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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

6 years

Every few months I remember that time Luis Suárez screamed like R2-D2 and have to re-watch the video at least fifteen times.

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The Athletic | Football

@TheAthleticFC

1 year

Made in Tottenham. Erik Lamela heads home Bryan Gil's cross and Sevilla have turned it around! #UEL 🎥 @BTSportFootball

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James Harris

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2 years

Gareth Bale’s insistence to not bow down to Real Madrid is the best thing in football, bar none. He is absolutely iconic.

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James Harris

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6 years

Surely, SURELY, a crucial last-16 World Cup game is not the time or place for this?

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James Harris

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5 years

Imagine... The teams come out, line up for kick off, but Spurs only have ten men on the pitch. Then the stadium goes dark. Glass smash. Stone Cold's music hits and Harry Kane marches out.

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@AFCAjax

5 years

⚪️ vs. ⚫️🌕 #UCL #totaja

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James Harris

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5 months

Tottenham’s trophy curse vs Manchester City’s Tottenham curse. Unstoppable force meets immovable object.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

5 years

1 point from 3 games. 1 minute from being knocked out vs PSV. 10 minutes from being knocked out vs Inter. 5 minutes from being knocked out vs Barca. A VAR decision from being knocked out vs City. 1 second from being knocked out vs Ajax. Just can’t get my head around it.

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1 month

I am deadly serious when I say that miss has secured Heung-min Son’s legacy forever. He’s scored that exact chance about 100 times. Build the statue.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

5 years

Afraid the Gareth Bale night at the San Siro has now been relegated to our second best 4-3 loss ever.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

27 days

Ange Postecoglou has been in football management for 30 years and it’s only taken us 10 months to give him his worst ever experience. What a club. 🤍

Charlie Eccleshare

@CDEccleshare

27 days

Ange says Tuesday night was the worst experience he's ever had as a football manager. Because once he realised he'd got it wrong and fans were actually rooting for City he had a real anxiety that if Spurs took a hiding his integrity would have been questioned.

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James Harris

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5 years

Mauricio Pochettino is simply the greatest manager we’ve had in my lifetime. Beyond that, he is a man of endless dignity and class. When he arrived, he said his objective was to make the fans proud of our club. He achieved that. The club has let him down.

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James Harris

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1 year

Poch is just gonna keep casually mentioning he’s in London every day until Levy folds.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

1 year

Announce Lloris’ testimonial so Mousa Dembele finally gets to play at the new stadium @SpursOfficial .

Mousa Dembélé

@mousadembele

7 years

Can't wait to play at the new stadium! #SpursNewStadium 🙌

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James Harris

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3 years

Bottom half clubs to Jose Mourinho when Spurs sit back on a 1-0 lead:

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

4 years

Build. The. Statue.

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James Harris

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9 months

Vicario is such a vibe man, what a guy.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

11 months

My main takeaways so far: - We’re gonna have some fun - Manchester City are finally going to score at the new stadium

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

5 years

5 things we learned from Liverpool 2-1 Spurs: 1) Ndombele should play every minute of every game. 2) Ndombele’s dribbling is lovely. 3) Ndombele’s passing is unreal. 4) Ndombele’s full of brilliant, cheeky flicks. 5) Ndombele should play every minute of every game.

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James Harris

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6 years

I hear part of the reason for the stadium delay is because the construction team have wasted the last three days trying to work out how to do Dele Alli’s weird hand celebration thing.

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James Harris

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2 years

No one hates Tottenham more than Tottenham fans, so maybe Conte is one of us after all.

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James Harris

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7 years

Mousa Dembele’s half an hour mugging off Luka Modric & kicking Sergio Ramos’ leg off is the most iconic performance since Bale v Inter.

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James Harris

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3 years

Mourinho has had the best Harry Kane ever, prime Heung-min Son, a Gareth Bale homecoming and Ledley King on the coaching staff. Do you realise how difficult it is to make things this miserable with all of that?

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

2 years

The best part about Hugo Lloris’ extension is that Mousa Dembele will finally get to play in the new stadium for his testimonial.

Mousa Dembélé

@mousadembele

7 years

Can't wait to play at the new stadium! #SpursNewStadium 🙌

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

3 years

Hard not to be jealous of a legendary player making his long-awaited return. I’ve waited long enough @SpursOfficial , it’s time to bring him home.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

1 month

Micky is doing what I thought was the impossible job of filling the hole in my heart for a lanky, technically gifted, left-sided centre-back that gallops forward like a gazelle and finishes like a striker, left by Jan Vertonghen. Just need to give him the no. 5 next season.

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@SpursOfficial

1 month

What a player 😍

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James Harris

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3 years

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

2 years

No one even kicking any Chelsea players. Erik Lamela must be ball rolling in his grave.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

1 year

Never forget, Arsenal have played a disgusting rapist all season because it gave them a better chance of winning the league. Mikel Arteta kept picking him. His teammates kept celebrating with him. All for nothing. They deserve this.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

6 years

Harry Kane stepping up to take that second penalty.

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James Harris

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2 months

Ange Postecoglou has employed an ingenious new tactic.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

3 years

If Danny Rose wasn’t one of your favourite players once upon a time, you’re in the wrong sport. Since Spurs are trying their best to shuffle him out the door quietly, I’m going to do a thread to celebrate some of the brilliant little things that made him the absolute best.

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James Harris

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10 months

This. This is everything we’ve been missing, everything football should be. Everyone pulling in the same direction, watching football we can all get behind. Thank you Ange.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

7 months

I knew there was always a risk we’d be in trouble if Maddison, Romero or van de Ven got injured or suspended. I just didn’t think all three would happen at once. Which, after all my years of Spurs experience, is probably on me.

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James Harris

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6 years

Iconic shithousery @GaryLineker .

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

9 months

Liverpool fans, I’m afraid you’ve been building up that karmic retribution for the past five years and you will be receiving absolutely zero sympathy from me.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

5 years

Pre-season friendly against Guangzhou R&F or we riot @SpursOfficial .

Mousa Dembélé

@mousadembele

7 years

Can't wait to play at the new stadium! #SpursNewStadium 🙌

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James Harris

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3 years

*clears throat* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

5 months

Eric Dier, professional Chelsea Football Club hater and vice-president of Good Lads FC. You will be missed.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

7 years

"Heard you wanted to go to Manchester City, Kyle." "It would be a shame if you failed your medical."

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

2 years

Every handball decision ever made just makes me more and more angry about the Moussa Sissoko incident.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

5 years

Dele Alli is the perfect blend of hard work, talent, intelligence, and absolutely world class shithousery. A footballing genius, and you’re blind if you still don’t see it.

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James Harris

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1 year

Personally, there is only one Argentinian who played a key part in Tottenham’s rise between 2015 and 2019 that I care about. He has won a European trophy, and hates Chelsea. 🇦🇷

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

6 months

I am once again calling for Hugo Lloris’ testimonial to bring the band back together.

James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

1 year

Announce Lloris’ testimonial so Mousa Dembele finally gets to play at the new stadium @SpursOfficial .

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James Harris

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2 years

Erik Lamela at home elbowing walls and stamping the floor, absolutely fuming he’s not there to sink his teeth into Tuchel.

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James Harris

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3 years

Me when Dele gives the ball away with a pointless flick vs me when Gedson gives the ball away with a pointless flick

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

4 months

I am beginning to think the new “data-led” transfer strategy is just a front for trying to form an exceptionally good looking boyband.

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@SpursOfficial

4 months

💫

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James Harris

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4 years

Harry Kane talking about how quickly time is passing has sent me into a bit of an existential crisis about how empty my life will feel once he’s no longer playing for Spurs.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

5 years

Christian Eriksen is the funniest player in the Premier League and I will not hear otherwise.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

5 years

Starting a petition to re-sign Kevin Wimmer for the sole purpose of keeping Son happy, if anyone is interested.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

4 years

🎶 And sooooo Japhet can play, The Tottenham way, He can play either siiiiide, The goooooaaaaals fade away, Don’t look back Tanganga, You’re here to stay. 🎶

Tottenham Hotspur

@SpursOfficial

4 years

Don't look back, Tanganga 👊 #THFC ⚪️ #COYS

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

8 months

Favourite part of last night was Palace refusing to press and expecting Romero and Vicario to do something at 1-0 up. You idiots, these are two of the most broken, chaotic minds on planet Earth. They will look you in the eye and stand on the ball for 90 minutes if they have to.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

6 years

Hugo Lloris could never.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

1 year

Daniel Levy, you have the opportunity to create the funniest defence in the history of the sport.

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

🚨 Sergio Ramos has decided to leave Paris Saint-Germain as free agent. He will not sign a new deal. #PSG “Tomorrow I will say goodbye to another stage of my life — and it’s a goodbye to PSG”, he announced. Ramos, now available on free deal.

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James Harris

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7 months

“Dad, tell me about Rodrigo Bentancur’s 30 minute comeback.”

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

3 years

It will forever haunt me that we’ll never see Erik Lamela under Antonio Conte. I guess the world just wasn’t ready for that level of mad, evil genius.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

3 years

Good to hear – Modric, Kranjcar and Corluka could really help address the injury crisis right now.

Jonathan Veal

@jonathandveal83

3 years

Nuno says that the Croatian three could be involved against Chelsea. The trio will train with the squad tomorrow afternoon after returning in the morning #THFC

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

4 months

Mauricio Pochettino’s trophy curse vs Harry Kane’s trophy curse

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

2 years

Hilarious the praise Thiago Silva is getting for that dive. Imagine if Kane… etc etc

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

7 years

Alli's flick & volley, Giroud's scorpion & Carroll's bicycle. Can we just take a moment to pray for Wayne Hennessey, who conceded all three?

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

6 years

Dele Alli needlessly nutmegging a League 2 player in the last minutes of a finished FA Cup tie is the perfect example of why he’s a brilliant, evil bastard.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

6 years

Interesting @_PaulHayward 🤔

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

5 years

Spider-Man hates Arsenal, pass it on.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

1 year

Me, celebrating West Ham holding Arsenal to a draw.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

5 years

Heung-min Son being the purest human being on planet Earth, Exhibit #428 ,347:

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@JamesCHarris97

2 years

I’ve never, ever, ever been so happy for a footballer. He was hurting so badly. Love you so much, Sonny.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

2 years

I am simply astonished that a match involving Richarlison, Romero and Erik Lamela has devolved into violence and petty arguments.

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James Harris

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6 months

Powerful. Ginger. Perpetually angry for no reason. And now plays centrally. The Dejan Kulusevski transformation into Kevin De Bruyne is almost complete.

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1 year

Tottenham Hotspur

@SpursOfficial

1 year

We are delighted to announce the appointment of Ange Postecoglou as our new Head Coach on a four-year contract 🤍

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

6 years

So many narratives smashed to pieces: - Alli is in poor form - Spurs can’t win away at the big 6 - Spurs are a one man team - And of course, Spurs can’t win at Stamford Bridge What a day.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

3 years

Kane and Bale is just so much stupid, surreal fun. The two most iconic Spurs players of the modern era scoring and providing for each other. It’s ridiculous. I love it.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

3 years

Lucas Moura’s Spurs highlights ranked: 5) Hat-trick vs Huddersfield 4) Old Trafford 2018 3) Every time he’s said coys 2) Amsterdam 1) Getting Nuno sacked

Nathan

@NathanAClark

3 years

oh my god he's going to get sacked for subbing off lucas moura

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James Harris

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3 years

There is one simple solution. You get rid of Mourinho, hire Harry Kane’s best mate and ride that sweet, sweet interim manager wave into the top four.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

2 years

As far as I’m concerned, Richarlison is the Brazilian forward that scored a hat-trick in Amsterdam to take Tottenham to their first ever Champions League final.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

5 years

Moussa Sissoko has leaked a sneak preview of what he and Tanguy Ndombele are going to do to Mark Noble next season.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

3 years

The greatest Spurs player of a generation, who played with a passion for the badge greater than anyone I’ve seen. Multiple iconic North London derby moments and more than deserving of a statue. Sad to see MY captain go. Goodbye king. Shame if Harry Kane leaves this summer too.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

6 years

Juan Foyth just had his Ledley King moment, making a brilliant goal-saving tackle only for us to concede directly from the resulting corner. He’s one of us now.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

7 years

Toby Alderweireld sitting with all the defenders in the league that are better than him.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

2 years

Sure this will come back to bite me, but Robbie Fowler highlighting Romero as the liability in our defence is hilarious.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

2 months

Dele talking about how much he hated Chelsea and then giving Poch the silent treatment. My GOAT.

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@JamesCHarris97

3 years

Hotspur Related

@HotspurRelated

3 years

Mauricio Pochettino: "In the beginning, it was really painful to watch Tottenham’s games, really painful. Because when you feel a club is like home, it is not easy to split from this feeling." [The Guardian]

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

2 years

Every day on this mortal coil.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

6 years

LUKE FUCKING SKYWALKER ACKNOWLEDGED MY EXISTENCE. @HamillHimself

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

3 years

Dele’s back at it again.

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@JamesCHarris97

1 month

Happy Indescribable High That Can Never Be Matched That Ultimately Sent a Fanbase, Manager, Set of Players and Entire Club into an Irreversible Existential Tailspin Day, to all who celebrate.

HLTCO

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1 month

5 years ago today, Tottenham came back from 2-0 down at half-time to win 3-2 thanks to a Lucas Moura hat-trick, the last of which came in the 96th minute. One of the most engrossing games I’ve ever watched as a neutral.

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@JamesCHarris97

3 years

Football’s most iconic trademark techniques.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

6 years

Unlucky @ChelseaFC .

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

6 years

Messi is probably underrated, isn't he? His greatness is normalised to the extent where being the top scorer in Europe and winning two trophies isn't seen as extraordinary as Salah having a standout season or Modric taking a dark horse to a final.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

3 years

Dele Alli and Gareth Bale both back and scoring goals for Tottenham Hotspur.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

2 years

Japhet Tanganga right now.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

7 months

In the same night we’re going to get to give Bale the reception he was robbed of during the pandemic season AND boo Poch until he cries. This has the potential to be an all timer.

Tottenham Hotspur

@SpursOfficial

7 months

Bale is back! 🫶 @GarethBale11 will return to N17 as a special guest for our @PremierLeague clash against Chelsea on Monday evening 🤍

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

4 years

The saddest thing has been watching a group that we’ve loved, that forced us to love them, fall apart with no tangible symbol of success (a trophy). It’s so hard to accept that a period full of so many happy memories is over and not coming back.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

5 months

Excited to for all 17,000 of us in the South Stand tonight to turn up wearing the same jackets that arrived this week.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

6 months

Need to find out Paratici’s visitation hours so I can go thank him in person for Vicario.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

2 years

All Leeds, aren’t we?

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

5 years

We’ve lost as many league games this season as we did in the Tim Sherwood season, but we’re third and in a Champions League semi-final. Football is weird and stupid.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

1 year

Tottenham receiving £100m means nothing to me, I just want to see this guy playing for my club for as long as possible.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

1 year

Contrary to popular belief, you can both think Spurs have absolutely fucked it in the worst possible way AND believe Poch is a snake.

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James Harris

@JamesCHarris97

3 months

Angeball in 2024 has been so confusing. Every game is 80 minutes of pain, with 10 minutes sprinkled in of the most scintillating football you’ve ever seen.

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