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Now I am become sarcasm, destroyer of worlds. Cogito ergo sumbitch ipso facto vis a vis hold deez.

Holdin BOFA on yo Mama's sofa
Joined May 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Metaphorically speaking: your Twitter timeline under Elon's ownership is akin to the local water supply after the sewage treatment plant shut down and I've noticed a lot of people appear to either be oblivious to this new reality or unwilling to boil their water before drinking.
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Taylor Swift cares more about black people than Kanye West and now I need to lay down because I got a headache just from tweeting that.
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A hurricane the size of Ohio is about to hit Puerto Rico but cable news just waiting until it gets nearer to the white people in Florida.
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The emotional arc of Trump supporters summed up in one gif.
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A woman tried that in 2016 and white people got mad and elected a racist.
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I'm sorry y'all but I can't keep quiet any more. Sanders supporters are right. A year ago, we all got together at the annual Black People convention and hatched a grand scheme to make Joe Biden the Democratic nominee for president. I tried to stay silent as long as I could.
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No amount of "Obama should've warned us" makes up for the fact white people knew Trump was unfit to be president but voted for him anyway.
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This looks like a crime scene
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Pro tip for the media: economically stressed people cannot afford to buy $40,000 long bed trucks and travel from state to state to participate in caravans that harass political candidates, blocking parkways and congregating on bridges.
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Jonah Hill's future girlfriend heading to the beach with her friends
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Weird how media spent 8 years asking if X event was Obama's Katrina but casually shrugs off 4645 dead in Puerto Rico, which is twice the number of people who died after Hurricane Katrina.
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I had to screen cap this because I don't think it'll be up for much longer.
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Cam Newton antivaxxed his way out of the NFL ๐Ÿคฃ
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You misspelled "racists"
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Minuteman Robert "Lil Dog" Crooks patrols the US-Mexico border in California. The Minutemen project is run by private US citizens who keep watch for illegal immigrants crossing the border. Supporters praise "a terrific job" - critics warn of "vigilante" justice ๐Ÿ“ทSandy Huffaker
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I'm not just anti-Trump. I'm anti-everymotherfuckerthatmakesexcusesforTrump.
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Who could've predicted a presidential candidate who opened his campaign by demonizing Mexicans and bragged about keeping a copy of Mein Kampf by his bedside would turn out to be a racist monster who terrorizes black and brown children after he won?
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Its disingenuous to watch Trump spend over two years demonizing ALL black and brown people and then claim his "animals" quote was only a reference to his favorite boogeyman MS-13. He called entire countries shitholes, so motherfuck your context you racism enabling pieces of shit.
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I am neither numb nor in shock. I'm rolling my eyes because its taken the media two years to even begin to acknowledge what Hillary said clearly during the debates: Donald Trump is a Russian puppet.
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Everyone is numb and in shock. We canโ€™t believe what we just witnessed, but for me itโ€™s this simple: The President of the United States openly colluded with Putin to undermine our democracy.
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I was not expecting to log back into Twitter to see the "God knocked up Mary when she was only 14 so what's the big deal?" defense.
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Joe Manchin does not support DC statehood because giving DC two senators makes Joe Manchin irrelevant.
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Alexa, show me me the worst piece of revisionist history ever
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Slavery was bad yes, but all the slaves in America were enslaved by blacks and white Americans freed them. That's the first reality people need to wrap their heads around.
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There IS NO fucking Pence Rule. There's an old pseudo-religious prude admitting he has no self control and a bunch of arch conservatives who want to use a bigoted old man's crude coping mechanism as an excuse to exclude women from positions of power.
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Is the Houston mayor black or something
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Has the President really not talked to Mayor of Houston since the hurricane hit? Is that...possible?
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Here's a pic of Obama kitesurfing across the tears you shed over his $400,000 fee for giving a speech
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We're about to watch America demonstrate its inability take the word of a black military family over the word of compulsive liar Trump.
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When they get desperate they steal ideas from black people.
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When they go low, we go high.
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What piers Morgan is most upset about is seeing his sacred traditions crumble to dust and the one tradition he cherishes most is English royalty limiting themselves to seeking white spouses.
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Only surprised it took her so long to get Harry to ditch his family, the Monarchy, the military and his country. What a piece of work.
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Y'all think that Simone Biles shit is wild, what if I told you the NCAA outlawed dunks in 1967 because Lew Alcindor (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) was too dominant
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TRUMP: "This is a sad day." Every cable news talking head: "Yes, a very very sad day." Black people:
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Bernie Sanders blows off Selma the day after getting rejected by Black voters in South Carolina. OK then.
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If Bernie Sanders was 1. Too busy to stop sexual harassment among his campaign staff 2. Too busy to cast votes in the senate 3. Too busy to release his tax returns 4. Too busy to alert Hillary or the FBI to Russians promoting his campaign Maybe he's too busy to be president.
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The people who say Nancy Pelosi and Dianne Feinstein are too old to be in leadership positions are the same people trying to force us to accept 76 year old Bernie Sanders as Lord and Savior of the Democratic Party.
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Initial reports indicate the #TwitterLockOut resulted in the greatest loss of life since The Bowling Green Massacre.
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@megynkelly Not everyone can be a smiling white supremacist who got paid millions to bomb on NBC daytime.
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If David Hogg is shit talking Nancy Pelosi it shows the importance of people staying in their lane. Being a good advocate for gun control does not automatically make you an expert on who should be Speaker of the House.
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Is hot apple pie for breakfast OK
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This is one of the rare times I will say "Not All Men"
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The Kavanaugh accusation has men more afraid than ever:
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Breaking News: Joe Biden is old. Also Breaking News: he's still the best man for the job.
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"Let's shit on the Democrat in the race for not being perfect instead of fighting to stop his racist misogynist pedophile opponent" Twitter is pulling into the station right on time.
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Wealthy BernieBro living in the Hamptons claims the plot to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer was caused by economic anxiety - which is weird because I know plenty of struggling, broke and even homeless Black people who never talked about kidnapping a state governor.
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@healthbyjames 24 hours after I got the Moderna vaccine I woke in the middle of the night to discover sharp metal knives popping out from between my knuckles and a weird costume with a huge "X" on front of it was draped across a nearby chair. And some guy named Charles won't stop calling me.
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Black people 1970-2017: Trump is racist Media: Nah, he just tells it like it is about economic anxiety Trump 2018: El Salvador and Haiti are shitholes Media: ZOMG that was racist Black people:
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I am not enthused by CDC guidances that are basically an honor system, knowing many in this country have no honor whatsoever.
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Bernie Sanders is doing his State Of the Union response to speak to all the white people who are uncomfortable watching Stacey Abrams' SoTU response. ๐Ÿ˜
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Voted against the Brady bill five times. Voted to protect gun manufacturers from lawsuits. Still gets invited on TV to wag his finger at his coworkers on gun control.
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Sen. Bernie Sanders lashes out at Congress for inaction on gun control
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2.5 million jobs were not ADDED in May. 2.5 million jobs were RESTORED in May.
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Michelle Malkin is attacking Rep. Dan Crenshaw who's attacking Lin Wood who's attacking the governor of GA and urging MAGATs not to vote for Republicans Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue and goddammit I swear there's never enough popcorn to go around in this establishment
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Dear diary: Today I learned a woman who earned 65.8 million votes for president is not allowed to accept commencement speech invitations.
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Kyrsten Sinema represents the white women who talk a real good game and then walk into the booth every two years to vote for white supremacy.
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@DineshDSouza Yeah man, the nerve. Only James O'Keefe is allowed to run up on people like this. And if you think this is shocking I have 2020 footage of MAGAts trying to run the Biden/Harris campaign bus off the expressway.
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Yeah that time the GOP met on Obama's inauguration day to form The Party of No and obstruct him for eight years was nothing like this.
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. @brithume : We're in the most poisonous atmosphere towards a President in my life time. I have not seen anything like this #Tucker @FoxNews
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I just got my COVID results back. We good.
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Its fascinating to watch people defend Trump by saying there's no evidence of the thing they haven't stopped investigating yet.
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How hilarious is it that everyone in America knew Trump would bail on a WI recount the instant he discovered he'd have to pay $3m for it?
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Media cares more about a bunch of sneering white kids on the mall in MAGA hats than they care about 800,000 government workers standing in food lines.
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Michael Avenatti is the quintessential white man who sees a blue wave built and powered by women and bursts in the door to tell them they ain't doing it right. Fuck him and all of his goofy groupies.
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Van Jones trying to offer Biden advice on how win over the toxic members of the Sanders cult. As far as I'm concerned, Sanders, the Berners and Van Jones can all go get fucked.
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Who hasn't had to angrily point out one of their three houses is just a summer home while fending off charges they're a millionaire cosplaying as a socialist?
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We. Fucking. TOLD. Y'all.
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Whoever said they strolled in like two Jedi Masters nailed it.
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If only the New York Times protected the country as vigorously as it protects Maggie Haberman.
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Everything Hillary said to warn us about Trump is playing out right before our eyes yet people continue to insist she'd be as bad or worse.
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Only if Donald Trump deports Beyonce and Rihanna to an alternate dimension.
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Will Taylor Swift be the artist of the decade?
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Pretty sure most of this "don't vote for Dems" shit is being coordinated somewhere.
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You guys, I just saw the full video of Maxine Waters shoving Michael Tracey and it looks pretty bad
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Nothing except lynchings, forced separation of families, mass kidnappings across oceans and selling human beings on the open market
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@VP @IlhanMN The president began his campaign by calling Mexicans rapists and murderers. He regularly retweeted white supremacists and antisemitic imagery during his campaign. You got on your knees and begged him to accept you as his running mate. Are there no mirrors in your home, sir?
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How about we save the country first and worry about The Lincoln Project later
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Media seems more interested in Jussie Smollett than they are in the white nationalist coast guard lieutenant with a kill list of Trump's enemies.
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If Bernie Sanders is admitting he won't be able to pass Medicare For All, then there's no reason to be choosing him over a so-called centrist who already had a plan to add a public option to the Affordable Care Act.
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Nothing encapsulates white supremacy like watching white America rush to exonerate a MAGA hat wearing sneering white kid who brought a Native American to tears of frustration.
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Piers Morgan is just another emotionally fragile, small minded man who's horrified about facing a future where men like him no longer get to have the last word.
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So many "Poor, innocent Hope Hicks" laments from the same media that spent half of 2017 attacking Chelsea Clinton because she had the nerve to write a children's book.
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88% of Black male voters support Democrats, second only to Black women who support Democrats at a 92-95% rate. Of course MSNBC went out looking for the twelve percenters.
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Never thought I'd see the day I'd have to block a gangster rapper on social media because the good life seduced him into suppressing the Black vote to help a racist madman win a second presidential term but here we are.
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And once again, the progressives claim the game is rigged because they never took the time to learn how to play it.
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Katie Porter: Adam Schiff and Steve Garvey used โ€œevery trick in the playbookโ€ to win tonightโ€™s California primary.
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Black people put their lives on the line - again - to save America. Don't you EVER tell us we don't love this country.
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Did Nicole Wallace just call Mike Pence "flaccid and anemic?"
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Seriously. If Bernie's so goddamn popular why does he need Democratic infrastructure to run?
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Real talk: if Bernie Sanders really was Liz Warren's friend, he would've backed her bid instead of bigfooting his way into the race and then stabbing her in the back for over a year. I have spoken.
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@laalex2 "This concludes another episode of 'Becky's Bullsh*t Bible Lessons' tune in next week when we teach you about the importance of silencing the victims of the congregation elders' sexual exploitation in order to protect the church"
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Hillary Clinton is the only politician who was supposed to surrender her right to speak in public after losing a presidential election while, the guy she beat by 4 million votes in the primary is supposed to be embraced as the new leader of a party he doesn't even belong to.
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A lot of people are admitting the didn't believe Biden's predictions on the Ukraine invasion while trying gloss over the fact the main reason they were snookered is because they bought into 4 years of Trump discrediting the US intelligence community.
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Still tripping on Qanon Bonnie and Clyde abandoning their son while they make a run for the border. This gotta be the wildest of all the multiverses.
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Clinton haters are angry about her recent appearances because they are too consumed by their personal hatred for Hillary to admit she warned us about everything we'd see in a Trump presidency.
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The Late Show
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5 years
TONIGHT: Sec. @HillaryClinton and @ChelseaClinton react to the news that Secretary of State Mike Pompeo was on the line during Trump's problematic call with the leader of Ukraine. #LSSC
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Sports reporters: "Dallas is 16-0 at home" Jordan Love:
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DAMMIT. That tweet went viral in less than 5 minutes and now I have new followers to disappoint.
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Yo, Lindsey Graham! How did you escape being indicted in Georgia? Lindsey:
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Y'all really did beat back the Berners, oust a white nationalist, flip a southern state from red to blue, fight off an insurrection, inaugurate a human being, restore the rule of law and drop $2T worth of relief into the laps of struggling Americans in just one year. Not bad.
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She lied to you about using your money to fund a recount.
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They lied to you about Vietnam. They lied to you about Iraq. They lied to you about Syria. They lied to you about Honduras. They lied to you about Libya. So why would you believe what they're saying about Venezuela?
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We're being accused of defending MS-13 by people who spent months defending a pedophile running for the US senate.
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Pete Buttigieg is an example of a white man who listened to Black people when they called him out. Bernie Sanders is not.
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Stop listening to people who spend more time criticizing Democrats than they do fighting Republicans.
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The New York Jets and ESPN have an Aaron Rodgers problem. ESPN can solve theirs by firing Pat McAfee. The New York Jets are just fucked.
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"Ignored my verbal commands" is gonna be upgraded to "he had a weapon" or "I felt my life was in danger" soon.
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The hills are alive with the sound of white people explaining why it was OK for Bernie Sanders to travel to Jackson, Ms and shit on Obama's legacy on the 50th anniversary of King's assassination.
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Campaign like you're 20 points behind.
@PoliticusSarah
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7 years
Georgia Democrat Jon Ossoff Opens Up 7-Point Lead As Trumpโ€™s Russia Cover-Up Drags GOP Down
Tweet media one
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A lot of these "I'm not voting for Biden" tweets are coming from people who aren't in the United States and may not be eligible to vote in US elections.
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The Alt Left is currently targeting 1. Nancy Pelosi 2. Ben Cardin 3. Adam Schiff 4. Kamala Harris 5. Hillary Clinton 6. The Clinton Foundation 7. Tom Perez 8. The DNC People the Alt Left are uninterested in going after 1. Donald Trump 2. The Republican Party
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Someone on CNN just pointed out Trump claimed it was OK to skip regular intel briefings because he got his info directly from Mike Flynn.
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The people who never stopped attacking Hillary because of what she said in 1996 would really appreciate it if you'd stop reminding them of the things Susan Sarandon said in 2016.
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