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7 days

Middle class are their own worst enemies. The current flooding mayhem has exposed the underbelly of the lies they use to avoid political discourse. Debt Dressed As Decadence: The Middle Class Mirage And The Political Ostrich Syndrome

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10 months

The world's largest ship called "Icon Of The Seas" is about to set sail in January 2024. The ship manufactured in Finland by a ship making company called Royal Caribbean International will carry 5610 passengers and 2350 crew members. The Icon Of The Seas is 5 times bigger and…

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2 years

A Mother Has never been PROUDER. She made her mum so proud. RT imfikie. 📸 Courtesy

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2 years

Randall Champion accidentally touched a high-voltage line, electrifying himself & stopping his heart. A fellow linemen J.D. Thompson performed M-2-M CPR until paramedics arrived. Champion survived. This famous photo is known as "The Kiss of Life." (1967). 📷 | Rocco Morabito

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9 months

If you know, you know:

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9 months

I won’t laugh alone. No way 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my ribs hurt real bad….

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3 years

Someone explain this to me…

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3 years

Guys, I need your help. I would like to meet the President @StateHouseKenya and present him with 21 points on issues SMEs and youth are going through. I believe it's our last move before we start demos, If they won't listen to us. Please RT imfikie. Please.

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2 years

The 4 Sounds that a man dies to hear everyday…

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2 years

Kenyans I swear....😂😂😂

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1 month

Having a 9-5 job is ok. Being an entrepreneur who wakes up at noon and sleeps at 3AM is still ok. Being a farmer who wakes up at 4AM and is done by 9AM is also perfect. We go to what waters our dreams. Speaking ill of one or the other is being shortsighted on how life works.

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2 years

3M Company, which produces bulletproof glass in Canada, placed a $3 million glass box at a bus stop with the slogan "If you can break it, you'll keep the money". 💸 They should try this in Kenya 🇰🇪….

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1 year

Is there anything that is public that is functional in Kenya 🇰🇪?

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1 year

They are ok using 3B for local travel in under 6 months. They are ok using 100M for every prayer thanksgiving session. They are ok using billions to facilitate spousal offices. They are ok using millions to buy opposition MPs. They are ok using billions to appoint their cronies…

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5 months

The Kenya Kwanza Plan is simple and genius: It’s two Plan: 2022-2025: PLAN 1: 1. Keep the Opposition BUSY and oiled 2. Tax Everything. 3. Charge Everything 4. Levy Everything 5. Borrow from everywhere 6. Keep Making New promises every month because Kenyans have a short…

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2 years

A One bedroomed Airbnb somewhere in Kajiado, Kenya. Would you stay here?

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1 year

To those who have traveled Kenya 🇰🇪 very well, where is this?

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6 months

Dear President Ruto, people in Mombasa are crossing the ferry to Likoni and back, without being charged and we are talking over 30,000 crossings a day. If you levy the crossing at KES 1000, that will be at least KES 30,000,000 a day. It is important that we finance this…

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1 year

Evans Chebet after winning the New York Marathon refused to speak English, so they had to get a translator for him. He spoke Swahili.

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1 year

I haven't laughed like this in 15 years 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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8 months

We had warnings from January. But still…

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3 years

Wisdom.

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2 years

While other countries are moving forward in improving their farm yield and cementing food security, Kenya 🇰🇪 has no idea what we doing.

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2 years

Dear Men, Which is the best cologne to use, one that has a lingering scent and is very powerful and defines your essence?

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1 year

Dear Kenyans, this was yesterday towards Nyeri. My question is, when you turn a dual carriageway into a one way, what happens to the cars from Nyeri-Nairobi? Just how STUPID are we seriously? So how do we get home with such thinking honestly? No wonder we are become worse in life

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3 years

Guys, allow me to talk about Tabitha Karanja of Keroche and lets have an honest conversation: First and foremost: She is the Warrior of Industrialization and the Titan of honest earning. Something very few can boast of in this country. THREAD.

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1 month

My dad is 96. My mum was the second wife. His advice on this particular day was, as a man: 1. Take care of ur responsibilities as they define u 2. Don't have sex in ur car as its ur mode of transport, respect it 3. Don't have sex in ur office, as its where u make a living

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10 months

What do you do after this happens?

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2 years

A box of milk is KES 660. A 2KG of Sugar is KES 260. That’s a total of KES 920. The KES 1000 note is finished with a balance of KES 80 for fair back home. Now imagine how an ordinary family is surviving. Life is HARD & UNBEARABLE. No wonder domestic issues & mental health.

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2 years

If my ex described me like this, I will move to another country and disappear… it’s so funny but deeply sad at the same time. Everyday we prove @amerix right.

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2 years

I think we men should put more focus on the boy child as women have done with the girl child. The boy child must also be empowered to handle the modern woman & how best to handle failure & more so, manage success. @amerix has began the journey, we must enrich it & diversify it.

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3 years

Dear Kenyans, If I organised for demos against the government of Kenya in regards to high fuel prices, poor management of COVID-19, increasing corruption, KEMSA scandals, will you show up and show your anger too? If so, RT. If not, like. Thank you.

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9 months

John Allan Namu regrets succumbing to pressure and acquiring a 1.5 million loan for his wedding. The investigative journalist said that his wife, Makena, also sold her car for them to foot the wedding bills. Namu said he got pressure from his family to invite over 600 people.…

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10 months

Dear Mr. President, You Are Talking Too Much And It Is Irritating Us

Dear Mr. President, You Are Talking Too Much And It Is Irritating Us

Dear Mr. Dear Mr. President, You Are Talking Too Much And It Is Irritating Us. It is time that you valued silence. Please.

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2 years

Dear @rigathi let me tell you a few facts. 7M voted for you. 7M voted for Baba. 8M ignored both your team and Baba’s. Majority’ of Kenyans have no faith in you. If you keep attacking @RailaOdinga you will ignite a fire that you will not be able to put out. Just focus on your job!

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1 year

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

Dear @KURAroads please before you start charging toll fees on the Nairobi Expressway, can you make it free for all until you fix the lower road that has been messed up? We ordinary folks deserve a good road too as the rich use the Expressway. 📸|Credit| Photo | @SokoAnalyst

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3 years

This is why every MP must go home for 2022. All of them. Please RT and share widely to create awareness as to why they should go home. ALL OF THEM.

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2 years

Look at the Number plates and connect the dots. What do you see?

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5 years

Say a prayer for anyone running an honest business in Kenya.

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1 year

Until you get married, have kids & sit in bar alone , with a beer you haven’t touched for hours is when you will understand why your father or uncle did what they did back then. It’s never black & white. Life isn’t a straight road hence why we must learn from others or perish.

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2 years

The plumbing that was required of him was to channel 22 pipes of water to 22 apartments! He did a fantastic job using the only space he had, In Kenya this place could have been left in a spider web.

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6 years

First borns should NEVER: 1. Be broke 2. Fall sick 3. Lack a car 4. Have a temper 5. Lack a house of their own 6. Lack connections Because if they do, hell will break loose for those that depend on them. May God's Providence be with you always.

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10 months

I will leave these two screenshots here:

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2 years

Did this guy ever cross?

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12 days

They killed Linda Mama Programs. They have killed NHIF. They have killed healthcare. Now they are telling us to tell our diseases and illnesses to wait until July for SHIF to be implemented under the Management of AMACO. If this isn't a government of satanists, tell me, what…

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2 years

People are indeed gifted...

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1 year

JKUAT has developed a drought resistant, high yielding seed for Maize that isn’t GMO hence protecting our ecosystem. Why can’t we push this and ensure we grow this across the country? GMO is here because a few guys have been paid by Bill Gates & Monsato. We will pay dearly.

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2 years

Am sitted here asking myself why a siting CS would leave a 1.2M paying job that serves the whole country to become a governor (God willing) in one of the 47 counties and earn 776K ~ Kenyan politicians are the most good hearted human beings in the world ~ Joseph Githu

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8 months

The most annoying thing about the current supermarkets is that even if you combined all of them, they wouldn't reach or match where Nakumatt was. Nakumatt had everything. If you looking for something unique, you have to traverse the whole of Nairobi to get it. I miss Nakumatt.

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3 years

I lost a friend thru this accident. Let me say this: Corruption killed my friend. If the truck had put up road signs 🪧 indicating the breakdown, he would be alive. If the police had not been bribed to look the other way, he would be alive. The small laws we ignore lead here.

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10 months

This is what my driver would drive... Give me something more expensive...

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11 months

Dear President, instead of pushing for 250,000 houses, it’s a good idea, BUT why don’t you start with 94 MEGA Factories 🏭, two in each County, with at least 2000 direct, sustainable and permanent jobs each. That’s 188,000 permanent and sustainable and taxable jobs. You will sort…

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27 days

A friend of mine, from high school to law school to practice got sick to a point that he exhausted all his resources. 30M plus. Sold his car, house. Wife left. Got fired. Couldn't afford Aga Khan anymore, couldn't afford KNH. Went shags & sought treatment there. Recovering now...

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6 months

Dear Kenyans, can we camp here first. These rumours need to be addressed. If they are true or any likely hood that they are, then we need to stop the Government NOW!

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2 years

I don't understand why clothes are very affordable and cheap in Uganda yet they pass through Kenya to get there. They are so cheap that you can buy them in bulk & come sell them in Kenya for a good profit. The greed in Kenya is astounding.

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5 years

The greatest theft of all time. Whoever took this photo deserves a medal. Kudos. Words aren't enough.

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1 year

Life is unbelievably unbearable. You use KES 5000 to buy KPLC tokens, Government takes everything and leaves you with KES 1891 as the amount for tokens. Over KES 3000 goes into taxes & charges & levies. Yet this KES 5000 is already net amount of your taxed money. For how long?

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2 years

Being a First born means there is no room to fail. Means there is no room for excuses. Means there is no room for slacking. Means there is no room to look back or go back. Means there is no room to quit. May God’s favour be with all First borns & please send them M-PESA.

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2 years

What’s your craziest experience with weed? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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10 months

The President: …’tutawasafirisha wote…’ Moses Kuria: He will die on 19th & Buried on 29th… Senator Cherargei: ‘…Sniper…’ Some MP: …’ shoot them with their supporters…’ If anything happens… you too will not be spared. As a country, we cannot sit by idly as those elected…

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2 years

Senator Mungatana is such a disappointment. How do you sell your home, car and hand over 76M to a witch doctor who was to double the amount without breaking a sweat… Kenyans need financial literacy. Greed is our biggest Achilles Heel.

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6 months

Dear Dr. President, a boda guy carrying me from my office in Ngara to town will charge me KES 300. A boda carrying me from my farm in Webuye to town will charge me KES 150. From my house in Nairobi to work will charge me KES 1000. These guys do at least 10-20 trips on a bad day.…

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I reached out to a friend of mine from childhood. We been good friends. I needed his help to sort an emergency financial matter. He picked up. He asked me if we can meet & I said yes, in fact I was hoping for the same. Let me tell you Maina, do not do BIZ with GOK Thread 🧵

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10 months

Electricity to go up by 63% after review by @EPRA_Ke . We really fucked up.

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6 months

A First time CS walked into a Yaya shop and bought shirts and suits worth KES 5M. Another just bought a house in Upmarket Dubai for 250M cash. Another has bought a 300M house in Karen for cash. The list is endless. None are doing anything to benefit the people of Kenya or…

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2 years

Dubai over the clouds, UAE 🇦🇪.

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1 year

For those who know, know what happened in 1997

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3 years

Ghana becomes the first African country to make it mandatory for all it's students to wear the Kitenge African attire as school uniform.

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2 years

Which water would slap insane?

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10 months

I met a lady over the weekend who told me that she has spent 200M KES to build her premium club. I was shocked. I asked her why not Manufacturing or Agriculture? She laughed so hard, she almost choked on her meal. She said, Kenya 🇰🇪 is not meant for manufacturing or…

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1 year

NEXT -OF- KIN Benefits not automatic When death occurs, the NEXT- OF - KIN WILL NOT HAVE ANY ACCESS TO THE MONEY IN DECEASED ACCOUNT So many people think that their next of kin is the automatic heir to their account. But the truth is that if your next of kin is not a…

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2 years

Broke people eat Nduma? Isn't eating Nduma show that you are eating healthy and you have money to afford it? Am confused.

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5 months

I would like to replace my V8 4.8L RR for this for my daily runs to work, school and politics. Where can I get one?

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10 months

Who is Zakayo?

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1 year

Duty of Care is an alien concept in Kenya. We need to start holding people accountable because now such out our health at risk. If you come to my restaurant, you are trusting me that the food you are eating had been prepared at the highest possible standards. But has it? Thread…

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6 months

Just realised today that most of the gospel artists in Tanzania literally sing songs from the Bible, word for word, especially the Psalms. That is beyond being amazing. That is inspired by God Himself. Tanzanian Gospel artists understood the assignment properly.

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2 years

An acre of land in Tigoni is going for KES 40M. A Kinyozi business in Roysambu is paying NMS KES 35,000 for a trading license. A mortgage of KES 16,500, 000 where monthly payments are KES 248,600 ends up being KES 59,000,000 (rough estimate ) What is wrong with this Kenya 🇰🇪

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5 months

The only way Kenya can move forward is if we deal with the following issues; 1. The Kikuyu Privilege 2. The Luhya complacency 3. The Kamba indecision mentality 4. The Kalenjin incompetence 5. The Indian Indifference 6. The Meru & Embu Confusion 7. The Luo pridefulness 8.…

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1 year

A friend from Primary School, woke up one day, applied for the Canadian version of the greencard, was lucky to get it and never looked back. He only took his clothes & laptop. His other possessions he left for the wife & said he was out.

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9 months

The most painful fact about Kenya 🇰🇪:

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2 years

The Nairobi Expressway is meant to ‘ease’ traffic BUT it has 27 Toll Stations and without any traffic and only one car moving from Westlands to Mlolongo, it will take you 15 minutes. Now Imagine when it’s fully opened, will the traffic really move? Let me kept silent.

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The silence of the wife of the Late CDF Gen Ogolla is very telling. It feels like the loudness of the son is covering up something sinister.

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11 months

ADVICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES 1. Build a home earlier. Be it rural home or urban home. Building a house at 50 is not an achievement. Don't get used to government houses. This comfort is so dangerous. Let all your family have good time in your house. 2. Go home. Don't stick at work…

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13 days

Dear Kenyans, this photo represents a group of incompetent, inept and evil people who honestly deserve to go home come 2027. Please remember that.

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9 months

Dear @KindikiKithure we are demanding the arrest of this Police officer NOW. @USEmbassyKenya @InteriorKE @UNHumanRights

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2 years

Necessity is the mother of invention.

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2 years

If someone was to gift you today KES 200,000... Where would you invest it?

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1 year

Dear President Ruto, honestly, why do you lie to us daily like we are children? Why can’t you for once keep your word? How do we trust anything you do or say to be of good intentions for us? I deserve an answer from you. Because this is not normal for a leader of your caliber.…

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Why is Kenya 🇰🇪 the core focus of USA 🇺🇸government and other major corps that wield massive financial powers across the globe? What are they seeing here that we locals can't? And am not being a conspiracy theorist but I believe something is going on. What do you think?

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10 months

The Kenya Power token system needs to us audited. The rate at which tokens are getting finished is not right.

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10 months

Endeleeni kuumia pole pole…

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3 years

If the thousands of Kenyans locked in between Thika Road, Waiyaki Way and Kangundo Road actually stay there till 4AM, then that will be the answer that we will never stand up against mediocre leadership. Who wants to bet?

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10 months

Someone check on this family and ensure they are ok and having three Meals day ...

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10 months

Those who know Kenya 🇰🇪, where is this?

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4 months

ADVICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES : 1. Build a home earlier. Be it rural home or urban home. Building a house at 50 is not an achievement. Don't get used to government houses. This comfort is so dangerous. Let all your family have good time in your house. 2. Go home. Don't stick at work…

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8 months

The death of Robert Gituhu should be a point of reflection for every young Kenyan and a wake up call for every leader. It is time we stood up and demanded better from our leaders. We have the ability to hold them to account because when we cross the threshold of youth, we will…

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2 years

Dear Entrepreneur, A man who controls his emotions, his desire for sex, his greed for material things, his hunger for power & food cravings has solved 90% of his problems. He is the most powerful man.

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11 months

A non functioning Mumias Sugar Factory has lots of its branded sugar in our leading stores and super markets nationwide. There is no smoke coming from the factory chimneys completely. But in the market, there is Mumias Sugar factory branded sugars. How is Mumias sugar factory…

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10 months

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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