Grown Ass Man Jawn Cangelosi @JiveNarduzzi Twitter profile

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Grown Ass Man Jawn Cangelosi

7 months

A rambling, entirely too long thread on Pat Narduzzi and Pitt football in the aftermath of recent … things.* * - that no one will read and that’s fine. (1) 🧵

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@CjHo1mes “Back in my day you people didn’t act so uppity. It was a simpler time. A better time. Back when I still had hair and my dick still functioned. Joe would have never stood for this. WE ARE (BUT YOU ARENT)!! Dave Peterson”

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Just a reminder that this dude is soft as baby shit

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@AngryBlackLady @icecube How does he not get this was a false promise? He dealt with shady record producers and promoters but this isn’t registering for him

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@RexChapman They’re always blonde and white

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@Matt_Hammill @RexChapman Or, ya know, don’t be detestable

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@libbyboss @pdxwildflowers Won’t fly but looks like it’s gonna learn a lot about UFC and the movie 8 Mile.

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Like we all agree this is weird right?

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Still under his watchful eye.

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@Michell39615704 @JoshShapiroPA No. This is who Pennsylvania REPUBLICANS voted for. We have closed primaries.

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@Culinary_Jeremy @tedcruz The part that has a functioning power grid and elections

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@dolo_sensei @joeshorter @BokaLaBoca ^^^^she’s driving me outta my mind

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@averyrisch Do they live at the bank?

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@djoneshoop The fact that his focus is NOW on Illinois certainly explains a lot though

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@MahoganiRJones @dolo_sensei @joeshorter @BokaLaBoca ^^^ can’t get her outta my head

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@jtylerconway Love the comments saying this is “a disgrace” as if the original “back that ass up” was Shakespeare or some shit. FOH.

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Punxsutawney Phil Jurkovec

Pop Crave

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Punxsutawney Phil & his ancestors have an accuracy rate of 39% going back to 1887.

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@biggoofster @BarrettSallee Yeah Pat is way too interesting and entertaining for these drab cliches on Gameday

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@anthonyd1919 @FootbaIl_Tweets Because their brother in law is on the school board

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@RachelBrown49 @joeygllghr Not only are there no more $240 semesters there are few good paying jobs on loading docks.

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@marlermedia @UMassFootball Junior Falwell will watch in a corner

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@KevinPRichar @johnrich He was in the village people i think

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@johnrich Not as hard as you defend this goofy outfit

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2 years

Love how ESPN just showed a “we love college football” recap of the season commercial without one Pitt clip yet they had Stanford, BYU and dog dick, 7-5 Penn State. I hate that such a trash network runs and ruins my favorite sport.

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Narduzzi’s ACC record 36-22. .620 winning %. Losing seasons- 1. Conference title - 1 Division title - 2 Franklin’s B1G record 42-28. .600 winning %. Losing seasons - 3. Conference title- 1. Division title -1 And remember Narduzzi has a fraction of the budget and resources

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PSU won the game they care about most

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110,856 is the announced attendance. Second largest in program history, topping the Iowa game from this year. Side note, appeared to be some boos when PA announcer ended the announcement with “under head coach James Franklin.”

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Gonna be hilarious when Kenny is gone, the Steelers still suck and this collective of Pierogie burping slobs who never had a peak to begin with has to find a new scapegoat

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Two things: 1. Nike needs to make an alternate uniform that’s these. 2. Before they tear down the Fieldhouse, they should play one last game there against Syracuse or some shit.

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36 years later and still the greatest clip EVER

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@ClutcHutch_ @LASDHQ @LMTLASD @TigerWoods I don’t know what praying for jack nicklaus will do to help Tiger but I’ll give it a try.

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@rivalsmike And now he’s on the ground hurt three minutes after this post

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Thinking about the time @tyler_palko said fuck it and put the script Pitt and stripes on his helmet in the Senior Bowl.

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Who is the worst head coach you’ve ever had to suffer through as a fan of your favorite sports team?

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TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOWS TO THE WALLS TO THE TASER ON HIS BALLS (balls) PROLLY MAKE THIS ASSHOLE FALL (fall) TO ALL TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET….

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@realDonaldTrump Claim this. Claim this right here.

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@MajorPatriot @ElijahSchaffer @RonColeman I can tell because everything they’re yelling is misspelled

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2 years

In a span of four months Pitt football has taken me from “fuck this shit. I’m done,” to “guys, we for real could be a dark horse to make the college football playoff!”

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Justin Fuente began his tenure at Virginia Tech by taking a backhanded swipe at Pitt by mocking its “half-empty stadium” only to six years later create a program that played in its own half-empty stadium.

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@Eric_Williams_1 @OhNoSheTwitnt Not trying to give you any ideas, but if this was on a t shirt I’d buy the fuck out of one.

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@strdst33 @mattbooshell “We want grandkids” might be the most selfish comment ever uttered. “We want you to make a lifetime commitment that costs around a million bucks so we have something to play with and brag about to our friends at The Villagezzzzz”

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@GM_Hines @AshleyJudd You’ve convinced me! I won’t vote for Bill Clinton.

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@HollyAnderson Who produced this? The university of Florida sports information department? Three and a half hours I’ll never get back

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@ZTPetrizzo That’s because they’re paid protesters and not actually truck drivers. Real truck drivers know what maintenance they’re doing and need to do

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@johnrich @LindseyGrahamSC You should get into a spar with your stylist

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@getmelitidareu @Justin__NC @TheoryJuoce Yeah. Shoot a lion who is just acting like a lion because you’re too stupid to know lions aren’t meant to be house pets. Perfectly reasonable

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Stop with the idea of getting another QB in the portal A plug and play with a transfer doesn’t work more often than it does. ask NC State Kenny Pickett had a breakthrough year after three years in the offensive scheme Let Yarnell take the reigns He’s earned it Period #H2P

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It’s almost like when Pitt develops good teams the alumni and students take interest and show up and the whole “Pitt has no fans!” Shit flies right out the window

VICTORY LIGHTS IN BIO

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Man, yesterday was fun.

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I hope he gets traded somewhere where he can develop and get away from this small town jackoffery this offseason. Pittsburgh really is Mayberry with pro sports. And even if he doesn’t get to be anything beyond a backup, who cares? It’s still a better resume than 99% of the fans.

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QB Kenny Pickett opens his availability this morning by saying the rumors that he refused to dress against Seattle if he wasn’t starting aren’t true. He says he will be the No.2 vs. Baltimore

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Pitt fans in August, “I could see us 1-1. We should beat WVU easily and Tennessee is much better than they were last year.” *Pitt goes 1-1 with a loss to Tennessee* Pitt fans, “MAN FUCK THIS TEAM SAME OLD PITT.”

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@donwinslow @realDonaldTrump Losing my social security and Medicare to own the libs

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Kenny Pickett is what Penn State fans have been telling us (and themselves) that Sean Clifford is for the last three seasons.

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HAPPY STEVE PEDERSON FIRING DAY EVERYONE

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“The worst halftime show ever!”

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@MattEsposito_ @Phil_Lewis_ Always wondered how she went from college to major newspaper to network in like three years. Northwestern is a good school but it ain’t that good.

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@Espn_Jordan You ain’t H2P You’re H2ME Which is fine Just don’t lie about it

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@alstobart13 @alex_kirshner “Antifa” gets more organized each day. Now they’re dressing as Tennessee fans and sitting through entire football games

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Truth is, Cignetti trashed Pitt on his way out and tried to talk players into decommitting after the Wannstedt firing and I never let go of that. He should have never been brought back.

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Thanks to Will Smith’s slap of Chris Rock, Paris Ford has been thrown out of his first USFL game for targeting.

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We saw a shovel pass intercepted and run back for a touchdown this past season and I don’t think we talk about this nearly enough.

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College football: “Hey Pitt, Yinz did so well last season we’re letting you open the 2022 season. No bullshit, your game kicks off college football.” Pitt fans: “daaa this sucks! Should be noon Saturday! What about ribfest! I gotta work! My kid has roller wiffleball practice!”

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@ZTPetrizzo “Hey man, I’m not a real trucker and my truck is fucked up. Did the people payin for this protest get us a Triple -A membership or something?”

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@forestranger44 @nypost Ya dumb clam

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@RealDarrylSmith @WashWizards @Rachel__Nichols @JohnWall @RealDealBeal23 @rui_8mura @isaacbonga @nolimittb31 @Troy_Brown33 @IshSmith @moritz_weasley @DBertans_42 @ianmahinmi “Traditional Catholic.” So the systemic sexual assault of children is a-ok though.

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@Brett_McMurphy BREAKING: Ohio State agrees to new 10-year agreement to bend Penn State over through 2031.

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@pohfamly1 @itsJeffTiedrich @manwithnopants Weak Attempt, comrade. Log off, get a shot of vodka and come back

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@KatiePhang @RonFilipkowski They knew it was fake. They didn’t care

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@GoodmanHoops @Stadium Wichita State somehow got rid of Gregggggg faster than we’ll get rid of Trump

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@sthdouglas @henriMining @barstoolsports Won the fight twice

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NO MORE USC TRANSFER QUARTERBACKS. ENOUGH. FUCK.

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Pittsburgh media behaving the way they are on social media proves how low rent they are and also explains why all of them have not moved on to bigger markets and better things. This city is a big high school for them, which is fitting since that’s when their talent leveled off.

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@PSUBarstool “What they heard is absolutely Pathetic.” Someone read them the terms of James Franklin’s contract extension

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Throwing your kids under the team bus after a 59-7 loss is a … unique look

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Narduzzi: "We lost a lot of good players last year. We thought we'd replace them and we obviously didn't do a good job with that."

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@kim @sarahcpr She should autograph it, auction it and donate the proceeds to defeat Trump and Mitch McConnell

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Don’t make fun of kids for believing in Santa Claus. After all, There are grown adults who still believe in James Franklin.

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PSU people saying “yeah enjoy your one good year lol” crack me up. First off: WE ARE ENJOYING IT, YOU IDIOTS. Secondly: the fact that you can’t let a fanbase that’s suffered this much through decades of self sabotage be happy just this once says waaaaaay more about you than us.

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@FootballScoop @JohnDBrice1 Guess we know what he was doing all last week instead of preparing

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@logicman30 @RJ_Young @NFFNetwork Your barber didn’t meet the criteria

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Imagine recruiting a quarterback three times and then you finally get him and he’s really shitty.

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Our old TE coach did something similar watching the news on 1-6-21.

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So apparently #Pitt TE coach Jacob Bronowski did this to a trash can during a fiery pre-practice speech before today.

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Guy drove all the way from Connellsville for this

no context college football

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Big win. Even bigger playing 8 on 5. Fuck Duke. Hail to Pitt

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@TheSpor51051250 @bubbaprog Agreed. Just yesterday I was at the store and the cashier asked “paper or plastic” and I said “n****r” by accident so I completely get it.

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@SpursfaninMn @coyote95667 @dtt170 @ComplexSports They also believe a dude who lived in the Middle East was white so they’re not all that bright.

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No Context Brits

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Name a bigger downgrade.

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@WitchyCait @JasonIsbell 18 races, which makes his retirement announcement more ridiculous. No one knows who you are and no one cares either. Slink off and fuck off. This announcement has given him more attention than his career...which I’m sure was the point

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NBC Sports

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If you could change the outcome of one moment in sports history, what would you pick?

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@TheRaysin At 10:30 pm. Not even late by bad decision standards

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@jax_blocked @IHideFromMyKids Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

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@finaldaft @Manny_Alicandro They just heard “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me” and were like “that’s my jam!”

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@slmandel I keep hoping GameDay doesn’t get invited back to gameday.

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If you’re laughing at this then you should be booed. Jurkovec could have easily pouted and quit the team. Instead he’s trying to be a solution after being razzed and having his ass kicked thanks to a weak Line. Kelly told him to switch to TE years ago so Maybe this works afterall

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Multiple sources have informed the Post-Gazette that Phil Jurkovec is changing his position. The sixth year senior will now play tight end. Jurkovec began working out at his new spot during today’s practice.

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@UnnecRoughness @ByBerkowitz

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WHERES THE OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR, NARDUZZI?

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@antoniobrese @WhitlockJason Well spoken huh?

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@_NoahHiles Phil is a grown ass man at this point

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@ACTBrigitte Literally no one cares

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And let’s be honest: with this childish assed fanbase and local media full of cheerleaders and sycophants this was the way it was always gonna go for Pickett unless he came out of gate as the new Tom Brady. It’s why I didn’t want him drafted here.

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@PSUBarstool This proves Pitt fans are smarter. We don’t drive multiple hours to watch a glorified practice. There’s no more overrated experience in sports than a “spring game”

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I love how in a span on 27 months Pitt Twitter has gone from smacking down UCF fans whining about their loss to us to singularly cheering on UCF in order to drag one wrinkled clam in Jacksonville who fucked around and found out.

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@LargeElyphants @PeacocksMBB Once you’ve been Horace’d you’re legit. Good work guys

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If we get wiped off of the planet by Russian nukes we’re dying with Pitt as reigning ACC champions instead of talking about some past tense shit so that’s cool I guess.

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“Rank Pitt you cowards!”

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