Professional Shitposter 🍌 @FlexasaurusWrex Twitter profile

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@FlexasaurusWrex

1 month

Don't let them memory hole the Trump holodomor

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@atrupar Remember when Jared stockpiled and hoarded PPE and ventilators because they feared the virus would become even deadlier and they would have the necessities

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@FlexasaurusWrex

20 days

Imagine being Mike Lee and tweeting this

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Republicans: it’s time to clean house.

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3 years

@ggreenwald I get a lot of use out of this

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2 years

@Evan_Hadfield @briebriejoy @aaronjmate "Ignore the fact that this framing makes all my talking points line up perfectly with Russian propaganda, because that's neo-McCarthyism or whatever."

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4 years

@TheGlare_TM @LauraWalkerKC @JesseLehrich Five months. Five months and 140k dead Americans too late. But cmon, what was the other option? Benghazi Betty?

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@elivalley Lolol

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3 months

Oh look the dumbest possible people again getting TV airtime

Republicans against Trump

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3 months

Far-left Democratic voter in Michigan says he’s ok with Trump returning to the WH, because of Biden’s support for Israel: “It’s like a vaccine. I’m willing to take short-term pain for a long-term gain.”

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4 years

@SyndicatePoway @brandonwenerd You couldn't even sue her because you don't want to own a mortgaged double-wide

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4 years

@AdamParkhomenko When someone tells you they're a Russian asset, believe them

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@sandibachom @benshapiro

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4 years

@mynamegangg @JIAISIOIN If this really had no background, that person is mentally ill. That's 5150 territory, not the Amy Cooper treatment.

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3 years

@Dobrokhotov If the Russian government took my phone and gave it back after an hour, I wouldn't use it again

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4 years

@tromano @kurteichenwald Then say "reform the police"

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@scarylawyerguy @haylesatan @juliaioffe National journalists aren't really people

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2 months

I hope he does

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Biden officials weigh giving Ukraine weapons without replacing U.S. stocks right away or waiting for Congress funds

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@FlexasaurusWrex

4 years

@StormIsUponUs Trump is playing 4d chess and the elite are playing tic tac toe. By delaying coronavirus testing and tanking the stock market, Trump wiped out the cash the elite would have spent on their [supply]. Can't buy [supply] if you don't have money any more!! #qanon #QAnnon #QanonPosts

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3 years

@tedcruz Because Mitch won't agree to more stimulus without COVID immunity which will kill more people, Ted

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4 years

@ItsThatBriGuy @SexyNoahCyrus @monkeyboy100001 You're absolutely ruining this little piece of Twitter magic with a reasonable explanation. 😅

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@FlexasaurusWrex

4 years

@pithywidow I keep a list of favorite Twitter links, and this is probably my most favorite. It should disqualify Trump just by itself.

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@ltgrusselhonore @MSNBC @AymanMSNBC

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4 years

@MontyBoa99 @mhoptman @gtconway3d @SavvyMom428 @realDonaldTrump I have a list of links I keep handy for Twitter. This is probably my favorite. It should be disqualifying, but here we are.

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3 years

And all it took was losing her uncle and grandfather

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3 months

Kaczynski actually made way more sense than this turd from Turley

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Turley getting to unabomber manifesto level reasoning here

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Karen Attiah

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America is being forced to choose between two ethno-supremacist presidential candidates. We are being asked to accept the slaughter of Palestinians in exchange for some white liberal idea of democracy. But this isn't democracy. This is textbook necropolitics.

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@AmbJohnBolton You should testify to Congress

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Jim VandeHei

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🚨🚨 Biden, Trump have one big thing beyond old age in common: They duck difficult questioning by reporters, with historic stubbornness. -> Biden has refused interviews to White House reporters for The New York Times, The Washington Post or The Wall Street Journal. But he sat…

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2 years

@Evan_Hadfield @briebriejoy @aaronjmate "Have you considered subscribing to my Patreon? Because apparently lots and lots and lots and lots of people pay perfectly good money for these hot takes."

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@TraceeM @Acyn Holy crap, Kinzinger and Cheney ARE Republicans

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@ninaturner Biden's passing legislation in spite of Bernie, not because of him

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4 years

@notcapnamerica @t_humper90 It forces them to confront their choice to disregard their own safety and the safety of others

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4 years

@RepAndyBiggsAZ That time and place is limited to Democratic administrations, right, Representative?

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3 months

I'm so sure people agree with me, I turned off the replies

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What liberal politicians can't seem to grasp is that literally no one is asking for ~funny~, terminally online politicians. We're asking/begging for a fucking ceasefire. The embarrassing attempts at comedy we're getting instead are just gross/insulting

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@FlexasaurusWrex

4 years

@Moodylikesyou @nycsouthpaw About three years ago

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@FlexasaurusWrex

5 months

You will not be able to guess what this is in response to

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@FlexasaurusWrex

4 years

@RVAwonk If Trump fires Dr. Fauci, Biden's campaign should hire him to give COVID pressers which start ten minutes after Donald's, which provide corrective information, and force networks to pick who to broadcast

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@FlexasaurusWrex

4 years

@VaDivaMom1 @VickyPJWard Barr "added that he personally reviewed security footage that confirmed that no one entered the area where Epstein was housed on the night he died." In other words, a perfect 2019 story. Let's hope 2020 is better.

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@FlexasaurusWrex

4 years

@goobisgoofy @juliaioffe I voted for @ewarren today. If Bernie is the nom, I'll vote for him in the general #VoteBlueNoMatterWho

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@Brace_and_Break @Jawanza @TheDuhalde He giggles when he thinks about laws preventing pregnant women from traveling across state lines

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@FlexasaurusWrex

4 years

@charliekirk11 Some more context

Misleading Trump campaign ad attacks Obama over Russian hacking

The ad took quotes out of context while saying the Obama administration failed to counter Russian election interference.

www.politico.com

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@brianbeutler @LauraWalkerKC

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@NormOrnstein @EricBoehlert What's messed up is that the City (and thus the taxpayers) will end up paying off that lawsuit. We use monetary penalties to punish politically-motivated, totally out of line conduct in every other walk of life, except for police.

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4 years

@SteveScalise @realDonaldTrump OMB released the aid on September 11, two days after the House started investigations. You know this.

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@EricTrump After your father lost. What does that tell you?

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@AlexandraChalup @MysterySolvent Christmas with the Crooks

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2 years

@FloydLawson78 @JoshKraushaar @axios Owning the libs and then complaining it doesn't make you popular

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4 years

@Bright19Rainbow @Billitico @EricBoehlert @csd Or... and hear me out on this... or they have been Trumpists the entire time, and were just wrecking the Democratic party

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4 years

@Pharaun_2 @Popehat Sure, but that's just the line prosecutors. The political appointments are running off of entitlement, delirious self-aggrandizement, and cocaine.

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3 years

@steve_vladeck PA, Georgia, Michigan and Wisconsin should also intervene both to defend their votes and throw out the votes in Texas and the other 16 states. Circus maximus.

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4 years

@thealexiaelise @blakesmustache Right. Prolonging impeachment until/unless there is public pressure for the Senate to convict is the smart play.

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@FlyThaiMMA @PyotrBropotkin @ProudSocialist @JoeBiden Shouldn't those neoliberal shills get phonebanking?

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@eclecticbrotha @Evan_Hadfield @briebriejoy @aaronjmate

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@ripgustriandos @Kimberl69490204 @strike_dr @pl_box Wait, did the the ANC fire missiles at civilian ships?

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4 years

@ThePubliusUSA They do, they just want someone like that in charge to punish the rest of us for their shitty lives.

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3 years

@tedcruz No it's the calls to the Georgia governor telling him to overturn the election that means the GOP hates democracy, Ted. But you know that.

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2 months

We could have had Nina Turner

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Rep. Shontel Brown describes Trump as "the bondless, insurrectionist, broke bluffer, twice impeached, 4 times indicted, insurrection-initiator, election-denying, self-declared dictator on day 1 & puppet for Putin. The one who wants to terminate the Constitution & defund the FBI"

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@ok_post_guy Our unsung heroes

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4 years

@DWUhlfelderLaw Rioting is inherently bad, and helps Trump in November to boot. But I might make an exception for Confederate statues. They don't have a place in 21st century society.

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Heh because it's an exercise in narcissism and that kind of person is 100% done with narcissism in 2024

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Talking to a center-left friend, 2-time Obama voter who absolutely detests and despises Trump and Trumpism as well as Netanyahu (and fwiw is not Jewish), and was startled by his vehement loathing of the protesters. Like, "call out the National Guard" loathing.

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@1amsanch0 @gdigitalzsmooth

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These people are telling you "hey, we're traitors, there's no bottom here" and you should pay attention to that

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Victoria Spartz's amendment to the Ukraine aid bill: eliminate the aid provision for children and families refugee assistance. Rep. Spartz's hometown in Ukraine was bombed earlier today, killing over a dozen civilians.

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@Eggymceggerson3 @PopulismUpdates And they made a point of alienating the voters for all those others candidates

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@Abasine_bosnae @stairwayto3dom He's a pedophile

Alexander Litvinenko 'murdered because he accused Putin of being a paedophile'

Mr Litvinenko wrote an article making the accusations four months before he was poisoned

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@mtgreenee Democracy makes you mad, huh? Especially when black people vote?

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@TommyInPA Never forget

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@RichSeviora @magi_jay The Venn diagram for those two Twitters isn't a circle, but it's close

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4 years

@McFaul Make police unions purchase their own liability insurance, watch some of these problems go away

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5 months

This you?

Rachel Powell 🎗️

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I, a mom & grandmother with no criminal history, have lived like this since #j6 . The box on my ankle holding me INSIDE the house, unable to live. In 13 days the government will force me to endure a 51 month sentence because the last 3 years of confinement means nothing.

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@maryland_tobie @WagsPhoto Its a grift, but only some of them are in on it.... Ok, cult is shorter and says the same thing.

The Lockdown Backlash May Be the New Tea Party Movement

Fury at the lockdown, and unprecedented federal spending, is predictably on the rise. Trump may be tempted to assume leadership of the cause.

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@HatesHorseshoes Wait, "Elaine Chao" is her real name?

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@JGaffneyUSN @MollyJongFast There were not 10,000 clowns. Maybe 2,000.

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@travis_view "For a living"

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@cheapncheerless @alitlstrawberry This is an honorable, well-earned block. Good work

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@pattonoswalt That's fine, though. Charlie stuck his tongue in the socket.

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@ninaturner What have you done to accomplish that besides tweeting?

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Just remember, while they're threatening democracy for your children by ratfucking Biden, they don't care enough to know what he's actually done

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@VictorMatheson_ Biden obviously isn’t great on labor issues, because I don’t have the memory of a goldfish and remember when he shut down the rail strike 18 months ago

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@FlexasaurusWrex

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@L6CCA @mynamegangg @JIAISIOIN Look, if she started this out of the blue, she's potentially dangerous and should be removed from the community, not stigmatized. If she's just a bitch, drag her to hell. But if she's mentally ill, let's actually address that as a community.

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@BGOnTheScene Woah, there was a genocide in Michigan?

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@TexasTribune Dude is a crook

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محمد عبدالملك - Mohamed

@Almutawakkil560

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I advise Americans and British people to familiarize themselves with some points about the Yemeni fighters ( Houthis) before rushing into anything. - They don't follow your movies and TV shows at all. - They are not bothered by your media or social media distractions. -…

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@RareImagery @ReadeAlexandra @AmericanMama86 Saudi Arabia gave Jared Kushner $2 billion

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@PyotrBropotkin @FlyThaiMMA @ProudSocialist @JoeBiden Every waking moment liberals spend not phonebanking is a moment they're helping Trump. Anything less than total mobilization is grounds for liquidation. Same with brunch. If you've ever eaten brunch, boom: liquidation.

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@CodeMonkeyZ @realDonaldTrump Where is Q?

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@classicaljew @Sam_Eisenberg_ @michuk @MadhatterFL @martinvars @BarackObama There's no way to "confront" this without involving the police. These people are thugs trying to parasitize the Democratic Party

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@NoVAphilly @Fahrenthold Which happens to neatly fit money laundering regs

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@PatHedger18 So you spoke out against Gibbs, right? Right?

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@ahumorlessfem @neeratanden @ryangrim He learned a lot from watching Glenn Greenwald

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@Cairo67Unedited @playultm8 @ASlavitt So I think the first guy was trying to make a snarky joke, because Trump's so terrible on dictators. Not knowing that Trump has explicitly claimed a "favorite dictator." If we live through this, I hope the government confiscates all Trump's property to compensate COVID victims.

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@stevenfilms1998 @TonyMoonbeam

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@RWPUSA @realDonaldTrump They'll set up camps for this. Don't worry. We'll make public transit available. Like trains. It's fine.

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@smullins3000 @hiredbeard @ambamtaylor There is a tendency for non-crabs to evolve into crabs. Its happened multiple times.

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@Chad_Jiles @cmclymer @HillaryClinton Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus Trump virus

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@ryangrim Lololol naked cope