Elrond Hubbard @FreddieMurky Twitter profile

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@bocxtop Also every biography from the early 1900s seems to be "He became a shoe salesman at 17, then a fisherman, enlisted in the navy, performed in the circus, worked in the coal mines, worked at a bank, bartender, vagrant, carpenter, vagrant, criminal, vagrant. At age 18 he..."

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@VoidBurger If I saw an ai generated sign irl I'd think I'd had a stroke

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@FreddieMurky

6 months

@humahasit It's on par with "I don't care if you're transgender, clean your damn microwave"

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@bocxtop And then suddenly a lawyer for a month somehow, then back to vagrant, then a writer for the New York Times

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@FreddieMurky

4 months

@h0mmelette It's not even like "Oooh, the police chief's daughter and the bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks" its JUST NORMAL. Is he like "I can't do this! Ballet is bad for your knees!"

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@i_zzzzzz Is Nutella marketed as healthy or something? Because I feel like several times now I've heard people be surprised that it's not, yet I don't understand what would make people think it is. And I like Nutella but it's candy! Candy you can spread on stuff.

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@FreddieMurky

11 months

@prismaeya I like the one that's like. "SWEETTS" Customer: For my sweet twin nieces, Tammy and Tara. DMV: Sweet Titties Verdict: Approved

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@FreddieMurky

4 years

@cowboypraxis But it's actually this

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@Diet_dora @DVSblast "I don't think I can make it to the office today.... Yeah, I have some car trouble. If you turn on channel 5 right now you'd probably be able to see it sticking out of the side of the empire state building... No. Not that one. A bit higher and to the right... Yeah the blue one"

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@FreddieMurky

1 year

@metalgearobama Jokes aside, I get what they mean. I think it better shows it than most quirky ADHD "SQUIRREL! 🤪" depictions. You're overwhelmed and you can't keep focus on ONE thing at a time because they dissapear in favor of the next and the next and the next.

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@FreddieMurky

1 year

@BirdRespecter If they really wanted to impress they should have done this

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@FreddieMurky

2 years

@digitalself_ Tyler can still have a compliment

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2 years

@noiamgort @elijahcraan @kieransofar If her original sentence had been 8 years she would have spent 4 hours in prison

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@FreddieMurky

2 years

@GoodReddit On par with

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2 months

@Picklemaddierix Something I like a lot about KOTH is that is that they really nailed making Peggy a very specific human kind of annoying instead of a stereotypical bitch wife or a Marge-type Straight Man.

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@AchillesTeeth "But not brushing your teeth/ taking care of your hygiene is really bad for you" Yeah, that's why it's an ILLNESS. It wouldn't be that if it didn't cause problems for you.

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@ShelbyHintze A guy I know (who's dad used to be a pro skater) met Tony Hawk when he came to their apartment on a day when my friend was severely hungover and he, in his underwear eating cereal, shook Tony's hand unenthusiastcially thinking it was just one of his dad's random friends

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@avantnard I don't know if the purpose of showing those idyllic pictures is to make the white father look good as much as it is to be like "How could HE be a murderer when he should be so perfect?" to give the story more shock value but that's plenty racist in and of itself

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@FreddieMurky

2 years

@noiamgort @elijahcraan @kieransofar Wow she served less than 0,00006% of her sentence

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@Diet_dora @DVSblast "I was going to take the subway but the bridge is gone, remember?... No that was last week... I KNOW! I'd forgotten about that too! What a month... Anyway, take care Jeff. See you Thursday."

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5 months

@discoscooby *long interview about art and politics* Interviewer: "Ok, just a last one, for fun. If you had to be a fruit, which one would you pick?" Celeb:"Uh... I guess a mango? I like mangoes." Headline:"CELEBRITY IDENTIFIES AS A MANGO!"

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1 year

@MichaelaOkla They don't really think it turns kids gay. They don't really care if their kids are gay on the inside as long as they spend the rest of their lives too afraid to come out of the closet. How they feel is mostly irrelevant.

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@ds00za What people who never worked at McDonald's don't realize is that the milk from the milkshakes come exclusively from the teets of the manager, he's just showing you how to do it

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@knowngaslighter People talk like it's so complicated not to accidentally offend trans people but like... no matter who you're talking to, DON'T say "you're so pretty/smart/talented FOR a _______". That's always gonna be a backhanded compliment and sound condescending at best. Come on!

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@FreddieMurky

2 years

@Cassiesmyth I thought like this too. But then I realized that I DO remember embarrassing moments of other people. Some of them anyway. BUT, I remember them with fondness and it makes me like that person more usually. It's human, it's funny, it's endearing.

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@FreddieMurky

4 years

@cowboypraxis It's cause you imagine this....

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@FreddieMurky

6 months

@Zeronelite Reminds me of a post I saw on tumblr that compared some candy with preservatives to a blueberry and on the candy side under contents it said a bunch of big words and e-numbers and under the blueberry the contents simply said "blueberry". Yes. The blueberry molecule.

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@kidd0000 @Diet_dora Yeah, after the first couple of times there must have been someone who'd be like "yeah I think we gotta adress this somehow"

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@DawnHFoster If not just for "sjw" reasons like nonbinary people (which I think should be enough), you don't know who's the primary caretaker of a kid! It could be their grandparents or their aunt or uncle or even older sibling. What's the harm in having one word that covers all of it?

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@FreddieMurky

4 months

@shaun_vids When people on the internet are like "This historical figure is 100% GAY" I'm like "Well they might be but it's so long ago, it's a dead language, I think we like to project ourselves on history. We'll probably never know." And then sometimes it's like "Oh, ok. Yeah. Nevermind."

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@FreddieMurky

4 years

@diddykongrabbit @quakerraina Oh geez, when I first read it I assumed they meant their aunt had a "poodle" meaning an 80's type perm on a PERSON but now that I re-read it, it sounds more like an ACTUAL DOG wow

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@FreddieMurky

4 years

@benba57 @killdads Some researchers who kept studying the gorilla while they had a hulk kitten right under their noses smh

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@FreddieMurky

11 months

@Chican3ry The "Mulan" sort of story where a woman has to pretend to be a man to access positions kept from her by the patriarchy IS cool and compelling and I believe things like that happened but one wonders how many of them were just used to deny a person was trans after their death.

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@FreddieMurky

1 year

@CaelanConrad "Not as long as you live under MY roof! 😏" "Why'd get out from under my roof?! 😭"

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@FreddieMurky

6 months

@SAMOYEDCORE The Japanese don't experience pareidolia they have no idea what two dots with a line underneath could be. Rather they process written language like a microsoft text-to-speech program in 2005.

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@FreddieMurky

7 months

@TheAndrewNadeau And he still has a free hand so he COULD take on more! A shallot perhaps.

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@FreddieMurky

2 years

@memesiwish "Sorry babe, that's the beaty of capitalism and competition. If people don't like your product they won't buy it. Supply and demand. If you don't like it go cry about it 💅💅💅" "tHE mILLEnials doN't LiKE oUr pROduct 😭😭😭 TELL THEM!"

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@FreddieMurky

9 months

@mattxiv "The people in this community make me uncomfortable and I don't like to be around them in large numbers, I vote for people who don't like them and I like to be very clear to others that I'm normal and NOT weird like them. How come I don't feel included?"

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@FreddieMurky

1 year

@fleMitchfilm Very generous of them to make a Skarsgård for every taste

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@BreeTheLostGirl @shereeny Yeah I think most litte kids with a dream job don't REALLY know what the job really entails. Like a 6 year old who dreams of being a vet wants to put bandaids on kitten's boo-boo and give it a kiss on the head, they don't want to open up its stomach and remove a tumor

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@FreddieMurky

4 months

@flugenhof I also like that one of her fictional children seem to be, to at least some degree, gender non-conforming

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@FreddieMurky

2 years

@internetkendra He just needs a little pep-talk from his bros. They're like "Yeah, man. You're a catch, don't doubt yourself. You ARE the only one!"

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@FreddieMurky

6 months

@esjesjesj Saw a post that said they'd sentenced him to life in a hospital order and the community note was like "This is not true, he was sentenced to an indefinete hospital order. It could be a year, it could be forever." Which is true but that's part of why it's so horrible.

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@tingrel @edudzi_ @OfficialOsasuyi You'll never believe what this dead body looked like after I left it in a well for 3 weeks. To think people drink that stuff 😨😨🤮🤮

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@FreddieMurky

2 years

@ayyy_vuh It's very much like the old "I hate my wife" bits. Like yeah it's a joke, I know, I know but after a point it's like why are you bragging about not liking a person YOU chose

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@FreddieMurky

1 year

@cooIboobs Meanwhile the employee that finds it in a few minutes is either gonna be like "Huh? It fell down. Weird." or "Damn kids knocking shit over all the time." And then never think about it ever again.

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@FreddieMurky

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@GentleDoofus You rarely see a voice actor play the same character for this long. It's an interesting view into how ones voice changes over time.

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@FreddieMurky

2 years

@Cassiesmyth If I remember a time I witnessed some guy knocked over a whole stack of cans and when he bent down to pick them up his pants split I don't think "Lmao, what a loser. He should have no friends." I think "I wonder what that absolute legend who made my day is doing right now."

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1 year

@LI_politico I get what people mean when they say "Why do you highlight how this can harm cis women too when it harms transwomen 100× worse" And while that is true I think it IS important to show that it's not transwomen v.s cis women, it's the sexist abstract concept of women v.s women.

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@FreddieMurky

4 years

@that70sclips Shoulda included this though

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@FreddieMurky

7 months

@C_hoffmanni I genuinely don't even understand what this tweet means. I'm like reading it aloud under my breath.

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@phoenix_7_9 And it's also so dishonest and patronizing to say "beat up" like it's one-sided. It's MMA. Her opponent was there cause she's good at and likes to fight people. That's what she came for.

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@FreddieMurky

1 year

@bugsmaytrix He looks like how they'd cast Jack Black's character in a flashback to when he's a teenager that'd make you think "Yeah, that's pretty good casting"

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@FreddieMurky

4 years

@sarahschauer I don't doubt that this was created in completely good intentions but it's also very much "uwwuu precious tiny queer people babies" and it's... pretty patronizing. I don't judge people who like it but not all of us wanna identify as liddle tiny baby carebear unicorn people.

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@FreddieMurky

2 years

@dorkusmalorkus_ *11 minutes later going back to the fridge for more bog butter*

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@FreddieMurky

1 year

@pastapilled Why do they talk about her like she's a an unhealthy food additive? "Independet studies have shown that Emily Ratajkowski has been linked to an increased risk of Brad Pitt, Pete Davidson, Eric Andre and certain forms of Harry Styles."

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@edudzi_ I'm not arguing that coke is probably not the healthiest drink but these kinds of experiments are so useless because it's clearly not what happens to your liver when you drink coke or almost none of us would have reached age 10

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@FreddieMurky

2 years

@ekvous mom:"A real Habsburg wished you a happy birthday!" kid:"What's that?" mom:"They used to rule places in Europe, like princes and princesses!" kid:"Oh, but not anymore?" mom:"Well, no. But they're still VERY famous for other things besides being royals." kid:"Like what?" mom: ...

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@Is_Not_Brian Concrete Rose < Linoleum Mushroom

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1 year

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@FreddieMurky

4 years

@cryptidjin @Englisabeth My favorite kind of himbo is a guy who isn't even stupid, like guys who study and do well in advanced mathematics that would make my brain seep out of my ears just to look at but still ask like the stupidest little questions sometimes cause they know nothing about anything else

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@FreddieMurky

4 years

@junk_dino @bonkey_bong I saw something about Finland adjusting speeding tickets for income so if you're rich you have to pay the same proportional amount (still not perfect but a little better) and there were so manh replies of people crying about how opressive it was to rich people.

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@FreddieMurky

6 months

@Sophgiannamore Who would have thought a man with THAT face head and ears is a british man?

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@FreddieMurky

4 years

@tdwightdavis I like that, given it's medium, it is clearly deliberate. It's not a tweet that you can type up in a fervor in 5 seconds. You gotta find all the letters in the box or whatever they're in, you gotta climb up there, you gotta slide them into place and still be like yes

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@FreddieMurky

2 months

@joolsd Bet the exact same person would post this and go "Look what they stole from you!"

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@FreddieMurky

3 months

@residual_energy This reminds me of when I was like 10 and I sorta pretend-believed that I could make the wind blow harder if I concentrated hard enough and every time the wind actually happened to blow harder I was like Holy shit... What if IS real...

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@RespectableLaw It's very funny that he says it's the first time in his adult life he's had to wait a week for something. He sounds like a 6 year old.

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@FreddieMurky

1 year

@ZeDingo It's like either you're unfairly scaring a poor kid who hasn't done anything wrong OR you're letting your child go on a date with a person you genuinely believe is SO DANGEROUS that you have to threaten to shoot him.

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@FreddieMurky

5 months

@famoushorse If you wanna make the pattern just draw it or stencil it on and then fill it in with a regular wood burning pen! Not the same, I know, but you can get it to look the same and it's a lot harder to die that way.

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@FreddieMurky

6 months

@ultrarotom Girls names: Flowdelia Cinderella Rosecinta Boys names: Durt Gramp Bort

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@FreddieMurky

2 years

@es_aion Clovis said

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@FreddieMurky

1 year

@BurnerDontask They had the right idea

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@FreddieMurky

2 years

@Whatapityonyou Financial tip: Instead of buying overprices gasoline on the way to work, brew your own in the morning before you leave the house

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@FreddieMurky

4 years

@nova_lazarus The "r" just hits so hard somehow???

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@FreddieMurky

1 year

@morgan_sung Someone said "Go kick rocks!" and they said Okay

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@FreddieMurky

7 months

@TungusBusko "And everybody clapped" is such a firmly established universally accepted signifier that a story is suposed to be obviously made up in the internet that it can't even be used unironcially anymore. Not even if everybody really did clap!

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@FreddieMurky

11 months

@nauseousgirl I didn't know who this guy was so I wondered how one "supermega-misgenders" somebody.

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@FreddieMurky

4 years

@C0INCELPR0 My favorite is when I listen to a true crime story that's like "mysteriously, the killer had no criminal record or ever murdered or hurt anyone and only started suddenly after he returned from Vietnam where none of his army buddies reported him committing any murders"

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@FreddieMurky

8 months

@thefemiurge Probably the best example of the "But it's a GOOD stereotype". "Black people are athletic. Asians are intelligent. Jews are celever/wealthy/charismatic" etc. Even if it SOUNDS nice, it doesn't matter cause if you boil it down it's presented as a threat to white supremacy.

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@FreddieMurky

2 years

@erinhollyfenton I like that KOTH almost doesn't feel like a cartoon? Usually when a female character is portrayed with a negative quality they're either a bitch, nag or bimbo and the punchline is "Isn't it annoying when WOMEN? 🤣" But she's an annoying PERSON, a person you feel like you've met.

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@FreddieMurky

11 months

@anafabregagood The first picture makes it look like you were caught via security camera

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@FreddieMurky

3 months

@outliersgeorg In Swedish Igel (pronounced Eagle) means "leech". But "igelkott" means hedgehog.

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@FreddieMurky

11 months

@islandthembo Also why use a pre-transition picture of Elliot? Not that we don't know what he used to look like but still. It's not like there aren't many many new ones to choose from

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@FreddieMurky

1 year

@LilySimpson1312 "Now what kind of animal is a wolf in sheep's clothing trying to blend in with? A, yes. Chickens."

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@FreddieMurky

2 years

@imthechimechild @calebsaysthings But if only 9/10 pictures are of sculpted abs that means abs are becomming ILLEGAL! In 2052 it might only be 8/10! 😭😭😭

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@FreddieMurky

5 years

@Cocaine4Brunch @ginadivittorio The spermcells are sleeping

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@Akitron @PFTompkins Yeah, cook your own food. Grow your own food. Clean your own house. And your office. And the streets. Sew your own clothes. Then see how much time you have left to work at your law firm. The only reason anybody has time to do anything BUT that stuff is "unskilled" labor.

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@FreddieMurky

9 months

@full_legal_name That's very noble of you

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@FreddieMurky

4 years

@tee_spoonie It's weird how it feels like people REALLY want disabled people to have sad or "just barely worth hanging on" lives and are supposed to just kinda bide their time until the sweet embrace of death and give up on all the good things in life everyone else participates in

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@kittynouveau @DavidFutrelle It really sounds like one of those pointless lies you tell when you're 5, the kind of lie that you cringe at as an adult because you know that even though your mom didn't say anything she knew your teacher did not tell you that there's a tree in Africa that grows candy

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@FreddieMurky

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@Distealart Kinda reminiscent of people during the BLM protests who would drag up articles of black people murdering white kids saying "Why are there no rallies protesting THIS?" and you read the article and that person was immediately arrested and sent to prison for life.

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@selontheweb "Not a real strawberry bush? Strawberries don't grow on bushes? See if I care. Now they grow on bushes on bamboo rafts in duck ponds."

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@Ronniee_K

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@asscredit This is one of those times when the "You have to wait as long as the realtionship lasted to get over someone" rule really screws you, huh

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@FreddieMurky

3 months

@Lontar_On_Here @EricElemen And if you start with something that's just fun and maybe not the most effective but still exercise it can motivate you to do the more boring stuff because that becomes fun in order to improve doing the fun thing.

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@FreddieMurky

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@milk__ape Not to defend Elon or the neuralink but SURELY this is not what it would look like? Surely it's not just a button sticking out of your head that could potentially be dislodged and leave your brain exposed? 😭😭😭 That seems so dangerous 😭😭😭

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@FreddieMurky

3 years

@benvyle @shaun_vids Not even just baldness. I know these types of posts like "this is how your skin ages when you're unproblematic" are jokes but linking aging well/being attractive to wether you're agood person or not is some medieval fairytale shit, man...

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3 years

@gempaw18 With how annoying "You're just confused, this is just a phase. You just have to meet the right person." I think we forget that there's nothing wrong with having phases, nor being confused. And sometimes you do meet that person and you don't have to feel guilty about that.

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@RealiaAmelia It's kind of like with the Hays Code where gay characters were only allowed if they were portrayed as bad or doomed. We all love the flamboyant villian trope but it didn't come about naturally. Yet by now it's so intrenched it's hard to imagine fiction without it.

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