumer will laugh.

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1 year

Kenya is now at war on 5 fronts: 1. In Somalia against Al-Shabaab 2. In DRC against rebels 3. In Kenya against Al-Shabaab who have infiltrated the country 4. Within its own borders against very dangerous bandits 5. An economic war being waged by the US

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3 years

That Big Fish by Osumu Brad brand will one day go global. Mark this tweet.

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4 months

NIS reported in the brief that you are calling him "Vasco Danganya" and he even chuckled himself at the sheer creativity of the nickname.

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3 years

Well done, Korir 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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2 years

The drunkest person in the bar could be NIS. The bartender could be NIS. But never the cool, calm calculating patron. That's a conman.

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2 years

SIM2 can be used for both incoming & outgoing calls. However, excessive use of SIM2 for incoming calls can make it susceptible to erroneously dial outgoing calls (simu imejifinya).

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7 months

Can we get this lady into the Senate?

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Hello guys!!!! Our major cleanup is up tomorrow!! It will be at Kariobangi North, a place turning into dandora dumpsite! @Mazingiramov , @KariobangiSJC , green army and local CBOs will be joining forces for this. These are four different areas

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2 years

This tweet is definitely in the Hall of Fame.

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3 years

Kibaki was so smart & eloquent in his heyday.

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2 years

If taking calculated risks was a video.

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3 years

No one cares that banks have stopped lending to entrepreneurs No one cares that >half of electricity & fuel is taxes/levies No one cares that KNBS is withholding critical data No one cares that manufacturing inputs are being overtaxed No one cares that hunger is rife

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3 years

Kibaki made people billionaires in the stock market, by cutting the budget deficit. Others made people billionaires from tenders, by raising the budget deficit.

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2 years

I'm told the price of D16 has gone from Kshs. 1,200 to Kshs. 4,000. Mungu atusaidie.

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3 years

Types of upper-middle class sons: 1. Age 23, MBA, already overseeing procurement in dad's firm 2. The 32 year old surgeon (mum's fave) 3. 26 year old socialist who tweets "death to capitalism" from iPhone 12 4. Age 24, still struggling with IR degree in Australia; loves weed

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2 years

Ruto listens! How it started How its going

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3 years

I want 10 million Kenyans to send me 1 bob & I'll give 5 lucky winners Kshs. 1 million each.

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1 year

Moving from a family-owned farm in the village to a slum in the city is a decision that really needs to be questioned objectively.

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2 years

Looking for an accountant for a large firm. Required qualifications: 1. CPA 2. Bachelor's degree 3. 5 years experience in a high volume environment Note: Contract will be for 2 years Salary: Kshs. 15,000 per month Benefits: NSSF, NHIF & executive chair in the office

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2 years

How did Raila let David Ndii go 🤣🤣🤣 Mans literally has a monopoly over economics in Kenya 😂

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8 months

The Cabinet reshuffle is distracting us from something. Look around, something very sinister has probably been done right in front of our eyes.

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3 years

Selling Raila in Central is like selling a Kshs. 60 million apartment in Githurai.

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3 years

Libya before & after him should be a case study for "Be Careful What You Wish For".

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2 years

People are concerned about mysteries like blackholes, dark matter & wireless electricity transmission, but I'm still wondering why Gabriel Oguda woke up one day & deleted all his tweets & then returned to tweet the exact same things? 😂

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10 months

Tuwache kiburi, my friends 😂😂😂 This government might show us things 😂

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10 months

Can you believe that the two currencies are equal? Yes that note and a Kenyan coin😂

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11 months

How come everytime there's maandamano, the universe conspires to make sure that the country is in Riggy G's hands 😂😂😂

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2 years

Muhindi Mzee is very humble. Despite just purchasing a Sh1 billion plant, he sits on the floor at the community hall & drives a Vitz. He tells his manager & messenger, "Tom, kama mi na fariki, we na Rohan taka chunga kazi. Mi na sema hapana chukua loan. Fanya kazi na pesa hiko."

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3 years

When a man begs you for help, just remember that it is through sheer desperation; for this is an act that requires him to subdue his ego TOTALLY.

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1 year

The Kibaki government was good for land buyers. The Uhuru government was good for construction. The Ruto government will be good for agriculture. It doesn't take a genius to align with the right industry.

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4 years

@FrancisNdubuis8 @FRANCE24 Amen.

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2 years

The Real OG.

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19 days

Once the Bluetooth device has connected, it will always be included in the available devices.

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3 years

Tangu Amerix aseme tusikule githambutha nilimmute

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10 months

As President, this guy had a nice vibe. He could tell off someone & they would both laugh together about it.

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2 years

Why are desert safaris in Dubai so popular, but desert safaris in Kenya's Chalbi desert are unheard of?

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2 years

Kenya is truly a funny country 😂😂 Like, WHAT HAPPENED to the oil in Turkana? 🤣

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2 years

The depreciation of the Kenya Shilling from 100 to 115 added OVER Kshs. 500 BILLION more to our foreign debt.

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2 years

Congratulations @HonAdenDuale .

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11 months

RIP parastatals RIP edible oil manufacturers RIP forests RIP macadamia farmers RIP sugary tea drinkers RIP transporter exporters RIP middle class

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2 years

The greatest success of devolution is billionaire governors.

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3 years

I hope we never adopt the forced feminised Western culture that keeps everyone, especially men, on their tiptoes for fear of getting cancelled. Meanwhile, let them keep watching women's sports played by 100% physically male individuals who "identify as women".

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1 month

Amka ukatike

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10 months

After Sudan, we about to get a new enemy 🤣🤣🤣

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10 months

Kenya condemns the coup in Niger and calls on the immediate release of President Mohamed Bazoum who was seized by the presidential guard, President William Ruto.

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@MomsPostingLs 1. Kenyan scientist George Warimwe invented a vaccine against Rift Valley Fever. 2. Joseph Nguthiru has discovered a method to convert hyacinth to plastic. 3. Roy Allela invented smart gloves that can convert sign language to sound 4. Charity Wanjiku and Tony Nyaga invented

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11 months

Hon. Okiya Omtata's MPESA number is 0722 684777, if anyone wants to contribute.

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2 years

Imagine waking up at 4am on a public holiday to go & vote for someone who will steal from you 🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

The difference between Odinga & Ruto is that, while both attract a cultist following, Ruto is ruthless & an expert in planning & execution. The difference between Ruto & Moi is that, while both are/were street smart & ruthless in execution, Ruto is also intelligent & booksmart.

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2 years

You see, they can actually walk on the streets without 12 V8s 👏🏽👏🏽🇬🇧

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8 months

They might tell you that the increase in mobile money transaction limits from 150k per transaction to 250k per transaction is about convenience & financial inclusion, but its simply inflation & the DETERIORATING value of the Kenya Shilling.

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3 years

Why should a taxpayer give elected government employees private medical insurance when the taxpayer is on NHIF?

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2 years

🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩

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Rigathi Gachagua: Our First ladies will make Kenya a prayerful nation

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2 years

The three GREAT brothers.

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2 years

A really nice lady from Safaricom called me about an erroneous payment that I argued I hadn't received. Since my MPESA balance was already full & day limits hit, I helped her confirm by providing my PIN, ID & also emailed her a copy of my statement to the company's Gmail address

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6 months

This gentleman should be made to resign, unless he apologises publicly. Kenyan Christians have been very accommodating to us minorities, but that doesn't mean that we abuse their kindness as weakness.

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6 months

"Stop using wine during Holy Communion," Nyandarua County Commissioner Mohamed Barre tells pastors

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2 years

Ruto showing much understanding of matters economics. Kenya Kwanza is truly a team that understands where Kenya is right now.

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3 years

Upper middle class in Kenya starter pack.

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2 years

Ruto has a temper. Don't forget that when you vote for him.

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10 months

Political prisoners in 2023 in 1988

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2 years

At this point, the only thing they haven't promised is Kenya's maiden voyage to the moon.

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2 years

Kenya to manufacture the cheapest smartphone in Africa - President Ruto

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2 years

Elephant numbers about to go up.

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2 years

The thing I like about Raila is that the guy is not tribal. Infact, his two closest advisers & the people who will be directing economic recovery, Hon. Junet & Hon. Joho are not of Raila's ethnicity.

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11 months

No known job, no career, sits all day at home, but posting (always solo) photos in high class beach hotels, in Maasai Mara & even Dubai 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩

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8 months

Kenya is one of the most unique countries in the world 😂😂😂 A death threat is being trademarked 😂😂😂

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President Ruto moves to trademark 'mambo ni matatu'

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1 year

All 4 of them are brilliant at what they do. One is known for promoting & paying comedians promptly. One is known for spreading facts, not rumours. One is known for creating content that goes beyond sexualisation of women. One is known for much more than tweeting Sports news.

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6 months

I think we have crossed 5 nationwide multi-hour blackouts in the last 1 year. No explanations. No official speeches. No resignations. And I thought kusukuma na kuendelea was Mombasa behaviour.

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1 year

Foreigners sold a shocking Kshs. 2.3 BILLION worth of shares today (mainly Safaricom).

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3 years

Right now, a 38 year old accountant, sitting in his 28k per month Ngara apartment has just received confirmation on his Diani booking. The Jambo Jet flights are being booked, as the wife sits beside him sipping red wine. The 8 year old son is playing games on Dad's iPhone 11.

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2 years

They are so out touch with reality that its surreal.

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2 years

You will be required to show proof of vaccination when accessing boda bodas and taxis. - CAS Mercy Mwangangi.

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6 months

Forget that. The main story is on the bottom left corner.

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Even the bishops have noticed.

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