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Mr.Karlous

@KarlousM

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“Imma use the restroom, and take this jacket off…”

WORLDWIDE Atlanta Ga
Joined December 2009
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
6 years
If i ever disrespected you, i meant that shit. Cuz i know i let yo ass slide 500 and a half times before i did you like that.
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@KarlousM
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2 years
Slap a nigga and win an Oscar. Black history!
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@KarlousM
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4 years
One time i got pulled over, the cop said i wasn’t speeding but “it looked like i was about to pick up speed.” I still don’t know what the fuck that looks like ‘TIL this day.
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@KarlousM
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4 years
Thanos came and paid respects. That’s big.
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@KarlousM
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5 years
This is the most random shit of 2019.
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WSB-TV
5 years
#BREAKING : ICE arrests rapper 21 Savage, says he's actually from UK
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
This the most fucked up news I’ve seen in a minute.
@balleralert
Baller Alert 🚨
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Chicken Tenders At Risk Of Extinction Due To Global Shortage
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@KarlousM
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3 years
You can’t buy a $30k chain if your poor. 😂
@kobbykatalyst1
Katalyst 🇬🇭⚡
3 years
This is deep! 🤔
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@KarlousM
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5 years
He’s a either great friend or he just hates his fucking step dad.
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@KarlousM
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4 years
I’ve been laughing at this shit since yesterday.
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@KarlousM
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2 years
She pushing Pee.
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@KarlousM
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5 years
This is damn good police work 😂😂😂😂
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
1 year
2 of y’all took that walk…love to see it.
@MichelleObama
Michelle Obama
1 year
I hope everyone has a wonderful day filled with love, gratitude, and a whole lot of great food. From our family to yours, have a happy Thanksgiving!
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@KarlousM
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2 years
When did they start doing this?
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@KarlousM
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1 year
Bruh, she been had them?
Selena Gomez good lord
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
5 years
But it’s people in jail for suspended license and expired registration.
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This teen driver killed 3 people, including a baby, but won’t serve any jail time. Here’s why:
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@KarlousM
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2 years
Minimum wage should be $40/hr.
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@KarlousM
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1 year
I support this kind of violence.
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@KarlousM
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3 years
This the one.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
What time that shit say?
@DatPiff
DatPiff
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Swizz Beatz with the watch 🔥
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@KarlousM
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3 years
Trump running this country like Suge Knight ran Death Row records.
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@KarlousM
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5 years
Should’ve just ate your food.
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@KarlousM
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5 years
This was a fine ass chicken.
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@KarlousM
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2 years
One of these cigars is not like the other…
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
2 years
LeBron and Carmelo linked up with Dwyane Wade to celebrate his birthday yesterday 🙌
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@KarlousM
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4 years
So a police officer can fear for their lives but citizens can’t????? What?!
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@KarlousM
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3 years
Stimulus check should be at least 8 grand. With some food stamps sprinkled in.
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@KarlousM
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1 year
I know a rapper that will kick both of their asses. Even if you help em 😂
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𝚛𝚒-ˈ𝚍𝚊𝚔-𝚝ə𝚍
1 year
There are people in this world that think they can successfully fight one of these.
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@KarlousM
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2 years
Damn, what she get an autopsy?
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
I’ve watched this video 257 times.
@Cutty8o3
Cutty 803
2 years
Calling a Black Person the “N” word is like saying Candyman in the mirror 5 times! PLZ DONT DO IT 😂
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
I never thought I’d see the day y’all turn on J.Cole.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
And I’m gonna miss everybodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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@KarlousM
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5 years
Why the fuck would you do that?
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@KarlousM
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2 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@african_1st
iam_afro_king
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Asians and whites build hotel in Jamaica ban black people from going in. So Jamaicans burned that shit to the ground 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲✊🏿✊🏿
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
Candy shop was ass.
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50cent
4 years
👀Damn nikki what the f**k was you on that stupid ass podcast talking about?🤔No More Wilding Out Huh! (Don’t worry Be Happy). #bransoncognac #lecheminduroi
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
Check her phone 😂
@TiddyNoChains
FooFam BoomBinker
2 years
I love my girl bruh, Sent her to the plug with $25 for an eighth and she come back with this. My plug got finessed 🤣
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
3 years
Been here about 275 years.
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@KarlousM
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2 years
What part of the game is this?
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@KarlousM
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2 years
Johnny Depp picked the worst bitch he could find to marry.
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@KarlousM
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4 years
Niggas refuse to buy an actual coat.
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@KarlousM
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10 months
Y’all really gone act like this shit normal?
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
Walk up in my house like that and I’m gone bless you.
@_SJPeace_
StanceGrounded
4 years
RACISM Black man leases a house, white couple with zero authority just walk right into it and question him being there. THIS IS MODERN DAY JIM CROW FOLKS! THIS IS NOT OK!
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
5 years
They say this every year😂😂😂 nobody is giving away drugs. In this economy.
@nypost
New York Post
5 years
Police warn parents to check for THC-laced Halloween candy
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@KarlousM
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4 years
He misses his husband.
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@KarlousM
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4 years
Caught his ass lacking.
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
4 years
Can’t. Stop. Laughing...🤣😭💀
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@KarlousM
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4 years
“This is not the way.” Bitch the other ways ain’t working either.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
So you saying John Legend got the chicken frying skills? Look at that leg, Popeyes can’t fuck with that!
@chrissyteigen
chrissy teigen
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dad’s fried chicken night!
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@KarlousM
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2 years
Chris Rock ain’t got no friends. He got slapped and nobody even gave a fuck. “Is Will okay?” Meanwhile Will doing breathing exercises with Tyler Perry and Samuel L. Jackson.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
That’s some scary shit.
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God
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
5 years
I’m calling bullshit. That man ain’t even say nothing crazy. Ain’t nobody thinking about Molly.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
3 years
You can almost smell the cocaine on this track.
@wowthatsrnb
Wow, That’s R&B🤯
3 years
Bruno Mars & Anderson Paak did not come to play at the Grammys gatdamn
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
Nigga, is you crazy?
@Complex
Complex
4 years
ASAP Rocky will be heading back to Sweden to headline a show in December:
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
Find somebody on the same bullshit as you, and prosper.
@Southside_Gunn
🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊
2 years
He done found ANOTHER dance partner…
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
I didn’t know white people got down like this. On god i didn’t.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
Look at this ghetto ass gas pump. 😂😂😂😂
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
5 years
Titties just tittin’
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
The whole world knows why it’s different.
@people
People
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IOC Says Sha'carri Richardson and Kamila Valieva's Doping Controversies Are 'Very Different'
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@KarlousM
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4 years
Never seen him with a girl tho. And he has purses. Can’t use this information.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
This nigga just be saying anything.
@RapAllStars
Rap All-Stars 🏆
2 years
The Game says the only reason he isn’t a billionaire yet is because he doesn’t want to be 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
Black Twitter ran the value up on all this social media shit.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
5 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
Twitter got the prettiest prostitutes I’ve ever seen.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
1 year
Coldest mf walking.
@ThatOneShowBC
That One Show With Bryan Combs
1 year
This is the greatest achievement in human history. It will never be topped.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
3 years
He lying. Roaches don’t even ride 15 deep. It was maybe 2-3 at the most.
@ilovesmick
Raphæl de la Ghetto
3 years
Why is Diddy cappin like this
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
3 years
Y’all i wasn’t standing like a bitch, she just had grabbed me up.
@NiahMinajj
Niah🩷🦄
3 years
Hopefully @KarlousM remember me😂😂i can't wait to see him again tonight
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
Dope dad shit.
@SInow
Sports Illustrated
2 years
Tiger watching his son Charlie's mannerisms on the golf course is everything ❤️ (via @PGATOUR )
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
3 years
Some 3rd degree burns.
@FoodNetwork
Food Network
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what would make this hotdog perfect?
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
5 months
Can’t nobody play baseball that fucking good to be making no gotdamn $700 million dollars.
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
5 months
Shohei’s deal with the Dodgers is $700M for 10 years, per @JeffPassan Biggest contract in North American sports history 🤯
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
He on them pills, HARD!
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
Strangers? Entering his home? What the fuck was suppose to happen?
@Bossip
Bossip
4 years
In WTF News: Shannon Brown Arrested, Charged After Firing Rifle At Two Strangers Entering His Home (Photo: Getty)
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
Imagine not knowing yo’ bitch cheating until TMZ drop the footage.
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@KarlousM
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4 years
This song came out like 2 years ago, didn’t it? Or is that another song?
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
3 years
Figuring out what’s wrong with her when she says, “Nothing.”
@SportsCenter
SportsCenter
3 years
What's something that ISN'T a sport, but still FEELS like a sport?
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
Drop the location!
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
4 years
19 Black families buy over 90 acres of land in Georgia to create a safe city for Black people!
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
9 months
She chose Dick over her family 😂😂😂😂
@MoreCrazyClips
More Crazy Clips
9 months
Japan’s Princess Mako saying goodbye to her family as she loses her royal status by marrying a "commoner"
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
3 months
Whatever they saw at that White House got them girls stressing.
@TheKimbino
Kim
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Popeye after he hits that spinach.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
5 years
A gotdamn lie. Ain’t no gangs where I’m from. Just cousins.
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2 years
3 woods for breakfast, yo ass going right back to bed.
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Mr.Karlous
3 years
Ain’t nobody gone say it, but his daddy was right about him.
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
3 years
LaMelo hit the Suns with some nasty moves 🤭
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Mr.Karlous
4 years
Ain’t no fucking way.
@ChrisThomasson7
Chris Thomasson - KIII Sports
4 years
The Robstown Cotton Pickers come out before their season opener against London tonight. @kiii3sports #3SportsBlitz #txhsfb
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
Andre 3000 got me fucked up if he think i won’t buy a whole album of him playing the flute.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
3 years
So this dude broke in somebody house and died when a window fell on his neck. His family is suing the people he robbed? You can’t make this shit up...
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
1 year
“Allegedly”
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
1 year
Man caught allegedly smoking “crack” on New York subway 👀😳
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
Bill Cosby is in prison tweeting Snoop. You can’t make this shit up. Black History month sponsored by Hennessy.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
You in her DM, I’m on the phone with her momma talking about her attitude. We’re not the same.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
I can’t believe nobody told these women that a good haircut for a man costs about $600-$1200 dollars.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
3 years
Black folks love Ric Flair. @HulkHogan this could’ve been you brother. You fumbled the bag.
@XXL
XXL Magazine
3 years
Snoop Dogg x Rick Ross x Ric Flair
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
They’ll all be dead in a year.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
“How you gone tell me?!” That’s a powerful statement in the black community.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
5 years
This lady strong as shit. Cracked my whole back.
@NiahMinajj
Niah🩷🦄
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@KarlousM hurry back to Baltimore 😭😭😭
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
1 year
Don’t nobody black need to go to Russia ever again. Ain’t shit over there we need to see.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
7 months
A rich white man left a fine black woman, for a white woman that’s richer than him. That makes perfect sense to me.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
Not the white folks tatted on ya. 😂😂😂😂
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
2 years
Bandman Kevo got billionaires Elon Musk & Jeff Bezos tatted on him 💉
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
9 months
Paying to park.
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
If violence is not the answer, why the fuck y’all killing everybody?🤔
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
2020 was written by Jordan Peele. Can’t convince me otherwise.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
Bet they won’t come on land tho.
@punished_stu
stuart
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sharks are amassing on the east coast
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
2 years
That dog is me.
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@KarlousM
Mr.Karlous
4 years
These kids got to see a clown for free. Great day.
@the_rubyshine
Ruby 🍒
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“That doesn’t have a driver’s license” SHE CANNOT BE SERIOUS 💀
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